Verse 23, God 3
"Since my anger just now made you feel that you have been wronged, then in order to clear my name, here are ten Nirvana pills for you. You can't digest this thing now, but don't be greedy, be careful of exposing yourself, and use it again when you reach Nirvana for the first time. The Lord said.
"You are here with this guy Lao Jun, and you really have a bad face. Huanxi Buddha said with a look of surprise. Indeed, according to the status of the Lord, he would never ask for these elixirs of the lower nine grades, but Chen Chao needed it, so in order to save the people of the gambling star as soon as possible, he went to discuss the matter of alchemy with Lao Jun with an old face, Lao Jun was also disdainful when he first heard the news, joking, I am the originator of alchemy in the heavenly kingdom, and I also go to face these unpopular pills, and when I say it, it is estimated that even the two fairy children who burned the fire for themselves will blush. However, when the Lord explained the reason, he took the Lord directly to the alchemy room without saying a word, and spent 7,749 hours practicing these ten Nirvana pills of the lower nine grades.
"For your sake, which is also for my sake, I will forgive you for this reckless mistake, and rest assured, I will not tell your people. Chen Chao generously took back ten Nirvana Pills, he knows this benefit, Nirvana Heart Sutra said, the first Nirvana is to break through the Yuan Shen Period, the key time to enter the Yuan Infant Period, of course, each Xiuzhen sect has his name, like the home is called Ascension, the Buddhism is called Nirvana, and the hundred schools of thought are called Advanced. This elimination ratio is one in 10,000. Of course, modern conditions are estimated to be about the same. There is not enough aura, there is pollution everywhere, and the physique has basically deteriorated to the point where it is impossible to cultivate the truth, if it is put on the gambling planet, modern people can only do hard labor.
Nirvana is a dangerous process, and those who are not determined to do so tend to disappear. Those who have distracting thoughts in their hearts often make inches of progress and stay in the primordial period forever. Nirvana also requires a lot of vitality, and many of the predecessors were worried about the lack of vitality during Nirvana, so they invented the Nirvana Pill. When you reach the Yuan Infant Stage and can cultivate your own small universe, you basically don't have to worry about this problem when you reach Nirvana for the second time, because your small universe has already stored enough Yuan Qi. Of course, for the insurance period, it is generally necessary to have a point, just in case it is only needed from time to time. However, the cultivators in the Yuan Infant Stage are basically equipped with the Nirvana Golden Pill, and the vitality contained in it is 100 times that of the Nirvana Pill.
With tears in his eyes, the Buddha said to Jehovah: "Brother, thank you, I will definitely bless your pig's mother and child when they give birth, and there will be pork to eat every day, and the price will not rise."
Jehovah gave the Buddha of Joy a shudder. yelled: "Lao Tzu is not a good friend, and Lao Tzu does not raise pigs." ”
After saying that, it disappears directly.
Guanyin and Lao Mu looked at the things that should be explained, and after they finished explaining, they also chose small things.
In the end, only the Buddha of Joy and Chen Chao were left looking at the sky in a daze.
"It's faster than my Chang'e's Jade Rabbit. The Buddha of Joy popped out a sentence for a long time.
"Gossip, Lord Buddha, do you have a leg with Chang'e, and is Chang'e the junior of the Jade Emperor? Chen Chao immediately asked curiously.
"Little you big-headed ghost, don't worry about the above things. Huanxi Buddha directly returned Chen Chao with a violent tremor.
"Uh. Sure enough, it was a fight between the gods, and mortals couldn't afford to hurt it. Chen Chao covered his head and said.
"That's a must, even your little kid hurts, so why do you need a fairy. Huanxi Buddha shook his head handsomely and said.
"Why don't you leave," Chen Chao asked.
"I have something," the Buddha replied.
"It won't be a bubble of beauty, the beauties of Heaven seem to be much better than the vulgar fans in the world. Chen Chao said.
"What do you know, Heaven is full of decent people, how can there be any love, otherwise there wouldn't be so many young girls who are pregnant with spring to find men. "The Buddha of Joy said.
"Smoking no. Chen Chao suddenly took out a pack of unopened cigarettes in his pocket, which seemed to have been issued at today's wedding. He doesn't smoke himself, so he asks the Buddha of Joy.
"Don't smoke this, I have shisha here, do you want it, my father-in-law smoked this when I was in Gao Laozhuang. "The Buddha of Joy pulled out an old smoking gun like a trick.
"No pumping, thanks. Actually, I'm quite stressed. I almost couldn't hold back the experience God had just given me. Do you know how to endure it later? Chen Chao regarded the Buddha of Joy as a friend who could talk.
