Chapter 28: Kung Fu is Abolished
Dao Gu stopped the thunder and lightning, Zhao Chuan didn't hide, put on the shoulder with some embarrassment, picked up the cloth on the ground, wrapped it around his lower body, and said to Dao Gu, "You turned out to be a woman, if you don't say it earlier, if you say it earlier, I won't be involved with women, I won't entangle with women." You stripped me naked, and I didn't hide any of the foxes you mentioned, did you? Let's settle it, we don't owe each other! ”
The old Dao Gu seemed to think of something, ignored Zhao Chuan, and pointed at Zhao Chuan after a while and said, "Then did you see that thing?" ”
Zhao Chuan replied to the question, pointed around and said, "Quickly tear up the charm, I have to go back." Don't hit me with thunder and lightning! I've seen your tricks a long time ago, and so can my master, he's much more powerful than you, and you didn't kill me after dozens of hits, and one day I learned it, try to hit you with this......"
When Dao Gu heard this, she immediately asked Zhao Chuan who his master was, and Zhao Chuan said that he had ripped off the charm of the enchantment first.
Dao Gu pulled the spell, and Zhao Chuan said, "It's Xiaoyaozi" and left.
Dao Gu was a little surprised, and chased after her, "Xiaoyaozi is my junior brother!" Where is he now? ”
Zhao Chuan was also a little surprised when he heard this, and stopped and said that this is true or false?
Unexpectedly, this Dao Gu didn't say much, and actually cried quietly.
This cry actually made Zhao Chuan at a loss, I don't know what is going on, it is not for him to leave, and it is not for him to leave.
Dao Gu cried quietly for a while, and then rubbed her face with her hands, and a young and beautiful face appeared in front of Zhao Chuan's eyes.
I'm good, this look is only thirty years old at most, and Xiaoyaozi must be in his forties, how can it be that he is still his senior sister?
"Don't think I'm not your master's senior sister just because I'm young." Dao Gu smiled a little miserably.
"Oh, oh, it turned out to be Uncle Shi, it was really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family!" Zhao Chuan didn't know what to say, so he said casually.
The Dao Gu asked Zhao Chuan what his name was, and Zhao Chuan said that the master hadn't named himself yet.
Aunt Dao said I was asking for your real name, Zhao Chuan said that he had no name, his parents died as soon as he was born, he was brought up by his grandfather, and everyone called himself a bastard! After my grandfather died, he wandered around, and not long ago I met an old man who took me as an apprentice, and he had something to do after just a few days.
Zhao Chuan's level of nonsense is getting worse and worse, and he will probably meet Huang Jin again and be Huang Jin's master. It seems that he really learned something from someone, and there is a way to follow the blacksmith to strike iron, and follow the carpenter to drill holes, which is not bad at all.
Zhao Chuan asked Uncle Shi, what is your name? You've been beating me for a long time, and I've been beaten so badly that people have to ask who beat me and don't know who beat me.
Dao Gu laughed angrily, "Why do you still want revenge?" Then I'll tell you, I'm a red pill! ”
Red balls? After fighting for a long time, it was already afternoon, and Zhao Chuan was already hungry. As soon as I heard these three words, a string of dishes immediately came to mind: red meatballs, white meatballs, Suzao meatballs, Nanfried meatballs, dry croquettes, Sanxian meatballs, Sixi meatballs, green onion meatballs, tofu meatballs...... I think that the ancestor of Zhao Mansion was a senior official in the DPRK and China, and Zhao Chuan did not eat any less of these things during the New Year's Festival.
"Uncle Shi has a good name, and it sounds like an appetite." Zhao Chuan rolled his eyelids and drooled a little, but although the woman in front of him looked good, she didn't look like a pill. It seems that Shigong's name is also nonsense.
"Three bastards, what do you kid think? My name is Hun Yuanzi, the Hun Yuanzi of Hun Yuan Shengong, have you heard of Hun Yuan Shengong? That's a stunt. Hun Yuanzi looked at Zhao Chuan's expression, a little disdainful.
"Oh, I didn't expect Uncle Shi to be so beautiful, probably practicing the function of the Yuan Shen to maintain youth? But you said that I want to take revenge, and I really want to, although I am not very old, I have many enemies, and I am not inferior to you. Zhao Chuan spoke casually and perfunctorily, answering the question, he didn't like this noisy woman at all, so he spoke unscrupulously.
