SpongeBob SquarePants

Out of fear of the male protagonist, the system finally didn't dare to tell Shen Qingqing that Lu Nanzheng had covered her with a quilt, it was afraid that Shen Qingqing would be scared.

Shen Qingqing didn't think much about it: [System, seriously, the female protagonist is like this, and the male protagonist doesn't come to accompany him, which is not good]

The system replied: [Uh-huh, I suggest you try to get the male and female protagonists together to cultivate their feelings first? ] 】

Shen Qingqing: [Not only must we cultivate feelings, but also treat Lu Nanzheng's waist, otherwise Jiang Meng will still run even if we are together]

System: [...... Why did you think that the heroine cheated because ...... Uh......]

Shen Qingqing: [This is just a reasonable guess, why don't you tell me about the individual possibility?] 】

The system could not refute it, so it could only default to the direction of Shen Qingqing's task.

After all, judging from the plot of the original book in its hand, a large part of the reason why Jiang Meng could run was indeed because Lu Nanzheng kept a distance from her and didn't touch her.

……

The hospital stayed all night.

I don't know if it's because the heroine was born with an aura, even if there is no system bonus, her recovery speed is very fast.

Even faster than a young and vigorous young man like Qi Xiu.

As soon as the day dawned, Jiang Meng was already acting as usual.

Jiang Meng shook her head and asked Shen Qingqing, who poured water for her: "Sister Shen Qingqing...... I...... How can I drink too much, my head is dizzy......"

Shen Qingqing tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Normal, you watched the movie too late yesterday." ”

Jiang Meng: ?

She was stunned for a moment, and then she didn't know what picture she remembered, and her face turned red.

Shen Qingqing handed over the water at just the right temperature: "It's not a big problem, it's just that I ate poisonous mushrooms." ”

Jiang Meng reacted at this time, as if he had eaten unfried mushrooms yesterday and was poisoned.

But as the heroine's sense of fraternity, Jiang Meng immediately cared about the objects she would cheat on in the future: "Lu ...... Is Mr. Lu okay? ”

After asking, it seemed that he realized that it was a little bad, and added two more names: "What about Teacher Wen and Qi Xiu?" ”

Shen Qingqing used his thumb to compare Qi Xiu, who was still lying on the hospital bed and falling asleep: "I haven't woken up yet, Teacher Wen went out to call the doctor, Teacher Lu ......"

[Maybe it's to make up for the waist.] 】

Shen Qingqing didn't dare to say this, but he was happy in his heart.

But it was such a coincidence that Lu Nanzheng and Wen Xie Xing followed the doctor and just entered the door.

Lu Nanzheng's originally calm expression suddenly undercurrentd, and his eyes couldn't wait to poke a few big holes directly on Shen Qingqing's body.

Wen Xie Xing smiled as always: "Shen Qingqing, the doctor is here, let the doctor check you out." ”

Lu Nanzheng's face was expressionless: "If there is no problem with your body, you will go back and continue to record the show." ”

The doctor probably also knew who was the biggest, and he was the first to go to Jiang Meng.

Shen Qingqing looked at Jiang Meng, who was cooperating with the inspection, and couldn't help but feel uneasy: "It's not suitable, right?" The guest has just been admitted to the hospital, Jiang Meng can't take care of it? ”

Lu Nanzheng looked at Shen Qingqing, who was speaking for Jiang Meng, and frowned slightly.

But before he could speak, Jiang Meng had already taken the initiative to speak with red eyes and a guilty face: "I'm not so squeamish, if I delay the progress of the show because I am alone, then I will be too guilty." ”

There were two or three barrages in the barrage, all of which were black fans scolding Jiang Meng, green tea, white lotus and the like.

Shen Qingqing was not happy when he saw it.

What green tea and white lotus, this is clearly an empathetic little baby!

Jiang Meng looked at Lu Nanzheng, with a pitiful look: "I am very dedicated." ”

She knew that Lu Nanzheng liked people with rules and principles the most.

