Big Mushroom [Emoticons]
Shen Qingqing looked at the barrage synchronized by the system in his consciousness, and didn't know why......
When you look at it, you can see that there is a villain dancing in front of you.
Red, green, yellow, white, villains of all colors, twisting and twisting in front of her, and even bring their own music.
"If you had to do it all over again, would you love me~"
Shen Qingqing was puzzled, and wanted to reach out to grab a villain to take a look, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he died of laughter, and he couldn't catch it at all.
Poke with your fingers!
Missed the poke!
The villain is also very arrogant and danced collectively to dodge!
Shen Qingqing blinked, turned his head to look at Lu Nanzheng, who had a cold face next to him.
That handsome face had a layer of colorful filters added to Shen Qingqing's eyes, and not only that, but there was also a string of mushrooms dancing around Lu Nanzheng's head hand in hand.
Jumping and jumping, there was also the largest one standing in Lu Nanzheng's crotch, twisting and dancing towards Shen Qingqing.
Dancing and singing: "Big mushrooms, small mushrooms, let's coo together~"
The tone of Michelle Ice City sounds a little bit high.
Shen Qingqing's mind was dizzy now, and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he stared at the mushroom and sang along.
"Big Mushroom~"
Lu Nanzheng: ?
The barrage is crazy.
[What is Shen Qingqing talking about]
[I'm not mistaken, she stared at Teacher Lu...... What do you say about big mushrooms? ใ
[The speed is a little fast, let me get off!] ใ
The staff was also stupid, but after a closer look, Shen Qingqing's face was flushed, and they all thought that she was talking nonsense after drinking too much.
Unexpectedly, Shen Qingqing actually smiled: "It's really big!" โ
Lu Nanzheng's brows were furrowed, and his voice was cold, with full deterrence: "Shen Qingqing! โ
But the tips of his red ears showed his shame at this time.
The system sensed the fluctuation of Lu Nanzheng's mental power, thinking that the world was about to collapse in advance, and was so frightened that he screamed wildly in Shen Qingqing's consciousness.
System: [Shen Qingqing, what are you doing!!] He's the male lead! You don't want to live anymore?! ใ
was so anxious that he even changed the name of the host, but the system couldn't stop Shen Qingqing, who drank wine and ate mushrooms.
The current Shen Qingqing has his own hegemonic body, and he is not afraid of anything.
The audience in the barrage is terrible!
ใ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ What's the situationใ
[How did a good person suddenly go crazy]
[I knew this was a scheming, teasing Teacher Lu's popularity? The sisters rushed her! ใ
[Wait!] Wait a minute! The other guests don't seem to be right! ใ
Shen Qingqing only smiled when he stared at the crotch cat, and he was still talking about big mushrooms and small mushrooms.
Even Jiang Meng sat on the chair with his eyes blurred, staring at the air in a daze as if he was watching a movie.
Wen Xie Xing slapped her, Jiang Meng also raised his finger and pouted on his lips: "Be quiet, watch the movie well!" โ
Qi Xiu was even more terrifying, and he collapsed directly on the chair and foamed at the mouth!
The staff of the entire program team were frightened, and rushed up in a hurry, and the camera was chaotic for a while.
The audience was going to be shaken by the flying shots.
But it's good to die, and the camera that was put aside by the cameraman is facing Shen Qingqing.
Shen Qingqing's little face was red, his hands were covering his cheeks, his eyes were looking at Lu Nanzheng, and he kept smiling at his aunt.
Lu Nanzheng was angry and fierce, and the eyes that stared at Shen Qingqing could make a hole in her head!
In the end, all the guests were directly packed and sent to the hospital by the program team.
But even so, the live broadcast has not yet been turned off, which makes the audience sigh at the dedication of the program team.
in a hospital ward.
The live broadcast camera was facing Shen Qingqing on the hospital bed.
