When Yang Jian heard this, he hurriedly explained:

"What's not doing business? I'm driving a 'Philosopher's Stone' mine! Brother-in-law, do you know that the owner of the 'Treasure Pavilion', Bailiyi, has the right to mine a 'Magic Stone' mineral deposit, and the mine is in the 'Magic Mountain', and the procedures are complete, and it has not been mined yet......

Today, he decided to sell me the 'Philosopher's Stone' mine - as long as I give him the down payment of 10 billion Heaven Coins, the 'Philosopher's Stone' mine will be mine!

As soon as I get the procedures for mining the 'Philosopher's Stone' deposit, I will immediately recruit people to mine it...... In that way, I will have a large number of 'Philosopher's Stones', which can be sold for a large sum of money in addition to being used for myself and my classmates to cultivate [Magic]...... Brother-in-law, you say, am I killing two birds with one stone? ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, his eyes couldn't help but light up and said:

"Hmmm! Erlang, I didn't expect you to be quite smart...... This is indeed a good plan to kill two birds with one stone and multiply your wealth! But even then, I don't have the money to lend you! ”

"What?" Yang Jian blinked, "You don't have any money?" Who believes that? Brother-in-law, as the Jade Emperor and the dignified principal of the 'Demon University', how much can you earn in a month's salary, let's just say how much you earned for the book "The Tide Rises and Falls and the Clouds Roll Up"? If it's not 100 billion, at least 70 or 80 billion, right? How could you be without money? ”

"I really don't have any money!" The Jade Emperor said with an embarrassed expression on his face, "Erlang, you're right! I did earn a lot of money for the manuscript of the book I wrote, but I was just a passing god of wealth, and those manuscript fees, like my salary, actually fell into the hands of your sister...... So, I really don't have any money! ”

"Really no money? That...... Where did you get the money to invite Guanyin to dinner? Yang Jian suddenly asked.

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but change his color:

"What? Jiro, I'm ...... When did you invite Guanyin to dinner? This is a 'scandal', don't believe it! ”

"What 'scandal'? That's what I saw with my own eyes. Yang Jian said bluntly, "Brother-in-law, at noon today, at the 'Yunji Bridge Rice Noodles' noodle restaurant, I saw you and Guanyin sitting face to face at a table and eating Bridge Rice Noodles...... Not only that, but you also bought a white scarf for Guanyin. Brother-in-law, you say, if my sister knows about this matter, what will be the consequences? ”

"Unthinkable!" Beads of sweat the size of beans suddenly appeared on the Jade Emperor's forehead, "Hey, hey, hey...... Erlang, brother-in-law knows, your mouth is tight...... You will never tell your sister about this! ”

Yang Jian raised his face and said:

"Theoretically, I wouldn't say that; But, brother-in-law, if you don't have the money to lend me, and I go to my sister to borrow it, maybe I'll tell her about it by the way......"

"Don't, don't!" The Jade Emperor hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Erlang, if you do that...... My brother-in-law is dead! ”

"Hahaha......" Yang Jian couldn't help but laugh, "Brother-in-law, look at what scares you!" Don't worry, I won't do that easily, unless ......"

"Good, good!" The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly and said, "Erlang, brother-in-law suddenly remembered that I had accumulated some 'private money' - good steel is used on the blade, and I decided to lend you all that money!" ”

"Great!" Yang Jian was very happy and said, "Brother-in-law, how much is your 'private money'?" ”

"Ten million Heaven Coins!"

"No, it's too little!"

"50 Million ......"

"No way!"

"100 million ......"

"No way!"

"500 million ......"

"No way!" Yang Jian shook his head again and said, "Brother-in-law, your private money is too small, I won't borrow it, so I'll keep it for you and invite Guanyin to dinner!" I'm going to find my sister ......."

"Billion Paradise Coin !!" Before Yang Jian finished speaking, the Jade Emperor suddenly stomped his feet and said, "Yang Jian, you are ruthless!" All the oil and water on my body have been squeezed out by you now! Congratulations on the success of your 'rip-off' - I have so much money in my hands! A billion – okay? ”

"Hahaha......" Yang Jian laughed loudly, "Brother-in-law, why are you still biting your back molars when you speak?" Okay, it's a billion Paradise Coins. Where is the money? ”

The Jade Emperor forced a smile and said:

"...... here" As he spoke, he saw a bank card in his hand with a flick of his hand, "Yang Jian, there are exactly one billion heaven coins in this bank card, which I have quietly accumulated over the years...... Your sister doesn't know this money, in front of her, you must not say it, you must keep it secret! ”

"Okay, I got it!" Yang Jian stretched out his hand and took the bank card, "Brother-in-law, don't feel distressed, I'll borrow this money first-it won't be long before I return it to you." What is the PIN for the card? ”

The Jade Emperor replied:

“ZSWSCJYZDQ”

When Yang Jian heard this, he couldn't help frowning and said:

"Brother-in-law, what kind of password are you? It's messy, and it's too hard to remember! ”

"What's hard to remember?" The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly and said, "Erlang, in fact, the password of this card is best remembered, it is the first letter of the ten Chinese characters of 'This is the money I saved by frugality'......"

"Oh, I see!" Yang Jian suddenly realized, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you!" It's no wonder that when you invite people to dinner, you only choose the 'cross-bridge rice noodles' with clear soup and little water, and only buy light gauze scarves when giving gifts to people - it is also beautifully called: 'Etiquette is light and affection is heavy'......"

"Stop!" Before Yang Jian finished speaking, the Jade Emperor hurriedly interrupted him, "Yang Jian, what did you see in the 'Yunji Bridge Rice Noodles' noodle restaurant at noon today?" ”

"Oh?" Yang Jian couldn't help but be stunned, and suddenly woke up and said, "I didn't see anything!" Brother-in-law, in front of my sister, don't fail to confess! Otherwise, if she knows, you will 'have to walk around if you can't eat'." Hahaha......"

While laughing, he put the bank card into the "magic bag", took out a pocket washboard from the bag, put it in the palm of his hand, and said to the Jade Emperor, "Brother-in-law, in order to thank you for your generosity, now I will give you this treasure for free." ”

"What kind of treasure is this?" The Jade Emperor said disdainfully, "Isn't it just a small washboard, a children's toy." ”

Yang Jian smiled and said:

"Brother-in-law, this is not an ordinary washboard, but a 'magic washboard'. Not only is it comfortable, soft, and elastic to use, but it also has a massage function - when my sister punishes you to kneel on the washboard again, if you steal the beam and quietly replace the solid wood washboard in your home, it will have an unexpected wonderful effect! ”

"Really?" The Jade Emperor couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "Erlang, you still feel sorry for your brother-in-law!" To tell you the truth, the 'domestic violence-specific' washboard that your sister prepared for me, it's really painful to kneel on it......" As he spoke, he picked up the "magic washboard" with joy, and said with a smile while looking at it, "In this way, this 'magic washboard' is really a must-have anti-domestic violence 'magic weapon' for a model husband!" Great, I bookmarked! Jiro, tell me how to use this 'magic washboard'......"