I heard the Seventh Master tell some stories about the Ma Xian family before.

These immortal families were originally just a group of animals, and it was even more difficult for animals to cultivate to perfection than human cultivation, so they spent most of their time cultivating hard.

And their primitive nature is to be competitive, so their thinking is extremely simple.

Except for those old immortals, who live for a long time and have more contact with people, their thinking will be closer to that of humans.

As for the juniors of the immortal family, their thinking is much simpler, because most of their time they spend their time cultivating.

So when I asked this question, Chang Banpo and Bai Xiaoyu didn't even think about it, and directly asked me what I meant.

But what bad intentions can I have?

I just want to sow discord.

"Obviously, someone as useless as Chang An'an actually sent you over to clean him up."

I patted the table and said, "Isn't that tantamount to pulling you to the same level as him, isn't that too insulting to you!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Chang Banpo and Bai Xiaoyu's faces suddenly became ugly.

Of course, I can't let them relive these words, I can't make them feel that they shouldn't come out of my mouth.

I said to Chang Banpo again: "When I first met you in the Northeast, at that moment, I was shocked by your aura, that kind of mighty momentum!" ”

"Just that time, I remember your name deeply, and sometimes when I look at the Three Kingdoms, I can't help but think of you." Xiushu.com

"You are in my heart, my brother said something from the heart, that is the representative of Chang Xian!"

"You say that they don't know how to reuse talents!"

Chang Banpo was silent by what I said, his expression was a little complicated, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

I looked at Bai Xiaoyu again and sighed: "And Sister Bai, you were just on the mountain, and when you appeared, I was simply shocked." I told my senior brother at the time, I said that this is a white fairy, this is obviously a fairy! The seven fairies, she may not be as beautiful as my white sister! ”

Bai Xiaoyu suddenly blushed.

"Isn't it too much to say that you are such a beautiful girl, and they use you as an errand runner!"

"I just can't figure it out."

Yi Yang also hurriedly echoed: "Yes, I can't figure it out either!" Excessively! ”

Bai Xiaoyu sighed and said, "We are different from you, there are few of our kind, and there are even fewer people who can cultivate to perfection, Brother Po and I cultivated late, and we are both juniors, these things can only be done by us." ”

Chang Banpo also looked helpless, and said: "This is the case with low seniority, what can we do, even if we complete the task, what can we do when we go back." ”

"The elders are in a good mood, and if they work hard, it will be a reward."

After speaking, he took the wine glass and drank it all, with a sad face, like a depressed young man.

I hurriedly poured him wine and sighed: "Forget it, don't talk about this, in our human society, there is a saying that gold will always shine, and gold like Brother Po and Sister Bai will shine sooner or later." ”

"It's my brother's honor to be able to eat at the same table with the two idols today, the two of them eat and drink well, and when they return to the Northeast, who is like the younger brother and honors the two?"

"Do they know what gold is with that eye!"

"Let's eat and drink well, and then go and catch that Chang An'an one day."

"What's going on like that, isn't it?"

I kept pouring them wine and serving vegetables.

Seriously, their appetite was so good that they ate all the dozen or so plates, and I added a few more dishes.

And this wine, more than a thousand bottles, I refilled several bottles, and my heart was dripping blood.

I found that every time I made money, it didn't stay in my pocket for long, and I had to lose.

Good thing I didn't take them to the bar, otherwise I'd have gone bankrupt tonight.

After three rounds of drinking, Chang Banpo and Bai Xiaoyu's faces turned red.

I was also dizzy from drinking, but I didn't dare to get drunk, so I had to go to the toilet under the pretext.

When I got to the toilet, I squatted on the floor and threw up so much that I didn't want to drink anymore for the rest of my life.

Yi Yang also walked in at some point and handed me a pill.

"This is the hangover medicine given by the Seventh Master, you can take it."

I quickly took the pill and swallowed it in my stomach, which made me feel better.

Yi Yang looked at me with a complicated expression: "It's not that I said, you are too desperate, this is the sixth bottle of white, aren't you afraid of drinking to death?" ”

I said I couldn't help it, I promised Fang Mingjie to help him, and I swore an oath.

We can't just swear in this business, and if we do, I have to do it.

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I'm touting it again.

This Chang Banpo and Bai Xiaoyu also drank high, and cried to me endlessly about the grievances they suffered on weekdays.

"Just a few days ago, a junior from his Hu family occupied my territory."

"I went to the elders of the Chang family to comment, but no one paid attention to me!"

"A junior can ride on my head! Seriously, sometimes it is...... It's really a lot of tears. ”

Chang Banpo actually cried as he spoke.

I took his hand and comforted: "Brother Epo, you listen to your brother say a few words, and my brother listens to you talk about these things, it's really distressing!" ”

"If it weren't for the identity of my younger brother, I wouldn't be worthy of Brother Po and Sister Bai, I would have to marry you today!"

Chang Banpo staggered to his feet, put his arms around my shoulders suddenly, and said with a burp: "You little brother, how can you say it, just two words, okay!" Very good! Brother recognizes you brother! ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "No, no, no, how can my brother He De!" ”

Chang Banpo suddenly became dissatisfied: "If you talk like this, if you talk like this, my brother will be unhappy!" You look down on my brother's snake! Brother just appreciates you, you know! ”

Bai Xiaoyu also stretched out her hand to pull me and pulled me over: "Sister likes your mouth, you know, in the words of our Northeast hedgehog, you just have one word, really!" You're the real person, you know! ”

Tears welled up in my eyes, and my stomach ached.

"Big brother! Second sister! ”

"Then let's say goodbye, I'm afraid you won't admit it tomorrow."

Chang Banpo: "Look at what you say, we Northeast snakes, a spit and a nail!" In the future, you will have your brother's surname, okay, Chang Mo! ”

Yi Yang hurriedly took out a statue of Guan Erye from his backpack and placed it on the table.

"What, the three of you want to bow down, right, I brought you the second master."

"What are you waiting for, let's get married, it's all fate."

Chang Banpo and Bai Xiaoyu directly pulled me to kneel, and prepared to marry Jin Lan in front of Guan Erye.

"I, Changbanpo!"

"I'm Bai Xiaoyu!"

"I'm Chen Mo!"

"We are here today to marry Jin Lan, not to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year!"

After that, we kowtowed to each other face to face.

At the end, I added: "Whoever regrets it, who thunders and splits the sky, is it good?" ”

Bai Xiaoyu: "Who repents letting Lei chop to death!" ”

Chang Banpo: "Whoever repents will be thundered and split!" ”