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To...... What the?

It's like being hooked by an invisible fishhook, dozens of nobles and celebrities stretch their necks in unison, and even their ears are neatly erected, the gods are above, this damn guy, is still selling Guanzi at this time.

Completely ignoring dozens of pairs of murderous gazes, Lin Taiping pulled out a long tail note, until his lung capacity was insufficient, and then he smiled meaningfully: "Everyone, please allow me to explain first, in this three-in-one totem, there are three kinds of totems, namely-recovery totem, lasting totem, and solid totem, do you know the purpose of these three totems?"

Dozens of aristocratic celebrities couldn't help but despise it again, although they didn't know much about the totems of the minotaurs, but just by listening to the names of these totems, they could probably guess the purpose.

As the name suggests, the so-called totem of restoration is of course used to restore energy, the so-called long-lasting totem, of course, is to make people's endurance body lì more durable, and the so-called solid totem, if you are not mistaken, should play a certain role in solidification...... So, when these three totems are combined, are they obviously used for combat?

"Hell, I don't like fighting. Viscount Ford couldn't help but muttered softly, for a nobleman, enjoying entertainment is the focus of life, and as for rude and savage battles, it would be better to leave this kind of thing to the people below.

Because of this, the thought that this new totem was only used for fighting, dozens of nobles shook their heads in disappointment, and the Earl Simmons next to him yawned, suddenly feeling that it was a big mistake for him to come here tonight, he knew that he could only see this kind of thing, so it was better to stay in the manor and do something with the fox slave girl.

"Guys, you seem to have misunderstood what I meant?" Lin Taiping looked at them with a smile, revealing eight snow-white shiny teeth, "Who said that these three totems can only be used for combat, in fact, when they are combined, they can play a new role, such as-"

It's selling off again, dozens of nobles and celebrities gritted their teeth with hatred, and suddenly had an urge to pounce on this guy and strangle this guy: "Hell, dear Lin, can you not only say half of what you say every time, this is not a nobleman's practice." ”

"I don't want to, it's really hard to explain. Lin Taiping spread his hands innocently, "Seriously, haven't you all thought of anything - think about it, it can restore the body, it can last, and it is very strong, such an obvious use, don't you still understand?"

I don't understand, I don't understand at all, dozens of nobles and celebrities have become elementary school students together, shaking their heads desperately there, Lin Taiping was finally completely speechless, looking left and right helplessly, and simply pulled Christine who was still in a daze, and gently held her waist: "Now, do you understand?"

Dozens of nobles looked at Lin Taiping, and then at Christine, who was slightly blushing, and felt even more confused, but at this moment, Viscount Ford suddenly realized, and said with a strange face: "Ah! Dear Lin, do you mean the use of the new totem...... Huh?"

Understood, this time it was 100% understood, just look at the evil smile of Viscount Ford, the men present immediately understood, in fact, even those women who answered shyly suddenly understood very purely-

It can restore the body, it can also make people last, and the most important thing is that it is strong and hard enough...... Well, I didn't say anything, you yourself understand, if you don't understand this, I'll punish you to squat in the corner and draw circles a hundred times.

In fact, Earl Simmons, who reacted secondly, couldn't help but widen his eyes and subconsciously looked at his lower body: "So, this new totem is tattooed there?"

Completely speechless, dozens of nobles stared wide-eyed, and they no longer knew what to say, whether to praise this Eastern mage for his genius ideas, or criticize him for his shameless subversion...... But one thing is certain, if the first patriarch of the Minotaur clan who created the zào totem is now resurrected, he will definitely die again with blood spurting from his mouth.

"There's no way, if you're poor, you'll want to change. Lin Taiping laughed so evil that even the back molars were exposed, "Don't worry, just a very small tattoo will definitely not affect the appearance, and as long as you make such a small sacrifice, what you will get will be ...... Well, how do I explain it, anyway, Mr. Cohen tried, let him share his impressions. ”

With a smack, dozens of pairs of eyes suddenly turned neatly, and at the same time focused on Cohen, who was uncomfortable, Cohen blushed in embarrassment, but for the sake of gold coins, he finally chose the latter between face and wealth: "What, last night, I was with ten slave girls, all night, and then the bed collapsed......"

Very wonderful explanation, this can be used as advertising words, dozens of nobles and celebrities looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly fell into a very strange silence, as for the female companions they brought, they have all walked away with a blushing face, of course, walking away is walking away, and the ears still have to be erected.

