"Oops, what are you doing? Did you blow up the toilet with firecrackers? You're so angry with me, I have to beat you up today......"

Qin Huairu almost died of anger when she saw her son who came back with a piece of, and taught her a loud lesson.

The stick terrier had confidence and said loudly: "It's not me!" My cannon hasn't been disassembled yet, and as soon as I walked to the mouth of the alley with Uncle Yuanzi, the toilet exploded. Xu Damao and I hid slowly and got drenched. ”

Qin Huairu didn't believe it: "Really? ”

The stick terrier took out a firecracker and said, "Look, there is no one missing!" ”

Qin Huairu was in the house just now, but he heard Li Yuan say that there was still an open-door cannon, but it was gone now.

She still wanted to say something, but she saw Li Yuan, Xu Damao, and Liu Guangqi passing by the door, and Li Yuan reminded in a low voice: "Someone in the toilet was blown up, Sister Qin, this whip is not a stick." ”

Qin Huairu woke up when he arrived, looked at Li Yuan with watery eyes and said, "Stick terrier, don't thank you Uncle Yuanzi?" ”

The stick terrier hurriedly said: "Thank you, Uncle Yuanzi!" ”

Li Yuan hehe, "It's nothing." Don't be naughty in the future. ”

The stick terrier hurriedly responded: "I know Uncle Yuanzi!" ”

Li Yuan and the three of them continued to walk forward, and Xu Damao, who was dressed in, said angrily: "Grandma, this matter is over like this?" ”

Li Yuan smiled: "If you hadn't made it bad to say that the pillar was a stupid father, the stick terrier might not have done this." Okay, hurry up and go back and pack up, there will be a big drama to watch in a while. ”

Xu Damao's eyes were beady, his brain was also fast, and he said happily: "Ouch, Jia Dongxu and Jia Zhang were not there just now, could it be ......?"

Liu Guangqi reacted when he heard this, and laughed in surprise, and then quickly shut up and said, "It seems to be Jia Zhang's voice just now...... Nothing will happen, right? ”

Li Yuan looked at his excited appearance, afraid that something would happen, he shook his head and said, "If there is no big incident, the dung truck only stopped there...... It's okay. ”

Then asked Xu Damao to go home to change his clothes, and then walked into the kitchen, and said a few words to the stupid pillar and the rain.

Silly Zhu was happy when he heard it, and said, "Really fried Jia Dongxu?" ”

He Yushui was even more excited, she was almost angry when she saw Silly Zhu being bullied by the Jia family just now.

As for the silly pillar...... I'm afraid that Jia Dongxu will choke to death in the dung pit, so that Qin Huairu doesn't have to work so hard and wash the sheets every day!

Li Yuan said: "Eight or nine are not far from ten, but don't squeak, otherwise the stick terrier said that he only remembered to blow up the pit after listening to your words, Jia Zhang's dare to ask you for two hundred yuan, do you believe it?" ”

Silly Zhu said in a low voice: "Aunt Jia is really greedy!" How many of her wants to come out! Don't worry, I won't say it. ”

He Yushui couldn't help but chuckle: "I definitely won't say it!" ”

Li Yuan smiled: "That's fine." ”

As he spoke, there was already a commotion outside......

The third master, Yan Bugui, hurriedly ran to the door of Jia's house and said loudly: "Oh, Qin Huairu, go and see your mother-in-law and Jia Dongxu, something happened!" ”

After speaking, he rushed to Yi Zhonghai's house, pushed the door and shouted: "Auntie, go and see your old Yi, with a ...... face Ouch, but Lao Yi is okay, but there are more dirty things on his body, and there is nothing else wrong with him. ”

The first aunt breathed a sigh of relief, and Yan Bugui stood in the middle courtyard and said loudly: "Old and young masters, come out and help at the mouth of the alley!" Lao Yi, Jia Dongxu, and Jia Zhang had an accident in the toilet, go and help! ”

When Silly Zhu heard that Uncle Yi had also had an accident, his eyes widened and he was anxious to go, Li Yuan stopped: "Didn't you hear the third master say that Uncle Yi is fine?" Are you in a hurry to wipe the? This cooks......"

