Chapter 166: Dead Birthday! The old thief Sima was arrested by the city management
“!!!”
“???”
At that time, the two of them stared at each other, and then silently gave a thumbs up.
Cowhide!
Zhou Yi coughed dryly and said, "Actually, I don't blame me for this, the main thing is that Brother Ma wants to do this, which can improve his autism." ”
“…………”
“…………”
I understand the reason, can this work!?
Not so clear!
Then Zhou Yi continued to speak, "Have you eaten?" If I don't eat, I'll make a little supper. ”
In a word, the eyes of the two lit up.
I said I didn't eat it.
And Yu Shuang didn't plan to leave today, when she was sleeping, she subconsciously went to Zhou Yi's room, and even looked forward to it.
Can be a second.
Xi Ran thought that in this place, there were not only them.
Then he blushed and went to his master bedroom.
Then sleep with Yu Shuang.
To this!
Zhou Yi's expression became strange.
And Yu Shuang couldn't help but sigh, these two people ...... It's a good relationship.
Ahem, ahem!
Zhou Yi didn't care about this, and the next day, he also went out early, as for what he was going to do, he must have taken Sima Lao Thief to set up a stall.
And this one really works!
The old thief Sima before, he was trembling when he spoke, but after three days, the situation was much better, and even the speed of selling frogs was no worse than Zhou Yi.
Even when encountering unreasonable, Sima Lao Thief will fight with reason.
That combat power is no worse than that of the village head aunt.
Think about it too!
The old thief Sima back then was a flower who resisted pressure, and the combat effectiveness can be imagined, but this change, is it a little too big?
"Brother Ma! What's your situation? ”
"Maybe it's because you're going to be a father, right?"
“????”
WTF?
What the heck?
Does this have anything to do with this?
I don't quite understand what the logic of Sima Lao Thief is, but I always feel that this should be a good thing, at least Sima Lao Thief is a lot more cheerful now.
Put on your head and argue with reason.
Taking off the hood, there is still a little cold look, but it is much better than before, and playing in this situation should increase the winning rate a lot.
That's it!
Zhou Yi thought, so be it.
However, who would have thought that Sima Lao Thief would leave the hood behind, saying that he would have to adapt to it again, Zhou Yi did not refuse after thinking for a few seconds.
It's not a big deal anyway.
And then......
On Thursday!
On this day, the wind and the sun were beautiful, after Zhou Yi got up from the bed, he looked at the sleeping Xiran, and he was very proud in his heart, and he couldn't clean you up?
╭(╯^╰)╮!
Let you know who is the owner of this home.
I'm going to the club tomorrow.
What will happen when Tianxiao gets it, so Zhou Yi is sure that he will accompany Xiran tonight, maybe it's not bad to go out and buy clothes.
That's what I was going to do.
Morning!
In smooth water.
Afternoon!
Very gentle.
The feeling of Gentle Township is really good, and you can even enjoy Xiran's back-stepping service, which can only be said that the little maid's kung fu in serving people is getting better and better.
It seems that I will enjoy it later.
That's right.
But something happened at night.
It's not that Zhou Yi can't do it, it's not that Xiran has a problem, it's that Brother Ma has an accident.
Sima old thief!
After putting away the hood, start setting up your own stall.
It's not a big deal either.
It's not a car accident, an accident, or a problem that affects the body, but a very serious and terrible problem that many vendors encounter.
Chengguan!
Not to mention other people, even Zhou Yi was chased by the chengguan several times.
OK!
Zhou Yi ran fast enough.
Can...... When people walk by the river, how can they not get their shoes wet?
And so!
The old thief Sima was reported.
As for who.
We don't know.
So when he was setting up a stall, he was squatted by the city management.
And then was caught.
was supposed to contact his family, but he didn't expect to call Zhou Yi, which was a little embarrassing, so he could only go over to get someone, but fortunately, the security here is still good.
The judiciary is also managed flexibly.
And after knowing the identities of the two, the expressions of the people in there became strange.
Players who are worth tens of millions and earn millions of dollars a year are doing small businesses like stalls here, maybe this is the gap of the times.
Didn't quite understand what young people were thinking.
After a period of criticism and education, the old thief Sima was also let go, but as a price, the hood was sacrificed heroically, because in the process of running.
The hood fell into the stinking gutter.
After coming out, Sima Lao Thief was embarrassed.
"I ......"
