"Boom", Chen Chao was directly hit into the sea 20 meters away by an ice sword of Jehovah.

"Bah, damn, this sea is really salty. Chen Chao got up from the water.

"I said GOD, do you want to be ashamed, such a big person, and still play a surprise attack" Chen Chao was directly angry.

All the gods turned their backs and couldn't bear to watch Chen Chao being abused. If you offend God, you can probably think of what the consequences are,

So, Chen Chao was blasted into the sea by Yahweh's ice sword over and over again, and then was slapped back to the shore by the waves, Chen Chao became a table tennis ball like this, at first Chen Chao was barely relying on the Nirvana Heart Sutra to hold on, and then he couldn't even take a breath, and looked directly at God with black eyes, no pleading, let alone despair.

"How many times?" Lao Mu embarrassedly poked the Joy Buddha next to him, this guy seemed to be settled.

"It seems that there have been 200 times, this Ling'er is really stubborn, and she still doesn't admit her mistake. But Guanyin couldn't help but say.

"Almost. "The Buddha of Joy is like waking up from sleep.

I saw that the Buddha's light on Chen Chao's body flashed and flashed, and his skin began to fall off like a snake.

"The first weight of physical training' copper skin and iron bones'" Chen Chao suddenly roared.

Then the men began to run wildly, dodging the sword of ice of the Lord as they ran. A lunge and a direct bite of the Lord's thigh.

"Ah," cried out the Lord.

"You're a dog. Don't let go yet. Wait until I'm done, and you're going to lose all your teeth. The Lord looked at Chen Chao, who was biting hard, and said,

The other three gods immediately turned around, and after holding back for a minute, they couldn't stop laughing, and the Buddha of Joy was even more exaggerated to roll directly on the beach, and he was a mother.

Jehovah looked helpless, "I didn't make friends carefully." ”

"Boy Chen, you still don't let go, I've been in retreat for months, and I haven't taken a bath yet. The Lord waited for a few minutes before Chen Chao let go.

"I've really done it"

"Wait, old yes, it looks like this kid's mouth can't move. Lao Mu first discovered that something was wrong with Chen Chao. I saw that Chen Chao wanted to let go of his mouth with a painful face, but he couldn't move his mouth.

"It's not like you Orientals are going crazy. The Lord said to Guanyin, who was still paying more attention to the image,

"I'll show you this. Guanyin couldn't help laughing and walked over, only to find that Chen Chao's teeth were stuck in Jehovah's thigh. , there was no choice but to drip two drops of dew out of the net bottle and "rescue" Chen Chao.

As soon as Chen Chao came out, he threw up at the beach. Jehovah almost cried as he looked at the two swarthy tooth holes in his thighs.

"You're not human," both of them yelled at the same time.

"I'm going to the hospital, this guy hasn't showered for months. I've never seen someone who doesn't love hygiene so much. After Chen Chao vomited, he said to Guanyin with an innocent face.

"I'm going too, I'm going to get a rabies vaccine. The Lord said.

"I said two living treasures, and it's almost there. The Buddha of Joy came and said, covered in sand, and rejoiced when he saw the wounds of the Lord.

"I said God Jehovah, I didn't expect you to shoot birds every day, and today you were pecked by birds, karma. The Buddha of Joy teased.

"You are the bird, I said boss, I didn't take you to watch your apprentices being bullied like this, and you were still pretending to be dead. This time, it was not Jehovah who spoke first, but Chen Chao who spoke first.

"He's just a bastard, don't you see his true face from Chinese mythology? Immediately Jehovah chimed in. Completely forgot who was bullying him just now.

Huanxi Buddha could only run to Chen Chao with a smile, shushing the cold and asking to warm up. Guanyin and Lao Mu also came over.

"Tsk, you guy is really lucky, not only was he not beaten into a plug by Jehovah, but he also broke through the first weight of physical training. The breakthrough of the ninefold body training is unattainable, and it is much more difficult than the breakthrough of your mind and exercises, so you should thank us for not interfering. "The Buddha of Joy said.

"This guy's mind is really tenacious, a bit of my demeanor back then," Lao Mu also boasted.

"You and I, the Lord, are the Lord of Justice, and if that were the case, it would not be my turn as the Lord of the Gods in the West. Jehovah also came over like no one else, and looked at Chen Chao, whose clothes had changed into "sharp brother clothes". Just now, his hundreds of attacks were when Jesus knelt on the ground and begged for mercy when he was 150 times, which shows how tenacious Chen Chao's perseverance is, and the key is to finally use the thunderous blow after the breakthrough to completely conquer the heart of Jehovah. "If you want to become a god, you have to be a god, if you don't have this, get out of here as soon as possible. ”

"Come, Ling'er come to me, I'll show you something. Guanyin shouted.

Chen Chao cleaned up his mood, ran to Guanyin in a hurry, and hugged Guanyin.

"You're such a child, and you're still the same as when you were a child," Guanyin just said.