Silly Zhu hurriedly said: "Can you not go?" ”

Li Yuan said: "Uncle Yi has helped so many people on weekdays, so he won't send anyone at this time." ”

Silly Zhu laughed angrily: "What about you? Uncle Yi can lend you hundreds of dollars. ”

Li Yuan walked to the ear room and said, "I'll prepare some medicine for them to boil, and they will have to take it when they come back." Brother Zhuzi, this is called a specialization in the art industry. ”

Silly Zhu smiled: "I'm convinced, you mouth, dead can make you say alive!" Well, I'd better cook well, and I'll also have a specialization in the art industry! ”

Qin Huairu also heard this conversation, she originally wanted Silly Zhu to help her take a look, but Li Yuan said so, she couldn't look for it anymore, so she could only hold Xiaodang and rush to the alleyway with a stick terrier.

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Half an hour later, the twenty or thirty people in the courtyard pulled Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu back with a flatbed truck.

Yi Zhonghai is tougher and can still walk, but the on his face has not been wiped clean, let alone in his hair, which is the same as a monkey at this time.

Xu Damao's guy is really bad, he changed his clothes and pulled Li Yuan, Liu Guangqi and others to see the excitement, and when he saw Yi Zhonghai like this, he couldn't hold back and laughed.

Fortunately, he was not the only one who laughed on the spot, and the young people from other courtyards laughed a lot.

Qin Huairu looked at Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu, who were dying on the flatbed car, and cried and called, "Mom, Dongxu, how are you?" ”

Xu Damao deliberately said loudly: "Sister Qin, you hold the child away from it, it's dirty." ”

Jia Dongxu vomited angrily, he really vomited!

But what I spit out...... Let the surrounding people laugh up.

"Where's the pillar?"

Yi Zhonghai suddenly asked in a deep voice.

He also counted on Silly Zhu to help wash him and Jia Dongxu.

Li Yuan smiled and said, "Uncle Yi, Brother Zhuzi helped me cook today, I didn't let him come." My brother and they are coming soon, and it will be too late if they don't cook well. ”

Yi Zhonghai was sullen for a while when he heard this, and said, "That's okay, the pillar didn't come, Li Yuan, you can do it." You are a cadre, and you are an outstanding young man who has just been praised by the street. I'm going to have to bother you with such an incident today......"

Without waiting for him to finish, Li Yuan laughed loudly: "Uncle Yi, do you still need to say this?" I've already cooked medicine for you at home, so I'll go back and add some more herbs and continue to fry for a while. Rest assured, you won't be able to do anything. If you don't take medicine today, you can't do it, you will be dirty, and you will get seriously ill.

I also asked the second aunt, the third aunt, and Aunt Xu in the courtyard to boil hot water, and you can take a shower by yourself when you go back in a while and wash well. After washing and taking medicine, it will be fine to sleep. ”

He said to Jia Dongxu on the flatbed truck: "Dongxu, Aunt Jia, don't lie down, you have to move." If you lie down, those unclean things settle in your ears and stomach, and then you will be troublesome. Hurry up and go back to wash up, and quickly take medicine to induce vomiting. The longer it drags on, the more difficult it becomes to treat. ”

Turning his head and saying to Yi Zhonghai, who was just about to speak: "Uncle Yi, don't say more, go back and wash it, you drink it first, and then talk about the rest after drinking." ”

Liu Guangqi was also bad, and said with a smile: "Yuanzi still respects the first uncle, so he boiled a pot of medicine and let the first uncle drink it first...... Aunt Jia, if you slow down for a while, it won't be okay. ”

Hey, that's a good point.

Jia Zhang, who was lying on the flatbed truck humming and chirping, actually sat up, and then twisted his waist and ran into the courtyard.

Along the way, accompanied by feces and urine imprints......

