Chapter 42: What are you playing if you don't play the landlord?!
"Lao Tzu lost again." In the humble rental house, Zheng Feilin was so angry that he smashed his fist on the keyboard, "Can these damn top players not give it away, ah?" Send the big dad on the road who has no solution, and if you can't beat it, you can't run away and return the meat to death, how to play? ”
A golden qualifier that hasn't been played for a week!
In order not to let conflicts within the team, he has been swallowing his anger and has not been a high-quality online player in the chat box.
But as a result, I still lost!
The more you think about it, the more angry you get, and the more you take a step back, the more you lose.
No, you have to find a place to vent your emotions!
Zheng Feilin picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the game section of Shark Live, and began to look for his own "prey" in the MOBA section.
First of all, those big anchors and absolute technical stream anchors can't be messed with, they are a little silver rookie, and they don't even necessarily understand the other party's operation, and what they dare to say is overwhelming abuse and a 50-year ban.
Secondly, those popular female anchors are not too easy to provoke, because most of these live broadcast rooms have been fandomized, and the audience has long been completely purified, even if the anchor's skills are poor, it is not right for people, dare to say a bad word, and may even be subjected to cyberbullying.
So the best thing to bully is those little anchors, they don't have so many iron fans, and their own skills may be at the level of fried fish......
After some screening, Zheng Feilin finally found a very inconspicuous room in the dense live broadcast room.
There is no camera, no well-designed UI, no activity, and even no information to play on behalf of the player, so the popularity of playing the game is definitely not very high.
And it just so happens that this anchor just died once, and he is still a girl, so it's better to bully.
The most important thing is that she is still a hateful top laner!
Zheng Feilin cracked and typed: "Just came, why did the anchor die directly?" Why can you be such a dish, why can you be such a dish? Can the top player stop sending it? ”
As soon as this barrage was posted, I heard a female voice full of temperament reply in a very approving tone: "Yes, the earth-shattering food that the anchor died once is being sent." The anchor also hopes that this viewer friend will never die when he plays the game, because if you die more than once, some things will not be saved. What is the thing that can't be saved, with this viewer's years of experience in surfing the Internet, you shouldn't be able to guess it, right? ”
Internet addicted girls are never used to being trolls!
Who dares to find pleasure in her?
is just a barrage with a venting nature, Ruan Min'er directly crackled and almost wrote a small composition!
In the past, when she encountered this kind of barrage, she was patient, and used her superb game understanding to explain as objectively as possible why she died, how much responsibility she had for this death, and whether it could be avoided......
Then it slowly rises to arguments, and finally to quarrels.
But this time, Ruan Min'er remembered Yang Ruoqian's teachings.
Don't take so many detours, don't do so much useless work, and go straight to quarrels!
After some crackling abuse, Ruan Min'er didn't know why, her spirit was better, the operation was smooth, and the self-internal friction in the first few months was completely healed!
Sure enough, Boss Yang is amazing!
The way he said it worked!
And Zheng Feilin, who was in front of the mobile phone screen, was scolded by this ridicule and stayed in front of the screen - he couldn't believe that he had just been severely humiliated by a female anchor who played games!
You can't beat others in a game, and you have to be scolded by the anchor to watch a live broadcast, is this okay?
And the anchor who doesn't show a rank, and doesn't pick up the anchor who plays on behalf of the player, the technology must not be much better!
When I find you making a mistake, you're finished!
Zheng Feilin stared at the screen unconvinced, and soon, Ruan Min'er was buried under the tower under the three of them, adding another number to the death column of his own record.
He immediately typed: "What else does the anchor have to say this time?" Killed under your own tower? Well? Isn't it a dish? Can you stop sending it? ”
Ruan Min'er's reply was faster: "Yes, the anchor hopes that this viewer will start to stop in the spring when playing games in the future, and go to that pestle, you will never die in this life, and you will not send it in this life." If your teammates die, you will deduct the words, let them learn from you, ah, can you hang up in the spring like me, so that you won't die~"
When she said the last sentence, she also had a little tail note.
Without waiting for Zheng Feilin to type out the next round of words, Ruan Min'er sprayed wildly while operating her hero: "When your teammates asked you why you didn't come out when you stood there, you just said oops, so I won't die." When the garbage account that you can't make up two skins in the three regions is blocked, you go to the customer service and say, oops, I'm not hanging up, I just don't want to deliberately give away people's heads. I think it's outrageous, how can someone say such things as if they don't have a brain, and make you wonder if you've ever played this game. ”
Or is this your attitude towards life? In order not to die, just give up all opportunities to struggle? If so, then the anchor can only tell this viewer that this is the end of your life. ”
Zheng Feilin, an Internet addict who has not received much education and spends all day playing games in Internet cafes, has always scolded others with dirty words, greeting some unpleasant words, when have I ever seen this kind of logic clear, methodical, and also raised the game to the yin trick of life, and immediately stupid in place.