"I can't help it, holding you feels safe, it's like returning to my mother's arms. Sister Guanyin, if you have something to show me, you won't lead me into a fantasy like that Bajie, and then educate me ideologically. Chen Chao said in a low voice.

When Guanyin heard this, his heart was hot, and suddenly the brilliance of motherhood flooded like a tide.

"Boy, I'm a happy Buddha now, your top boss, if you want to mix with me, or have a dessert in your mouth, I really don't know how you can be respectful to Guanyin and Lao Mu, and to me and Lao Ye is like meeting an enemy. When the Buddha heard this, he said angrily.

"You can hear me so quietly, but you pretended to be dead when you were so loud just now, and you still want to be my boss" Chen Chaoding.

"Uh. The Buddha of Joy was directly injured internally, and ran to the Lord like a fool and began to talk about where to see the beauty tonight.

Guanyin ignored the quarrel between the two and directly took out a scripture book "Guanyin Yuan".

"This is for you, you have to keep it in mind, you can't feel it yet, and when you reach the first nirvana, you will know its benefits. Half an hour of practice every day is enough. Guanyin said.

"The disciple will definitely remember his sister's words. Chen Chao said.

"Since everyone is so generous, I have also prepared something for you, you see that you now have a heart method, a practice method, a sparring partner, and a sparring partner, I am a businessman, and I usually like to collect some good things, this set of God of War equipment will be given to you, this is the equipment when the fighting Buddha fought against the lawless. Enough for you to cope with the one qiē in the gambling fortune star. Lao Mu also said generously.

"I'll just say how Brother Monkey is so brave when he fights Wutian, it turns out that I borrowed a set of equipment from you, let me rejoice in the Buddha's appraisal first. Huanxi Buddha ran over directly with his eyes shining.

With this set of equipment, he hid aside and carefully appreciated it. Half a day later, he said

"It's a good thing, but you can't wear it at all if you don't reach the level of an arhat, and with a weight of more than a thousand kilograms, only the pervert of Brother Monkey can play a role. Ordinary immortals, even if they see it, they can only shake their heads and can't afford to hurt it. ”

He turned his head and said to Chen Chao: "I have a set of Arhat clothes here, you can wear them now, and wearing them will directly be the anti-attack ability of intermediate cultivators." Or the two of us will change. ”

Chen Chao snatched it directly and shook his middle finger at the Buddha of Joy: "NOWAY".

The Buddha of Joy looked at GOD with a look of begging for an explanation.

The Lord directly put his arm around the shoulders of the Buddha of Joy: "Brother, let's go, this set of equipment is out of our share, you see that the dead monkey is over the war, and honestly return it to Lao Mu, the iron rooster, we will think about it." ”

So the two of them walked on the beach with their shoulders on their shoulders.

"Let's ignore these two madmen, although this set of God of War suits weighs 3,000 catties, but for his master, it is only less than three taels, because the immortal weapons are all recognized by the master, and the Fighting Buddha knew this, and finally returned it to me, because no one wants to wear a set of 3,000 catties of equipment to go for a walk. Lao Mu said.

"No wonder Ling'er is still watching like a nobody, I was worried that his hand would be crushed just now." Guanyin patted his chest and said.

"The previous owner of this set of God of War equipment told me to take it to his favorite owner, and only in this way can he sit down without regrets. I've been looking for hundreds of years and haven't found it, but today I found out that it was this kid. Lao Mu said.

"It seems that there is a providence in the dark. Guanyin also said.

"Chen Chao don't look at it first, let's recognize your relatives with blood first, only with the sacrifice of your blood, can the God of War outfit truly become a part of your body and fight for you. Lao Mu said eagerly, because he also wanted to see the true appearance of the God of War costume, it can be said that what everyone sees now is its disguise, its appearance is not good, and its atmosphere is restrained. Of course, immortal weapons are like this. All have their own consciousness.

Chen Chao woke up at this time, and hurriedly bit his tail finger and dripped two drops of blood.

I saw that the God of War costume directly turned into a ray of light and entered Chen Chao's body, and Chen Chao's rotten clothes and pants were instantly replaced with a new set of casual clothes, which also exuded a faint purple gas.

"Unexpectedly, it is still a nine-grade immortal artifact on the purple gold. Even I'm starting to envy your kid's shit luck. Guanyin said. As a protoss in the East, of course she knew the effect of an immortal artifact on a cultivator.

"However, Shang Xian said that its strength grows with its master, and it can be said that now it is not an immortal weapon, but just a primary first-grade cultivation robe. Lao Mu was first excited with the purple light, and then saw that the purple light dimmed, and his heart calmed down.

"We have to rely on himself, we haven't experienced ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, and the Buddha still doesn't let us become Buddhas. The Buddha of Joy suddenly squeezed over. startled the two immortals who were still pondering.

And Chen Chao couldn't know these conversations, except that these immortals were deliberately telling him, he was still intoxicated by the strange feeling after the God of War costume entered his body. For a while, fantasize into casual wear, training wear, ball suits, suits.

"It seems that the money for clothes will be saved in the future, which is really an amazing thing. Chen Chao thought to himself.