Sima old thief!

I've been on the field, I've walked across the stage.

It is definitely a person who has seen a big scene, but at this moment, in this place, when he saw this thing, Sima Lao Thief began to doubt his life.

"What's this?"

"Set up a stall!"

“？？？？”

Sima Lao Thief looked incredulous

Are you sure?

Even at this moment, the old thief Sima regretted it, and he wouldn't have come if he knew it.

Probably saw what he was thinking.

Zhou Yi immediately spoke, and said: "Setting up a stall will exercise your speech ability, mentality ability, and on-the-spot adaptability. ”

"Isn't it particularly able to speak? At the dinner table, you can talk to anyone. ”

"And you're good at handling the scene?"

This set of skills was output, and Sima Lao Thief fell into deep thought.

Well!

How to say it!

People!

There will always be a bunch of relatives, and the same is true of Sima Lao Thief, especially at the end of the year, he will naturally see a lot, but that place.

Sima Lao Thief doesn't speak, just eat.

But what about the others?

He thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was really the case.

People who set up stalls or do business are indeed better at talking than people who work part-time or work as white-collar workers, and this is the reason why Sima Lao thief died at that time.

"But this ......"

"Do you remember 214 Valentine's Day before? Can't you just be punished like then? In this way, you are embarrassed, I am embarrassed, and it will even have the opposite effect, so we will change the way and not show our faces, do you think this will work? ”

“！！！ 1”

Wide!

At that time, Sima Lao's eyes lit up, and when he started to come, he was very nervous.

What if something really goes wrong?

But now the old thief Sima is not panicking.

Who knows you?

No one!

It's okay if it's embarrassing.

I immediately gave a big thumbs up, and I felt that this was really okay, but this was only the first step, and many things had to be done step by step.

looked at the appearance of Sima Lao Thief.

Zhou Yi felt that he could.

I always feel that I am not good like this.

When I was in RNG, I fooled able to come out to set up a stall, and when I was in RW, I fooled Sima Lao Thief to come out and set up a stall.

But soon Zhou Yi shook his head, can the things of e-sports people be called fools!?

No!

When he was in RNG, if it wasn't for the flickering able stall, according to the black-hearted contract over there, it was expected that it would take four or five years for this kid to officially step into the LPL arena.

It's the same here.

Sima Lao's problem must be changed, his strength is enough, but because of this problem, there was even a long time when Sima Lao's thief couldn't find a job at all.

If this problem can be corrected, it will at least extend Sima Lao's career path for five years.

So it's not fooling, it's for their better tomorrow.

This is a good deed.

After thinking about this, Zhou Yi also breathed a sigh of relief.

Guilt?

Gone!

even had a full sense of honor, and the eyes of the old thief Sima changed.

Sima Lao Thief: "??? ”

Zhou Yi: "Leave it to me!" ”

Sima Lao Thief: "Okay! ”

He came here for three things.

Improves autism

Take the initiative to speak.

Communicate with your teammates.

So you must work hard and follow Zhou Yi's arrangement.

And Zhou Yi, who is engaged in it, is also thinking about how to do it, after all, the root of the disease left by a certain pig is too deep.

So it takes some steps.

Soon he figured it out.

People can't move forward because of lack of motivation.

So the current Sima old thief needs motivation, so Zhou Yi opened his mouth and said, "Do this first, Brother Ma, do you have money in your pocket?" ”

"What?"

At that time, Sima was a question mark.

Why?

"Of course, it's going to be stocked."

“？？？”

What the heck?

And then it really arrived, and the goods came.

Frog dolls, of course.

This time, the number is relatively small, fifty for one person, and the purchase price is not high, only five yuan with a lamp, three yuan without a lamp, and the selling price is also twenty

One for ten pieces.

Zhou Yi immediately opened his mouth and said, "Fifty for one person, we will get off work after the sale." ”

"Good!"

Sima Lao Thief nodded, and then in a certain square in Shanghai, there were two more frogs, and even when he started to set up a stall, Zhou Yi deliberately took a picture of the circle of friends.

[Set up a stall with someone!] 】

The circle of e-sports people must also be players.

