In the stupid pillar's scolding, Li Yuan listened to Xu Damao's emotional and gloating statement, he comforted He Yushui twice, looked at the direction of Jia's family again, and said with a smile: "Does it sound angry?" But you can't stand people's own willingness, can you control it? Comrade He Yuzhu really doesn't want to give it, who can snatch it? Therefore, I advise you to be nosy. ”

The Jia family heard this, and after a while, the stick terrier actually walked out, and his stomach was round.

He was obedient, looked at Li Yuan and called "Uncle Yuanzi".

Li Yuan smiled and said, "Stick terrier, why didn't you catch the mouse and cut the tail of the mouse?" ”

At present, the campaign to eliminate the four evils has begun, and the main force starts with the students.

When students start, they will naturally be able to mobilize adults to take action......

Then there are streets, compounds, factories, etc., all of which have to start vigorously, which involves the issue of evaluating the excellent and the advanced.

It was also fortunate that so many people made rats, but there was no large-scale plague......

In a few days, the people who walked the streets and alleys to collect the tail of the rat should come.

After all, ordinary people and children from poor families can catch mice and cut rat tails, and how can children in large compounds, children of rich families, children of intellectuals, and families of important units do such unhygienic and unsafe things, they can only pay for it......

They also paid a dime a string, which was sky-high in the era when the minimum monthly living expenses per capita were five yuan.

The fruit candy in the supply and marketing cooperatives is a penny, and the 100 small firecrackers that are popular with boys are only two strings of rat tails.

That's why Li Yuan was surprised that the stick terrier didn't catch mice.

The stick terrier said depressedly: "My mother doesn't tell me to play with fire, and my dad doesn't give me money to buy a whip." Some of the classmates in our class used small whips to blow up the nest and caught a nest at once. The tone yearns for envy and resentment.

At this time, Jia Dongxu walked out of the house with a piece of yellow straw paper in his hand, only nodded to Li Yuan, and did not speak, so he walked out of the courtyard in a hurry.

Today's hens are too fat, and the oil is too big.

They rarely eat a lot of oil, and they eat so violently that their stomachs can't stand it for a while, and they have a stomach.

But even so, it's worth it, it's so fragrant!

Staring at Jia Dongxu's back thoughtfully for a while, Li Yuan turned back to the stick and said, "There are no firecrackers...... Then you wait. ”

As he spoke, he went back to his room and rummaged through the cabinet for a while, then took a string of firecrackers, and in his hand there was a large one with a long twist.

called the stick terrier in, and when the stick terrier saw the thing in Li Yuan's hand, his eyes were about to pop out, and his saliva swallowed fiercely.

Li Yuan took another box of matches and said, "I forgot to bring it back when I went home for the New Year, so I just took it for you to play." This small whip can be used to blow up mice, and the large one is called a door cannon, don't stuff the mouse hole, otherwise it will become a cannonball, and it will easily hurt people. You throw it somewhere else, you throw it in a bigger hole and you run, you know? ”

The stick terrier nodded desperately, looking at Li Yuan as if he was looking at his own father.

Silly Zhu saw it on the side, he was quite happy, and felt that with such a relaxation, Sister Qin would definitely not blame him for not touching the fish for the stick terrier just now, so she smiled and advised: "Stick terrier, play for fun, don't throw it into the toilet, remember?" ”

This product actually likes stick terriers very much, and he can enter the house casually and turn over the ......

Xu Damao made a bad move: "Stick terrier, did you hear your stupid father's words?" Your stupid father is closer to you than your own father, and you must remember his words, your stupid father loves you. ”

Liu Guangqi also laughed and said: "Yes, your stupid father loves you, and I am reluctant to blow up the toilet, blow up all the shit, and let your mother wash it, how tired you are." Hahaha! ”

"You fart!"

After the stick stalk, he walked away with firecrackers.

Qin Huairu came out of it, glared at Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi and said, "You two adults bully a child, do you have a face or no face?" ”

She ate the least, just dipped in some soup, but nothing happened.

Xu Damao still wanted to say something, but the stupid pillar had already turned into a god of war and walked out with a rolling pin, and scolded: "Sun thief, you are talking nonsense today, will you let you go into the toilet to take a shower?" ”

Li Yuan felt stuffed when he saw this, look at the unlucky virtue of this dog day!

The key is that if he really wants to break his shoes, forget it, no, people just like it without regrets and pay it willingly......

Li Yuan smiled at Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi and said, "Okay, I count my brother and they are also coming, let's go to the alley to greet them." ”

Silly Zhu hurriedly echoed: "That's it! I'm just waiting to eat with one mouth? Get out of here, get out of here, and do your job! ”

Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi scolded in a whisper, but still followed Li Yuan out of the door.

Qin Huairu stood at the door until a certain figure disappeared before turning around, and saw a black and old, obviously in his twenties, looking at the same ugly face as thirty or forty, her mood was suddenly not beautiful, but she was used to being a man, not to mention that she had just taken someone's hen, so she smiled and nodded, turned around and entered the house.

Hey!