"It's okay! How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, it's not a big problem, as long as you're fine, that's it! How does Brother Ma feel? ”
"Very good!"
"That's fine!"
Looking at the appearance of Sima Lao Thief, Zhou Yi was very clear.
This time the plan was very successful.
It's not for yourself, it's for RW, it's for LPL, and besides, it's not a big deal, just have a meal.
That's how it should be, right.
The result is when the next day.
When the two of them boarded the official account, they knew what the real social death was.
Especially when RW is reporting.
Several other teammates really couldn't hold it back, just set up a stall, why were they still arrested.
Killua coughed dryly and said, "Xiao Yi! You are also a talent, you don't pull Able to set up a stall, you actually pull Sima Lao Thief to set up a stall? Cow! How did you do that? ”
"This ......"
However, without waiting for Zhou Yi to speak.
Sima Lao Thief spoke first and said, "I took the initiative to go." ”
"Brother Ma took the initiative to go, so ......"
Killua nodded.
But soon he blew up.
it!
Dead end.
The old thief spoke. 、
"Brother Ma? Do you have a fever today? ”
"What do you mean?"
"You're talking again? What you said today, but the amount of your month on weekdays, is this the end of the world? Is there a Noah's Ark? ”
Zhou Yi: "............"
Sima Old Thief: "............"
This man has a sick brain!
In fact, Zhou Yi can also understand that Killua, as an assistant, naturally knows the character of Sima Lao Thief, and he doesn't speak when he plays games, but now he can speak.
It's really hard to accept.
But it's also good news.
Soon!
Others also came.
The jungler flawless, the top laner Ah Guang.
The two of them look good.
Looks like it's been a good day.
The last person to come was Doinb, but when he saw him, the expressions of everyone in the audience became strange.
At this time, Doinb's face was pale and his eyes were blank.
Weakness in the limbs!
It's as if the body has been hollowed out.
Just look at it and tell you what you've been through.
Guang: "............"
flawless:“…………”
Killua:“…………”
Brothers!
The main body.
Zhou Yi also coughed dryly and said, "Doinb, you are ......"
"Brother Yi, I have something to ask you......"
“????”
directly pulled Zhou Yi away and went to a place where no one was.
This made Zhou Yi a little puzzled, what is this person going to do?
When he heard his question, he also fell into deep thought.
"Asking for help?"
"Is that a problem? All I can say is ...... Pay attention to your body, it's just the fresh period, and it will be fine later! Don't have too much psychological shadow, don't take tonics, the more you make up, the more you lose. ”
"Is that so?"
"Yes!"
Zhou Yi also coughed dryly and didn't say much, which should be a problem that most gay men will encounter, but he doesn't seem to need to worry about this.
After all, he is in good health, plus the system is passive.
Totally OK!
Everyone didn't know what the two were talking about, but they could roughly guess that someone said that women would affect hand speed, maybe this is the reason.
But everyone also knows very well what they should and shouldn't say.
For this reason, after the two of them returned, they also began to pull something else, and about an hour later, the steak also arrived in the training hall.
Compared to before, the steak seems to be fat again.
That's fate.
Some people lack gold in the five elements, and some people lack soil in the five elements, but steak is simple.
He was short of weight in his life.
After a few simple polite words, the training match also began.
Since there had been no training for a long time, the steak side was ready to adjust from scratch, and when a training match was over.
It's different.
Everything is different.
The rhythm of the arena is very good, needless to say the rhythm of the jungler, the champion jungler is not in vain, but the biggest change is still the bottom lane.
Especially on the side of the old thief Sima, he actually began to command.
Directly shocked steak 10,000 years.
I'll copy!
Sima Lao Thief actually knows how to speak, and the happiest person is naturally Killua, he cooperated with Sima Lao Thief before, but he needs to see the hint.
Then analyze, but also look at the face.
Now it's completely unnecessary.
Sima Lao Thief directly began to command here, maybe compared to other ADCs, Sima Lao Thief's words are still few, but this is enough.
Even after this game, the opposing coach asked the key question, saying, "What is the situation on your road?" Got gunpowder? Why is it so fierce all of a sudden? ”
"What ...... this?"
Hearing this, the steak was slightly proud.
But not much!
When winning the LPL championship, Steak was still thinking about how to play MSI next, you must know that this is the world stage.
The gold content is only higher than that of LPL.
I was a little worried before.
But now this worry has completely disappeared, and even a wonderful idea has been born, there is such a way down, there are such players.
