As we talked, it was time for the story.

Lao Li's voice was hoarse, and he said: "Let me tell me about the human traffickers I met in prison before, and what kind of means they used to abduct people, not to mention students who are not deeply involved in the world, even married people cannot escape the clutches of the devil, and they cannot be prevented."

Sanitary napkins are delivered on the streets

A boy who borrowed a sanitary napkin on the street ran over and said that his girlfriend had come to the aunt and asked you to help deliver the sanitary napkin, and once you were kind enough to help, what was waiting for you around the corner was a rag that stunned you.

Street influencer visits

Traffickers will disguise themselves as influencers, show you the accounts of some influencers in street interviews, and then let you get in the car for an interview, and pull you away.

On the street, he was said to be a junior

The girl was walking on the road, and a woman with a group of people rushed over and scolded you directly, and if you dared to resist, she would beat you.

Impersonating relatives and police officers

On the road, someone suddenly grabbed you, said that you were his wife or daughter, said that you ran away from home, had an argument with you, and when the fake police officer drove by in a police car, he said that he could take you to the police station to solve the problem

Once in the car, you won't be able to come back.

Take advantage of compassion

At night, you are walking alone on the road, and suddenly a man runs over and chases another girl with a knife, and you subconsciously follow the girl in the same direction, run to a remote place, and you will never come back.

There are also some more clever means, they have legal companies, high-salary recruitment and screening of the people they need, when you fully adapt to the company environment, on the grounds of the company's good benefits to organize team building to travel abroad, so that you can bring the items you need for travel, once you get on the plane, you can't go back once you land.

Therefore, if you have a wife, children and sisters, you must tell them similar tricks as a warning. ”

Lao Li's matter is relatively simple, driving at a speed of 120 yards per hour and running a red light, speeding in front of the old lady on the sidewalk, and dying of a heart attack due to excessive fright, so Lao Li is fully responsible, dangerous driving negligence causing death.

No. 16 is similar to me, and his gentle voice says: "I like to think backwards and behave in a whimsical way, so I'll talk about classic examples of reverse thinking."

When Han Xin was down, he was taking a dip under the tree, and the child on the tree threw urine on him, but Han Xin not only did not get angry, but also gave the child a few pennies.

After Han Xin left, another person came to rest under the tree, and the child thought that there was money to pee on the person's head, so he urinated on the person's head, and the man got up and drew his knife and waved, and the child's life was gone.

On the crowded train, you hold a bowl of instant noodles and say, let it go, it is estimated that everyone will be regarded as a deaf ear, but you say that the boiling water is scalded carefully, and everyone will consciously make way for you.

Therefore, others do not help you because you have not touched the interests of others, and find a way to combine your problems with the interests of others in order to attract the attention of others.

An old man likes to be quiet, there is a big yard at home, and children often come to play, and it is very noisy, and he can't drive it away.

Later, the old man came up with a plan, and he told the children that in the future, you will be rewarded with a dollar every day you come to play. A week later, it became five cents, another week later, it became two cents, and then it was simply not given.

The children were angry and said that they wanted us to come to your house to play if they didn't give money. From then on, the child never came again.

Someone bought eight hairy crabs of 2.5 taels on the Internet, and after receiving the goods, he found that each of them was less than 1.5 taels, and the merchant actually ignored him.

So he went to the supermarket and bought 12 big crabs of four taels, took pictures and posted them to the comments, and said that the seller's hairy crabs were big and delicious, each full of four taels, and gave four more.

Three days later, the store was closed because the other buyers complained and returned the goods, saying that they had bought far less than his, and that they had not given it away!

The driver accidentally drove the front wheel of the car into the ditch, called a tow truck to tow it, and said that it would cost 1,000 yuan, but the driver decisively refused.

So, I picked up my mobile phone and ordered 10 takeaways in a row at a certain house, set up on-time delivery, and 30 minutes later, the 10 takeaway guys arrived, and the driver asked them to do a favor. A group of guys helped him lift the car up, and the driver invited each of them to eat a takeaway meal, and gave them a five-star review, and they said thank you when they left!

It is these reverse thinking that made me do something extraordinary and make my wife QJ.

My wife especially likes to sing alone in KTV, and when she is in love, she will go with her, I don't like that kind of occasion, and I have persuaded her many times after marriage to no avail.

I pretended to be a gangster, on the path she went home, QJ her, and cried to me when she got home, I comforted her that she wouldn't go in the future, and within two days after the fact, she felt that she didn't want to go, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and called the police, I couldn't cry and laugh, and QJ was guilty of marriage QJ.

We are often kidnapped by morality, I don't like to suffer in words, and I also have some echo experiences, so I will share them with you.

For example, if you're still a college student, you won't even know this.

That's it: You're still a person, and you can't even speak.

It takes two to tango.

Reply: I slapped you in the face, do you see the sound?

I've apologized, what else do you want?

Answer: What do you want the police to do if the apology is useful.

Why does he bully you and not others?

Reply: Why is he bullying me, but others don't bully me.

He's still a kid and doesn't understand, don't bother with him.

Hui: He's not sensible, and you're not sensible either?

Don't be careful, suffering is a blessing.

Hui: Then I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and longevity than an epiphany.

I'll just say casually, why can't you stand the joke so much?

Hui: I'll just slap you in the face, why can't you stand the beating so much?

I'm doing this for your own good, and I eat more salt than you eat.

Answer: No wonder you're so idle

Why are you like this?

Hui: I'm like this, we have such a good relationship, it's not like you don't know.

I speak more directly, don't be surprised if my words are ugly.