For Silly Zhu, with this look back and a smile, everything is worth it!!

What hens, what rush (hit), it's not a problem!

Humming a little tune and continuing to do it......

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Nowadays, most of the courtyard houses do not have toilets, and there are only a few courtyards that can be connected to the sewer when the underground pipes are combed in the capital in five or five years.

The vast majority of courtyard houses and miscellaneous courtyards are public toilets, usually located at the mouth of the laneway, which is convenient for manure extraction trucks and excrement workers to clean up.

So there is a passage behind the public toilet, and there is also a small opening in the cement roof above the septic tank.

In the past, there were also naughty children who threw stones into it, but because there were stinky fecal spots around the mouth, there were not many naughty people here, it was too dirty and smelly.

But he said that after the stick terrier came out of the courtyard, the more he thought about it along the way, the more angry he became.

On weekdays, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, and Liu Guangfu always bully him, laughing at Silly Zhu and liking his mother.

A dog like a stupid pillar deserves to like a?

Today, Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi are talking nonsense like this again, and they also let him listen to the words of the stupid pillar.

These people are all bad, and they say that the stupid pillar is his stupid father, and they are all farts!

What is a stupid pillar, how can he be his father?

His father is Jia Dongxu, even if his father is not Jia Dongxu, he should be ...... It's someone like Li Yuan!

Hmph, he won't listen to the stupid pillar.

The stupid pillar didn't let him blow up the toilet, he blew it up, the stupid pillar was a fart!!

He took out a matchbox from his pocket and looked at the string of small whips in his hand, and a large one.

Originally, he was reluctant to use a big open-door cannon, but he had to listen to Li Yuan's words, and he couldn't use the open-door cannon to blow up the rat hole, which was dangerous.

Forget it, let's blow up the.

It may be that his head was fainted, and the stick terrier gritted his teeth, struck the match with a "stab" sound, lit the cannon twist, and threw it into the hole.

He is also smart, and when he ignites it, he turns around and runs.

I don't want to just rush out and hit people headfirst and fall to the ground.

Xu Damao stumbled when he was hit, "ouch", raised his face and covered his waist and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, is it okay to ambush your grandfather Xu?" See if I don't smoke ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud sound of "Duang", Xu Damao's frightened head shrank, and his legs were weak.

However, when he found that countless dark yellow and smelly raindrops had fallen on his long horse's face, his eyes were about to pop out, and he let out a terrible scream, and roared angrily: "Stick terrier!" ”

The stick terrier was already frightened, and he suspected that what Li Yuan gave him was not an open-door cannon, but an atomic bomb!

He was also drenched in feces and urine, and cried in fright......

Li Yuan and Liu Guangqi were lucky, and when they heard the movement, they immediately squatted behind the wall and hid faster, but they were not sprayed.

At this moment, looking at the two yellow adults and children, hehe was happy......

But the worst thing at this time was not Xu Damao and the stick terrier, but the people who squatted in the toilet!

Fortunately, it is not yet time to eat, except for the Jia family, who are afraid that Li Yuan will come back to go back to the chicken, and they will dry a big pot without waiting for the meal, most of the people in the alley are waiting to eat at this time, and their stomachs are empty, and there are naturally not many squatting pits.

But it's not without ......

Five minutes ago, Jia Dongxu squatted in the public toilet with a newspaper in his hand, but found that it was actually an uncle Yi Zhonghai squatting in the pit, and he smiled and thanked: "Master, thanks to you for upholding justice today." I was going to bring half of it to you and my aunt, but my mother ...... Alas, I can't help it. I wanted to send her back to the countryside a few times, but when I thought that you often taught me to honor the elderly, I couldn't help it. ”

Yi Zhonghai was a little more embarrassed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "It's just a bite to eat, what's the big deal?" Dongxu, don't worry about your mother. Old man, there are parents all over the world. ”

In the women's toilet next door, Jia Zhang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and also regretted a little, he should have poured a bowl of chicken soup and sent it over.

But it's already finished drinking, no matter how much you think about it, it's all out now, and Yi Zhonghai's desperate family will definitely not want it anymore.

Thinking a little disgusting, Jia Zhang covered his mouth and laughed secretly......

Jia Dongxu responded: "Master, you are right, I won't send my mother back to the countryside. Master, Li Yuan invited me to his house for dinner in the morning, I really didn't want to go, and I had a fight with Silly Zhu before. Actually, it's not because he bullied the stick terrier, it's because he didn't listen to the master.

Li Yuan's dog thing, I don't know how to respect the elderly, I am rude to you, Master, Silly Zhu actually calls him a brother, and he is about to become a brother when he eats and drinks all day long, and he has no conscience. How good I used to be with him, but he actually peeked at Huairu every day!

