Chapter 35 The Pig Breeder and the Manure Digging Troupe
"Comrade Wang, are you okay?"
Hearing the movement inside the pigsty, Wang Xiaomao immediately asked.
"It's okay! I'm fine! The tank did not sit down, and the feeling of riding a pig is not bad! ”
Wang Shugen said with a smile.
"Comrade Wang, don't patronize and play, you're digging dung!"
Wang Xiaomao was worried that the pig he had worked so hard to raise would be tossed and folded by Wang Shugen, so he immediately reminded.
"Good!"
Wang Shugen jumped off the pig's back.
"I have to say that Wang Shugen is very adaptable!"
Seeing Wang Shugen's performance in the pigsty, netizens in the live broadcast room sighed.
"I would like to crown Wang Shugen as a pig general!"
"Holding a nine-tooth nail rake, the white-haired pig king under the crotch, majestic!"
After a while, netizens found a funny-looking picture from the screenshot and began to make emojis.
The live camera pans back to the kitchen.
Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, began to inspect the work of the recruits.
When he came to Zhang Han Caikun, his brows furrowed: "It's been so long, only a few potatoes have been planed?" ”
When Zhang Han and Cai Kun heard this, they had mixed feelings in their hearts.
They haven't done this job before, so naturally they can't do it quickly.
However, this cannot be said directly.
So, the two of them said loudly: "Report! Squad leader, let's speed up now! ”
"No need! It seems that you two are not suitable for shaving potatoes, and this is a mistake in my work arrangement! ”
Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, shook his head when he heard this.
Hearing his words, Cai Kun and Zhang Han were both relieved.
This cooking squad leader is much easier to talk than Shi Guoqiang, the first squad leader.
However, Fan Xiang's words changed: "Since this is the case, I will arrange for the two of you to go to the pigsty to assist Wang Shugen in picking up dung!" ”
"Huh? Pick up manure? ”
Hearing the words of Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, Zhang Han and Cai Kun both changed their faces.
Fan Xiang's face turned pale: "What?" You two are not happy with my work arrangement? ”
"Report! No! ”
When Cai Kun and Zhang Han heard this, they immediately responded loudly.
At this time, even if you are really dissatisfied, it is impossible to say it in your mouth.
"! Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, is really a talent! ”
"You actually arranged Cai Kun and Zhang Han to pick up dung?"
"You read the pinyin of the class leader, Fan (fan) Xiang (xiang) ......"
"Holy! It turned out to be a shoxiang? ”
In the live broadcast room, netizens saw this scene and posted barrages one after another.
"What's wrong with picking up manure? Can't celebrities pick up dung? “
Some people also sent barrage questions.
"Uncle Farmer can choose, this star can also choose!"
After assigning Cai Kun and Zhang Hanfa to pick dung, Fan Xiang said to Wu Jing: "Comrade Wu Jing, can you arrange for you to shave potatoes alone?" ”
"Report! Yes! ”
Wu was shocked to hear this and immediately replied.
He was worried that the cooking squad leader would make him do even more outrageous things.
Soon, the live camera once again shifted to the pigsty.
A soldier from the cooking squad came here with Cai Kun and Zhang Han.
"Wang Xiaomao, these two people were arranged by Team Leader Fan to help you pick up dung!"
"The squad leader is so understanding!"
When Wang Xiaomao heard this, he immediately smiled.
Usually, he does all this dirty work, but he doesn't complain secretly.
So, Wang Xiaomao immediately went to take out two flat poles and four dustpans.
He enthusiastically handed the tools to Zhang Han and Cai Kun: "Come!" Comrade Zhang, comrade Cai, this is your tool! ”
"Yes!"
Zhang Han and Cai Kun took the tools.
They followed Wang Xiaomao to the pigsty, and as soon as they got closer, they smelled a foul smell coming from inside.
If it were usual, Zhang Han and Cai Kun would have avoided it a long time ago.
But at the moment, they can only pinch their noses and walk in.
"Comrade Wang, how is the dung being dug up?"
Wang Xiaomao asked outside the pigsty.
"Dig it out!"
When Wang Shugen heard this, he immediately said.
"Come on! This is a dustpan, catch the pig manure inside! ”
Wang Xiaomao immediately handed the handpan in Zhang Han's hand.
"Okay!"
Wang Shugen replied loudly.
In a few moments, he had filled a handful of dustpans.
Wang Xiaomao hurriedly took it out and changed to another one.
"Is this a pig?"
Cai Kun looked curiously at the pigsty, and inside, there was a big fat pig with white hair.
When Wang Xiaomao heard this, he was a little strange: "You haven't seen a pig before?" ”
When Cai Kun heard this, he was a little embarrassed: "I haven't seen anything alive!" ”
"Don't say it's Zhang Han, even I haven't seen a live pig either!"
In the live broadcast room, some netizens immediately posted barrages.
"Indeed, living in the city since childhood, many people have only seen pork, but never live pigs!"
"It's no longer 'I've never eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run', it's 'I've never seen a pig run, I haven't eaten pork'."
"That's what this show is all about!"
And Wang Xiaomao had already skillfully put the flat pole on it, and motioned to Cai Kun: "Comrade Cai, come, pick up dung!" Bend over, rest your shoulders on your shoulders, and then get up! ”
"Good!"
Although Cai Kun felt that this pig manure was very dirty, he did not run away.
He bent down and put the flat burden on his shoulder according to Wang Xiaomao's teaching.
"Ouch! Ouch! ”
Cai Kun had just straightened his waist and was about to carry pig dung, and when he came out of the pigsty, he suddenly exclaimed.
Because, when he put the flat shoulder on his shoulders and straightened his waist, the handful of baskets immediately swayed from side to side.
After a while, he got a lot of pig manure on his trouser legs.
On the side, Zhang Han couldn't dodge, and was hit into his arms by a pinch of pig dung, and sat directly on the ground with a buttocks.
His clothes were full of pig dung, and the stench was terrible, and some of them were splashed on his handsome face.
"it!"
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room were happy again.
"This is called the four-body industriousness! People are tall and big, and they can't even pick up dung! ”
"Comrade Cai, hold the side of the flat shoulder with your hand and keep your balance......
Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately instructed.
He can see that this Cai Kun is different from Wang Shugen in the pigsty.
I'm afraid I've never done farm work before.
When Cai Kun heard this, he immediately did what Wang Xiaomao taught, and sure enough, the two pinchs were balanced and stopped wandering around.
"Comrade Cai, pick the pig manure into the vegetable garden, and in a while, I will teach you to fertilize!"
Wang Xiaomao arranged.
"Yes!"
Cai Kun then picked up the pig manure and walked crookedly outside.
"Cai Kun's bottom plate is unstable!"
In the live broadcast room, netizens saw Cai Kun walking with dung and began to post barrages.
"This scene reminds me of the picture of Cai Kun stepping down and dribbling!"
Wang Xiaomao looked at Zhang Han again: "Comrade Zhang, are you injured?" ”
When Zhang Han heard this, he patted the pig manure on his body, and his stomach churned, but he still said: "Report!" No! ”
"Okay! That's your turn! Listen to me......"
Wang Xiaomao had a kind smile on his face.
After a while, Zhang Han also carried a handful of pig manure and walked outside.
He didn't do this job either, and when he walked, he stumbled like Cai Kun.
Seeing this scene, netizens sighed: "This fully illustrates the importance of having a craft, you see Lin Yi, who is a chef in the kitchen, and the three of them are assigned to pick up dung!" ”
"Cai Kun, Zhang Han, Wang Shugen, this is the formation of the dung digging group!"