Chapter 1 The Fat Monk
The sound of "gurgling" water sounded.
"Damn, what kind of dream is this, why did you still fall into the water?"
Sun Lei only felt that his ears were full of gurgling water, and his nose and mouth were also filled with cold water, and the whole person woke up from a daze in an instant.
"No, I really fell into the water!"
Sun Lei opened his eyes suddenly, the cold water entered his eyes, and there was a burst of swelling pain, he was actually sinking into the water, waving his arms and legs, Sun Lei struggled to swim up.
"What's going on?"
Sun Lei got out of the water and took a greedy breath of fresh air, he didn't understand the situation at all, why did he fall into the water when he was sleeping on the table?
"This isn't a swimming pool!"
Sun Lei looked around, this is still a familiar school swimming pool, surrounded by towering trees, he is in a waterhole under a small waterfall, the waterfall is not urgent, more like a steep stream.
At first, Sun Lei thought that someone had secretly gotten him into the swimming pool to prepare for him, and he wondered how he did it without realizing it, the teaching building was far away from the swimming pool!
"No, where did the school building and the school go?"
Sun Lei looked around and then recalled the previous things, today he was in a good mood, and for the first time he ran to the art department to prepare to mix an art class, I wanted to meet the most beautiful black silk long-legged art teacher in the school, it is said that the iceberg-like temperament and devil-like figure are a must in the school, but I went a little early, so I lay on the table in the last row and squinted for a while, and somehow suddenly arrived here.
"Is this someone playing tricks on me?"
Sun Lei said to himself, but the scenery in front of him told him that this was much more serious than he imagined.
As a college student in the new era, although Sun Lei has not been to the real wilderness, he has seen more common sense on the TV network, and the trees near here are the same as those in the primeval forest, tall and stout two people can't hug each other, these are definitely not fake, even if the modern cement city is turned over, there can be no these trees.
"What the hell is this, I've only taken one class this month, so I won't be so clean! I knew that I would continue to sleep in the dormitory! ”
Sun Lei looked around to see if there was anyone, he hoped it was just a joke, because his intuition told him that this place was far, far away from home.
"Let's go ashore first! If I knew who was playing tricks on me, I wouldn't have spared him! ”
Sun Lei hurriedly swam to the shore, and first went ashore to figure out where this place was.
The shore is a pebble tidal flat, and further on, there are withered yellow leaves, and there is a smell of mud mixed with decay, and the only advantage is that it is not as soft as the pebbles on the tidal flats.
There was no other sound nearby except for the chirping of insects and birds, and the ubiquitous sound of the car engine was not heard at all, and a gust of wind blew, and Sun Lei shivered.
"These clothes are all wet, you have to find a way to dry them, or you'll have to catch a cold."
Sun Lei looked at the wet clothes on his body and said to himself, out of vigilance against the unfamiliar environment, Sun Lei was very careful to explore and move forward.
"Where did the thieves come from? How dare you ...... Buddhist Shrine ...... Sneaky and poorly dressed! Look at the sprinkle family will not ...... you Take it and give it to the elders! ”
Sun Lei was thinking about how to make a fire to dry his clothes or simply go out of the woods to find a sunny place to dry his clothes, when he suddenly heard a muffled voice, and his words were still a little vague, as if people were not sober.
Sun Lei looked for prestige, only to see a fat monk staggering over, this monk looks five big and three thick, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a brown coarse cloth clothes, the clothes are very strange, or in the form of a side placket, there is a cloth belt tied around the waist, and he is wearing a pair of flat hemp shoes that can no longer see the color, and the black toes are leaking outside.
What surprised Sun Lei the most was that there was a string of black thick Buddha beads around the neck of the bald monk, and it was this Buddha bead that Sun Lei recognized as a monk.
"What thief? You recognize the wrong person! ”
Sun Lei saw the bald monk stumbling over, his face was full of drunken red, his eyes were foggy, and he hurriedly took a few steps back, the monk's exposed arms were almost as thick as his thighs, and now he drank too much, maybe he was going crazy with alcohol, and it was not safe to get close.
"In broad daylight, you...... You sneaky and sneaky, you must not be a good person, you dare to ...... Dare to say that it is not a thief! ”
The Zhuang monk didn't listen to Sun Lei's explanation at all, and said vaguely with a big tongue, and he was about to come up and catch Sun Lei.
"You monk, I just fell into the water, why don't you have any sympathy at all, and you still wronged good people?"
Sun Lei suddenly became angry, he did look a little sneaky just now, but isn't this the first time you should be cautious when you arrive in a strange place, is it possible that you still dare to walk swaggering in this strange place?
"Ling...... This...... Thieves, dare to quibble...... Wait for the sprinkler to take you! ”
Monk Na Zhuang couldn't listen to Sun Lei's words at all, and staggered over.
Sun Lei hurriedly took a few steps back, the strong monk is five big and three thick, if he is caught, it is not a joke.
"Thief...... Hugh escape! ”
When Monk Zhuang saw Sun Lei fleeing, a thunderous voice sounded, a little faster, and he was about to arrest Sun Lei as soon as he reached out.
"Damn, it's still so fast to grow like this!"
Sun Lei was so frightened that he jumped into the pool with a rumbling, the monk looked fat and stupid, but his hands and feet were really not slow.
"You thief come up obediently to the Sprinkle family!"
The Zhuang monk staggered by the waterhole and pointed to Sun Lei in the waterhole and said.
"Don't come up! You wine and meat monk, drunk, you don't look like a good person at first glance! ”
Sun Lei pointed at the fat monk and scolded, he didn't expect to meet a drunk monk like a bully today.
"Come up to the Sprinkle family!"
"There's a kind of you coming down!"
"You're not coming up? Sprinkle home so that you don't come up! ”
The fat monk seemed to be angry, and with one hand he picked up a large rock by the waterhole and threatened.
"If you don't come up to sprinkle the house, I'll smash you to death!"
"Hey...... Hey, don't mess around, you're breaking the law! ”
When Sun Lei saw the huge stone, he was so frightened that he hurriedly swam to the depths of the pool, the stone was less than forty or fifty catties, and if it was hit, it would be half crippled.
"Wang Fa? Sprinkle the family is the king's law! A thief like you is innocent! ”
The strong monk threw the huge stone in his hand violently.
"You madman!"
Sun Lei was so frightened that he drilled down the pool and dived under the water to dodge.
Sun Lei only heard a muffled sound, and felt the water around him vibrate violently.
"Hey! Stop it, you crazy monk, I'll call the police to arrest you! ”
Sun Lei got out of the water, wiped a handful of water on his face, pointed at the crazy monk and yelled, why did he do this without offending him?
"You thief can't get up?"
Monk Zhuang picked up a bigger stone again, looked at Sun Lei in the water and said, This stone is hugged by someone, not to mention more than 300 catties.
"If you don't come up again, I'll throw it away!"
Monk Zhuang made a look like he was about to throw a huge stone.
"Don't throw, don't throw, I'll come up, I'll come up. Did you madman get out of a mental hospital! ”
Sun Lei saw that the crazy monk was going crazy again, so he could only compromise and say, go up first, it is important to save his life.