I don't understand, how did such a good person become like this? Did you learn from Li Yuan? ”

Yi Zhonghai sighed and said, "I don't know, but it must have been influenced by Li Yuan." Otherwise, he would not have disobeyed me. ”

Jia Dongxu lowered his voice and said, "Master, is there a way to cure that kid?" is too rampant, and uses small favors to buy people's hearts. The three masters still boast of being intellectuals, every time Li Yuan asks the three mothers to bring back the leftover soup, he stammers like a pug, not ashamed! The second uncle saw that Li Yuan was a cadre, although he was only an officer now, but he said that Li Yuan would definitely become a section-level cadre in the future, and Liu Guangqi was good with Li Yuan, so the second uncle was also going over there.

Master, if you don't break up this sprout, if you talk in the courtyard in the future, someone will dare to prick a thorn in the back. ”

Yi Zhonghai pondered for a while, and said softly: "As long as it is fair, it doesn't matter if you are right or not...... However, that kid is evil and not a fair person. Many things in the courtyard are related to him, and they are all instigated by him behind his back, including the pillars.

The second uncle is easy to do, as long as he finds that he is boring as the second uncle, he will turn around. Your second uncle wants to be an official all his life and can't do it, so he points to this life. Yan Bugui's side is also easier, and you can pull it over with a little benefit.

It's just that what to do with that kid, I'll have to think about it again. It's better to think of a way, back and forth, to knock him down so that he can't get up again. ”

Jia Dongxu said excitedly: "Yes, that's it!" ”

Before Li Yuan got up, he was the core of the younger generation in the compound, and now that he has been marginalized, how can he not be jealous?

There was no one else in the toilet, so the master and apprentice began to discuss how to rectify Li Yuan.

I was thinking about it, and suddenly I heard a little movement under the pit, I didn't care, I thought that the person next door was pooping and urinating, but Uncle Yi suddenly felt that something was wrong, why was there a "snort" sound? It's like something......

He looked down......

“BANG！！”

Of course, the door cannon is not so powerful, if in winter, the feces and urine are frozen together, it will be nothing, just a ring.

But at this time, it was early spring, and everything was recovering, and even the old feces and urine in the public toilet began to thaw.

It doesn't matter if it's thawed, the biogas is released.

It's also thanks to the fact that the weather is not too hot, just thawed some, and there is not much biogas.

But Rao is like this, and the pit is still full of exploding feces and urine.

Thinking about it, even Xu Damao stood so far away and was scattered by the Heavenly Maiden's scattered flowers, not to mention the three people who were directly above the turret......

Yi Zhonghai can be said to be the worst, as soon as he looked down to see the movement, the guy "Duang", Hulala's feces and urine sprayed up, and he didn't say anything, but he was confused, and the whole person was stunned!

Who am I......

Where am I......

What's wrong with me......

As for Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang's next door, they were not much better, a huge amount of feces and urine flew up, and they bloomed in all directions like scattered bombs......

And that's not all, the hard old dung underneath exploded like a grenade splinter!

Especially Jia Zhang's family, those hard didn't know where to go, she screamed in pain, and as soon as her legs were weak, people fell down.

Thanks to her fat and bloated body, and her clothes were thick, she didn't fall down, and she was stuck there screaming.

Although Yi Zhonghai next door had a face, he was strong and had great strength, and when he leaned back in a trance, he still knew the danger, and grabbed the stone slabs on both sides of the pit with both hands.

But Jia Dongxu, who was hollowed out and thinner by women, was miserable, and as soon as his feet slipped, he fell into the pit.

Fortunately, the public toilet was pumped by the manure extractor only before yesterday, and only three days of fresh manure were accumulated, and it was bombarded again, so it is not deep, even the biogas has been exhausted, and the toxicity is not strong.

But after all, I rolled in the feces and urine, and swallowed a few mouthfuls......

"Come on!"

"Help!"

Jia Zhang's sharp and piercing voice came out, Li Yuan knew that there must be an accident, he and Liu Guangqi glanced at each other, and hurriedly said to Xu Damao: "Hurry up, send you and the stick terrier home." ”

Xu Damao was also treacherous, knowing that if he didn't leave, he would have to do dirty work, and he didn't care about cleaning up the stick terrier, so he pulled a dumbfounded stick terrier and said: "Don't run away, the people inside will have to kill you when they come out." ”

A stick terrier reacted and followed the three adults to the courtyard.

Ran home in one breath, and when he arrived at the gate of the courtyard, Li Yuan taught the stick and said: "Don't talk about the cannon, your string of whips hasn't been dismantled yet, right?" ”

The stick terrier is confused, can this still be saved?

He looked at Li Yuan with expectation in his eyes and nodded desperately.

Li Yuan smiled: "That's okay, except for your uncles, no one knows that there is an opener." As long as you don't admit it, if you bite to death, you will have a string of cannons, then no one will come. When you go back, you said that you went out with your three uncles, and you were going to blow up a rat nest, but you didn't expect to be broken down halfway through, so you came back to change your clothes, remember? ”

The stick terrier looked at Li Yuan like he looked at his father, nodded heavily, and said, "Uncle Yuanzi, I wrote it down!" ”

Li Yuan smiled and said, "Go ahead, what a good boy!" Uncle Genzi is optimistic about you! ”

Really praised, if it weren't for this kid's bravery, he would have to take action himself, and now it's just right!

But that's not all......

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