Chapter 2 Rudaru Zhishen

"Count you as acquaintances!"

When Monk Zhuang saw Sun Lei swimming towards the waterhole, he snorted and threw the huge stone in his hand, and the boulder fell into the water and splashed a large splash.

"You crazy monk, I didn't offend you, what are you doing!"

Sun Lei came up from the waterhole and looked at the crazy monk and asked. It was already cold, but now I soaked in cold water for a while, and it felt even colder.

"A thief like you will be punished for everyone!"

The crazy monk looked at Sun Lei angrily.

"Why am I a thief, you must have evidence when you speak, otherwise I will sue you for slander!"

Sun Lei pointed to the fat monk unconvinced and said.

"Evidence? Sprinkle is proof! You whore still trying to quibble! ”

The crazy monk stretched out his hand and grabbed Sun Lei's shoulder, and he couldn't help but say that he was about to capture Sun Lei.

"You crazy monk, you have framed people without evidence."

Sun Lei wanted to break free as soon as he was short, but his shoulders seemed to be clamped by iron tongs, and he couldn't move at all.

"You thief was caught by the Sprinkle family and still want to escape? Obediently give me up the mountain and let the elders fall. ”

The mad monk tore the gray-brown robe from his body and ripped it off.

"Look at what clothes you are wearing, it's an insult to the holy land of Buddhism!"

The crazy monk's robe wrapped Sun Lei tightly, Sun Lei was wearing a sleeveless shirt and colorful beach pants when he was playing at this time.

"See how you're still running?"

The crazy monk looked at Sun Lei, who was wrapped in a monk's robe, and then said with a smile.

"Something, it stinks!"

Sun Lei only felt an unpleasant sour smell enveloping him, and the smell was like the smell emitted by some people's clothes that have not been washed for four or five days after playing.

"Damn, monk or social person? They are all brothers on the road, give face! ”

Sun Lei finally held his breath to keep himself from being stinky, and just when he wanted to defend himself, he saw that the shirtless Feng monk still had tattoos on his body, and there were Huaxiu tattoos on his chest and shoulders.

"Talk nonsense, don't talk about it, the Sprinkle family hates thieves like you the most."

The crazy monk directly carried Sun Lei on his shoulders with a strong arm.

"Wait until you go up the mountain and enter the temple, see how the elders punish you, the thief, the Sprinkle family is also regarded as eliminating harm for the people, today the elder Hugh wants to blame the Sprinkle family for eating and drinking, haha!"

The mad monk laughed and carried Sun Lei to the mountain.

"You crazy monk, let me down, let me down!"

Sun Lei was carried by the mad monk, and he was tightly bound by the sour monk's robe, and he couldn't get rid of it at all, so he could only shout and hope that someone would hear it and save him.

"Wutai Mountain? Fake it! How did I sleep so far in one night! ”

Sun Lei faintly heard the bell, it was a very thick bell, and when he looked up, a large group of buildings appeared at the end of the mountain road in the distance, which seemed to be temples, and there was a boulder in front of him, with the words Wutai Mountain written on it.

"You still know Wutai Mountain, and the Sprinkle family is a monk in Wenshu Monastery, so let you, a thief, see the precepts in the temple today!"

The crazy monk carried Sun Lei so far away and sweated in the wind, and the wine also woke up a little, he no longer stuttered when he spoke, and he walked a lot more steadily.

"Wutai Mountain? Wenshu Monastery? Five big and three thick crazy monks, and embroidery tattoos? ”

Sun Lei looked at the ground again, the absolute dirt road, this is completely different from the cement world, he has not seen a single tourist so far, nor has he seen a wire lamp shop or the like, this is by no means a world he is familiar with, in that world Wutai Mountain has always been crowded with people, tourism, worship, business, the mountain is full of people, lively, where will it be the same as now, walked for a long time without seeing anyone, want to call for help can not find anyone.

"You're not going to tell me your name is Ruda, are you?"

Sun Lei looked at the tattoo on the crazy monk's body again, it seemed to be a flower, but Sun Lei couldn't see what a flower was.

