Chapter 14 The Foreskin of Bananas
"Thanks for the compliment!"
Dai Jiaming said cheekily.
"By the way, can you do this computer? No, let me do it! ”
Dai Jiaming said, and he was about to get his hands on Ouyang Mofei's mouse.
"Bang-"
When he was about to touch the mouse, Ouyang Murphy smashed a big wrench on the table.
Dai Jiaming was so frightened that he retracted his hand.
Fortunately, the hand shrank fast enough, otherwise, the wrench would have swollen for several days if it smashed on his hand.
"Don't look down on people! Besides, you think it's as simple as fixing this computer? ”
"There are also homework and materials for Lisa's nephew, and Lisa asked me to salvage all the valuable things."
Ouyang Mofei said speechlessly.
"Something of value? Is it 'learning material'?! ”
Dai Jiaming's eyes widened and he said incredulously.
"Can you think less dirty?"
Ouyang Mofei threw a roll of his eyes to Dai Jiaming.
"You look at other people's information, such as this "War Book for Xiaohua".
Dai Jiaming said with a confused face:
"What is this! How can I say that I am also a post-00s, why do I feel a little incomprehensible? ”
At this time, Sha Lele asked:
"When Teacher Xiaobai comes back later, should we comfort him?"
Su Kejie said expressionlessly:
"No, Xiaobai is not only a professional joker, but also a permanent director of the Late Sleep Association."
Ouyang Mofei added while repairing the computer:
"The strongest king of the Stay Up Late Association."
Su Kejie said:
"Scolding healthier brand spokespersons.
Isn't it just being sprayed for seventy-two hours?
It's okay, he frowned, and I gnawed this computer into a circle. ”
After speaking, Su Kejie looked at Dai Jiaming, who was holding a mobile phone and taking pictures of him, and asked:
"Jiaming, what are you filming me for?"
Dai Jiaming said with a smile:
"Brother Jie, I'm just recording it. In case Brother Xiaobai comes back later, if you really frown, I'll see if you can gnaw the computer into a circle. ”
Su Kejie said:
"Putting ......"
Su Kejie was just about to say, "Don't worry", Pang Xiaobai walked back with his notebook.
That expression, that frown......
The facial features on his face were wrinkled.
"That, Brother Jie, when are you going to gnaw?"
Su Kejie: "......"
Pang Xiaobai put the notebook on the table, and then got under the table.
Dai Jiaming and the others glanced at each other, and Sha Lele walked over and asked:
"Teacher Xiaobai, are you okay?"
"Brother Xiaobai, isn't it just being scolded, it's okay."
Dai Jiaming also walked over to comfort him.
"Teacher Xiaobai, why don't we tell you a joke to refresh yourself?"
Sha Lele said with a smile.
Dai Jiaming echoed:
Or...... Let Brother Jie show you how to gnaw a notebook into a circle. ”
Su Kejie glared at Dai Jiaming, and then said:
"I think it's still good for us to tell jokes. Do you know why our country drives on the right and not on the left? ”
Sha Lele thought for a moment and asked:
"Why?"
"I think Brother Jie will say, God forbid you don't protect the left."
Dai Jiaming said with a smile.
Sha Lele: "......"
"Is this a joke? How do I feel like this is a brain teaser? ”
Pang Xiaobai slowly turned his body to the side, put on his hat, and turned his back to everyone.
……
Afternoon.
Pantry.
"Teacher Xiaobai is also so miserable, he has been hiding under the table for a morning, not eating, drinking, or talking."
Sha Lele sighed.
"Shall we find a way to comfort him?"
Ouyang Mo Fei snorted coldly:
"Comfort? How to comfort? One morning, you were talking about positive energy, Jiaming was talking about brain teasers, and Xiaobai still didn't react at all. ”
Dai Jiaming said helplessly:
"I've tried my best, but in Xiaobai's case, I think it's necessary to send him to see a psychiatrist."
"I'm in favor of this! However, we have to wait for Lao Hu to come back. It's useless for us to just talk, we still have to ask Lao Hu what he thinks. ”
Ouyang Mofei said.
"Okay!" x2
Dai Jiaming and Sha Lele nodded together.
The three returned to the Ministry of Necessity.
As soon as he arrived at the Urgent Affairs Department, he saw Tang Haixing pulling several boxes with a cart towards the warehouse.
"Starfish teacher, what are you pulling?"
Sha Lele asked curiously.
Tang Haixing smiled mysteriously:
"You'll find out with me!"
Sha Lele, Dai Jiaming, and Ouyang Mofei followed behind Tang Haixing and entered the warehouse.
As soon as I entered, I saw Jin Ruoyu with a stethoscope and listened at the mouth of the pipe.
"Sister Ruoyu...... Are you treating a plumber? ”
Dai Jiaming asked suspiciously.
Jin Ruoyu took back the stethoscope and said:
"Nope! I'm listening to gossip! This kind of gossip from God's perspective is really cool! Would you like to listen together? ”
Dai Jiaming: "......"
Sha Lele: "......"
Tang Haixing: "......"
Ouyang Mofei: "......"
"Sister Ruoyu, sometimes knowing too much is not necessarily a good thing."
Dai Jiaming reminded Jin Ruoyu.
"How so? What's wrong with knowing too much? ”
Jin Ruoyu asked rhetorically.
"TV dramas are all played like this! Don't you see those who know too much die in the end? ”
Dai Jiaming shrugged his shoulders and said.
Ouyang Mofei patted Dai Jiaming's shoulder and said with a smile:
"It's still in the TV series, and if you talk too much, you're all dead."
"I ......"
Dai Jiaming wanted to refute, but Tang Haixing interrupted him.
"You're out of the way, let's take a look at what I've prepared!"
Under the puzzled gaze of everyone, Tang Haixing opened the cardboard box that had just been pulled in.
I saw him take out the trophies from the cardboard boxes one by one.
"Whose trophy is this? How are there so many! ”
Sha Lele asked in shock.
Dai Jiaming casually took a trophy in his hand, looked at the words on it and read:
"The most recognizable laughter intern of the year - Sha Lele? Lele, you still have this kind of trophy! ”
Sha Lele said with a bitter face:
"What a trophy this is! How weird! ”
After speaking, he said with a smile:
"However, I think this trophy is so interesting! Hey! ”
Tang Haixing said proudly:
"Interesting, right?! I designed it all by hand! Very much in line with everyone! ”
Ouyang Murphy took a trophy and read:
"The king of rookie managers - Hu Qiang! One thing to say, I think this trophy is very real! ”
Jin Ruoyu frowned and took a trophy, and said speechlessly:
"007 Tang Haixing all year round?"
Sha Lele was happy to see that they all took the trophy, and he also took a trophy himself.
"Best Improper Intern of the Year - Dai Jiaming!"
Dai Jiaming heard that it was his trophy, and looked at the trophy in Sha Lele's hand curiously.
The trophy in Sha Lele's hand is in the shape of a banana.
And...... Or a foreskin banana.
"Brother Starfish, we have no grievances, why is my trophy like this? Also, why the foreskin? I ......"
Dai Jiaming was halfway through his words, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Sha Lele's blushing face, Jin Ruoyu and Ouyang Mofei's strange eyes.