Chapter Twenty-Three: Cultural Differences Kill People

In the cold night wind, a rude and savage voice suddenly sounded, breaking the normal atmosphere of the banquet hall.

There is no need to look back, Lin Taiping also knows who this uninvited guest is, and Mr. Cohen immediately shook his head with embarrassment: "No, I didn't invite Edward, he came by himself." ”

Almost at the same time, Edward, who had come uninvited, had already swaggered into the banquet hall.

With his head held high, he spit out a choking smoke ring, and raised his chin arrogantly: "Little white face, and Cohen, you two didn't invite me, don't you think I'm a nobleman?"

"How come?" Lin Taiping was not angry at all, but smiled kindly, revealing eight snow-white teeth, "Mr. Edward, in fact, I have always wanted to send you an invitation, but considering that your face has been swollen recently, I thought you had no face to see people." ”

I have to admit that when it comes to complaining, probably all the people present add up, and they can't compare to Lin Taiping alone.

So for a moment, Edward's face became ugly, but after a few seconds, he suddenly seemed to think of something, and laughed like a crow, "By the way, I suddenly remembered that you were attacked in the shopping street a few days ago, and you almost affected a few children, this is really ...... Quack, really, really, so unfortunate!"

Damn bastard!Christine immediately clenched her fists in anger, if it wasn't for Lin Taiping to stop her, she would have immediately raised the red wine bottle on the table next to her and directly exploded the head of this despicable bastard.

However, it seemed that Edward was clearly ignoring this threat, especially in public, so he smiled even more unscrupulously, and even the few bodyguards standing behind him showed a hideous smile.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the banquet hall was extremely strange, and seeing that the conflict between the two sides was about to break out, Earl Simmons hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Dear Lin, I heard that you are holding a banquet this time to promote a new totem tattoo?"

"New totem? Before Lin Taiping could answer, Edward sneered in a weird manner, "Lord Simmons, you are too kind and easy to be deceived, be careful, there are many liars these days, maybe just take an ordinary totem and package it, and sell it several times higher." ”

"Really?" Lin Taiping was not angry, and touched his chin with a smile, "Mr. Edward, you are not a worm in my stomach, how do you know what totem tattoo I am going to launch?"

"I'm just reminding, just a little reminder. Edward's eyes narrowed sinisterly: "Brother, I don't doubt your character, but I have always had a doubt, such a good ...... as you"

Bang! Before he could finish speaking, a hard fist slammed into his left eye socket!

Without warning, this scene came without warning, all the nobles present were completely stupid, Edward was even more star-populated, his face was sluggish and covered with bruised left eye, he was dizzy for a while, and he couldn't react at all-

How could it be? Damn, I didn't even have time to say anything, I didn't even set up a well-prepared trap, and that little white face dared to hit me directly, and it was in full view!

Bang! Before the words fell, another punch slammed over, this time hitting the right eye socket, but the two eyes were symmetrical.

Finally completely woken up, Edward covered his eyes and screamed back, and suddenly screamed hysterically: "Damn! Damn little white face, you dare to hit me?"

"It's you who hit!" Lin Taiping withdrew his fist casually, and blew into his fist, "In my life, what I hate the most is what others say about me...... Christine, beat him to death!"

Christine couldn't wait for a long time, and when she heard this, her eyes lit up, and she picked up two red wine bottles and rushed up, and several of Edward's bodyguards wanted to come up to block them, but after two muffled bangs, they flew out directly upside down and hit the wall.

Finally realizing that this was not a joke, Edward was about to flee in panic, but before he could turn around, Christine had already picked up a stool and smashed it unceremoniously, directly knocking him to his knees......

This scene happened in an instant, and dozens of nobles and celebrities did not react, so they opened their eyes wide in amazement, watching Christine wield all kinds of murder weapons, beating poor Edward to the point of vomiting blood and rolling on the ground, until in the end even his whole body was bent like a prawn.

Moved to tears, Viscount Ford and Earl Simmons burst into tears, and suddenly decided to withdraw all the compliments just now, is this still the gentle and elegant beauty, this is simply a monster that eats people and does not spit out bones!

For a moment, Edward was heard screaming, "No! damn bastard, how dare you ...... What the hell are you looking at, Lord Ford, to see him insulting a nobleman?

The protest was ineffective, Christine beat her more fiercely, and the Marquis of Ford finally couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted with a few coughs: "Lin, I don't know what grievances you have with Mr. Edward, but beating a nobleman in public, your rude behavior is obviously unforgivable!"

"Lord Marquis, I am doing this precisely because of my status as a nobleman. Lin Taiping spread his hand with a smile, but stretched out his hand to point at Edward, "Do you know? He insulted me to my face just now, as a nobleman from the East, how can I accept this kind of insult?"

