Chapter 533: Have You Been a Human?
Two snakes.
One always looks down on each other.
One has never been integrated into the group.
Chang An'an had already regarded himself as Fang Mingjie, he had human emotions and thoughts, so he was even more dissatisfied with his previous experience, and he was also extremely dissatisfied with the entire Liu family.
Like humans, he yearns for freedom and respect.
"I don't want to go to your Chang's house at all, and I don't want to be surnamed Chang at all."
"You never looked up to me, and you didn't treat me as your own."
"In that case, then why bother where I go, keep saying rules, that's your rules! I don't belong to you! ”
"There are not only animals in the Northeast in the world, but they are also not in the Northeast, why don't you kill them all! Talk to me about the rules here, Lao Tzu is now a human being, and he abides by the law, you say that Lao Tzu is guilty, then you go to the police, you let the police uncle arrest me! ”
Fang Mingjie vented all his inner words and the grievances he had suffered over the years.
But he is thinking about these questions from the perspective and thinking of human beings.
Changbanpo is always an animal, how can he empathize.
He even laughed: "You traitor who doesn't know how to be grateful, you really treat yourself as a human being, I tell you, it's useless for you to break the sky today, you must die today!" ”
"If you want to be a man, then you will do it in the next life!"
Fang Mingjie didn't laugh angrily: "You are really pitiful, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, you are the same as me, you have no status in the Chang family, but you don't have my courage, you are jealous that I can see a broader world!" ”
"Being a man, I just want to be a man, what about you, have you ever been a man, have you ever eaten KFC, have you ever watched a concert, have you ever been in love, do you know what is the happiness of a wife and children! You jungle turtle! ”
Fang Mingjie scolded and scolded, almost scolding me and Yi Yang.
But we didn't dare to laugh, and we kept holding back.
At this time, within a radius of more than ten meters, the leaves suddenly rolled up, and the wind moved, and the two of us looked up and found that Chang Banpo's vertical pupils were scolded by Fang Mingjie.
"Shut up!"
Hearing only a roar, Chang Banpo instantly turned into an afterimage, and in just a second, he had already arrived in front of Fang Mingjie, and raised his hand to send Fang Mingjie flying. Xiushu.com
The two soon got entangled again and fought each other inextricably.
However, this picture is a bit spicy to the eyes, which makes people can't bear to look at it directly, and it is very different from the magnificent scene I imagined. Xiu Shu
These two men are almost hair-cut.
I thought to myself, two snake fairies, fighting to engage in these famous halls?
This one is not as good as Song Xiaotian's fight.
But Yi Yang kept frowning and looked extremely seriously.
I couldn't help but ask him, "Senior brother, haven't you ever seen humans fight?" ”
"I've seen it, but I've never seen the Northeast Immortal family fight." Yi Yang said very seriously: "We have actually fallen for the trick, and Chang Xian deliberately didn't let us see it. ”
"This may be their rule, too, to keep mortals from seeing their true nature."
"I don't believe you're removing the obscure."
I was startled and quickly pinched my fingers.
Soon, I did.
Next to Fang Mingjie, there was a big gray python.
Next to Tokobanpo, there is a large green python.
The two pythons were about the same size, and they were also fighting, fighting very fiercely.
I said, this is all starting to pick hair, how can it be that the sand and rocks are flying nearby, it turns out that the body is also fighting.
However, whether it is Fang Mingjie or his body, they have always been at a disadvantage.
In his current state, he can't even beat me when he opens up, so how can he be Chang Banpo's opponent.
At this moment, he took a pill out of his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth.
Fang Mingjie, who had knocked the medicine, suddenly skyrocketed in strength, swept the tail of the body, and directly swept Chang Banpo away.
Seeing this, Bai Xiaoyu, who was attached to Yang Wei's body, immediately walked out of Yang Wei's body, ready to help.
Yi Yang and I saw Bai Xiaoyu's true body at this time.
It turned out to be a young girl, dressed in the costume of an ethnic minority.
But I heard the Seventh Master say that Bai Xiaoyu is also over eighty years old.
After she ran over, she directly turned into a hedgehog.
I was dumbfounded, this is definitely something I've ever seen...... The biggest hedgehog!
She was at least the size of a black bear, and she curled up into a ball on the spot and crashed towards Fang Mingjie's body.
With Bai Xiaoyu joining, the tide of battle began to turn around again.
Fang Mingjie secretly took out a red talisman and pasted it behind his back, then took out the second red talisman and threw it towards Bai Xiaoyu and Chang Banpo's body at the same time.
Seeing that the rune paper exploded, Bai Xiaoyu and Chang Banpo instantly let out a miserable scream, and the bodies of the two people suddenly disappeared.
Yang Wei and Mr. Cui, who were carriers, immediately fell to the ground, spitting out a smear of blood from their mouths.
Fang Mingjie was a snake spirit, that is, a spirit, and it was impossible for him to urge that red talisman.
Because around here, someone is helping him cast spells.
That person is the Seventh Master.
Yi Yang and I immediately rushed out and yelled at the surroundings.
"Who! What fool is so unqualified! ”
"What kind of hero is a secret deception!"
"If you have the ability, you will come out!"
After I finished scolding, I hurriedly ran over and helped Changbanpo up.
"Po Daxian, I don't know who is secretly helping Chang An'an."
"This person seems to be a bit of a Taoist, what should I do?"
Changban's slope was bloodless, and he gritted his teeth and looked in the direction of Fang Mingjie's escape.
After a long time, he came back to his senses: "Who is so bold as to dare to help Chang An'an sneak attack us!" He is doing this against our Chang family and all the immortals, and he is dead! ”
I hurriedly said: "I'll check tomorrow, but Chang An'an has already run away this time, and you two are injured again, so we can only arrest him next time, let's go down the mountain first." ”
Although these two fairies were injured, they were not seriously injured, and the people of the Bai family were good at treatment, and they carried medicine with them.
In addition, the seventh master did not put too heavy a hand.
After going down the mountain, Bai Xiaoyu and Chang Banpo were no longer in any big trouble.
I drove the car and took them to the restaurant for dinner.
After all, the immortal family is an animal, and the nature of animals is to be greedy, and almost all immortal families are very greedy.
Bai Xiaoyu devoured it, but Chang Banpo seemed to be angry and slapped it on the table.
"This bastard! How dare you plot against us! ”
"If he hadn't asked for help, I would have taken him down!"
Yi Yang and I nodded again and again and patted his ass.
"At that time, there was one word to describe you, and that was mighty!"
"You're going to take him down, it's not going to be easy!"
I sighed and said, "But there's one thing I don't know if to say or not." ”
Chang Banpo looked at me, waved his hand and said, "But it's okay to say." ”
While pouring wine for him and Bai Xiaoyu, I said: "This Chang An'an, it's a waste, sending you two here is like killing chickens with a knife." ”
"Why do you want to send you two over there?"
"Have you ever thought about this?"