Zhou Yi's popularity in the circle is not bad, so the comment area exploded.

[Director: Set up a stall again? 】

[UZI: You really don't rest. 】

[Night: able? This kid was scolded by the manager before, and he is not honest? 】

[Ning: You're good, when I was on IG, this kid asked for a signed photo of labor and management to sell, and I was angry]

[Lin Weixiang: Don't be angry! 】

[Ning: Is this what I'm angry about?] I'm angry that I'm worth twenty, huh? A burger is not as good as the money? 】

[Night: ............]

【UZI：…………】

[Director: ............]

All right!

This is indeed something to be angry about.

[Ning: JK is thirty, why am I twenty]

They can understand!

[957: Able seems to have my autographed photo too.] 】

[Liu Qingsong: Damn! Hurry up and call someone and arrest him]

[Night: I've already found a manager.] 】

[Brother Crystal: Something is going to happen. 】

The comment section is twittering.

Finally, the Lord came out.

[able: There's a sentence I don't know if to say or not, although I also like to set up stalls, but this person is really not me! 】

[Night: ????? 】

[Brother Crystal: ???? 】

【UZI：？？？？ 】

[Lin Weixiang: Who else can you be? 】

[able: I'm dating my girlfriend and didn't go to Shanghai, who is this!] 】

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yi's circle of friends exploded.

it!

Who is this man?

Confused.

[Leng Shao: It won't be Sima Lao's thief, right? 】

[Gesture: You're not sick, are you!?] 】

[Brother Crystal: You're not sick, are you? 】

[AJ: You're not sick, are you?] 】

[Cold less: ............]

All right!

That's true, Sima Lao thief set up a stall.

The scenery can only be described in five words: it is picturesque.

It really doesn't fit.

If Zhou Yi knew what they thought, he would definitely congratulate them and ruled out the correct answer, and this scene was naturally seen by the two people in the family.

Yu Shuang was also stunned and said, "Xiao Ranran, your husband has gone to set up a stall again." ”

“？？？？”

Xi Ran was stunned for a moment, but after seeing the picture of the circle of friends.

The expression is also weird.

Really!

What's the situation?

"It seems that your husband's name as a stall boy can't be shaken off, but who is this frog next door? Not able? Who else could it be? ”

"It seems that Sima Lao Thief asked him to go out just now, will it be ......?"

"Wouldn't it? Brother Ma, don't you know the situation? ”

"Indeed!"

He was the only man who dared to say it on the podium.

Such a cold and autistic person.

How can you set up a stall?

No!

No!

The two of them didn't feel it, but the next second Yu Shuang and Xi Ran were silent, and then the emotional value exploded instantly.

It's a dead life!

Zhou Yi took Sima Lao Thief to set up a stall.

【Ding! 】

[Xiran Mood +20!] 】

…………

[Afterfrost Mood +15!] 】

…………

Lots of tips.

And Zhou Yi doesn't care about this, but continues to promote his frogs, and sometimes even makes some moves, and takes the initiative to sell.

Half an hour after coming to the square, more than a dozen have been sold.

On the other hand, Sima Lao Thief is here.

Just one!

It's not that only one person asked him to buy it, but someone asked him to buy it, and then when he asked for the price, Sima Lao Thief didn't dare to speak at all.

Only one person answered when asked, and only then did he reply.

"Twenty with a lamp, ten without a lamp."

Then scan the QR code to pay.

As the transfer arrived, looking at the number, Sima Lao Thief fell silent, maybe this number is not much, but when he saw it.

But there was a strange feeling in my heart.

Nervous?

Comfortable?

Glad?

It's all there.

There is even a wonderful idea that this feeling is not bad, and I used to sit in my position and play rank, and go on stage to play games.

This is definitely a high-paying profession, and it can be said that Sima Lao Thief is not short of money.

And that number is also hit on the card.

So Sima Lao Thief has no concept of money, and even when the live broadcast is started, whoever wants to give a gift will be directly banned, but now after the money is really in hand.

It feels different.

Make money!

Seeing the numbers gradually increase, I was a little happy!

