"I ...... It is highly recommended that this trophy must be replaced! ”

Dai Jiaming said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Haixing retorted:

"How's that going to work! These are the trophies I have awarded to everyone! ”

"This will become the honor room of our Broken Things Department in the future, and as soon as the chairman comes in, he will be able to see a slow sense of collective honor!"

Dai Jiaming said speechlessly:

"I don't know with a full sense of honor, I just know that I will definitely die."

Although the names of other trophies are weird, the appearance design is quite serious.

And his own, not only is it not serious, but it is also ......

"Don't worry, these are in the back row, you look at the front row."

Tang Haixing took out another trophy from the box and handed it to Dai Jiaming.

"The best employee of the group in 2023 - Tang Haixing."

After reading one, Tang Haixing took another trophy to Dai Jiaming.

"The best department manager in 2024 - Tang Haixing."

"The best business group director in 2025 - Tang Haixing."

"The most popular executive among employees in 2026 - Tang Haixing."

“2027……”

“2028……”

“2029……”

“2030……”

Tang Haixing took out several trophies in a row to show Dai Jiaming.

"I ...... Why is the front row full of your trophies!? ”

Dai Jiaming asked speechlessly.

"Because I'm good!"

Tang Haixing said with a smile.

Dai Jiaming, Sha Lele, Ouyang Mofei, and Jin Ruoyu glanced at each other, and they were all speechless.

Of course, it's not that the whole world is speechless.

Sha Lele did not have.

"Hehe, Mr. Starfish is amazing! If only I had a starfish teacher, you would be like this! ”

Dai Jiaming, Ouyang Mofei, Jin Ruoyu: "......"

"I'll continue to study, how to comfort Brother Bai."

Dai Jiaming dropped a sentence, pulled Sha Lele and turned away.

"I'm going to fix Lisa's nephew's computer."

Ouyang Mofei also followed.

(Dai Jiaming's inner monologue: If you continue to stay here, I'm afraid that I will be thundered to death by Tang Haixing's trophy!) So it's better to leave first!

Ouyang Murphy: +1!

Dai Jiaming looked at Ouyang Mofei who appeared next to him, and asked curiously: Why did you appear in my inner monologue?

Ouyang Mofei sneered and said: Although it is an inner monologue, when we all have the same idea, we will appear together.

Dai Jiaming: It turns out that it can still be like this...... I get it! ）

……

"Manager Hu, really save Brother Xiaobai!"

Dai Jiaming, Sha Lele, and Su Kejie appeared in Hu Qiang's office.

"Yes, we have all been comforting from the morning to the afternoon, and Teacher Xiaobai still has no reaction at all."

Sha Lele said anxiously.

In the afternoon, she, Dai Jiaming, Su Kejie, and Luo Dan went into battle to comfort Pang Xiaobai, who was hiding under the table, but it still didn't play a role.

"In the past, Xiaobai would only find a place to curl up when he was under pressure.

However, I have never seen him curl up for so long this time.

Maybe I was scolded too hard this time and hurt my self-esteem too much. ”

Sukejie added.

Hu Qiang took a sip of the half-cup wolfberry tea and said:

"I also understand Xiaobai's situation, I'm thinking about his situation, maybe it will be fine in a day or two."

Dai Jiaming said:

"After a day or two?

Although people can live for seven days without eating or drinking, what if Brother Xiaobai is still like this after two days?

Then it will be seven days...... Is that just a way to pull it away?

Manager Hu, it turns out that you plan to do so! ”

Hu Qiang glanced at Dai Jiaming:

"Don't impose your ideas on me. I didn't think so! ”

Su Kejie took out the employee mental health manual that had been proofread by Dai Jiaming and Sha Lele from his arms.

"I suspect Xiaobai is suffering from depression, you can take a look at this."

Hu Qiang suspiciously took the employee mental health handbook that Su Kejie took out.

Hu Qiang glanced at it, and then said:

"I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it. I found that most of the employees in our department have serious psychological problems! ”

"Take, for example, Murphy! Never good at talking, violent tendencies, and like to play tricks on others, which is a sign of social phobia. ”

Dai Jiaming: "??? ”

Sha Lele: "??? ”

"Manager Hu, this is social phobia?!"

"That's right! You see! ”

Hu Qiang handed the mental health handbook to Dai Jiaming.

"Isn't it better to proofread?"

Dai Jiaming was a little puzzled.

Ouyang Murphy's social phobia?

How can it be!

If others have social phobia, Ouyang Mofei will not have it.

Hu Qiang continued:

"Besides, I have insomnia every night, and I can't get rid of anxiety.

Applejack your word, the cube is addictive, aligned to advanced cancer, typical of OCD.

There is also Tang Haixing, a proper paranoia.

Lele is a classic type of ADHD.

Jiaming's words...... All kinds of symptoms come together.

The only normal person in our Broken Affairs Department is probably Secretary Jin.

Indulging in gossip, admiring vanity, having incorrect views, and incomplete pronunciation are all manifestations of normal people. ”

Sha Lele asked with a bitter face:

"Manager Hu, why am I ADHD?"

"Because you can't be idle every time, and when you are idle, you move around."

Hu Qiang explained.

"What about me? Manager Hu, what does it mean that I have all the symptoms in one? ”

Dai Jiaming asked speechlessly.

Tang Haixing can get himself a foreskin banana there, and now Hu Qiang has made all the symptoms for himself.

Who did you recruit and provoke whom?

Hu Qiang spread his hands and said:

"Isn't it?

You can't be idle like Lele, and you like to play tricks on people like to play tricks on people like Murphy.

You often drive in front of me, and your office is even neater than Applejack's!

By the way, you also fantasize about being an Ultraman and want to save the world. ”

Su Kejie and Sha Lele looked at Dai Jiaming strangely.

"When did I fantasize about being an Ultraman and saving the world?"

Dai Jiaming asked confusedly.

In my own impression, I don't have any illusions that I'm Ultraman.

"Why not?

Just yesterday afternoon, you said it would be nice if you were Ultraman.

You don't have to go to work, you don't have to work overtime, you can fly around, fight monsters, and save the world. ”

Hu Qiang said.

Dai Jiaming: "......"

"The reason why I think so is not because yesterday you gave me staring at music and asked me to write a 20,000-word experience report and hand it to you."

"Is that so? None of that matters, though. Anyway, you've fantasized about it! ”

"I ......"

——

"Hahaha! Woooooo Hahaha! Whining! ”

A few people in the office discussing how to "save" Pang Xiaobai suddenly heard a strange voice.

Hu Qiang looked at Dai Jiaming, and said angrily:

"Jiaming, don't make weird noises.".

Dai Jiaming closed his mouth and shook his head, indicating that it was not him.

"It's like...... It's Xiaobai's voice. ”