Reply: I'm going to hit you harder, so you can bear with it.

You don't even borrow such a little money, why are you so stingy.

Re: You have to borrow so much money, why are you so useless.

Of course, there are some more interesting afterwords, saying that people don't use dirty words.

Tadpoles with frogs tattooed on their bodies - you're showing off your mother

The toad chases the frog - an ugly flower

HR resigns - does not do personnel

The dog lifts the curtain - all with one mouth

The shit shell lang wears a mask - stinky and shameless

Farts in the coffin - yin and yang weirdness

Steel pipe, pestle, frog - top croak

Bare ass grinding - shameless in circles

Spanking a tiger with a bare ass - neither shame nor death

Build a house by the sea - the waves are home

Inserted a cork in his mouth - open his mouth and pull it

Screen the window to wipe the butt - show a hand

The birthday star eats arsenic - he thinks he has a long life

Hermit crab moves - the mussel can't live anymore

Sparrows fight cocks - beyond their means

Two toads go to nightclubs - one is more capable of jumping than the other

The turtle eats the king eight - the six relatives do not recognize

The corner of the table without a shell is a hard support

The goat let out a sheep's fart - both riotous and foreign

Eat the wire fence - really TM can be weaved

Husk Lang yawned - what a big breath

The neighbor is drying peppercorns at the door - numb next door

Panda orders takeout - the bamboo shoots are home

Moldy grapes - a bad stomach

The toad lies on the foot - does not bite and disgust people. ”

Lao He smiled and said with a smile: "Since everyone is so interesting, I will also follow you young people to talk about my memories when I was a child."

When I was a child, I had black hard-shell insects in my ears, and my friends said that they were insects that fed chickens, and I caught a few with my partners, but I didn't bring a bottle, but I grabbed them in my hands, and the insects flew into my ears.

My family took me to the hospital, and when the road was bumpy, I went to the hospital to check the instruments and said that there were no more bugs in my ears, and maybe the bugs flew out on their own halfway. However, the inside of the ear was pulled by the foot of the insect, and after a while, the blood scab fell out.

The first time I caught insects was this experience, and now I am still a little scared when I see flying insects, afraid of flying into my ears, and I have a shadow in my heart.

30 years ago, I was doing real estate sales in Jishi, and one day, I met a salesman on the road, I said no, and I left directly, and I heard him say behind me, and I knew that people in Shandong Province had no money.

Later, I put on a show on the side of the road to complain to my colleagues, regretting that I didn't think of any words to scold him at the time, and then a girl from Jishi passed by to teach me to reply and say, you have money and come out to sell!

She is also a salesman, a cosmetics promoter, and is expected to be the company's top seller, and she talks to us about sales.

Cainiao: The best product is the one that suits you.

Top: The best product is the one that has no worries.

Cainiao: What I gave you is really the lowest price.

Top: Now that the market competition is so fierce, I won't give you 5 yuan less if I can give you 50 less, my purpose is to keep you, how can I be stupid enough to quote a high price to turn you away.

Cainiao: The quality of our products is definitely the best on the market.

Top: The quality of the product is the result of what you saw with your own eyes at the end, no matter how fanciful I said before the cooperation, it is something that has not happened yet, and the good you have seen is true.

Cainiao: Our cost performance is very high.

Top: For the same quality, there are few people who are cheaper than us.

Rookie: You get what you pay for, and good things are not cheap.

Top: In fact, the meaning of our efforts is to make our lives better, not to mention that you also have this strength.

Cainiao: Our products are of the best quality.

Top: Good product quality is only the premise, and the follow-up after-sales service is also reliable.

Rookie: Which one do you value?

Top: Don't know how to choose?

Cainiao: You can learn about the product information I sent you.

Top: The information I sent you can save you a lot of detours when choosing a product.

Cainiao: I'm looking forward to hearing from you.

Top: Looking forward to learning more about your ideas.

Cainiao: Our prices are really not expensive.

Top: This is a normal thing, and all customers will be too expensive until they get to know the product.

Cainiao: You can compare it.

Top: I'm very confident in our products and can let you compare them before making a choice.

Cainiao: Our price is really not expensive, good thing, it will naturally not be cheap.

Top: Our prices are indeed a little higher, but many customers know that our prices are high, and finally choose us, not because they have more money, but because they have made a choice between low price and quality.

Cainiao: Others are cheaper than us because the quality of our products is better.

Top: No company is stupid enough to sell a product of the same quality at a higher price than others, unless the company doesn't want to be big at all.

Cainiao: I think our product is perfect for you. Item level: Your situation is really in need of our products.

We were stunned for a while, and were involuntarily bought a set of men's skin care products by her enthusiasm and her smile. ”

Lao He's son is a car repair store, he at night in some hidden road sections of the car to do tricks, these cars can still run a distance, and then automatically turn off, lying down can not start, the owner of the principle of the nearest car repair, his son's store is profitable, involved in the crime of sabotage traffic accidents.

Just when Lao He returned to the bunk, two or three minutes before the end, Zhuang Huashuo got up and shouted, "Didn't you take turns to speak?" Before I could speak, they just went up? Did I agree? ”

Shen Bingwang said unceremoniously: "Are you old and old, are you really deaf?" Whoever wants to take the initiative to speak can come up, and then it's up to you, what can you say when you come up? Say you've been in 5 detention centers? ”

Zhuang Huashuo was so angry that he shouted: "I will be the first to speak tomorrow, if you don't let me speak, I will report to discipline." ”

Shen Bingwangli ignored him and said directly: "Get out of class." ”

We laughed.