Chapter 8 Give him a little shock

As the weather warms, a cheerful, melodic Latin song quickly spreads around the world.

Even in the Celestial Empire, where football is not very developed, the children in the kindergarten will have been humming in Xu Cheng's ears these days.

"Enough, enough!"

"Oh tired, oh tired, oh tired!"

Several times more popular than "The Lonely Brave", this World Cup theme song "Cup of Life", which is a match made in heaven with football, has always been praised as one of the most widely sung World Cup theme songs.

Its melody is announcing that the passionate summer is coming, and there is the blood-pumping football festival - the World Cup.

The host of this World Cup is France, and the game time is quite shady, Xu Cheng has been planning his plan to stay up late to watch the game in the past few days.

Because I was still young in my previous life, my impression of the 98 World Cup was limited to its theme song, and it was only later that I liked football and realized how exciting the World Cup was that year.

For the first time, it was expanded to 32 teams, with all the top teams participating, and a star-studded event... There are no Messi Ronaldo and these people, this era belongs to Zidane, Ronaldo, Beckham...

There's no reason not to watch it!

But just bet on football or something.,Legal football lottery is thanks to the national football team rushed into the 02 World Cup to launch.,This will not be yet.。

Of course, except for the idea of watching the ball, Xu Cheng spent almost all of the rest of his time selling toys he purchased.

He is doing a serious business, the price of this piece of Tong Su is not deceiving, and the children who sell are also he thinks that the family is quite good, through his unique sales strategy, almost no sales, a few children between a pass, in the kindergarten to sell a fine light.

After lunch that day, Xu Cheng lay on the bed and pretended to sleep for a while, and when Teacher Xiaoyang checked it, he lifted the quilt and pushed the Lin Wan porridge lying next to him.

"Teacher Lamb is gone... Don't pretend to be asleep..."

After pushing for a long time, Lin Wancongee turned around, she rubbed her eyes sleepily, and stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, "I'm sorry... I'm really asleep..."

Originally, the bed arranged by the teacher, Lin Wancongee was not by his side, and Xu Cheng didn't know what method she used to replace the little girl who was lying next to him, and he completed the small achievement of "sharing the bed" with Qingmei so easily.

The two crept out of bed and slipped into the empty classroom.

In the afternoon, the classroom was empty, the few dozen desks and chairs were messily placed, the blackboard and the board books taught by Teacher Xiaoyang to teach arithmetic were not wiped, and the sunlight spilled in through the bright and clean glass of the window, which was warm and quiet.

Secretly shrunk into the gap under the table, Lin Wan's little face flushed, Xu Cheng's heartbeat couldn't help but accelerate, and it sounded extremely clear in the quiet environment, and there was a sense of suffocation that he had done something bad.

He took out a handful of change from his pocket and whispered to Lin Wancongee, "Well, this time we earned a total of 85 yuan from other children, you hold 50% of the shares of Qiangsheng Group, and half of your dividend is 42 yuan 5, but because I want to develop a good habit of paying taxes, I will deduct 2 yuan 5 for you, and finally give you a total of 40 yuan." ”

He handed over the bits and pieces of 40 yuan to Lin Wancongee, Lin Wancongee didn't understand how Xu Cheng calculated, and didn't understand why after some operation, the 50 yuan he contributed suddenly became 10 yuan less and became 40, anyway, she was very happy to receive the money, she folded the money with a sense of accomplishment and put it neatly into her pink purse.

"Xu Cheng, this company is so fun! You're going to make more money than my dad! ”

Xu Chengxiao's face turned red, I'll just treat you as if you were praising me.

"Haha! I've got it! ”

In the quiet classroom, a shrill voice suddenly appeared.

The annoying little fat man Li Qiuyang secretly followed at some point, shaking two big snots, as if he had discovered some big secret, and pointed at Xu Cheng happily.

"Xu Cheng, I'm going to tell Teacher Xiaoyang right away, I'm cheating everyone out of money! You bad boy, you wait to be scolded, Teacher Lamb will never like you again in the future! ”

"Li Qiuyang, what nonsense are you talking about! Xu Cheng didn't cheat money! Lin Wancongee looked very angry, "Xu Cheng is the money he earned from his own business!" ”

"Humph! Who are you fooling? Xu Cheng obviously doesn't even know how to do arithmetic, and he can't do the arithmetic problems assigned by Teacher Xiaoyang last time. ”

"You talk nonsense!"

"Okay, okay...", Xu Cheng stopped the angry Lin Wancongee and looked at Li Qiuyang on the side with a smile, "Are you good at counting?" ”

"Absolutely! I am the arithmetic king of the kindergarten class, and even the little sheep teacher said that the motherland is my hope for the future, and it is much more powerful than yours who pee your pants! Li Qiuyang said proudly.

"Oh, then I'll give you a debut question."

"Seven monkeys in the trees and one monkey in the ground, how many monkeys are there?"

Li Qiuyang snapped his fingers and nodded for a long time, and finally raised his two hands and shouted, "Hmph, it's too simple, it's too simple, do you think it can be difficult for me?" There are eight monkeys in total! ”

"Wrong."

Li Qiuyang's eyes widened in disbelief, and he nodded his fingers and counted, "That's right!" That's eight! ”

Lin Wancongee pulled the corner of Xu Cheng's clothes suspiciously, and whispered in his ear, "Xu Cheng, he's right, 1+7 is equal to 8..."

"To say he's wrong is to be wrong." , Xu Cheng smiled, "There is a monkey riding on the tree, and a monkey underground, obviously there are only two monkeys." ”

It took Li Qiuyang a long time to react, it was not a seven.

"Damn... How so? Li Qiuyang's face was about to bulge into a ball, and he felt as if he had been hit by some strange alien creature in the professional field he was good at, "Don't count!" Not counts! You've got what it takes to get another one! I can't be mistaken! ”

"Okay." , Xu Cheng looked at him with a smile, "Say, there are seven monkeys in the trees and one monkey underground, how many monkeys are there in total?" ”

"Two!" , Li Qiuyang looked at Xu Cheng with a smug expression, "Hmph, do you think I'm a child Xu Cheng?" You told me there was a monkey riding in the tree, don't try to fool me again. ”

"Wrong." , Xu Cheng shook his head, "Seven on the tree, one underground, 1+7 is equal to 8, you can't calculate single digits, and you still say that you are good at counting, it's really weak..."

"Huh? What? Isn't it riding? Damn it! Li Qiuyang seemed to be about to transform into a Super Saiyan, his little face was flushed, his snot was flowing down vigorously, and he sucked hard.

"Damn, I'm pissed off! I'm! Don't count the ones just now, one more! The Arithmetic King won't be easily defeated by the evil Pants Wetting Spirit! ”

"Li Qiuyang, Xu Cheng, Lin Wancongee, what are you three doing in the classroom without taking a nap?"

The classroom door was opened, and the bald male life teacher stood at the door with a straight face, looking at the three children in the classroom with a serious face.

"Woo woo, teacher, Xu Cheng cheated everyone out of their money, and he bullied me!" , Li Qiuyang cried and complained to Teacher Xiaoyang.

"Xu Cheng? Is what Li Qiuyang said true? ”

"I didn't bully him, I didn't cheat money, I just gave him a few calculation problems, and I earned the money myself."