Mainly, the live broadcast platform does not give dirty words.
Zheng Feilin couldn't hold back two decent counterattacks at all!
For the first time, he realized how important it was to read, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to scold people on the Internet, where there were so many blocked words.
However, this only aroused Zheng Feilin's fighting spirit even more, he held his breath in his heart, and began to pick thorns, just to let the female anchor who is not playing this game well and has a very hard mouth feel the beating of society.
So, in a live broadcast room that had just started, the only audience and the anchor started a protracted tug-of-war.
"The anchor can even leak this gun truck?"
"It's so hard for you to be able to find out that I missed such a gun carriage in this game. So idle, I guess I haven't found a job, right? ”
Zheng Feilin scolded again: "The anchor flashed QA and took away the other side in one flash, so skill-saving?" Do you want to save until the Spring Festival or save for the next life? What are you playing, so don't hit the road, roll to the bottom and play your little soft auxiliary. ”
"Your game understanding is the same as yours, you can be buried directly, the two soldiers on the opposite side have not been upgraded, it is obvious that he has a teammate who is sharing experience, and someone is ambushing me in the grass behind. It's hard to imagine that a normal human being can fall for this kind of trap with a straight bait and salty trap. Hey, you're not actually a human, but some kind of primate with 54 chromosomes, right? ”
What is a primate with 54 chromosomes?
Zheng Feilin was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly clicked on Baidu to inquire about the meaning of this sentence.
After more than ten seconds, he realized that the female anchor was scolding herself for being a monkey!
What's more, I don't even know what others are scolding these days.
At this time, it was obvious that Ruan Min'er was beaten with a bad record of 1-7, but Zheng Feilin, as the attacker, was repeatedly frustrated, no matter how he sprayed, he could be sprayed back, and even sometimes he felt that what the anchor said seemed to have a little truth!
No, no!
You can't get around!
When Ruan Min'er was once again caught to death by the opponent's four packs, and the record became 1-8, Ruan Min'er didn't seem to be interested in this game anymore, and directly let the hero character walk to the tower by himself, and then opened the fight landlord from the table.
Zheng Feilin, who was scared by Ruan Min'er, subconsciously felt that this could not be some kind of in-game tactic, right?
No!
Zheng Feilin shook off this wrong idea in his mind and slammed: "Then you are hanging up under the tower now, what do you say about playing with the landlord, you can't explain this, right?!" Rotten isn't it, I'll report the negative game directly! ”
"I'm being charged, I don't play the landlord, what are you playing? You tell me, I'll go over and send it? Ruan Min'er called the landlord while talking non-stop, "The opposite side moves faster than me, and can keep people, if I take two more steps, I will die, can't you see?" The brain is similar to the large intestine, but that doesn't mean they can both be used to hold. ”
"And negative games, please take a look at my teammates, it's 0-20, you don't report them for negative games, report me for negative games? The anchor is still the same sentence, it's okay to vent, but please don't excrete, it's really unqualified. ”
Please do not excrete......
In the end, Zheng Feilin, who had been scolded for half an hour, finally couldn't bear the humiliation, and showed his last hole card in annoyance: "What the anchor said is good, dare to show your rank, and see which ward is the master?" ”
Ruan Min'er threw out the last Wang Fang in her hand, and after easily winning tens of thousands of happy beans, she opened her record page very casually and clicked on her master icon: "The top of the canyon is extraordinary bronze, are you satisfied?" Anyway, in the eyes of people like you, everyone is bronze, right? ”
Guan Feimu has left the live broadcast room.
Leave in shame!
But this does not mean that Zheng Feilin has admitted defeat.
"Little soft, huh?"
"I can't scold you, I called my brother to scold together, and I still don't believe it! Tomorrow there is a kind of you who will start broadcasting! ”
……
In the office, the two people who had been monitoring Ruan Min'er's live broadcast in the background were almost laughing.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect this girl to look delicate and weak, and she is really unambiguous when she scolds people!" Chang Zhiqing laughed while holding her chest in order not to let herself tremble too obviously, "No wonder no one watched her live broadcast......"
After this live broadcast, except for Guan Feimu, who sprayed with Ruan Min'er, there were no other viewers at all.
Yang Ruoqian was also very happy to watch, but he still forcibly held back a smile and said seriously:
"Don't talk nonsense, she is justified and respects the facts!"
is indeed too respectful of the facts, the audience watches a live broadcast, and they can't see the anchor killing all sides, they can't see the anchor's wonderful operation, and even the anchor will be scolded speechless.
From the visual to the spiritual double grievance.
Where's the positive feedback?!
How popular is such an anchor!