Lu Nanzheng's eyebrows moved, his jaw tightened, and he looked like he was thinking.

Shen Qingqing originally wanted to argue with reason, but when he saw the interaction between the male and female protagonists, he suddenly felt that it was not impossible to continue the show like this.

The female protagonist with a disease is more likely to arouse the male protagonist's desire to protect!

Aren't novels and TV series all developed like that?

Shen Qingqing immediately changed his tone and agreed to continue the show, but only if he was sure that the guest's body could bear it.

Lu Nanzheng looked at Shen Qingqing's eyes full of small abacus, and snorted faintly from his nose.

Others didn't notice, but Wen Xie Xing did.

The doctor examined everyone and found that although the mushrooms were poisonous and not fried, everyone didn't eat much, and they were all young and strong young people, so they basically recovered overnight.

As long as it's not a physical job of going up and down the mountain, it's basically not a problem to participate in a show.

When he got this reply, the assistant director's tears were about to fall, and he held the doctor's hand and thanked him.

These are all stars in the entertainment industry, and he can't afford to deal with anyone who has problems.

Something like a poisonous mushroom, he took his head and promised that it wouldn't happen a second time!

Before the official start of the live broadcast on the third day, the program team officially issued an apology statement on the official blog.

The guests also reposted and attached a Weibo to appease fans.

Only Shen Qingqing is a maverick.

Qingqing is not gentle:// There are risks in eating mushrooms, please be sure to pay attention to the mushrooms before starting!

This Weibo is combined with the mushroom song she sang staring at her crotch during the previous live broadcast.

Netizens were suddenly not calm.

[Grass, Shen Qingqing's speed is a little too fast]

【??? Don't you say I didn't expect it, the wheel of the car pressed my face]

[I didn't think about it in that direction yet]

[Hahahahaha 】

[It's over, I can't even look at the word mushroom anymore!] 】

[It's all to blame on Shen Qingqing! 】

#蘑菇有风险#

The mushroom cars brought up by Shen Qingqing, one by one, began to soar wildly on the avenue!

How hi netizens are, Shen Qingqing doesn't care.

The system looked at those comments and simply didn't look at them.

But Shen Qingqing seemed to know nothing, and happily returned to the base camp with the program team who was discharged!

Although the show was broadcast live as usual again, the deputy director felt guilty and was particularly "magnanimous" to these six guests. ”

The deputy director personally brought the fruit plate and asked with a smile: "Are you still feeling unwell now?" ”

Shen Qingqing took an orange in his left hand and two large bananas in his right hand, and the first one replied: "No." ”

The orange was in his hand, and the banana was handed to Jiang Meng, and he secretly glanced at it.

The meaning of that look is: Don't eat it yourself, get one for Lu Nanzheng.

Jiang Meng was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes were a little grateful.

Lu Nanzheng's favorite fruit is bananas, is she helping herself with an assist?

Thinking that Shen Qingqing probably liked her, so Aiwu and Wu wanted to help her chase Lu Nanzheng, Jiang Meng's guilt towards Shen Qingqing went to the next level.

When Jiang Meng was chasing the assistant director to deliver the fruit plate, Jiang Meng secretly whispered in Shen Qingqing's ear: "Thank you." ”

Shen Qingqing smiled and replied in a low voice, "You're welcome." ”

The heads of the two people were very close to each other, and their hair was about to be entangled, but fortunately, everyone's attention was on the assistant director, and the audience did not see this scene.

It's just Lu Nanzheng, who glanced at Shen Qingqing.

The system immediately trembled: [Shen Qingqing, the male protagonist is glaring at you again! ] 】

Shen Qingqing immediately sat upright: [Look at how scared you are, what are you afraid of him doing, isn't he a more possessive male protagonist in the world? ] 】

The system found that Lu Nanzheng's spiritual power fluctuated violently, and he screamed in fright: [Ahhhhhhhh 】

Shen Qingqing glanced back at Lu Nanzheng, wondering how this person usually looked quite quiet and calm, how could he fluctuate at every turn under his calm appearance?