This time the MSI is stable.
Thinking of this, Steak felt a burst of pride.
Really!
Those who have the ability can show their strength anywhere.
Uh-huh!
That's it.
At this time, the RW people don't care about this, anyway, the coach is the same when he is not there, instead of paying attention to this, it is better to think about how to play next.
Day!
Gradually in advance.
And before departure, the LPL side prepared a departure ceremony.
All RW members take the stage!
For this MSI's bold statement, Zhou Yi is not polite here.
Is it a departure ceremony?
No!
Riot talk.
This time, I didn't represent a team, but a region.
Or rather, a country.
There is a good saying that you can't lose momentum if you lose, and it's the same here.
What to say?
Finally Zhou Yi remembered, immediately grinned, and said: "The world championships have been won, MSI is not easy?" As for the ranks of the LCK. ”
"How so? I remember that his KZ seems to be LZ, right? The top eight teams don't come to touch porcelain. ”
"What?"
"You said that the team has been reorganized, the jungler has been replaced by Little Peanut, and it is the same for everyone, and his subordinates are just defeated."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded.
[I'll copy!] 】
[Is it so crazy?] 】
[Will you be beaten up like this?] 】
[Beat it up, Lao Tzu is a world champion, what's wrong with being arrogant? ] Is there something wrong!? 】
[It seems that there is nothing wrong!] 】
And this remark naturally radiated to all competition regions.
There is admiration!
There is tension!
There is also confusion.
But the most angry place, that is only LCK, after hearing this remark, the anger over there suddenly went up.
【What kind of cow?】 Isn't it just to win a championship? 】
[I think they are afraid, and then use ferocity to cover up their inner timidity! 】
【KZ! It's up to you! 】
[I can't win this time, hehehe......]
Then under KZ's official blog, there were some not very harmonious voices.
A few of KZ at that time.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
That's not right.
The words are said by Firm, there is a debtor and a debtor, you go to him, what is it from the family, but the pressure at this time is also on the new coach.
SIN!
A well-mannered rookie coach took KZ to win the spring game.
Accomplishment?
It's kind of a little.
But he didn't dare to take it lightly, the LCK side is not emotional, if you have a bad record, no matter what credit you have before, all of them will be nullified.
So the best way to try to do well is to win the MSI.
Records are everything.
Especially now, the players are pulled up in the big night and hurry up to train.
It even costs a lot of money to ask for help from other teams.
SKTT11!
KT!
SSG!
It's all on the list.
Don't ask!
Asking is unanimous to the outside world, I really don't dare to delay at all, they lost last year, they must not lose this year, they are training hard.
And what is Zhou Yi doing?
Well!
Talking about buying and selling.
And it is a big deal of billions, or even tens of billions, for this business, Zhou Yi and Xiran paid a great price.
Zhou Yi was sweating all over, and his whole body was sore.
Xiran is also similar, it may be too much, or it may be other problems, Xiran's mouth is dry at this time, as for why this is so.
I can only say that time waits for no one!
The steak side is for the players to go back and prepare, and if nothing else, they will be heading to Europe tomorrow, maybe some time before the start of the competition.
But RW's management took this competition very seriously.
You must know why S5's LPL failed.
The main reason is that the departure time is too late.
After the past, there was no time to adapt to the jet lag, so in order to avoid this kind of thing, it was half a month in advance, and the management was also very generous.
A large amount of money was given directly.
This is much more atmospheric than OMG, but the time is more urgent, so Zhou Yi is going home.
After Zhou Yi came back.
Xiran was still a little happy, because the other party hadn't come back so early for several days.
After knowing the reason.
There was also some loneliness in his eyes, but he could understand it, so he also started to pack things together, and then it was logical that something happened.
If there's a problem, it's to pity the Balenciaga that you just bought.
Ahem, ahem!
Maybe this kind of life is not bad, but it is still necessary to go, but this time the game is not long, so it should not be too late to come back.
Originally, Zhou Yi felt that if he said this, he should be fine.
Result ...... in the morning
ε=(ο'*)))) alas.
It can only be said that this is no longer a little maid, it is a little devil at all, right?
But it's okay too!
Resistant!
However, before leaving, Xi Ran still kissed Zhou Yi, and put a head rope on his hand, saying, "Xiao Yi! This is our custom over there, and we look forward to your triumphant return. ”
"Yes!"
Fight the game!
