Chapter 27: Teasing the Old Way

"What are you doing with your clothes?" Zhao Chuan frowned.

"Tell you to take it off, otherwise you will be polite!" Lao Dao looked serious.

Zhao Chuan understood that he wanted to search his body but it was inconvenient to do it, so he asked himself to take off his clothes.

But Zhao Chuan pretended to be confused, and said in a daze, "Don't take it off!" You're a hooligan. He looked around pretending to be scared, and then stepped back to escape.

"Get out of here! It's really polite not to get rid of poverty, this is for your good, it is to save you, the demon fox will be demagogic! ”

"What does it have to do with the fact that the demon fox will demagogue, and you want to take off my clothes? I can't hide anything on my body, just look at my clothes, even if I hide it, I can see it. Zhao Chuan said as he opened his arms and spun in a circle.

Lao Dao was not satisfied with Zhao Chuan's performance, and still insisted that he have to take it off.

Seeing that Lao Dao became more and more severe, and even rolled up his sleeves to scare himself, Zhao Chuan couldn't help but laugh in his heart.

"Come on! Someone is going to play hooligan! There's an old man who wants to take off my pants! I'm a man, someone wants to do it, perverted......" Zhao Chuan raised his throat and shouted loudly.

Although no one heard that this was a barren mountain and a wild mountain, Lao Dao obviously felt insulted, he couldn't get over his face, and he was on fire, and a killing intent flowed out of his eyes: "Little cub!" You're a toast and don't eat and drink! ”

With that, the old man took out a piece of yellow paper and turned back, jumped to a tree not far away, stretched out his hand and pasted the paper on the trunk, and then jumped to a big tree in the other direction.

"Oh, no, you kid run away! This old way is sticking a charm and casting an enchantment nearby, and it will trap you before cleaning you up! That's how I'm stuck here! The little fox in the bag in Zhao Chuan's arms hurriedly screamed.

Hearing the words, Zhao Chuan hurriedly ran in the direction where there was no talisman, but it was too late, and the Taoist priest had already finished pasting the talisman paper in the last direction and blocked his way.

Zhao Chuan was unwilling and rushed in the other direction, but when he arrived at the barrier, he felt an invisible force bounce him back.

He tried to reach out and rip off the piece of paper, but he couldn't get closer.

Sure enough, he was trapped here by the old Taoist Dao with Taoism.

The little fox was so anxious that he couldn't stop screaming in despair in the bag.

"What's the hurry? Can this old bull-nosed man eat me? "Zhao Chuan is not in a hurry, the purpose of the old way is to find the fox and not to kill people, although the fox is in his Qiankun bag, but he just doesn't give it to him, can he really kill people?

Even if they kill themselves, they will not give it to him. Zhao Chuan made up his mind not to hand it over, anyway, he just didn't admit it, Lao Dao would not kill him when he was not sure that the fox was on Zhao Chuan.

Seeing that this kid was trapped, this old man's anger slowly lowered, with a playful smile on his face, and he said "Run?" Scolding? Run again, scold again, and when you run enough and scold enough, the poor road will clean you up! After that, he meditated cross-legged like no one else, and began to close his eyes and recuperate.

Hey, this old way really has you, Zhao Chuan secretly said that it can't make you feel better, you can't want to consume it with me, you have been hungry for a long time, although you can not eat after practicing the Five Elements Divine Skill, but not eating and having a feeling of hunger are two feelings, and you have to go back to eat more to replenish your energy and refine your vitality.

This old Taoist knows thunder and lightning, and he can't beat others, so it's still the most practical to scold and run.

Zhao Chuan continued to scold, the more he scolded, the more ugly it became, like a shrew, he almost took off his pants and scolded.

Lao Dao finally couldn't help it, and said that if I give you a chance, you won't take it off, and now I'll take it off for you!

Lao Dao said, and with a wave of his hand, he saw a dazzling light split, and there was a thunder with a bang.