Shen Qingqing was holding a hanging needle in one hand, and the other hand was still touching in the air: "It's awkward, it's awkward, let's change the song." โ
Then, the audience looked at Shen Qingqing and frowned dissatisfiedly: "This song is not good, cut the song!" โ
[Also cut the song!] I don't even know if I'm hallucinating when I'm poisoned! ใ
[I was stunned for a moment when the doctor said that I had eaten poisonous mushrooms just now]
[The pot of the program group has not been washed]
[But from another point of view, I won't get the funniest joke of the year if I don't eat poisonous mushrooms hahaha]
ใโฆโฆ Hell Jokesใ
Shen Qingqing saw that the words on the barrage all had villains, and the system broke out in a cold sweat and frantically scanned Shen Qingqing's body.
System: [Shen Qingqing, are you okay?] ใ
Shen Qingqing: [I'm fine, why don't I shake one for you?] ใ
System: It's over, the poison hasn't metabolized yet.
It's a sin to have such a host!
At the same time, another bed in the same ward.
Jiang Meng was staring at the ceiling in a daze, and said that he was watching a movie.
The assistant director was going crazy, so he hid outside the ward and contacted the director to ask what to do.
After all, the guests ate poisonous mushrooms, it must be that the program team did not review the ingredients effectively, and this pot couldn't run away.
But now the whole thing is in chaos, people are turning on their backs, and the deputy director doesn't know how to end it.
It's simply the most chaotic and unremarkable live love drama ever!
But because of this poisonous mushroom, this season's famous love drama scene was born, and with the popularity of the emoji warm-up, it directly rushed to the hot search!
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There are four hot searches in a row, and the netizen comments at the bottom are even more varied.
[I just watched the live broadcast, and I laughed to death, friends, the tragic facts tell us not to eat mushrooms blindly! ] ใ
[Hahahaha laughs to death]
[Red umbrella umbrella white pole pole after eating together lying board ~]
[I sang it!] But the funniest thing is the part where Shen Qingqing's pipe teacher called Big Mushroom, I repeated it several times, and I laughed at me]
[Although I also know that this is not appropriate, but it is really funny, after so many years, who dares to speak to Teacher Lu like this]
[Shen Qingqing, she did it! ] Although only because of eating poisonous mushrooms]
[But I'm shallow to this cp, she's messing around, he's ...... Uh, he's holding his breath, hahahaha]
[The sisters upstairs leave a stutter for the giant panda, hahahaha! ] ใ
Now Shen Qingqing is still lying down and fighting against the swinging villain, and the system can only watch the barrage by itself.
I was very emotional when I watched it.
It never thought that the amateur anchor who had been criticized before would suddenly get out of the circle with sand sculptures?
What about irrational fans who say yes?
What about the good poison only?
Why don't you spray Shen Qingqing when you're staring at your crotch?
The system is just a system, it can't figure it out!
Although tonight's live broadcast is full of problems, it has really raised the popularity of the live broadcast of Lian Zong to a higher level, and the topic and popularity remain high.
As one of the guests, Lu Nanzheng leaned against the door of the ward, looking at Shen Qingqing, who was already asleep on the hospital bed, and couldn't help but tighten his brows.
She is simply the most noisy girl Lu Nanzheng has ever seen in his life!
But Shen Qingqing was not honest even when he fell asleep, the quilt was kicked in the corner of the bed, and he was muttering in his dreams.
Shen Qingqing: [Beautiful Woman...... Feed me this...... Good fragrance ......ใ
Lu Nanzheng listened to Shen Qingqing's heart, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped.
Eat your uncle!
The system trembled and hid in Shen Qingqing's sea of knowledge, watching Lu Nanzheng pick up the quilt on the corner of the bed for Shen Qingqing with an angry face, ready to cover her.
The system trembled just by looking at it: [...... The male protagonist of this world is so scary, Shen Qingqing, wake up quickly, don't let me bear the anger of the male protagonist alone! His mental power fluctuated so terrifyingly! ใ
But Shen Qingqing, who was asleep, didn't know it, and even smashed it in his mouth.
Shen Qingqing: [Beauty, your waist is really thin......]