Maybe at this time, Sima Lao Thief finally understood why Zhou Yi was obsessed with setting up stalls, maybe the reason was this, especially watching Zhou Yi being surrounded by people.

The picture of constantly selling frogs turned out to be a little envious.

But at this moment, a milky tone echoed in the ears of Sima Lao, and said, "Uncle Frog, how much is your frog cub!" ”

“…………”

When I looked down, it was a little milk baby about five years old leaning on her.

Wearing a fan's princess dress.

With a cute magic wand, his little cheeks were pink, and he couldn't help but want to be pinched, but after hearing this voice, Sima Lao Thief felt as if his heart was touched.

Nervous?

Some!

But Sima Lao Thief constantly encouraged himself that he must speak out, and he must not be autistic.

For yourself!

Also for others.

Finally...... Sima Lao Thief opened his mouth and said, "This glowing twenty pieces, this non-glowing ten pieces, which one do you want!" ”

"Hmmm! All! ”

After the little girl's grandmother came over to pay, the old thief looked at her back.

I didn't come to my senses for a long time.

Does Sima Lao Thief have a girlfriend?

Yes!

is even close to the point of talking about marriage, and the topic of children has naturally been said, in fact, Sima Lao Thief didn't like these things in the past.

Not only do you not like children, but even small animals,

I don't like anything that is alive and kicking.

But now he feels different, maybe it's not bad to have a daughter.

Ahem, ahem!

However, after this thought appeared, Sima Lao Thief still shook his head, and dealt with the matter in front of him first, I don't know if it was because he didn't face people.

Or whatever!

Sima Lao Thief's words began to increase, at least when introducing the price.

He could say it clearly.

Finally, at about half past nine in the evening, the two also closed the stall, in fact, at half past eight, the frog doll in Zhou Yi's hand was already sold out.

The reason why he didn't come back was because he was helping Sima Lao Thief sell.

It was good to have helped earlier.

At that time, there were a lot of people in the square, but it was still a little late, so the speed was a little slower, but before the stall was closed, the things were still sold.

This is also good news.

After getting these done, the two also found a restaurant to settle the bill.

As for what place?

It must be a bungalow hot pot.

Originally, when he saw two frogs coming in, the waiter was scared, what is the situation?

Why did two toads come here at night?

But after seeing the person under the hood, the waiter was immediately relieved, Zhou Yi also knew it, but Sima Lao Thief must be familiar with it.

This is a frequent customer of bungalow hot pot.

Big shot!

immediately opened his mouth and said, "Mr. Han, please, is it still the same old?" ”

"Hmm!"

"Arrange it right away."

"Thank you!"

“！！！！”

Two simple words shocked the waiter for a whole year.

It's a dead life!

The old thief Sima actually spoke.

Listening to the system prompt and looking at her like that, Zhou Yi knew what was going on in his heart, and in some ways, this was indeed surprising.

But at the same time, it also shows that this stall therapy is really useful for Sima Lao Thief.

And the old thief Sima also breathed a sigh of relief.

How many esports players have good physical fitness?

It's the same with the old thief Sima.

I'm so tired.

He even had a wonderful idea of whether he should take a break tomorrow.

But at this moment, Zhou Yi suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Let's settle the score, you are fifty, I am fifty, and the cost and travel expenses are deducted." ”

"There are also some miscellaneous expenses, and the net profit of each of us is five hundred!"

“！！！”

I'll go!

There's no one who isn't interested in money.

If he is not interested, it means that he can't make this money, and it's useless to be interested, maybe this number is nothing to Sima Lao Thief.

But this thing is similar to winning the lottery.

You make fifty a day, and you feel too little, but if you buy scratch tickets and make fifty, it feels completely different.

It's called a windfall.

And Zhou Yi deliberately went to exchange cash, five hundred per person...... The number is not much, but after seeing the red and clear tickets, Sima Lao's eyes are also bright.

This is the first time he has set up a stall to make money, and this feeling is really good.

Now he understands why Zhou Yi likes to set up stalls.

Here's why.

The old thief Sima immediately wanted to put it away, thinking about saving it in his small treasury, but when he stretched out his hand, Zhou Yi interrupted first, and said:

"That's true, but ...... There is still an account to be settled. ”

“？？？？”

What?