Mr. Cohen didn't care so much, he was already shameless anyway, so he simply carried out the shamelessness to the end: "Gentlemen, what are you still hesitating about, this is a great opportunity that is rare in a century, as long as you tattoo a totem, a small totem, you can maintain it for two months...... Wait, I'm not done yet, where are you going?"

Unexpectedly, before he could finish speaking, the nobles present suddenly scattered, and Viscount Ford was the first to put on a top hat, and bowed with a stern face: "Dear Lin, I'm really sorry, I suddenly remembered that I still have important business, so that's the end of today, thank you for your hospitality." ”

"Yes, I have an urgent business to attend to. Earl Simmons also apologized, completely ignoring Cohen's retention, and left immediately after Viscount Ford, and under the leadership of the two of them, dozens of nobles and celebrities suddenly all took their leave, and left clean in less than a moment.

"How could it be? How could this be?" Mr. Cohen was so anxious that his face turned red, and he desperately went up to stop him, "Lin, you can help me say something, this is related to our income, hell, what a hell!"

You know, in his expectation, the nobles who like beauty should like this totem very much, and even throw a lot of gold coins to ask for tattoos, but why is this situation now...... Damn, could it be that the aristocracy has changed their minds now, and only likes men and doesn't like women, but even if they like men, this kind of totem should be very useful.

"Ann, Ann. Lin Taiping picked up the wine glass casually, and took a sip of red wine with a smile, "Don't worry, I guessed that it would be like this, it's not strange at all." ”

"Not in a hurry?" Mr. Cohen was so angry that his face turned red, and he wanted to go up and grab the other party's collar, "Hell, if you knew it would be like this, why would you launch this totem, and lie to me that there will be a big profit, damn it, why would I believe you, I'm so stupid." ”

"Yes, you're an idiot. A sneer full of sarcasm suddenly sounded, and with the support of several bodyguards, Edward, whose face was bruised and swollen, was limping over.

Looking at the deserted banquet hall, although he didn't know what was going on, it didn't prevent him from falling into the ground: "Look, what did I see? It seems that the situation of the two of you is very bad, let me guess if it is the new totem you launched that has a problem." ”

The shrill laughter echoed through the banquet hall, and Cohen might have been angry if it had been a normal day, but now he didn't even have the strength to be angry, so he sat down in his chair with a wry smile on his face, and he was panting heavily.

Seeing this scene, Edward smiled even more proudly: "No, is it really a pity that I guessed it, I originally came here to help, but I didn't expect that I didn't need my help at all, and the matter was solved." ”

"Damn bastard!" Christine finally couldn't take it anymore and angrily picked up the magic crystal cannon.

"How dare you?" Edward took a few steps back with a little weakness, but he didn't know what he was relying on, but he suddenly straightened his back, "Die, you bastards, it was just an accident, if you dare to touch a hair of mine now, I will let you know what ...... is"

"Almost?" But at this moment, Lin Taiping suddenly looked at the clock on the wall, "Hmm, let me see, it seems that it should be here too." ”

Several people present were all stunned and speechless, and in their puzzled eyes, Lin Taiping had already wrenched his fingers and began to count very seriously: "One, two, three, four, five......"

"Boss, what are you doing?" Christine was confused, Cohen was dumbfounded, and even Edward had forgotten to fall into the ground.

"Count!" Lin Taiping replied without replying, and continued to count seriously: "Six, seven, eight, nine, and, ten!"

Finally, on the count of ten, an accentuated sound echoed in the air, and in an instant, the banquet hall suddenly ...... Uh, well, nothing happened in the ballroom.

In the strange silence, Cohen and the three of them looked at each other, and Lin Taiping suddenly blinked his eyes in shame: "Uh, I'm sorry, it seems that there is a mistake in the calculation, I'll count it again, one, two, three, four, five......"

Cohen and Christine stumbled, and Edward was stunned, and suddenly burst out laughing: "Idiot, what the hell are you doing, what kind of magic are you going to use...... Huh?"

Before the words fell, something more magical than magic happened.

There was a creak, and at this moment, with a low sound of pushing the door, the fat head of the Viscount Ford suddenly appeared silently behind the door......

Bent over and hunched over, the viscount, who had paid the most attention to grace in the past, was tiptoeing into his head as if he was a thief, and sneakily aimed at the banquet hall.

The next moment, when he saw Lin Taiping still sitting there, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief as if he was happy: "Dear Lin, thank God, you are still here, I want to ask that totem...... Uh, Edward?"