Yang Jian said "good", and said the use of the "magic washboard".

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but frown and said:

"Good, good!"

He said yes repeatedly, and then silently recited a trick, only to see that the "magic washboard" suddenly enlarged and became a realistic version of the washboard, exactly the same as the solid wood washboard in his house.

"Ah, that's great!" The Jade Emperor was pleasantly surprised, he wanted to "try kneeling" once, and experience the unique feeling of kneeling on the "magic washboard" in advance. He looked around for a while, but found no one, so he put his mind at ease, and immediately put the "magic washboard" on the ground, and then knelt on it skillfully......

Seeing this, Yang Jian said with a stunned expression:

"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you? My sister hasn't committed 'domestic violence' against you yet, why are you 'self-abuse' here? Is kneeling on the washboard addictive? ”

"Hahaha......" The Jade Emperor didn't care about what Yang Jian said, but laughed happily, "Great! Jiro, the truth is really like what you said, this 'magic washboard' kneeling on it is really comfortable, soft, and elastic, and it seems that there are two palms at the knees massage...... It's so comfortable! I ......"

"Principal Zhang, why did you kneel?" Before the Jade Emperor finished speaking, someone suddenly asked in great surprise.

As he spoke, he saw two figures, one fat and one thin, coming out of the flowers next to him, but they turned out to be fat and thin security guards.

When the Jade Emperor saw the two of them suddenly appear in front of him, he couldn't help but be very embarrassed, and hurriedly stood up and said with an embarrassed smile:

"Hey, hey, hey...... It's nothing, I'm cultivating a special kind of [magic], and I'm doing a demonstration to show Yang Jian......"

"Oh, I see." The fat security guard smiled, "Principal Zhang, I thought you were kneeling on the washboard just now." ”

It's really a pot that can't be opened.

The thin security guard gave him a blank look and said:

"Fatty, what IQ do you have? What is Principal Zhang's identity? The dignified Jade Emperor, can you kneel on the washboard? ”

"Hey, hey......" The Jade Emperor smiled embarrassedly again, "Fatty,, one of you can 'tease', the other can 'tease', it's really the best partner, it's too condescending to be a security guard, you two should go and say 'cross talk'." ”

"Thank you Principal Zhang for the compliment!" The fat security guard immediately climbed up the pole, "Don't hide it, the thin man and I really have this idea......

"Any thoughts?" The thin security guard grabbed Bai and said, "Fatty, how can you say that you are fat and you are still panting?" Did you get high at noon today? 'Magic University' security guard has such a good job, 'five insurances and one housing fund', weekends, where to find it? Do you still want to change jobs to say 'cross talk'? If you want to change jobs, you will change, I will not change, and I will not change even the county magistrate! ”

"Really?" The fat security guard asked rhetorically, "Who doesn't change?" ”

"The county magistrate doesn't change ......," the thin security guard replied.

"Hahaha...... "The Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing, "You two are really interesting, this is talking about 'cross talk'?" ”

"The spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong......"

Before the Jade Emperor could finish speaking, the class bell suddenly rang.

When Yang Jian heard this, he shouted:

"Oops, I'm going to be late again! Brother-in-law, you are busy with your go, I'm leaving. ”

After that, he immediately left the Jade Emperor and ran towards the teaching building like a fly.

………………………………

At this time, in the classroom of the first class of the year, except for Yang Jian, the students were already sitting in their respective seats.

Li Nezha, Sakura Blossom, Yan Wisteria, Zhang Zi'er and Feng Nuwa couldn't help but be secretly anxious when they saw that the bell for class had ended and Yang Jian hadn't come back yet.

At this moment, I saw Yang Jian push open the classroom door and break in in a hurry.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Nezha couldn't help but ask:

"Yang Jian, why did you come back? Where did you go at noon? ”

"It's hard to put into words!" Yang Jian replied as he ran to his seat, "Li Nezha, I'll tell you when class is over......"

As he spoke, Yang Jian ran to his seat, and as soon as he sat down, Taishang Laojun entered the classroom with the dust in his hands, the auspicious clouds on his feet, and his clothes fluttering.

When the students saw this, they immediately stopped talking.

I saw that after Taishang Laojun came to the podium, he put away the dust and auspicious clouds, stood there and looked at all the students in the class, and said:

"Good afternoon, students!"

Everyone said in unison:

"Good afternoon, teacher!"

"Good, good!" Taishang Laojun replied repeatedly, "Students, I will continue to teach you [Alchemy] this afternoon. Before the lecture, I will send each of you a copy of the "Student Family Situation Questionnaire", please fill it out immediately and truthfully, and then I will take it back. ”

Speaking of this, I saw Taishang Laojun shake his hand, brush the ground, and hold a pile of "Student Family Situation Questionnaire" in his hand. With a wave of his hand, all of a sudden, the stack of forms floated out and landed on each student's desk, which was really just right......

"Ahh The teacher's [magic] turned out to be so powerful! The whole class couldn't help but be very surprised, picked up the form, read it, held the pen in hand, and began to fill it out one by one according to the requirements.

"Student's Name: Yang Jian

Gender: Male

Age: 15 years old

Household composition: middle peasants

Father's Name: Poplar Root

Position: Fisherman......"

Yang Jian was concentrating on filling out the form, when suddenly, there was a soft "pop", and a fragrant paper ball fell on his form.

Without looking, as soon as Yang Jian smelled the unique lavender fragrance, he knew that the paper ball must have been thrown to him by Zhang Zi'er. He quietly picked up the paper ball, quietly opened it and saw that it was Zhang Zi'er's very delicate font, which read as follows:

"Yang Jian, how do I fill out this form? Can you tell the truth? ”

Yang Jian saw it, and immediately wrote in the back:

"Can't!"

Then he crumpled the piece of paper into a paper ball, looked around, and saw that the classmates were burying their heads in filling out the form, Taishang Laojun was sitting in front of the podium, quietly sorting out the manuscript of the "Alchemy Course Handout", only Zhang Zi'er turned around and looked at him and was waiting for a "reply", he nodded, and then threw the paper ball over.

Zhang Zi'er's hand was quick, and she immediately reached out to catch the paper ball......

After a while, another paper ball fell on Yang Jian's desk.

Yang Jian opened it and saw that it was written:

"Yang Jian, you make one for me, what should be the composition of my family? What should my dad be called? What is the job title? What should my mom be called? What is the job title? In the column of other members of the family, do you write the names of all six of my sisters? ”

Yang Jian looked at it, thought about it for a while, and wrote below:

"Your family is made up of poor peasants

Your father's name is: Boss Zhang, a farmer;

Your mother's name is: Zhang Yang, housewife;

The names of your six sisters are all written, and you don't need to make them up, you can write your real names. ”

After Yang Jian finished writing, he crumpled the piece of paper into a ball and threw it to Zhang Zi'er casually.

Zhang Zi'er skillfully caught the paper ball, hurriedly turned around and opened it, couldn't help but smile, immediately picked up the brush, and began to fill it out in the order of the "Student Family Situation Questionnaire":

"Student's Name: Zhang Zi'er

Gender: Female

Age: 15 years old

Household composition: poor peasants

Father's name: Boss Zhang

Position: Farmer

Mother's Name:

Zhang Yang's

Office:

housewife

Other members of the family:

eldest sister, Zhang Honger; second sister, Zhang Cheng'er; third sister, Zhang Huang'er; Fourth sister, Zhang Luer; Fifth sister, Zhang Qinger; Sixth sister, Zhang Lan'er. ”