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Jia Dongxu also stood up strongly, he looked at Li Yuan and the others with red eyes, and finally his eyes fell on the stick terrier behind Qin Huairu, and his eyes looked like he wanted to eat people.

But he knew that this was his son, and he couldn't let outsiders see the joke, so he didn't attack on the spot.

Before falling into the pit, he heard someone roaring at the stick, as if it was Xu Damao.

But now it's a joke.

The people in the outer courtyard dispersed, and Li Yuan happened to see a carriage at the mouth of the alley, and said "yo", "Yo", and said, "You go in first, my brother and they are here, I will go to greet them." ”

The people who were about to help Jia Dongxu into the courtyard stopped again and stood in the direction of the gate to look.

Good guys, here are five black men!

"Big brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, seventh brother!"

Li Yuan stepped forward and shouted with a smile.

Don't look at the five elder brothers in the village, but there is a homestead in Qinjiazhuang that covers a large area.

Qinjiazhuang is twenty miles outside Dongzhimen, and forty years later, within the Fifth Ring Road, there are rich people in the capital!

Li Chi, the eldest of the Li family, is thirty-five years old, plus he has been farming all year round, and Li Yuanzhan is said to be two generations old.

He did have the consciousness of an eldest brother like a father, looked at Li Yuan, and said, "It's okay, it's not thin, I have to eat more in the future." ”

Li Yuan smiled and nodded, the second Li Jiang's temper was much hotter, and he nodded Li Yuan and said, "You, you are too bold!" ”

Li Yuan was puzzled, and the third Li Hele said: "You borrowed hundreds of yuan to buy a house, and you can't even afford to eat, and now Qinjiazhuang is laughing at our family, saying that our family has a swollen face and is fat." ”

Lao Qi gave Li Yuan a look, Li Yuan understood, this must be the idea of cheap Lao Tzu Li Gui, use this method to raise more grain and transfer more grain.

The fourth Li Hule said: "Boss, have you become a cadre?" Okay! Why don't you wear breeches with four pockets? ”

The boss Li Chi said in a deep voice: "The boss subsidizes most of his monthly salary at home, why don't you say he doesn't wear breeches?" Okay, don't talk nonsense, put things down. Hurry up and get back early in the evening. ”

There were seven or eight sacks stacked on the wagon, as well as some shovels, pickaxes, and other tools.

Li Yuan led a few elder brothers forward, Xu Damao was the most proficient at coming to things, and he ran over and called people: "Ouch, eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, seventh brother, how many of you are good." My name is Xu Damao, and I am Genzi's best buddy in our compound. I've got some food and drinks today, and I'm just waiting for a few brothers to come. ”

muttered in my heart: I don't know if I can invite these black peasants, like livestock, they look too strong!

Li Yuan saw a few brothers looking at him, nodded and said, "I have a good relationship with Brother Da Mao. ”

Countrymen are not stupid, and there will only be more trivial and bullshit in the countryside, so they are obedient and listen to the sound, and hear that Li Yuan and Xu Damao may be friends, but they are obviously not good enough to know the roots.

However, the scene will be spoken, not the stereotypical peasant silence.

After bolting the carriage, several brothers carried a sack by themselves, and Li Yuan was not allowed to do it, so he led the way to the front, went to the backyard in various eyes, and put the sack in the backyard house.

The brothers of the Li family looked at the house and thought it was okay.

The fourth Li Hule said: "Yuanzi, my father-in-law is a mason, and my second brother-in-law is a carpenter, do you want them to come and take a look, repair something?" ”

Li Yuan shook his head and said, "It's all started to be busy farming, what are you tossing now?" There is no money either. After the autumn harvest, I will save a few months' salary. The eldest brother and the second brother, the cellar is in front, and I will go to pick it up after eating. I bought the 66 powder, and I can smoke it after I finish it today. ”

Sixty-six powder and three-nine-one are the same kind of poisons.