"I don't know, modern people's thinking is not something that we old antiques can guess. The Buddha shook his head.
"Sue you, don't laugh at it, a great man in our world said that any reactionary is a paper tiger, and if you can't win a fight, you have to bite it, and you don't have to wear shoes if you beat barefoot. Chen Chao said seriously.
"You great man must be a silk hero. "The Buddha of Joy said.
"You also know ** silk, it seems that you are much more enlightened than them, no wonder you can become a happy Buddha. Chen Chao said.
So one person and one god chatted to HIGH, and it was not until Dongfang was slightly white that Chen Chao fell asleep in the gazebo.
Huanxi Buddha looked at Chen Chao, who was asleep, and muttered, "Being able to break through the first layer of the Nirvana Heart Sutra in three days is not just because of the innate qi I gave. It's more about your perseverance and persistence. Good work, Chao. I will guide you until I leave this world. ”
As the saying goes, the tears of the fish are only known by the water, and the tears of the Buddha are estimated to be known only by the early birds.
When the tears of the Buddha of Joy fell into the vast sea, bursts of Buddha light filled the sea. Frightened, these early seagulls forgot that they went out to fish.
Of course, no one came out to see God, because everyone was asleep.
"Actually, I am your greatest gift. "When the Buddha of Joy was leaving, he said......
There are three major laws in finance, one of which is that history repeats itself. Chen Chao encountered such a thing as soon as he got off the plane. Just turned on your phone. A series of text message alerts.
Dongshan Gang leader plus eight King Kongs one phone call, plus a text message: Brother Chao, return to the company immediately when you return to Shenzhen.
"Lao Tzu was born to work hard, and this seems to be impossible to change. Chen Chao complained in his heart.
So, as soon as he got off the plane, Chen Chao said goodbye to Mr. Xu and Zeng Wei. A person took a taxi to the Dongshan Transportation Company. The entire Dongshan Street seems to be much more deserted than before, and there are few pedestrians on the road, and the crowded scene of people in the past is almost impossible to see, Chen Chao began to wonder in his heart, what happened to him. When the taxi drove through the Jindongshan supermarket, it was supposed to be in the store for emergency renovation, but there was no one in sight, which further increased Chen Chao's doubts.
"Sure enough, there's a problem. Even Kim Dongshan's project was stopped. Chen Chao thought to himself.
Suddenly, a woman sped up and ran across the street. The taxi driver braked suddenly, and the car was only 0.01 cm away from the car, and of course, four minutes later, the woman did not fall in love with our male protagonist. This woman's name is Cao Bi, and Chen Chao also listened to her talking in her sleep when she was drunk in the back, so he knew why he crashed today.
Legend has it that Cao Bi's boyfriend is the public relations manager of a company, and the two met at the company's anniversary, when he was in charge, the whole event, the atmosphere was warm, and finally everyone drank a lot of wine, the woman scratched her head at the dance, and the man was looking for a drunk target. So Snow White and Prince Charming met. Cao Bi appeared in an evening dress that night, and as the hostess of the company's activities, she attracted the attention of all men, especially the pair of half-exposed meat balls, with a slightly powdered pretty face. And the man was dressed in a formal suit, handsome, and humorous words, which made all the women present laugh.
SHAKESPEARE SAID: COMEDY IS TO COMBINE BAD THINGS INTO GOOD THINGS, AND TRAGEDY IS TO BREAK DOWN COMEDY INTO BADTHINGS ONE BY ONE. We Chinese have the theory of the development of things first bitter and then sweet and then bitter, and obviously, the grass girl belongs to the latter. After breaking up, I found out that I was pregnant, and that's not all, I quietly came to the Shenzhen City and gave birth to the child. But the heavens didn't seem to care about her at all. The child is born prematurely and is sent to the oxygen delivery room after birth. He died three days later. And Caobi's mother was afraid that she would be hit, so she didn't sue her. But to this day, the nurse said that she had slipped out. This is where we are today.
"The girl is fine, it doesn't matter if you seek death, don't kill me. The brother was obviously frightened.
"Dude, don't talk like this, the girl must be in a hurry, you see that they are still wearing hospital gowns. Chen Chao also got out of the car. Helped up the grass.
"Wow. It's huge. Chen Chao looked at Cao Bi's towering chest. Surprised.
"Girl, it's all right. "Two men went to help at the same time.
"Damn, I was still scolding just now, and now I'm going to be courteous. Chen Chao said disdainfully in his heart.
It's the weekend, and I finally have a good night's rest. The editor asks for a ticket and asks for a recommendation.