The eunuch is a sharp female voice, because of the castration, what is the matter with this Hun Yuanzi pronunciation of a male voice? Zhao Chuan has been curious since he was a child, so he naturally began to think crankily again.
Hearing Zhao Chuan say this, the sense of pride that Hun Yuanzi had just felt was suddenly gone, she thought that Zhao Chuan was stupid to see her fascinated by her appearance, but she didn't think that this child was still stubborn and abnormal.
"You won't have a chance to take revenge in the future, I'm going to clean up the portal now, and I'm going to use the Absolute Hun Yuan Divine Skill of this sect to seal your Jizhong Acupoint and abolish your martial arts!" Hun Yuanzi stood up abruptly, and at the same time hit Zhao Chuan's chest with a palm.
Zhao Chuan was hit with a bang, he didn't expect this woman to be so ruthless.
"Why are you! Didn't I just touch you a few times and scolded you a few times, that was because you insulted me first, and beat me so badly, and more importantly, I didn't know you were a Taoist aunt in advance! Zhao Chuan was extremely angry.
"I hate men who don't care about women in my life the most!"
"What does that have to do with me? You don't deserve to be ruthless, do you? Not only do I have no grievances with you, but I am also your nephew......"
"It is precisely because of this that the poor Dao abolished the apprentice of the junior brother! He still wants to accept apprentices, so he won't let him have a good time! If you have grievances, go to your master! Hun Yuanzi's eyes widened, his hair was scattered, and he roared like a madman and swept away.
"Oops! I'm just his nominal apprentice! You didn't take me for a day, and you didn't teach me anything, what kind of door are you cleaning up......" Zhao Chuan shouted at her back.
But that figure disappeared in a moment.
Day of her grandma! It's really bad luck to go to her grandmother's house! I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, how did I meet such a crazy woman.
Maniac, Neurotic, Perverted, Mean Woman...... You deserve to be free from you! Zhao Chuan jumped his feet and scolded vigorously in the direction where Hun Yuanzi disappeared. He guessed that this woman must like Xiaoyaozi, but Xiaoyaozi didn't want her.
Sister and brother love has no good end, I don't have the ability to be loved, what kind of ability is it to be angry with other people's apprentices? No wonder the master doesn't want her, Zhao Chuan is indignant.
Zhao Chuan was done resentful, and then he thought of trying to see if his kung fu was really wasted, and sure enough, as long as he was lucky, the acupoint in his chest was stuffy, painful and swollen, and then his whole body was numb, and he almost fell.
It's over, how can I take revenge in the future, this crazy woman is too vicious and spicy. Zhao Chuan was unwilling, and tried his luck over and over again until he fainted.
"Don't try the benefactor! It's useless! The little fox barked in the bag in his shoulder.
Zhao Chuan remembered that there was a little fox, he hurriedly took out the Qiankun bag and threw it on the ground, scolding, "You turtle grandson fox!" I saved you today, but I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes, and my martial arts cultivation is completely wasted, how can I live, woo woo......"
Zhao Chuan cried sadly, can he not be sad? It has been four years since the Zhao family was wiped out and fled, and it is easy to save some martial arts.
Zhao Chuan has never been so sad and sad in the past four years, even if he was only twelve years old and just escaped from Zhao's mansion and hid in the mountains, he was only full of resentment.
There are many reasons why people are most sad, and one of them is that the existing things that have been hard-won are destroyed or taken away by others, and this degree of sadness is more harmful to people.
When Zhao Chuan had cried enough, the little fox said crisply in the Qiankun bag, "Don't be sad benefactor, can I compensate you for your martial arts cultivation?" ”
"Compensation? What are you going to pay me? If you have that ability, why are you still hiding in your bag? ”
"This, this, these are two different things, benefactor, can you let me out first? I'll tell you more about it. The little fox begged Zhao Chuan in an embarrassed tone.
"I won't let you out! This bag can only go in, not out! I haven't said it before, but you're in a hurry to get in. Zhao Chuan wiped away his tears, picked up the bag and shook it a few times.
The little fox was puzzled and hurriedly asked Zhao Chuan why this was.
Zhao Chuan said that this Qiankun bag was given to him by his grandfather before he died, and he had not yet recognized the Lord, saying that he could only take out things after recognizing the Lord, but he didn't know how to recognize the Lord.
The little fox said that this was the case, and it was too simple to recognize the Lord, so he cut the first section of the index finger of the right hand, the second section of the middle finger, and the third section of the ring finger in turn, and each dropped a drop of blood into the Qiankun bag.
