Chapter 20: Jiang Ling: Actually, I'm a man
"I just ordered takeout milk tea, this is yours!" The good sisters on the other side almost couldn't suppress their laughter, she quickly found an excuse to hang up the phone, "Okay, I'll go to bed first, bye-bye!" Milk tea is your favorite flavor, remember to go down and get it. ”
Jiang Ling: "......"
The mouth is fragrant, and it's in the hallway.
Even so, the milk tea still had to be taken, she took off a mask from the shelf, covered her face tightly, pushed open the door and took the elevator down quickly.
The takeaway brother at the door has already started chatting with the uncle and aunt.
"Young man, your conditions are very suitable for my grandson's friend's sister, I'll give you a WeChat, or you can contact him."
"Our aunts are specially designed to draw red threads for people, you see you look so handsome, as long as you get a membership card, we can match you with a suitable good girl according to your information."
The takeaway guy looked hesitant, "Ah, this ......"
Jiang Ling was the first to raise his hand, "Is it the takeaway you ordered?" ”
“?” She seemed to have said something sick.
But it doesn't matter.
The takeaway brother picked up the milk tea in his hand, "Are you Niu Hulu Spicy Crayfish?" ”
"No," Jiang Ling's face did not change, "I am her neighbor, she has a bad stomach, send me a WeChat message to ask me to help her get it." ”
"Okay, then you remember to help me pass it on to your neighbor." The takeaway brother hurriedly handed the milk tea to Jiang Ling.
Then he fled.
The aunts lost a young man with a red thread, and when they turned their heads, they found that there was a young girl, although she was wearing a mask, but she looked very good.
Suddenly, the idea of pulling the red line continued to rise.
"Little girl, you don't have a partner, there are a lot of resources in the hands of the aunts, you can pick and choose, what if you find a suitable one?"
"It's just that, she looks so good-looking, she looks like a good doll at first glance."
"Which man marries you, it's really blessed, and it is estimated that the child is also good-looking."
……
A group of aunts gossiped, and Jiang Ling stood without moving, and he had already been brain-made up for multiple objects.
Jiang Ling was unhurried and generous, "Aunts, you admit that you are wrong, in fact, I am a man, I don't believe it to show you." ”
After finishing speaking, a smile suddenly appeared on her steady and serious face.
"Hahaha Jiang Ling put the milk tea aside, bared his teeth and laughed, reached out to untie his pants, and then rushed towards a group of aunts, "Great, do you want to take a look?" ”
"Ahh
"Ahh
"I'm rubbing, ahh
Jiang Ling continued to smile, "Hahahaha, don't the aunts say I'm a good child?" Let's see if is good! ”
"Ahh
"Ahh
Screams rang out in the sky.
……
Aunts who usually don't have quick legs and feet, at this time, the speed can catch up with the proud speed of the body test running 800.
The aunts who were originally gathered together all ran away.
The air was silent.
Jiang Ling slowly fastened her trouser belt, the weather cooled down today, and she was wearing a pair of autumn pants inside, so she was not worried at all.
Carrying milk tea, there was a heroic momentum of triumph, and returned home.
Simply stayed in the original owner's house for an afternoon, Jiang Ling didn't go out again, the original owner had a diary, it looked like it was some years old, and all the records in it were the girl's heart, sad spring and autumn.
She is an emotional person who values emotions very much, and it is no wonder that she is hurt by a scumbag.
However, Jiang Ling is the opposite of her, she has been in a mental hospital for a long time, where can she still have any true feelings, and some are just cold and practical skills.
After a big meal in the evening, she returned to the "Dear Mother-in-law" program group overnight.
Although the show is broadcast live throughout the day, it is relatively relaxed, and with the holiday time, it is generally very leisurely.
As soon as he got out of the car, Jiang Ling saw the director holding a large piece of watermelon and nibbling on it.
She quietly leaned over and watched the director eat sweetly behind her.
"I'll go! Teacher Jiang Ling! When did you come back, I'm scared to death! The director suddenly shook his chair and found a figure on the ground, almost scared to death.
"Director, are you secretly eating melons? It is said on the Internet that it is not recommended to eat watermelon at night, otherwise it will lead to ......" She looked at the other half of the watermelon on the table that was beautiful in color and sweet and delicious at first glance, and then looked at the director holding the melon with a spoon in his mouth, with a sluggish expression, she finished the second half of the sentence seriously, "Otherwise, it will cause the watermelon to be eaten." ”
Director: "??? ”
Jiang Ling took advantage of the director's failure to react, and quietly slipped away with a watermelon.
In the quiet night, I can't hear the wolf howling and the tiger howling, but I can hear the director's heart-rending shout - "Jiang Ling!! ”
At this time, Jiang Ling had already solved half a watermelon with Xi Fu in the living room, Old Madam Shen and Song Chunshen, who was hiding in the corner and was pulled out by Jiang Ling.
Xi Fu did not forget to wipe his mouth elegantly and gave a thumbs up, "If you are a foursome, there must be my teacher!" ”
"Isn't this also catching up with what you young people said about eating melons!" Old Madam Shen smiled kindly, she was happy to eat watermelon.
"You asked me to come, but the watermelon is really sweet." Ms. Song turned on tsundere mode again.
The four of them finished eating the watermelon with satisfaction, and then prepared to go back to bed.
On the first night at the manor, all ten guests fell asleep after a tiring day.
Even Mrs. Shen, who didn't have a good sleep quality, fell asleep soundly at this time.
Only the director had a big dark circle under his eyes and smiled gloomily in front of the shining computer screen.
When the director's assistant saw the message he sent, his heart trembled.
Is this day finally coming......
Late at night, the small black house with only lonely men and widows called him alone.
No matter how you say it, it doesn't feel serious.
At this moment, the director's assistant wanted to go up and ask Jiang Ling to borrow a kitchen knife and an axe.
In the end, he wrapped himself tightly, and in the hot summer, the director's assistant put on the big cotton pants sewn by his grandmother and went to the meeting alone.
After pushing the door, I found that the director was excited, "Come on, come on, arrange what cow and horse activities are prepared for the guests every day." ”
"Huh?"
"Ah what, hurry up, Jiang Ling snatched my melon, and I'll prepare a rural work activity for them tomorrow, hehe, hehehe."
……
Jiang Ling's biological clock has always been very stable, even if he wears a book, he can maintain the biological clock of getting up at half past five every day in his previous life.
It's not quite like a normal person at all.
It's a little too early to go out, and after washing, she plans to sharpen her kitchen knife in her room.
In addition to crawling, screaming, squirming, and roaring darkly, this is one of her few hobbies.
Listening to the sound of kitchen knives rustling, the mind will evolve.
So, when the photographer knocked on the door at seven o'clock and the live broadcast raided the guests without makeup, Jiang Ling opened the door directly.
At this time, countless netizens have squatted in the live broadcast room.
And then...... You can see that-