"Insults, are there?" Viscount Ford looked puzzled, and dozens of nobles and celebrities looked at each other, and said to himself, Why didn't we hear any insults, as if Edward just said that he was as good as you......

"That's right, this is an insult!" Lin Taiping replied confidently, "In our East, the word excellent is specially used to scold people - the so-called out, which means to stay away, and the so-called lust is the matter of men and women, so the combined meaning is to satirize others for not being able to do that kind of thing, do you think this is an insult?"

Dozens of nobles and celebrities were dripping into a cold sweat when they heard this, and they said in their hearts that this is the first time we have heard of the word "excellent", can it be said that the cultural difference between the East and the West is so big?

"Of course!" Lin Taiping even trembled his shoulders, and with that kind of indignation, he could go to the Oscars to receive the little golden man, "Gentlemen, think about it, if someone says in front of you that you can't do that, what will you do?"

Does this still need to be asked? Viscount Ford touched his chest a little weakly, and then said with righteous indignation that if any bastard dared to insult himself like this, he must be beaten so that he could not take care of himself.

That's it, that's it, dozens of nobles and celebrities nodded neatly, and then looked at Edward, who had a blue nose and swollen face on the ground, and suddenly felt that it was not unreasonable for this guy to be beaten...... Of course, as for whether they really think so, or if they fall into the trap, only God knows.

Only Earl Simmons still had some sympathy, and couldn't help but remind softly: "Dear Lin, I can understand your feelings, but then again, after all, Mr. Edward doesn't know much about Eastern culture, so he ......"

"Is that so?" Lin Taiping blinked innocently, and then turned his head to look at Christine next to him, who was still hurrying to beat people.

"Of course, this was a misunderstanding. ”

"Was it really a misunderstanding? He didn't mean to?"

"Certainly not, Mr. Edward would not do such a stupid thing. ”

"Really? Let me think about it, it's a bit complicated. ”

In this way, after the two of them communicated for a long time, Edward on the ground over there was already vomiting blood, and he might hang up at any time, but at this time, Christine rushed out of the banquet hall in high spirits, and when she came back murderously, there was already a magic crystal cannon on her shoulder......

"Stop!" Fortunately, at this time, Lin Taiping reached out in time to stop him, "At this point, I thought about it seriously just now, as if I really misunderstood Mr. Edward, in fact, he was praising me, right." ”

Dozens of nobles and celebrities nodded neatly, but Edward, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was not in such a good mood, and was so angry that his fingers were trembling: "Bastard! Damn bastard, you have beaten me for so long, can you take a misunderstanding?"

"Yes, a simple apology is not enough. Lin Taiping's face was full of sternness, and it seemed that he had deeply realized his mistake, "Tulu, you take Mr. Edward to treat his wounds first, and then I will solemnly apologize to him later...... Remember, you have to take good care of Lord Edward, you have to take good care of it, you know?

I can't understand it anymore!

Tulu and several minotaurs glanced at each other, and immediately greeted each other with great interest, no matter how desperately Edward struggled to resist, he directly raised his arms and dragged him into the small black room behind him very enthusiastically: "Oh, noble lord, your face is bleeding, our Minotaur tribe has a special herb that is very effective in treating injuries, do you want to try it?"

"Let go of me! let go of me!" poor Edward could only scream desperately, but in the crooks of the strong arms of a few minotaurs, he was like a poor chicken, and to borrow that classic phrase, it is useless to scream and scream and cut your throat.

At this moment, the originally chaotic banquet hall suddenly fell into a strange silence, a group of nobles looked at each other, and suddenly didn't know what to say, and in the end, Viscount Ford coughed lightly: "Dear Lin, let's talk about the new totem, when are you going to show us?"

"How is it now?" Lin Taiping asked with a smile, and sighed regretfully, "It's a pity, I originally wanted Mr. Edward to give more advice, but it's a pity that he is injured now, it's really a pity." ”

Damn! A group of nobles couldn't help but roll their eyes when they heard this, and said in their hearts that it was obvious that you beat him half to death, so that he can't do it now if he wants to come over, shameless, shameless, how can people be shameless to this point.

"Is there one?" Lin Taiping blinked innocently, and at his signal, Leah immediately puffed up her chest proudly, picked up a stone slab and laid it flat on the table, "But it doesn't matter, let's take a look at the new totem first." ”

This is true, anyway, the poor Dao is not dead, not to mention Edward's reputation is not very good, so dozens of nobles immediately put aside their sympathy and rushed forward with anticipation-

On the ordinary cyan slate, the fine lines are scattered like ripples, but they are complex and delicately intertwined, emitting a faint red light...... So, if I'm not mistaken, this should be the amazing new totem, but what is it for?

"To be exact, three totems become one. Lin Taiping corrected with a smile, his fingertips lightly swiped over the totem, "As for its use, it's very simple to say, it's just used for-"