"Humph! Since you thief knows the name of the Sprinkle family and dares to come to the vicinity of Wutai Mountain to do evil, you really don't know whether you live or die, if you change the past, the Sprinkle family will have to beat you to death with three punches. ”

Lu Zhishen patted his majestic chest and said with some pride, the matter of killing Zhen Guanxi with three punches has long been spread all over the world, and his prestige has also spread all over the world.

"Lu Tiha, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not a thief, I'm swimming there, how can you say that you are a thief in the barren mountains and mountains!"

Sun Lei hurriedly explained that Lu Zhishen had an impulsive temperament, and he could kill Zhen Guanxi with three fists without saying a word, and his body was estimated to be gone with one punch.

"Hmph, quibble, this Wutai Mountain is a pure place of Buddhism, everyone knows it, how can you swim and bathe, it is clearly quibbling, I heard that there is a flower thief under the mountain recently, you are not a good person if you look white and dressed strangely."

Lu Zhishen raised his eyebrows and glared at Sun Lei and said.

"I see that you are the flower thief, must have been discovered, then fled to the mountain stream in disheveled clothes, how can you be spared by the sprinkler family, this is the only one in the vicinity of the sprinkle family to catch you into the temple to find the elder to deal with, if there is a woman next to the grievance, the sprinkle family would have punched you to death this thief!"

Lu Zhishen waved his fist, he also served as a magistrate, in charge of the army, training, teaching, and supervising the arrest of thieves, and he was a bit of a sense of right and wrong, knowing that there was no evidence that needed to be interrogated before he could be convicted, so he did it directly in an unreasonable estimate.

"It's not a sin for me to be white, it's a flower thief who looks white, where does the truth come from! If you look black, you're not a bad person? ”

Sun Lei retorted unconvinced, Lu Zhishen must be jealous, jealous that he is white and handsome.

"Where did you get so much nonsense, if you say more, the sprinkler will block your mouth with a stone!"

Lu Zhishen couldn't say anything about Sun Lei, he was so angry that he could only say as if he was scared, he really couldn't say that he was a bad guy if he was white, and the criminals he had arrested were both white and black.

Sun Lei was carried by Lu Zhishen to the mountain, this walk was more than two hours, Sun Lei wondered, is this Lu Zhishen really a person, he has more than 70 kilograms, and being carried by him on the mountain road is like carrying a light pillow.

"Lu Zhishen is back, go and inform the elders!"

Lu Zhishen carried Sun Lei to the front of the mountain gate, and a little novice shouted.

"That's right, that's right, go and report to the elders, the Sprinkle family has caught the flower thief back."

Lu Zhishen was very happy, and shouted into the temple with a smile.

"Hey, help!"

When Sun Lei saw that there was someone, he also shouted, no matter what, he escaped from Lu Zhishen's hands first.

"You thief still dare to make noise, I really don't dare to shut your mouth!"

Lu Zhishen frowned and glanced at Sun Lei, and picked up a fist-sized stone from the ground.

"Do you consciously open your mouth or do you want to sprinkle your home!"

After Lu Zhishen finished speaking, he was about to stuff the stone into Sun Lei's mouth, so frightened that Sun Lei hurriedly closed his mouth, the stone was really going to be stuffed in, and his jaw was probably about to dislocate.

"Zhishen, what are you doing?"

An old monk wearing a gray cloth and a one-foot-long white beard walked out, looking to be over seventy years old, but his steps were as steady as a mountain, his eyes were bright, and his face was kind, not like an ordinary old monk.

"Elder, this person is the prostitute at the foot of the mountain, the Sprinkle family has captured him and handed him over to the elders to deal with!"

Lu Zhishen threw the stone in his hand, pointed to Sun Lei, who was carrying it, and said to the old monk.

"Wronged! I'm innocent! ”

Sun Lei saw that the elder and the other monks had come out, and hurriedly shouted, if he was determined to be a flower thief, he would have to be beaten to death with a stick, he would be the worst traverser.

Sun Lei already knew that he had crossed over, and it was in the world of Water Margin.