The ultimate goal is to win, otherwise why participate?
Complete the achievement!
Hopeful encouragement?
Almost!
But after encouragement, it was indeed a threat, and said: "Xiao Yi, I've heard that Europe is more open, if you are not honest, I may not be polite to you." ”
“!!!”
Threat!
Naked threats.
And when thou speakest speaketh, wherefore wilt thou put thy hand?
After Zhou Yi's repeated assurances, Xiran let Zhou Yi go, which should be regarded as a little girl's jealousy, but compared to these.
Xiran hoped that Zhou Yi would come back soon.
She wanted to go too.
But no.
Although the LPL side sent the host to interview the players in the past, this kind of expatriate work actually has already had internal candidates, as for who?
Need I say anything.
LPL No. 1 Host!
Ren Dong.
LPL's first female host!
Aftermath.
Xiran has a good relationship with Yu Shuang, if it is domestic, there is absolutely no problem in arranging it, but this is not domestic, but foreign.
No matter how good the relationship is, it is useless.
You can only do things according to the rules.
ε=(ο'*)))) Alas!
Pity!
So Xiran could only wait for Zhou Yi to come back in China, which should have been the case, but that night, there was bad news from the LPL.
April 29th!
A few days before the start of the MSI, the well-known host of the LPL ...... Ren Dong, who was intercepted by the traffic police for driving drunk, will not only face the penalty of revocation of his driver's license.
And you will be detained!
That is to say, MSI this time.
He's out of play.
【it!】 】
[Ren Dong! 】
[This is self-destructive future! 】
[Is it so difficult to call a substitute driver? 】
[It's over!] 】
[This career path is completely over. 】
[This MSI will open soon, who do you say LPL will send? ] 】
[Do you need to say this?] 】
[I seem to know!] 】
…………
Meanwhile!
In a store in Europe, a handsome teenager.
Chatting on WeChat.
[Xiran: Good news!] 】
[Zhou Yi: You want to come to MSI?? 】
[Xiran: How do you know?] 】
[Zhou Yi: Sister Shuang will definitely recommend you, after Ren Dong leaves, Yu Shuang is the first host of LPL, and this weight must be there! ] 】
[Zhou Yi: Secondly, your professional ability is enough, proficient in English, Korean, Chinese, and trilingual, which can save a lot of money for the cost of asking for translation. 】
[Zhou Yi: Isn't it? 】
[Xiran: Yes!] 】
[Xiran: We're going to meet soon, are you happy? 】
[Xiran: (*ω)]
[Zhou Yi: Yes, yes, yes! I'm going to go shopping first, let's go back and talk! 】
[Xiran: ??? 】
What's the situation?
It's just buying things, but there are some special situations in terms of the situation, and before the game starts, these people are very rampant.
What time difference?
Isn't that trivial?
But when they arrived, they gave in completely.
If there is anyone who is not affected, it is only Zhou Yi, in fact, he was a little uncomfortable at the beginning.
But soon the effect wore off!
Why?
Or because of passivity.
[Name: The special spirit of the explorer.] 】
[Effect: It can stabilize the state of the host at a horizontal line, which can avoid water and soil adaptation, altitude sickness, and jet lag. 】
I can only say that this is indeed a good thing!
But it turned out like this, Zhou Yi is no longer a player.
It's a babysitter!
But it's not bad, just have time to go out and shop.
And you can also meet acquaintances.
After meeting, the other party directly gave Zhou Yi a big hug and said, "Hello! My friend, I didn't expect us to meet again. ”
Zhou Yi: "............"
Who else could this man be besides Perkz?
What's the relationship between the two?
Pretty good!
It's also a partner, but the G2 results this year are not too good, so I didn't make it to MSI, but this doesn't affect it, and I can't be a player.
You can be a sparring partner.
If you can't be a sparring partner, you can be an audience.
And Zhou Yi is here, he is very interested, and said: "Did you bring any big goods this time, do you want us to make a fortune together?" ”
"Don't make a fuss! Is this an MSI? Let's be honest. ”
"Will you be honest? Go ahead! What did you bring this time? You ship, I sell, how about 55 percent? Say it...... What to bring? It won't be an old godmother again, right? ”
"That's not as good as this?"
"What's it?"
Then he looked, Zhou Yi took out a boxy and deflated bag from his pocket.
Perkz was stunned at the time?
What's this?
( ̄△ ̄; )
(End of chapter)