Inglourious Basterd, now it should be called the most beautiful tentacle BABY.

It has been descending on the cangwu green park in the port city for nearly half an hour.

The interior of the Green Park has been emptied.

A cordon was set up on the perimeter.

All kinds of media in the port city rushed over, and outside the cordon, long guns and short cannons were erected.

At the same time, a temporary headquarters was set up.

Language professors, biology professors, and psychologists at the Port City Marine University were temporarily called up.

Prepare for your first contact with aliens.

Although the aliens keep shouting about their compatriots on Earth, their families.

It's like a live broadcast seller.

But this is a real alien warship, what if the aliens steal the intelligence, information, and DNA of the earthlings and disguise themselves as earthlings?

In addition, from tens to hundreds of kilometers away, some weapons have been aimed at the green park.

"Please leave immediately, don't linger, don't gather!"

"Please leave immediately, don't linger, don't gather!"

“……”

Although there are staff members with loudspeakers who keep shouting.

Signal the people not to come near.

But there was still a steady stream of people running over to watch.

"What are you afraid of, if the aliens really have any bad intentions, we can't beat them, it's better to see what the aliens look like."

"yes, what are these aliens doing? It's been half an hour, and they haven't come out yet, do they have to go to the bathroom when they go out? ”

"I don't believe it's aliens, didn't people say it, I'm also an earthling, and I look the same as us."

"What do you believe when the aliens say, I said that I am Qin Shi Huang, do you believe it?"

Inside the Inglourious Basterds at this time.

Li Kunpeng sat cross-legged on the ground.

"It's been half an hour, and there's still no way?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

"Can't you just land on the ground?"

Bobbi rubbed his wrench, then placed it in the bucket.

"Based on data analysis, the ground below can't handle the weight of the Inglourious Basterds, and the result will be like this."

After saying that, Poppy's hand loosened.

The entire wrench sank directly into the water.

"It seems that the rumors are true."

“？？？”

Seeing a group of crew members staring at him like curious babies, Li Kunpeng coughed and said: "When I was a child, I heard a legend that LYG was one of the four major earthquake zones predicted by Li Siguang, saying that it was full of silt underneath, and once it ......."

Ma Ya pushed her glasses, and there was an extra scanning stick in her hand, which knocked on Li Kunpeng's head: "Captain, we are discussing how we can get out of the cabin, we have listened to your introduction to the food in Hong Kong City for half an hour!" ”

"Ahem, ahem, digression, digression, then when we are close to the ground, open the hatch, and we jump?"

"The energy emitted by the ship's engine will destroy all the areas behind it!"

After Poppy finished speaking, he pointed to the area of Hualian.

"That's not good, I'll have to eat cold noodles later, and the most authentic cold skin and cold noodles are in that area!"

"So, Captain, why don't we fly back to space and land on Earth for another ship, the Shameless Basterd's tattered appearance, I don't think the earthlings will believe that you are a good mix in the universe."

Li Kunpeng thought about this suggestion seriously and said, "Tentacle monster, you have a good proposal, why don't you say it an hour in advance." Give you five minutes, and if you can't figure out a way, I'll take you away from the cabin! ”

Hear this. The tentacle monster immediately became anxious.

There are more than a dozen beautiful women in the cabin who need to be comforted.

"Captain, you better do a projection and ask the earthlings to do a favor, they don't have a flying machine that can hover in the air, let them fly into our warship, and take us down."

“…… Bobby, do you want the whole of Earth to know that I'm trapped in my own battleship? ”

At this time, the tentacle monster's eyes suddenly lit up, "Captain, I have a way, do you remember the pair of cat ears I installed before?" ”

"You mean?"

Li Kunpeng's eyes immediately lit up.

A brilliant solution came to mind in an instant.

Around the cangwu green park.

Everyone around stared intently at the giant battleship in front of them.

Get ready to witness the first contact between earthlings and aliens.

Maybe it will be a small step for aliens, a giant leap for earthlings.

"Ahem, hey, hey, can you hear me?"

Suddenly, a voice came from the battleship.

Everyone looked into the air in unison.

Every time the alien speaks, it will be projected, this technology makes most people on the earth very greedy, especially some advertising companies, the only disadvantage is that it is a little painful.

This time, however, there was no projection in the sky.

"I'm sorry, I forgot to calculate the hardness of the ground when I landed, the land here can't bear the weight of this ship, so please send a helicopter to fly in and pick us up."

Li Kunpeng found a very reasonable reason for himself.

Hear this.

Many people suddenly realized.

No wonder the aliens didn't land for more than half an hour, it turned out to be because of this.

"Did you hear that, aliens know that they need to protect the environment, and they are worried that the flowers and plants on the ground will be crushed, will you still pick the flowers and plants on the roadside in the future?"

A Jiangsu parent seizes every opportunity to educate his child.

“……”

"The aliens told us to send a helicopter to pick them up."

At this time, on a transport plane, the officer was rushing to LYG, and after hearing the report, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

This alien seems to be a little different from what he imagined.

How do you look like you're not here to invade the Earth, but like you're here to travel? Or......

"Academician Zhang, what do you think?"

Academician Zhang pushed his glasses: "Maybe what the aliens said is true, there is indeed a thick layer of silt under LYG, the alien battleship is huge, I don't know what material it is made of, if it really lands in Cangwu Green Park, it will indeed sink to the ground." ”

"Then why don't they hover low? They are hovering at an altitude of 500 meters above the ground now, and with alien technology, hovering off the ground at close range shouldn't be a problem, right? ”

"The data transmitted from the scene can be detected that there is a large amount of energy overflow from the tail power plant of the alien battleship, and there is a mirage phenomenon, if it hovers at low altitude from the ground, the direction facing the tail of the alien battleship may be destroyed, and the alien should have taken this into account, so it has been at a distance of about five hundred meters and has not continued to descend."

"This alien is weird."

A staff officer beside him whispered.

"At present, it seems that this alien warship, there is not much hostility, notify the ground command of the port city, send a helicopter, I want to see what medicine is sold in the gourd of this group of aliens!"

"Yes!"