Zhao Chuan didn't expect this old way to control the thunder and lightning technique so quickly, and the thunder came with a wave of his hand, and he thought that the other party who told the storyteller needed to recite a mantra in his mouth for a long time.

The thunder and lightning fell, Zhao Chuan didn't have time to hide, and he chopped his coat away, and I don't know if it was burned or broken, anyway, the clothes outside were gone, only the pants were left below, and only the grandfather gave the shoulder on it.

Zhao Chuan had a splitting headache, and his whole body was in pain, and even the little fox in Kan's shoulder screamed again and again, probably burning a lot.

His grandmother has a leg, and she's really here! Zhao Chuan looked down at the miserable appearance of his whole body, completely angry, he jumped three feet high and scolded, greeting all the eight generations of the old Taoist ancestors.

The old Taoist just sighed, indicating that he couldn't see that you had any martial arts cultivation, and you could still carry my thunder and lightning technique, although I only used one success, are you wearing the armor of the Western Regions? This kid's shoulder is a baby!

Zhao Chuan ignored him, because he knew that he had learned the hidden technique created by his grandfather, and later the ghost master Xiaotian gave him a phantom body trick, saying that no matter how high a person is, he can't detect his strength.

Zhao Chuan scolded, "Old Zamao, it's your business!" Come again, hack me again! I see if you chop fast or if I dodge fast! ”

Zhao Chuan knew in his heart that any kung fu consumes cultivation energy, especially this kind of thunder and lightning technique, which requires a large amount of true qi to cultivate, and the continuous discharge can't be too long.

When Lao Dao heard this, he continued to release thunder and lightning to split Zhao Chuan, but Zhao Chuan was not a fool and would avoid the other party's discharge.

But even so, he was hit twice, and the Western Regions Treasure Armor was hot, so hot that the little fox inside screamed that he couldn't stand it.

Zhao Chuan was hit by the second move, and the old Taoist sighed twice, saying that your little doll still has aura cultivation, who did you learn from?

Zhao Chuan said what is the matter with you, how do you know?

The old Tao was originally invisible, but when you passively accept the lightning strike, you will involuntarily call the aura to protect the body, and the cultivation will be revealed. If you report your name, if you are a disciple of the same sect, I will spare you.

Zhao Chuan ignored him, just wondering if the ghost master didn't say that no matter how high a person is, he can't detect his strength?

Zhao Chuan quickly recalled the key points of the illusion body technique given by Xiao Tian in his mind, and immediately understood that when fighting against people, he had to pinch the fingering of the illusion body technique first, and forcibly absorb and invoke the nearby spiritual qi and transform it into a kind of turbid qi that covered the true qi released from the outside.

Zhao Chuan hurriedly pinched his fingering and ran the aura to shield his true qi.

The old man continued to discharge unhurriedly, and said with a sneer, "Little cub, your treasure armor has a lifespan to resist thunder and lightning, and if you don't compromise, I'm afraid it will turn into ashes if I split it a few more times!" ”

Zhao Chuan regretted it when he heard it, his uncle's loss! It turns out that there is still this saying, and I knew that I wouldn't play like this.

Zhao Chuan hurriedly changed his tactics, simply took off his shoulder and carried it in his hand, bouncing back and forth, but it seemed that this old Taoist aura was very sufficient, and half an hour had passed, and the lightning still didn't stop.

Lao Dao saw that Zhao Chuan was so bold and dared to take off his shoulders, which meant that he wanted to use his body to resist lightning and lightning, and couldn't help but smile contemptuously.

Lao Dao didn't seem to be in a hurry, he still discharged unhurriedly, but lowered his strength a little more, it seemed that he didn't want to kill Zhao Chuan, he just wanted to see how long Zhao Chuan could jump, and he wanted to see how confident Zhao Chuan was in his martial arts cultivation.