Look at her little system that scares the hell!

Lu Nanzheng met Shen Qingqing's gaze, and at that moment, the system watched Lu Nanzheng's disgust for Shen Qingqing float to 5, and then fell back to 0......

The little heart of the system almost jumped out.

Confirmed the eyes, the male protagonist of this world is a person who Tongzi can't fathom!

Shen Qingqing looked at Jiang Meng and handed the banana to Lu Nanzheng like a love letter.

But Lu Nanzheng didn't seem to have a good hand, and he didn't know how to take the bananas when they were handed to him.

also refused with an indifferent face: "No, this banana looks a bit like a mushroom, and I can't eat it." ”

I couldn't eat these three words, as if I was biting my back molars.

Jiang Meng was stunned for a moment, and then didn't know what to think, and retracted his hand with a red face.

Lu Nanzheng gave Shen Qingqing a look, then picked up a glass of warm water and drank it.

Even Shen Qingqing felt as if he was deliberately saying it to himself.

Pouting in his heart, Shen Qingqing quietly peeled the orange and watched the barrage that exploded.

The word mushroom is like a key word, and it is easy to touch the audience's tense nerves.

Especially these two words were said by Lu Nanzheng himself, and the effect was even different.

[Oops, oops, oops! Yesterday it was a mushroom, today it is a banana, will I still be able to look at these two things in the future? 】

[Laughing at me, I knew that Mr. Lu wasn't driving on purpose, but I still couldn't help but want to be crooked]

[I confess! 】

[Put an electronic wooden fish, if you want to be crooked, you can knock to restore merit]

[I'm knocking! 】

Shen Qingqing looked at the endless barrage of these riotous words, and stuffed orange petals into his mouth with great interest.

It seems that the audience is still a little less knowledgeable, what is this, she still has a faster car.

As a person who almost entered the forbidden world to be the heroine, Shen Qingqing's training for such a long time was not done in vain, and no one understands a man's heart better than her!

The assistant director also said good things to the guests in front of the camera, and comforted them all kindly.

After handing out the fruits in the fruit bowl, he slowly announced today's "task": "In view of everyone's physical need to rest, we don't need to go out today, just do some interesting games in the yard." ”

Shen Qingqing threw the orange peel into the trash and crossed his legs to wait for the director to announce the rules of the game.

The first game is to have the guests sit in a circle, clap their hands in turn, and say something that they must have done, but don't know if others have done it.

And the next person, no matter what the previous person said, must pick up "I did/I did", and then say something that you must have done, but don't know what others have done or not, to pick up the next person.

Until someone can't hold back and says "I haven't done it", it will be considered a thunderstorm.

After listening to this rule, Shen Qingqing sighed in his heart: [What kind of game is this, like I have been thick-skinned and directly said that I have done it all, then I will be invincible]

The corners of the system's mouth twitched: [I can see it......]

What it wanted to say was that it could see that Shen Qingqing was thick-skinned.

But what he didn't expect was that Qi Xiu grabbed his hair, and his face was imperative: "Then what's this, I'll just say that I've done it all!" ”

Shen Qingqing looked at her mouth and secretly gave Qi Xiu an affirmative look.

But who would have thought that Qi Xiu would actually stare at Shen Qingqing for a few seconds, and then ......

cheekily squeezed to the position next to Shen Qingqing!

Shen Qingqing glanced at him.

Qi Xiu seemed to have been exposed to some secret, and with red ears, he stretched out his hand to push Shen Qingqing to sit on a chair: "Look at it!" I've never seen such a handsome idol as me, have you? ”

Shen Qingqing dodged Qi Xiu's claws very flexibly, and then left the words in a straight voice, and sat down directly.

