"Tentacle monster, has the name of the battleship changed?"

Watch as the spacecraft is about to pass through the ozone layer.

Li Kunpeng suddenly thought that the name of his spaceship seemed to be inappropriate, and he didn't look like a good person when he heard it.

"Don't worry, Captain, it's been changed."

The tentacle monster was busy sorting out his image at this time, learning from Li Kunpeng to change into an exclusive combat uniform.

Fish tanks are being selected.

Bobby, on the other hand, found all the wrenches, tried them in his hands, and then replaced them with the next one.

"The spaceship is about to land!"

"The coordinates are confirmed, east longitude is 119 degrees, north latitude is 34.5 degrees, and the landing countdown."

Right now.

Li Kunpeng saw that several black dots appeared below.

It's approaching the spaceship at high speed.

When Inglourious Basterds passed through the ozone layer and entered the stratosphere.

A team of Weilong formed and arrived next to the Inglourious Basterds.

Watching Inglourious Basterds' every move.

"Weilong No. 1 called Tianshan, has arrived near the target, the target can be clearly seen with the naked eye, the length of the spacecraft is more than three thousand meters, the whole is similar to a cuboid, at least six hundred meters wide, there are protrusions on both sides of the spacecraft, and there are suspected main artillery devices more than thirty meters wide hanging below, etc., there seems to be a weapon device with a smaller caliber in the main artillery installation...... Weilong II added. ”

"Weilong 2 received that there are two devices similar to cat ears directly above the spaceship, suspected weapon devices, and directly above them are modules of different colors with a width of more than fifty meters, whose use is unknown...... Weilong No. 3 added! ”

"Weilong No. 3 received, the left side of the spacecraft was written in Chinese characters, Shameless Basterd, but it was hit with a red cross, and the tentacle BABY was the most beautiful number written next to it. In the middle of the hull, you can see modules similar to hatch devices and different colors, about 50 meters long...... Debriefing is over! ”

"Tianshan received, continue to monitor every move, if there is anything abnormal, evacuate immediately!"

"Wei Long understands."

On the other side of the communication frequency, because all satellites are destroyed.

You can't see the live footage.

Therefore, according to the description of the Weilong pilot, the model of the Inglourious Basterd was quickly drawn on the drawings.

A lieutenant general looked at the sketch and looked at an academician beside him: "Academician Zhang, this is based on the general appearance of our Weilong pilot's close observation and oral description, there should be some discrepancies, but it should not be big." ”

Academician Zhang stared at the drawings for a long time, and slowly put them down: "This is much uglier than other spaceships seen with astronomical telescopes, and this spaceship should be a second-hand spaceship......

The lieutenant general nodded approvingly.

"The target landing point has been calculated, and it is expected to land in two minutes in the territory of our country, Su Province, Port City!"

"Immediately notify the port city, activate the emergency plan, the surrounding troops, immediately send reinforcements to the port city, I will go over now, and report the situation at any time."

"Yes!"

Above the Inglourious Basterds.

Li Kunpeng lay on the position of the hatch, observing the city that was getting closer and closer below.

I couldn't help but get excited.

"It's been three years, it's been three years, and I, Hu Hansan, are finally back!"

"Do you know how I've spent the last three years?"

"I, I, I ......"

Li Kunpeng carefully recalled his three years of wandering in the universe, wanting to find some lonely and painful memories.

But there doesn't seem to be any pain, lonely memories, and I've even talked about a few alien girlfriends.

At first, I was ignorant and was deceived into being a slave to mine.

Working eight hours a day, although the salary is pitiful, but the food, clothing, and use do not seem to be bad.

I even have time to play games every day, visit the universe network, and have a few relationships with a few beautiful alien creatures, and even prepare to talk about marriage, but finally end up regrettably because of reproductive isolation.

Although he is a slave, he just does not have the status of a cosmic citizen, and cannot go shopping and travel.

Later, the owner of the planet that was mining was caught for illegal mining.

Li Kunpeng was also rescued, and naturally had an identity, and he was still the most powerful empire in the universe, a citizen of the Central Galaxies Alliance, and then got a job as a cosmic cleaner (with preparation).

At first, he was just an ordinary cleaner, but in less than two months, the captain suddenly burped, and the rest of the crew also left for some reasons, and he seemed to become the captain of the cleaning ship naturally......

Other cleaning ships in the universe will always encounter all kinds of accidents, cosmic flashes, stellar storms, cosmic black holes, and so on.

It's as if I've never encountered it once.

And I always pick up some unexpected good things from time to time.

Or pick up some talents, or hear some gossip that ordinary people can't even know.

A proper cool male protagonist template.

It seems that there are really no memories of suffering.

"Captain, two years ago, you spent a month's salary on our ship in order to enjoy a cosmic meal."

"Captain, a year and nine months ago, in order to watch the concert of the first singer in the universe, you secretly sold the energy cube we picked up together, and you haven't ......returned it for a week."

"Captain, you ......"

"Captain, you've lived three years, but you're more comfortable than most people in the universe, and even in five hundred years, you'll be able to get a suite in the Central Galaxy."

Several crew members kept counting Li Kunpeng.

After Li Kunpeng heard this, he thought for a moment: "Haven't I suffered anything?" ”

"Yes, half a year ago you suddenly had a stomachache, we are in a wild galaxy, and the result is ......"

Poppy pointed to a centaur with thick glasses and said, "We accidentally picked up Sister Maya in the universe, and Sister Maya happened to be a very good doctor and operated on you." ”

“……”

"Isn't that new?"

"How many galaxies did you spy on the first singer being chased by fans?"

"That's not voyeurism, how many times have I said it, I was dating with the first singer and was found out by her fans!"

“……”

Li Kunpeng coughed lightly and said, "Okay, these things are over, don't mention them again, after landing, do you understand what I look like?" When someone interviews you, you must portray me as a homesick wanderer who has abandoned the cause of the central planet for the sake of the earth, and just wants to return home despite all obstacles, remember? ”

“……”

As you get closer and closer to the ground.

The buildings on the ground can also be clearly seen.

Five thousand meters, three thousand kilometers, one thousand meters.

Just as Li Kunpeng stood at the door of the cabin, preparing the hatch to open to welcome the cheers of his compatriots.

When elementary school students held flowers to themselves, and countless media held cameras to bombard themselves.

An untimely siren sounded.

"Warning, warning, landing gear failure!"

"Warning, warning, landing gear failure!"

“……”

"Damn, the chain fell at a critical moment."

"Then let's stay in the air, let's get off the ship on the landing ship."

"Captain, let's not talk about landing ships, even the lifeboats were dismantled and sold by that bastard sales."

“……”

At this time, the port city is over the cangwu green park.

A group of melon-eating masses have gathered and waited for the alien spacecraft to land.

Although the army pulled the cordon.

But it still can't stop the curiosity of ordinary people.

Anyway, if aliens really want to invade the earth, the earthlings can't stop it, so it's better to join in the fun.

"Dad, why hasn't the alien spaceship landed yet? Isn't it broken? ”

On the roof of a building in the Cangwu community opposite Cangwu Park, two little girls asked their father curiously.

"Dad asked Uncle Zibo to call the aliens and ask, okay?"

When Wang Zibo, who was twisting his buttocks next to him, heard it, he immediately said: "Xiao Chen, you are still in the mood to joke, I am worried about death, what if aliens want to invade us?" ”

“……”