Cold, Zhao Chuan took another beat, this time it was too bad, Zhao Chuan became bare, his whole body was burned naked, and only the shoulder in his hand remained.

Lao Dao was surprised, and the surprise was not that he saw a bare-ass boy, but that Zhao Chuan, who had been hit by the thunder and lightning technique, did not show any martial arts cultivation.

Lao Dao was a little stunned, Zhao Chuan of Zhonglei did not show any martial arts cultivation, could it be that the martial arts cultivation he saw before was embodied in the treasure of the Western Regions Divine Skill Armor?

Lao Dao is even more puzzled that this kid has no martial arts cultivation, and he can still resist his thunder and lightning skills, although he is worried that he will only use half success to kill him, but this is also very powerful.

Lao Dao was stunned, looking at Zhao Chuan, who was standing with his bare ass on his shoulders, and the expression on his face was cloudy.

But Zhao Chuan was completely enraged, he no longer dodged, and began to fight back.

His skills are not as good as others, he can only fight hand-to-hand, Zhao Chuan thinks that although the other party's cultivation is high, but the old and frail people are definitely not as flexible as their own actions.

Zhao Chuan urged the aura, dodged and moved, and fought hand-to-hand with all his might, mainly harassing, scratching the old way from time to time, not hitting hard, or not hitting at all, just insulting and provoking the other party for the purpose.

Zhao Chuan succeeded several times, and grabbed several handfuls on Lao Dao's buttocks, Lao Dao was very angry, and wanted to use thunder and lightning but the distance was too close, even if he could hit someone, it would affect him.

Lao Dao became more and more puzzled, this kid couldn't see martial arts cultivation, but he was very good at fighting, and he couldn't see what kind of wild way it was.

It's good to be young, Zhao Chuan successfully angered the other party, because he used the water layer kung fu to urge the aura on the soles of his feet, circled around the old road, and quickly pulled it out from the crotch behind the old road while he was unprepared, and really touched the other party's "liferoot".

Zhao Chuan immediately sighed, it turned out that the other party did not have a "life root".

I'm good, so this is a eunuch?

I've been a eunuch for a long time!

"Dead eunuch! After doing it for a long time, it turned out to be a fake man! You dead eunuch who is neither yin nor yang! Rotten goods that have no children and grandchildren! Nobody has ever been with you! No wonder you want to take off my clothes, and now you see my naked belly, are you happy? You say you're such an old person, and you're playing hooligan with me as a kid for being disrespectful. Perverted! Zhao Chuan scolded in circles.

The other party looked angry, Zhao Chuan's touch just now seemed to be extremely insulting, and it hit the other party seriously, Zhao Chuan scolded again, and the old man trembled with annoyance.

Zhao Chuan doesn't care about this, he has been chopped naked, who will save face for this dead eunuch. Zhao Chuan took advantage of the other party's emotional out-of-control chaos again, and grabbed a few more handfuls of people's chests, the purpose was still to humiliate the old man.

I'm good, this catch made Zhao Chuan stunned, it turned out that the other party was a woman, this is a Taoist aunt!

This is a Taoist aunt who looks like a woman.

In fact, Zhao Chuan didn't know that she was originally a Taoist aunt, and she could see it from the Taoist robe.

The costumes of male and female Taoist priests are different. The male Taoist priest is called Gandao, and the female Taoist priest is called Kun Dao. The position of the large partial opening on the robe is different, the male is on the left, and the female is on the right. But if it is a placket and a flowered robe, the style of men and women cannot be seen.

Knowing that the other party was a woman and a Taoist aunt, Zhao Chuan stopped squeaking.

Because now that Dao Gu seems to be dizzy by him, she is trembling and slumping on the ground, and naturally she will no longer attack people.

In fact, the other party was originally a Taoist aunt, but the other party's voice was as thick as a man, and her behavior was the same as that of a man, and she didn't say that it was a woman, so Zhao Chuan couldn't blame Zhao Chuan for recruiting monkeys to steal peaches.