15: Dual citizenship is not allowed in our country
"The door is open, the door is open!"
Five minutes later.
The hatch of the Inglourious Basterds opened.
Three helicopters hovered near the hatch.
Although the Inglourious Basterds was in tatters, it was also a large warship with a length of more than three thousand meters, a width of eight hundred meters, and a height of five hundred meters.
After the hatch is opened, don't say a helicopter.
Even a passenger plane can easily fly into the cabin.
"It's coming, it's coming."
Li Kunpeng watched with a smile as a Z-8 flew in.
The pilot of the helicopter, wearing a protective suit, was a little nervous and steered the helicopter to land slowly.
"It's the first time I've been so nervous after flying a plane for so long."
"Can you not be nervous, we are going to pick up aliens, you see that they are really aliens, how can these aliens look different?"
A driver looked at the "people" of different shapes below, a little puzzled.
Soon, the helicopter was safely docked in the cabin of the Inglourious Basterds.
Li Kunpeng ran over with some excitement.
It's been three years, and I've finally seen the earthlings again.
"Hello fellow citizens, would you like to come down and visit my warship?"
Li Kunpeng looked at the two drivers wearing heavy protective suits and waved his hand vigorously.
"No, Dear Mr. Alien, please board the plane."
Li Kunpeng waved his hand: "You go up first, I'll go get something." ”
Soon, Li Kunpeng boarded the helicopter with a suitcase.
After the straight 8 made a U-turn in the cabin.
Swiftly flew out of the Inglourious Basterd.
Descend towards the ground.
Li Kunpeng inadvertently glanced at his battleship, and his face instantly pulled his hips.
At this time above the ground.
Several experts in various disciplines have been on standby for a long time.
The general of the helicopter was waiting with excitement on his face.
This will be the most important event in human history.
"Earthlings and aliens have made their first official contact."
And just after the helicopter left the Inglourious Basterds.
The Inglourious Basterds in the air began to rise into the air.
Soon it was raised into low-earth orbit.
Immediately after, a destroyer of the Far Mountain Empire descended on the position of the Shameless Basterd just now.
This time it didn't hover in mid-air like the Inglourious Basterds.
Instead, it landed steadily on the open space of the Cangwu Green Park.
"Report, after the alien ship left, a new ship returned, smaller in size, but more advanced!"
After receiving this news, the lieutenant general raised his eyebrows.
"It seems that these aliens are trying to tell us not to be careful, even if they leave the spaceship, they can control the spaceship."
"Maybe there are more aliens still on the ship and haven't come down."
Academician Zhang beside him coughed lightly and said, "Could it be that an advanced artificial intelligence is controlling the spaceship?" Or is it neurons, quantum communications, and other more advanced means of communication that we can't discover? ”
“……”
Helicopter.
The tentacle monster didn't need to wear noise-canceling headphones, looked at Li Kunpeng and said, "Captain, why did you send our tentacle BABY the most beautiful back into space and let a destroyer come down?" ”
"It's not because of you bastard, whose normal person's battleship would be called the most beautiful tentacle BABY? I'm asking you to change your name, not asking you to put a cross and spray a new name! ”
"The most important thing is that our Inglourious Basterds can't land on the ground, how can I make money for tickets?"
Hearing this, a group of people stared at Li Kunpeng intently, and it was obvious that this was Li Kunpeng's purpose.
"Watch me do what? You don't eat on Earth? Don't buy souvenirs? Don't you need any money? Pay attention to who we are now, we are Earth Heroes, and we have just saved the Earth! ”
"Tentacle monster, you will be responsible for going to the door of the battleship to collect the ticket money, visit the battleship, the adult ticket is 368, half price for children, if you want to visit the aliens, the price is doubled, if you want to go to low-earth orbit for sightseeing, 10,000 yuan a person, fly around the earth twice, and travel to the moon......"
Li Kunpeng quickly took out a ticket price that had been set a long time ago from the box and handed it over.
It is believed that after the news spreads, people from all over the world will immediately flock to it.
Let the people on Earth experience a short interstellar tour first.
When the earthlings are used to the Earth and enter the interstellar age, there will be no resistance to working in other galaxies or something?
"What about us?"
Bobbi and the others looked at Li Kunpeng.
"You guys will wait for one person and one landing ship, let's travel to the earth, take a look at the scenery of the earth by the way, you see those white-skinned or dark-skinned earthlings, you must promote the various civilizations in the known universe, alien civilizations are democratic and free, and there is no oppression, do you know? That's what those people are! ”
"The captain costs money for travel, but we don't have the money." Poppy spread her hands.
"I'll figure this out."
Li Kunpeng opened the box and found that he had suddenly gone to an alien planet, and he only had nine yuan and five in his pocket, so he directly closed his box again.
When the tentacle monster heard this, it immediately raised its claws and said, "I protest! Why can they travel to various places on the planet, I can only sell tickets at the gate of the station. ”
"Don't you want to? I was going to have those beautiful women on the boat accompany you to sell tickets, but now it seems that it is over. ”
When the tentacle monster heard this, it immediately shook its head frantically and said, "Captain, I am willing!" ”
"Very well, it was such a pleasant decision."
At this time, Ma Ya gently pushed her heavy glasses and said, "Captain, I have a doubt, why didn't we let the landing ships of other warships pick us up just now?" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.
At this time, the co-pilot pilot of the helicopter broke the embarrassment with a slight cough: "That, alien friend, we can hear you talking." ”
After finishing speaking, he pointed to the noise-canceling headphones on Li Kunpeng's ears, in addition to the noise reduction function, there is also a call function.
"Did we just talk about destroying the Earth and ruling the Earth?"
"Nope."
"What does it matter if you hear it? And I'm really not an alien! ”
“……”
The helicopter landed steadily on the ground.
At this moment, everyone's eyes were focused on this straight 8.
Li Kunpeng was the first to jump off the helicopter.
Followed by Bobby, Tentacle Monster, Maia, Big Mouth and other crew members.
Except for Li Kunpeng, when the rest of the people stepped off the plane, they would erupt in bursts of exclamations and discussions.
The tentacle monster looked around with some excitement: "Captain, there are many people around, are there so many earthlings?" Has the whole city of earthlings come to welcome us? ”
Li Kunpeng glared at the tentacle monster viciously: "Shut up!" Pay attention to the image, don't make a fuss, it's just a few people. ”
Immediately afterwards, I saw an officer wearing a protective suit walking towards Li Kunpeng.
"Hello, alien friends, welcome to the earth, I am Yu Hao, the temporary representative of the military of the Chinese country on the earth, and I welcome you on behalf of the earth and Huaxia."
"That Lieutenant Colonel Yu, I'm not an alien, I'm an earthling, these are my crew, I'm back to visit my family, and I just happened to meet the earth being invaded by aliens."
Li Kunpeng said as he opened his cosmic identification card.
A virtual light appeared between the two.
"Li Kunpeng, male, carbon-based life, cosmic-like, first-class citizen of the Central Galactic Union Republic......"
"Sorry, I got it wrong."
Li Kunpeng quickly opened his box, found his earth ID card, and handed it over.
Yu Hao looked at the ID card in Li Kunpeng's hand, then looked at Li Kunpeng himself, and said slowly.
"Mr. Li Kunpeng, it seems that our country does not allow dual nationality."
"You've now been expelled from the Earth Sphere by me, and I'm the Earth Captain."