Chapter 34 Wang Shugen rides a pig
Cooking class.
Shi Guoqiang, the squad leader, came here with Lin Yi and the six people.
"Old Fan, I sent someone here again today! The instructor explained, your cooking class, physical training can't be wasted! ”
"Lin Yi, I look forward to the stars and the moon, but I can look forward to you!"
Seeing Lin Yi, Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, was full of smiles.
"Report!"
At this moment, behind Lin Yi, Wang Shugen shouted loudly.
"Speak! The comrades of the first class, if you have anything to say, just say, treat this cooking class as your home! ”
Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, was full of smiles.
"Squad Leader Fan, why don't you open your eyes?"
Wang Shugen looked at Team Leader Fan's squinted eyes and asked.
"Huh?"
The smile on Fan Xiang's face suddenly stiffened on his face.
On the side, the soldiers of the cooking class also looked at Wang Shugen in shock.
They couldn't help but mutter: "This recruit, so brave!" ”
They Fan squad leader, don't look at the usual smile, he seems to be very good at talking, but he is actually a peerless murderer.
In the cooking class, there is no one who is not afraid of him.
Even if the recruits even touched the thorns of the fish and were assigned to the cooking class, they were all treated obediently.
"Wang Shugen, this is inflated! Specially expose people's short! ”
In the live broadcast room, netizens were also stunned by Wang Shugen's words.
"This squad leader Fan is obviously small-eyed, he actually said that people's eyes are not open!"
"Isn't this a public mockery of squad leader Fan?"
Lin Yi also looked at Wang Shugen in shock.
Even, he subconsciously took two steps out of the way to avoid setting himself on fire.
And squad leader Fan looked at Wang Shugen with a kind face, and said: "Comrade Wang Shugen, it seems that you are very dissatisfied with the work arranged last time, I thought about it carefully, the work of cutting vegetables is indeed a bit overkill, today, you go to help Wang Xiaomao take care of the pigsty!" ”
"Fighting, taking care of the pigsty?"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were a little surprised when they heard Team Leader Fan's words.
"This unit, do you still feed the pigs?"
"Of course you have to feed! This is a tradition left over from the troops! Otherwise, wouldn't the leftovers you eat every day be wasted? ”
There are veterans who send barrages.
"That's right!"
Hearing the veteran's explanation, netizens nodded.
"Yes!"
Wang Shugen heard Fan Xiang's words and said loudly.
The cooking squad leader said to a veteran: "Wang Xiaomao, you take Comrade Wang Shugen to the pig house, you complained last time that there is too much pig manure in the pig house, so please ask Comrade Wang Shugen to help dredge it!" ”
"Yes!"
An old soldier in an apron replied loudly.
Then, he said to Wang Shugen very enthusiastically: "Comrade Wang, my name is Wang Xiaomao, I am feeding pigs in the cooking class, please come with me!" ”
Wang Shugen had no choice but to follow Wang Xiaomao and walk towards the pig house.
And the live broadcast camera also followed Wang Shugen's movements.
Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room was happy.
"It seems that the program team also knows what we want to see!"
"Live feed pigs, it's the first time I've watched it!"
"Wang Shugen is miserable! Just now, the squad leader Fan confessed that he was going to dig up pig manure! ”
After a while, the two came to the outside of the pig barn.
Veteran Wang Xiaomao took out a pair of boots and handed them to Wang Shugen: "Comrade Wang, there is a pair of boots here, you change them first!" ”
"Okay!"
Wang Shugen immediately sat down and put on his boots.
After a while, the live broadcast room suddenly exclaimed.
"Look! What is that? ”
"It seems to be the second senior brother's nine-tooth nail rake!"
"It's not like, it's that!"
"This is called a nail rake, my hometown is rural, and this thing is used to dig pig manure in the pigsty!"
It turned out that in the picture, the veteran Wang Xiaomao came over carrying something similar to Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth nail rake.
He handed over this strange-shaped weapon to Wang Shugen: "Comrade Wang, this is used to dig out pig dung, when you use it, be careful, don't stab yourself!" ”
"Don't worry about this, I've dug in the countryside before!"
Wang Shugen took it and said confidently.
"Hahaha! Just now, Wang Shugen also said that when he came to the army, he wanted to wear a military uniform, wanted to touch a steel gun, and wanted to sit in a tank. ”
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed when they saw Wang Shugen's appearance at the moment.
There are also people who don't forget to record the screen and take screenshots.
"Comrade Wang, you jump into the pigsty first, and then, I'll hand you this rake!"
Wang Xiaomao said to Wang Shugen.
"Okay!"
Wang Shugen looked at the pigsty, grabbed the edge with both hands, and flipped into it at once.
I have to say that he has been practicing martial arts in Shaolin Temple since he was a child, and his physical fitness is still good!
Crash!
There was a sound of water.
Afterwards, everyone saw that Wang Shugen's face was suddenly splashed with black pig dung.
"Ahh It stinks! ”
Wang Shugen suddenly wanted to vomit in disgust.
"This squad leader Fan is also lacking in virtue enough! Wang Shugen, didn't he just laugh at his small eyes? He was arranged to suffer this great sin! ”
In the live broadcast room, netizens saw this scene and launched a barrage one after another.
"It's over! When I ate at noon, I was afraid that no one would dare to let Wang Shugen eat next to him! ”
"It's pig manure, it's much dirtier than swill!"
"I just ate a snack, I miss yue!"
However, Wang Shugen's mentality was very good, he quickly adjusted, and a sincere smile appeared on his face: "I didn't see it clearly just now, and I stepped into a puddle of dung!" ”
"Comrade Wang, your rake!"
Wang Xiaomao seemed to be worried that Wang Shu's roots would not dry up, and immediately handed the rake in.
"Okay!"
Wang Shugen took it and immediately dug up pig manure in the pigsty.
Some netizens asked puzzledly: "Why are you digging the pig manure in this pigsty?" ”
"You don't understand this, pigs also like a dry environment, if you don't clean up, easy to get sick, and don't grow meat, besides, this pig manure can be dug out, you can also fertilize crops, this is farm fertilizer!"
"This job is dirty and tiring enough!"
"This show is much more interesting than watching other variety shows! At least, I saw artists come to the barracks to suffer! ”
At this moment, the pigs raised in the pigsty suddenly became agitated.
It screamed and quickly rushed towards Wang Shugen.
"Not good! The big fat pig seems to be attacking Wang Shugen! ”
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room exclaimed.
I saw that in the camera, Wang Shugen was digging pig manure with a rake.
The big fat pig had already rushed behind him.
However, Wang Shugen also reacted quickly.
He seemed to hear the movement behind him, held the nail rake with his hand, and jumped up directly.
In an instant, the big fat pig rushed over, and just right, Wang Shugen fell on the pig's back!
"Is this riding a big fat pig?"
"! Wang Shugen still has such an operation? ”
"Riding a big fat pig and racing in the pigsty?"
This big fat pig was raised by Wang Xiaomao with leftovers to be fat and strong, and it was very easy to hold Wang Shugen.
Running happily in the pigsty.
This picture is very funny!