Zhao Chuan is really fake?
"If it's so simple, then why didn't Grandpa tell me at the beginning, why did Grandpa Tai say that he would wait until he had the ability to let this confess the Lord in the future?" Zhao Chuan asked.
"Hey, that's your grandfather protecting you, because after this Qiankun bag recognizes the master, the master's cultivation will also appear on it, which means that you can only hide your own cultivation, not his cultivation. Unless you don't carry this bag. ”
"I understand, when your martial arts are very powerful, you don't need to hide your cultivation." Zhao Chuan understood, so Grandpa Tai said that he would wait until he had the ability in the future to let this recognize the master.
The little fox said that you are my benefactor, can I lie to you? Besides, the shortcut to treasure hunting and exploring secrets in order to obtain cultivation is originally our elven world's forte. Many treasures are buried in the tomb after the death of the master, and we in the elven world will try to get our hands on it to bless and improve our cultivation.
Zhao Chuan was skeptical.
"Don't worry, do as I say, I will teach you how to restore your martial arts cultivation when I come out." The little fox urged.
After Zhao Chuan confirmed that the little fox was not fooling him, he did as he said.
But after waiting for a long time, the little fox still didn't come out, and he washed down the mouth of the bag and shook it, but nothing fell down.
"You're lying to me, there's no movement, what's going on? I did exactly what you said. Zhao Chuan asked.
"How could I lie to you, benefactor, besides, I'm going to come out. Don't worry, let me see what's going on. The little fox comforted Zhao Chuandao.
After a while, the little fox said to his benefactor, you just dripped blood on my head, and your blood was not stained in the bag, please come again!
Zhao Chuan was a little helpless when he heard this, and said Okay, this time you hide to the side and don't stand under the mouth of the bag.
The little fox said don't worry, it's very big inside, and three houses can fit it, so I'll hide to the edge this time!
"Hey, benefactor, wait! This time I have to change my hand, and I can't use those fingers anymore! The little fox hurriedly reminded him.
Well, Zhao Chuan repeatedly cut the finger of his other hand and bleed again.
But after a while, the little fox still did not come out.
Zhao Chuan was a little unhappy, and shouted at the Qiankun bag whether this method would work? Can it come out?
The little fox didn't speak inside, and Zhao Chuan only heard the sound of turning things inside.
After a while, the little fox said with some embarrassment, "Benefactor, you just ...... The blood fell on the thing inside, that thing is an alchemy furnace, it seems to be a treasure, I have never seen it, your blood was sucked into the furnace as soon as it came in......"
Alchemy furnace? Zhao Chuan wondered, is it difficult to send the alchemy furnace from the ghost master? Zhao Chuan asked the little fox about its appearance and color, and was sure that it was that thing.
How can this be? Zhao Chuan was puzzled.
The little fox told Zhao Chuan not to worry, and said that he would study this Dan furnace first before replying.
After a while, the little fox said with some excitement, this is an ancient artifact, benefactor, you can make a fortune now, great joy!
Zhao Chuan said where does the joy come from? My martial arts have been nullified, and this Qiankun bag has not been unraveled.
The little fox said that this Dan furnace also needs to recognize the Lord, you must know that this ancient artifact is not easy to recognize the Lord. This is just a pure yin female pill furnace, your blood just now is pure yang, it just so happens that you have helped it recognize the lord now, benefactor, your body must be pure yang life pure yang body! That's a rarity!
"What's the use of that? Can you help me recover my martial arts cultivation? ”
The little fox said that of course it can help the benefactor recover his martial arts, and the Dan refined with it after recognizing the Lord can help you greatly increase your aura and true qi, so big that you can break through the sealed acupuncture points in a certain heat!
Zhao Chuan was overjoyed when he heard this, and asked what to do now?
The little fox said that the benefactor had to cut off the other fingers again and put the blood in again.
Zhao Chuan wanted to cry without tears when he heard this, and said Okay, but this time you have to clean up everything inside, don't go wrong, because I only have ten fingers, and if I fail, I really can't let you out!
"Use a snack, please, Miss Fox Fairy! Don't go wrong! Zhao Chuan complained, used the remaining fingers of his two hands, made up three cuts and bled out.
His grandmother has a leg, I don't have twelve fingers, and if I make a mistake, I will have to fall to death you fox...... Zhao Chuan scolded secretly.