"It looks like the number, but you have to admit it...... You have a large number of babies that I sold for you, if not thirty, but twenty. ”

Sima Lao Thief was silent, it is true, people must give benefits when they help, but when Zhou Yi took out a piece of RMB, his whole person was not good.

Hundred?

So expensive?

"This number is fair and just, after all, I didn't count the money for the frog doll costume, do you want to continue? If we don't continue, we'll break up? ”

"Don't!"

“？？？”

"I'm going to continue!"

“！！！”

At this time, the old thief Sima said this sentence with great difficulty, and his expression was not very good.

Don't ask!

To ask is to heartache.

A hundred dollars is not a lot, but watching others pull money out of front of you makes it feel completely different, and it always feels like something is stimulated.

This time it's raked!

Next!

Absolutely not.

even had to take money from Zhou Yi.

Right!

It has to be this way.

“OK！ We'll see you tomorrow! ”

"Good!"

Zhou Yi nodded, he didn't need to think about it.

The current Sima thief has been turned on a strange switch, in fact, many men are like this, when he spends money, he may be lavish.

But all of a sudden, someone took a hundred dollars.

Or to be fined 100 yuan by the boss, that must be a bad mood.

I will definitely earn it back in the future.

Now Sima Lao Thief is the same, but if he wants to take money from Zhou Yi, where is it so simple, but this is right, there is competition.

will have a good effect.

Moreover, the e-sports player's desire to win is very strong, so it will better stimulate the psychology of Sima Lao Thief and make his mentality mutate well.

Soon!

After a meal.

Zhou Yi also left, and Sima Lao Thief also stayed here for a few minutes, thinking of today's events, he didn't know what was wrong with him.

would do it in such a strange way.

But it feels good.

At this time, the waiter came over and said, "Mr. Han, do you need anything else?" If there is no problem, I will settle the points for you. ”

"Good! That's right! This time the Wagyu beef tastes better than before, is it my delusion!? ”

"It used to be Japanese Wagyu, but recently we switched to Australian, so it tastes better."

"That's ......"

"Give! Mr. Han! This is your membership card, and this time you will spend a total of one thousand and five. ”

"Hmm!"

The old thief nodded, not even moving his eyelids.

Just when I was ready to leave.

The waiter suddenly opened his mouth and said, "I don't know if it's my delusion, I feel that Mr. Han today is a lot more cheerful?" ”

“…………”

Is it?

Sima Lao Thief didn't know, and looked up at the sky.

In the end, nothing was said.

Maybe that's a good choice.

After making a phone call with his girlfriend, Sima Lao Thief also took a taxi back.

He was going back.

Zhou Yi is the same, but Sima Lao Thief is taking a taxi, and Zhou Yi is walking back, after all, the journey is not too far, and on the way, Zhou Yi is also chatting with Xiran on his mobile phone.

[Xiran: Have you come back?] 】

[Zhou Yi: On the way back, is there anything you want to buy? 】

[Xiran: Three cups of milk tea, one cup is hot, Sister Shuang can't drink it cold recently, and go to the pharmacy before going home, you know! 】

[Xiran: Shy]

[Zhou Yi: ............]

Seeing this, Zhou Yi couldn't help but look up at the sky.

I always feel like Xiran has opened Pandora's box, and it is becoming more and more improper.

How to say it!

Work hard and be happy.

After going back, a cup of milk tea per person.

And when Yu Shuang saw Zhou Yi, she showed admiration, and then silently gave a thumbs up, although Zhou Yi didn't know why this happened.

But it's definitely not a good thing.

But at this moment, Xi Ran suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Xiao Yi, are you going to set up a stall again?" ”

"How do you know!"

"Are you stupid for me? You've posted it on Moments, say! Who is the other person? ”

"How do you feel?"

Feel?

If it was, they already knew.

I just can't believe it.

So a definite answer is needed, but now it seems to be certain, but Xi Ran still tentatively opened his mouth and said, "It can't be Sima Lao Thief, right?" ”

"Congratulations! That's right! ”

Today's second chapter, a daily 10,000-word update.

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