Lu Nanzheng's hand holding the quilt froze in the air, and simply threw it directly on Shen Qingqing, covering his face.
made the fans who were originally going to call Mr. Lu so gentle, and suddenly shut up.
Shen Qingqing's face was completely covered with a white quilt, and the whole thing looked like a white cloth scene.
Lu Nanzheng glanced at her, and with a sense of relief that "you deserve it", he turned his head and left.
The audience who originally wanted to brush up on the live broadcast room also dispelled their thoughts.
How to say it, Lu Nanzheng's reaction is in line with his upright character for so many years.
But it's the first time to be so rude to a girl.
Normal, but not so normal.
The most important thing is that anyone with eyes can see that Lu Nanzheng is obviously bored with Shen Qingqing.
After all, I was molested like that by a female guest in the live broadcast......
Lu Nanzheng doesn't look like an old cadre in appearance and dress, but his thinking is quite conservative, and old fans know it.
He definitely couldn't accept being said in public by Shen Qingqing.
Whoever still messes around in this situation is really good to rely on.
However, the more in this case, the more curious everyone is about the "so big" that Shen Qingqing sees from his perspective, how big is it?
[Although I know that it is not appropriate to say this......]
[Ahem, I know what you want to say, sister]
[Shen Qingqing hasn't woken up yet, and Teacher Lu is still unhappy, but I, well, ......]
[Why did the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty fall apart! ] ใ
[Just ...... Want to know how big Shen Qingqing's perspective is? (covers face)ใ
As soon as the barrage came out, all the viewers who were squatting in the live broadcast room focused on Lu Nanzheng...... Crotch.
Coincidentally, as soon as Lu Nanzheng turned around, he turned around just right to avoid the camera and take care of Qi Xiu.
Yeats sat in the middle of Jiang Meng and Shen Qingqing's hospital beds, taking care of two people at the same time.
At this moment, Shen Qingqing under the quilt was a little uncomfortable because his face was covered, and he snorted twice.
Yeats hurriedly lifted the quilt: "Shen Qingqing, are you uncomfortable?" โ
Shen Qingqing closed his eyes and said twice as if he was talking in a dream: "Lu Nanzheng...... When I have money, I will hire the most awesome Chinese medicine ...... for you."
Yeats's expression suddenly seemed to have been struck by lightning.
What did she hear?
Is this really a secret she can listen to?
Yeats hurriedly glanced back at Lu Nanzheng, for fear that he would be killed in the next second.
However, Lu Nanzheng was busy taking care of Qi Xiu now, and he didn't hear Shen Qingqing still thinking about his waist when he fell asleep, and his expression looked quite normal.
But Yeats looked at Shen Qingqing's eyes with a little weirdness: No wonder an amateur anchor can participate in this kind of live broadcast of love drama, it turns out that there is a backstage?
Shen Qingqing, who was asleep, had no idea what was going on outside.
Even because the system system helped detoxify, I couldn't wake up from my sleep.
In Shen Qingqing's sea of knowledge, the white light group of the system folded his hands and chanted frantically: [Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Shen Qing is awake, can't you wake up!] ใ
Shen Qingqing, who was in a daze, slowly opened his eyes: "The system ...... Don't read it, you can go and learn the scriptures......"
Yeats first looked surprised, and then touched Shen Qingqing's forehead: "You are awake, you have drunk to the hospital, and you are still drinking?" โ
She listened to the system as wine, and Shen Qingqing realized that she had accidentally said it just now.
Shen Qingqing sat up while listening to the system tell her the ins and outs of things in her consciousness.
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Yeats also said with a teasing voice: "You were really shocking yesterday." โ
Shen Qingqing could only laugh dryly: "General, the main thing is that the quality needs to be reduced." โ
Yeats had never seen anyone talk like this, and for a moment he didn't know how to answer.
Shen Qingqing looked left and right, except for the two sick numbers that were also damaged in the hands of the poisonous mushroom, Wen Xie Xing was lying beside Qi Xiu's bed and hadn't woken up yet.
