Chapter 19: Niu Hulu Spicy Little Dragon is Blind
"Actually, the book you have in your hand now is a street book, and you were the first reader of this book in your last life," the book whispered, "The author has been writing on a single machine, and he has not even commented and collected, and he has long been angry, feeling that he has no talent, as long as someone sees it, he will wear the book and become the heroine of the abusive text." ”
“?” The corners of Jiang Ling's mouth twitched, she seemed to remember that this book was known as the most popular nowadays, but she didn't expect it to be a scam.
"Your task is to follow the plot, of course, it doesn't need to be exactly the same as the plot, as long as it is similar to the outcome of the plot in the book."
"In other words, as long as the result is the result, the process is no matter what." Jiang Ling can accept this result, but this book doesn't dig out the kidneys, most of it uses the original owner's love for the scumbag husband, and then makes her feel cold when she sees different women with Lu Zhanyu, this problem is not a problem for her at all.
"If you can't follow the task, you will be punished." The book suddenly became triumphant.
"Punish me?" Jiang Ling casually picked up the lighter on the table, threw it twice in the air, and smiled lightly, "I hate it when someone dares to threaten me, tell me what kind of punishment it is?" ”
The book shuddered, "...... Will be forced to crawl in the shadows for half an hour. ”
Crawling in the shadows?
No, that's punishment?
It's one of her favorite fitness activities.
She likes this.
"There's no need to force punishment," Jiang Ling immediately lay on her back on the ground, and then crawled with her arms and legs, she smiled shallowly, "I'm good at crawling in the dark, that's how I climb." ”
……
Book: "......"
No, how did it find a neurotic to do the task!!
How is this different from punishing a man who hasn't eaten for ten days for nibbling on a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs??!
Then, it watched as Jiang Ling was smiling, head up, and limbs nimbly crawling on the ground gloomily.
And the blue is better than the blue, and even the advanced version of the punishment - twisting, screaming, and squirming, has been made ten out of ten.
I kept climbing for half an hour.
Not even gasping for breath.
And look at it like that, if it weren't for it, she wouldn't be able to continue crawling darkly, twisting, screaming, screaming.
"Okay, let's go to the plot, I'll take it," Jiang Ling got up from the ground, patted the dust on his hands, and straightened his scattered hair, "But I can't always carry such a thick book all the time, how do you inform me to go through the plot?" ”
"I'm smart," the book proudly said, "I'll text you when the time comes, just do it, and save my phone." ”
The book is blazing and reporting a string of numbers.
Jiang Ling saved it in the address book and changed it.
The book was quick and saw its new name in Jiang Ling's mobile phone - Cangying Beat.
Book: Two eyes one black, two eyes two black, two eyes three black, two eyes four black.
"Maybe I'm so sexy that I want to cry when I see the note you gave me!" The book turned itself over and said this sentence silently.
"Alas, this is fate, come on, stranger! Strong and firm as a rose...... Street Book. Jiang Ling shoved the books back onto the bookshelf and began to play with his mobile phone.
"Sometimes I really want to call the police." The sound of books came slowly from the shelves again.
Jiang Ling casually clicked on Weibo and replied casually: "I called the police for you, you can run, you have to be shot if a precious creature like you is caught." ”
Books don't speak.
Jiang Ling didn't care.
As soon as she opened Weibo, she saw that there were 99+ in it, there were too many messages, and she was also on the hot search.
Black fans have no scruples about picking up the keyboard and boldly opening the microphone in the comment area of her last Weibo.
[Who dares to mess with our little sister Jiang Ling, even if she has a lot of fun, she scolds others, and has a brain problem, she can't afford to provoke her]
[Jiang Ling V]: [There's nothing to mess with, those who are not easy to mess with will have friends, if you don't want to communicate, get out of our happy planet]
[What garbage, you deserve it, get out of the entertainment industry quickly, try to marry into a wealthy family, I really think I flew on the branches and became a phoenix]
[Jiang Ling V]: [I seem to pick up electronic waste, otherwise you will roll into the trash can]
[Why are so many people scolding her, just a child]
[Jiang Ling V]: [It's okay, it's just dehydrated, just put it in the water]
……
After scolding half of the people, a phone logo suddenly appeared on the top of the phone.
It says Good Sisters.
This good sister, Jiang Ling has a little impression, and she also appeared in the original plot.
This is the original owner's rich woman's good friend.,It's also a person who is really good to her.,It's just that she's abroad all the year round.,Except for the middle plot.,And then the day the original owner died, she came.,And scolded the male owner.。
She clicked on the green one, and a voice came from the phone almost in a second.
"Miss me? Sister called the director, the old boy said that you went to Linsong City, your house in Linsong City? A lively female voice came from the opposite side, slightly mature, with a little bit of a royal sister's feeling, and then smiled heartily, "How are you doing?" ”
"It's a good mix, and the whole person has relaxed a lot since the mental state deteriorated." Jiang Ling took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, unscrewed the cap and took a few sips, "Don't worry." ”
"Where's that old scumbag? I heard that I went abroad to again recently? Sisters still persuade you to divorce, this old scumbag is not a good thing at first glance," this sister said bitterly, "It's really speechless, sister is abroad, I cover you." ”
Jiang Ling just wanted to say something, but suddenly heard someone downstairs shouting, and the voice directly covered her.
She closed the window and wanted to continue chatting with the rich woman, "I'll play another day, how have you been-"
"Who is called Niu Hulu Spicy Little Dragon Blind!! Come down and pick up the takeaway, the phone line is busy and can't get through! The yellow-clothed takeaway brother downstairs read his name anxiously, and Jiang Ling and the good sister on the phone heard everything very clearly, and he shouted loudly, "The note is: point to my dear princess!" If you get hurt, they'll all get four, Your Highness Princess! I'm coming! From now on, no one will be able to hurt my precious princess again!! This Niu Hulu Spicy Little Dragon is blind! Who the hell is it! ”
Jiang Ling listened to two sentences and began to laugh, "Hahahaha, this year, someone actually used such a local remarks and name, it's really a social death, I don't know who will be this big injustice in a while?" ”
On the other side, there was a sudden silence.
It's scary......
Jiang Ling: "??? ”
Jiang Ling: "!! Why don't you speak! ”
A very bold but very likely conjecture appeared in her heart, looking out of the window, in the eyes of a bunch of aunts eating melon seeds, the takeaway brother and her eyes quietly looked at each other.
"You guessed, that's right......" a faint voice came from the other side.