The third and fifth children had already gone to carry the remaining sacks in, and the third Li He said when he entered the door: "Boss, the people in your courtyard are looking for you." ”

Li Yuan looked at the door and saw Yan Jiecheng beckoning, "Brother Yuanzi, Aunt Jia and Uncle Yi invite you over." ”

Li Yuan nodded and said, "Got it." ”

Xu Damao glared at people: "What are you urging?" Let them wait! fell into the dung pit once, and put up the uncle's score? ”

Yan Jiecheng was not afraid of Xu Damao, but he was afraid of the current small gang, so he ran away.

Li Yuan said to the five elder brothers, "Let's go to dinner." ”

Li Chi asked, "What are they looking for you for?" ”

Before Li Yuan could say anything, Xu Damao was overjoyed and said, "Hey, big brother, you're late today, otherwise you can watch a lively show!" As he spoke, he told the story from beginning to end.

Li Chi didn't laugh much, but Xu Damao himself even laughed out of tears.

When he arrived at the middle courtyard, Li Yuan reminded: "Okay, don't say it, otherwise the Jia Zhang family will make trouble." ”

As soon as the group passed through the verandah, they saw a large group of people surrounding, and the stick terrier cried to Jia Dongxu, whose face was about to be twisted: "It's not me, it's really not me!" Just when he saw Li Yuan coming out, he hurriedly said: "I don't believe you ask Uncle Yuanzi and Xu Damao!" ”

Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked, and he scolded: "Little rabbit cub, you call Yuanzi uncle, and call me by name?" ”

The stick terrier ignored it and shouted to Li Yuan: "Uncle Yuanzi, my dad didn't say that I blew up the toilet." ”

Li Yuan was not happy, and said loudly: "Dongxu, why do you still suspect that your child is here?" The stick terrier and I walked with Da Mao and Guangqi, and as soon as we reached the fork in the road, I heard a bang. Da Mao thought that it was the stick terrier carrying the firecrackers we set off, so he yelled at him, but the stick terrier was wronged.

None of the whips he took from me were removed, and fortunately they weren't, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to tell them now. Terrier, didn't you tell your dad about this? ”

"Before I could say anything, he slapped me and said he was going to beat me to death." ”

glanced at Jia Dongxu with resentment in his eyes.

Yi Zhonghai intuitively thought that this matter must be inseparable from Li Yuan, and after he glanced at Li Yuan, he looked at the stick terrier and asked, "Stick terrier, are you telling the truth?" If it weren't for you, I'd have someone go to the police station and ask the police to investigate. If the police find out, they will arrest the bad guys and put them in jail! ”

The stick terrier was obviously startled when he heard this, so he heard Li Yuan smile and said, "Uncle Yi, what are you doing here?" The stick terrier is still a child, you are scared, not he will be scared to admit it.

What happened to the film police? When the film police come, they must also talk about evidence and fairness.

With our testimony, no one can do anything to him!

How can you suspect a stick terrier? At present, in order to catch mice, children are blowing up everywhere with small whips, just with a string of unopened firecrackers, do you have to rely on the stick stalk?

Then again, don't say it's not a terrier, even if it's a terrier, you can't do this, he's still a kid.

The last time he went to my house to get braised pork to eat, I laughed it off.

Why are you still scared? It's not going to work. ”

Xu Damao's belly was about to burst with laughter, and he said with a serious face: "Yes, the stick terrier is still a child, it is the flower of the motherland, and it can't be scared by random beatings and scolding!" ”

Even Silly Zhu rarely didn't sing against Xu Damao, nodded and said: "It's almost okay, uncle, what Yuanzi said is right, the stick terrier is still a child." Besides, he didn't do it, look at the child who scared him. ”

Yi Zhonghaiqi's face was pale, and after glancing at Silly Zhu coldly, Jia Zhangshi suddenly spoke: "Yuanzi, your medicine...... Okay? ”

Li Yuan hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'll go and serve it to you." ”

After that, he actually went back to the north room and put on a mask, and then opened the door of the ear room in full view of everyone.

A smell that felt worse than poured out, and Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi snorted directly.

The brothers of the Li family had strange expressions and looked at their little brothers......

Tsk, it's not a thing!

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