And Jiang Meng still sat on the hospital bed and looked up at the white ceiling, watching TV all the way to see the appearance above.
System: [You have me to help you detoxify, so you woke up early, but Jiang Meng is still metabolizing, and it is estimated that it will take another day. ใ
Shen Qingqing: [That's not good, she's the heroine! ] ใ
Although the cause of the incident was a poisonous mushroom, it has already happened, so we have to think about how to remedy it.
Shen Qingqing and Yeats were next to Jiang Meng, and Shen Qingqing patted Jiang Meng: "What are you looking at?" โ
Jiang Meng raised a finger: "Shhh, I'm watching an action movie." โ
But who would have thought that two bright red nosebleeds slowly flowed out of Jiang Meng's nostrils.
Shen Qingqing: ?
Yeats:?
Is your action movie the kind of serious action movie?
Judging by the amount of nosebleeds you have, it should only be the kind of performance by two people and the scene is particularly single, right?
Shen Qingqing and Yeats glanced at each other, and then Shen Qingqing's first reaction was to turn off the live camera.
The image of the heroine can't be ruined like this!
But it was too late, and the barrage was really shocked.
[What did I just hear? ใ
[Sure enough, people who go to bed late have melons to eat, I really didn't expect Goddess Jiang Meng to be such a goddess hahaha]
[The main reason is that Shen Qingqing and Yeats looked at each other and made me laugh to death]
[Help, am I really watching Lian Zong? ] ใ
Shen Qingqing reluctantly accepted his fate: It's not that my sister doesn't help you, it's that your mouth is too fast.
Fortunately, because it was already late, and everyone knew what to see in the ward when the guests entered the hospital, most of the audience retreated.
Only a small number of fans stayed in the live broadcast room to squat on the latest news.
Now Jiang Meng's fans' hearts are about to break, such a pure and beautiful goddess, in their hearts, the goddess's fart is strawberry-flavored, how can she have a nosebleed in public!
Or in front of Shen Qingqing, a scheming!
She must not secretly laugh to death?
Jiang Mengwei fans were so angry that they couldn't sleep.
But Shen Qingqing took a tissue and carefully wiped Jiang Meng's nosebleed, and his focused and serious appearance turned out to be a little Su.
Although Shen Qingqing's appearance is glamorous, he has just gotten up from the hospital bed, his hair is untidy, his clothes are a little messy, and the whole person looks like a lazy girl.
The slender and white fingers took the tissue and bent down to wipe Jiang Meng's nosebleed.
It's the extent that people can call my sister not to wipe the nosebleed, wipe me!
Yeats watched from the side and swallowed his saliva subconsciously.
A small wave of Yan Kong, who hadn't slept yet, suddenly swiped the screen.
[Sister kill me, I can look good! ] ใ
[Jiang Meng x Shen Qingqing yyds! ใ
[Wait a minute, Yeats's eyes give me the feeling that she is going to join the battle too]
[What's going on with this season's love show! ] The female guests are about to start a love triangle, and the male guests are still holding them one by one]
[Hahaha If the male guest doesn't rush again, the female guest will finish self-digestion]
[ummm: Isn't this because it's only the second day of the live broadcast today?] ใ
[There are so many stalks the next day, I'm chasing this season! ] ใ
What was said in the barrage, Shen Qingqing actually didn't care much.
What she cared about was her mission.
is the Jiang Meng in front of him who is watching TV with his head up like a little fool.
Shen Qingqing coaxed softly after wiping the nosebleed: "Jiang Meng, don't watch it, you can watch the film at any time, you can't watch it if your eyes are bad, let's sleep." โ
Jiang Meng blinked, as if she was sure that Shen Qingqing's words were to her.
Jiang Meng, who has always been well-behaved and sweet, raised a sweet smile: "Hmm! Then I'll sleep! โ
Then pull up the quilt and cover it and lie flat on your body.
The live barrage suddenly brushed up a slot.