Qi Xiu held his breath, sat beside Shen Qingqing, and deliberately moved to the side, holding his arms and not looking at her.

The distance between him and Shen Qingqing was like a sea trench.

This performance looks like how much you dislike Shen Qingqing and how much you dislike Shen Qingqing.

[Hahahaha, the stupid goose can really laugh me to death]

[Joy is the real hammer]

[Sisters, why don't you knock this pair! ] 】

[Can anyone remind the stupid goose, he can't catch up with the cp in the love drama like this! ] 】

[If it is someone else who is not allowed, Shen Qingqing, it is estimated that it will not work hahaha]

Shen Qingqing looked at the barrage, and then looked at Qi Xiu who was sitting next to him: "Do you have good ears?" ”

Qi Xiu looked at Shen Qingqing with a ghostly expression, like a fried dog: "What do you mean?" ”

Shen Qingqing was happy: "You sit too far, I'm afraid you can't hear what I say clearly." ”

Qi Xiu was instantly dumbfounded, and the corners of his eyes and eyebrows were obviously smiling, but he reluctantly moved the chair to Shen Qingqing's side for a few centimeters, looking like he had to compromise: "...... Is that okay? ”

Shen Qingqing looked at this fool and shook his head to stop looking at him.

Shen Qingqing: [It's over, I think he's too close to me and it's easy to infect mentally retarded ......]

System: [I think too]

From an angle that no one could see, the corners of Lu Nanzheng's mouth were actually slightly upturned.

The other guests also felt that this game was quite friendly compared to running all over the forest and digging the soil, and they all sat in line with laughter and waited for the game to start.

The first one to sit was Yeats.

Now the seats on the field are clear at a glance.

Yeats, Jiang Meng, Shen Qingqing, Qi Xiu, Wen Xiexing, Lu Nanzheng.

Then he was picked up from Lu Nanzheng and returned to Yeats.

Shen Qingqing wanted to frown when he looked at this location.

Shen Qingqing: [System, the heroine is not very supportive, why doesn't she sit directly next to Lu Nanzheng? ] 】

System: [She tried, but Lu Nanzheng pulled Wen Xie Xing to sit]

Shen Qingqing looked sideways at Wen Xie Xing, who was talking to Qi Xiu with a smile, and suddenly had a bold idea.

Shen Qingqing: [Do you say that the male protagonist will ......]

The system quickly replied loudly: "No! Don't think about weird stuff anymore! This is the world of romance! Entertainment industry text! 】

Shen Qingqing hurriedly reassured her of the white light cluster in the sea of knowledge: [Okay, I know, I know, don't think about it, and then I will continue to match when I have another chance]

glanced at Lu Nanzheng again, and Shen Qingqing found that Lu Nanzheng was looking at him, so he smiled casually to show his friendliness.

Lu Nanzheng turned his eyes away in disgust.

Let Shen Qingqing smack him hard in his heart.

Shen Qingqing: [When your wife runs away, you will know how important your mother is! ] 】

This time it was the turn of the system to appease Shen Qingqing.

But Lu Nanzheng pulled the corners of his mouth with a smile, leaned on the back of the chair and raised a long leg, looking full of aura.

How did the barrage praise Lu Nan for being handsome, Shen Qingqing refuted it in his heart.

The assistant director saw that everyone was already seated, so he asked Yeats to prepare for the start.

Yeats looked at the camera, then looked at Jiang Meng, who was sitting next to her, and clapped his hands rhythmically: "That...... Go into the women's bathroom. ”

Jiang Meng continued: "I've done it." He looked at Shen Qingqing again, and gave a title quite friendly: "Eat hot pot." ”

Shen Qingqing: "I did. ”

It's not fun to say that everyone is so friendly!

Shen Qingqing looked at Qi Xiu and smiled: "Wear SpongeBob SquarePants patterned underwear." ”

Qi Xiu: ?