Chapter 11 Monkey King Sun Lei
Lu Zhishen wants to sleep, but the Buddha can't stop it, not to mention that on the street where people come and go, even if he does morning classes in the main hall of Wenshu Monastery, he dares to sleep in front of the Buddha statue, and the snoring sound is like a bell, which can drown the chanting sound of all monks.
Walking to the wall of a shop on the street, Lu Zhishen put down the chair, sat on it and fell asleep with his eyes closed, and after a while, he snored like thunder, and the snoring caused the people around him to whisper for a while, and from time to time there were women pointing and pointing, all of whom felt that Lu Zhishen was not like a monk.
"Don't get me wrong, last night the master found that this thief chased all the way into the mountains, and captured him in the middle of the night after crossing the mountains and mountains, and he was afraid that the thief would die and couldn't give an explanation to the bitter master, so he ran away again in the middle of the night and came back with the thief before he dared to rest."
Sun Lei helped Lu Zhishen make up a lie again.
The onlookers kept nodding, which could be regarded as believing Lu Zhishen again.
When the sun just reached the top of the head, there were already a lot of onlookers, and the flower thief who was the party was arrested, and this sensational thing soon spread all over the four miles and eight towns, and more and more people came to watch, and there were thousands of people.
Suddenly, there was a commotion around the crowd, Sun Lei knew that those suffering masters who had been harmed were coming, so he hurriedly walked over to wake up Lu Zhishen, but after shouting twice, there was no reaction at all, Lu Zhishen turned his head and wanted to continue sleeping.
Sun Lei couldn't kick Lu Zhishen's leg several times in a row, but Lu Zhishen still didn't react, Sun Lei felt like his foot was kicked on an iron plate.
couldn't wake up Lu Zhishen, Sun Lei could only make a trick, and took a small gourd from his waist, which was not filled with water but wine.
Pulling out the stopper of the empty mouth of the gourd, a faint aroma of wine wafted out, and Sun Lei put the gourd next to Lu Zhishen's nose.
"Eat wine, eat wine!"
Lu Zhishen didn't wake up and started chattering, and he didn't need to open his eyes to see, the big hands like a fan moved on their own, wanting to grab the gourd.
Seeing this, Sun Lei put the gourd away, plugged the stopper, and hung it back on his waist.
"Wine, wine, where is the wine?"
Lu Zhishen didn't smell the aroma of wine, so he opened his eyes violently, and he was about to look for the disappearing aroma of wine.
"Don't look for wine, the bitter lord is here, it's time for you to behave."
Sun Lei pushed Lu Zhishen and pointed to several middle-aged and elderly people who walked out of the crowd.
"It's this villain, it's him!"
An old man with gray hair was helped out of the crowd, pointing at the thin man on the ground and crying, the voice was full of indescribable sadness, indescribable pain, indescribable resentment, grief came from the heart, and the person fainted.
"Old man Zhang's life is hard, his wife went early, his son and daughter-in-law were also sick, the white-haired man sent the black-haired man, and only one granddaughter was left to rely on each other. Old man Zhang couldn't afford to get sick, and he could barely get out of bed every day. ”
An elderly woman shook her head and talked about the tragic experience of the old man, which caused the crowd to shake their heads and sigh, sympathizing and helpless.
These words happened to be heard by Lu Zhishen, who came over, and Lu Zhishen at this time had an angry face, and he didn't have the laziness of sleeping just now, walked to the water tank at the door of the shop on the street, bent down and picked up the water tank.
This water tank is very large, put it at the door to fill the water is specially for the guests to ride the horse to drink, the manger is out of water can be scooped directly from the water tank, the water tank needs two adult men to hug to hold, half a tank of water is also thousands of catties, it was so Lu Zhishen hugged it.
"The great monk is really a divine power!"
Lu Zhishen's behavior made the onlookers let out bursts of surprise.
Lu Zhishen hugged the water tank to the ground where the thin man was unconscious, and a tank of water was poured on it, and as soon as the water was watered, the thin man woke up.
Lu Zhishen threw the water tank, and the water tank shattered into countless pieces with a "bang".
"Thou wicked thief has lost all conscience and done many evils, and today is thy death!"
Lu Zhishen picked up the thin man and raised his fist to smash it.
When Sun Lei saw it, he hurriedly stopped Lu Zhishen's fist.
"Master, let's let the other sufferers take a look at this thief, you beat him to death like this."
Lu Zhishen gritted his teeth and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, looked at the thin man and said.
"You'd better confess your evil deeds honestly, and the Sprinkle family can still give you a good time, if there is half a lie."
Lu Zhishen's eyes flowed with murderous intent, and he grabbed the thin man's little arm with one hand, the muscles on his arm bulged, and his arm was pinched off with just a click.
"Ahh
The emaciated man let out a scream like a pig, and the sound spread throughout the street, quieting the onlookers.
"If there is a lie, the Sprinkle family will pinch off the bones on your body one by one!"
Lu Zhishen looked at the thin man and said.
"What's your name and how many bad things have you done?"
Seeing this, Sun Lei asked on the side.
"I ...... My name is Zhang Feng...... People sent the nickname a gust of wind, just came from Jinghu to Wutai Mountain for two months, and went to Liujia, a good man spares his life! ”
Zhang Feng begged for mercy and looked at the fierce and vicious Lu Zhishen and didn't dare to lie, since he had a small success in learning art, he had been picking flowers for several years, and he had planted them near Wutai Mountain, and he had planted them inexplicably.
Sun Lei looked at the few families who came to complain, counting the old man who fainted, there were just six.
"It can be regarded as the sky has eyes, you thief has touched me and Master Lu, what do you say to deal with him?"
Sun Lei looked at several bitter masters and the people who were watching.
"Shoot him!"
"Shoot him!"
For a while, the crowd was angry, the rotten vegetable leaves flew sideways, Lu Zhishen was quick-eyed, and as soon as he let go of Zhang Feng, the whole person retreated, and kindly grabbed Sun Lei's shoulder and pulled Sun Lei away.
"Luckily, I got out of the way!"
Looking at Zhang Feng, who had been buried by the rotten leaves, Sun Lei patted his chest, almost killing the pond fish himself.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet!"
An old man in his sixties with gray hair walked out of the crowd and shouted with his hands raised.
At the old man's shout, the crowd of onlookers who threw rotten vegetable leaves stopped.
"This master, this strong man, the old man is a villager in the vicinity, thank you two for catching this thief and keeping the peace in the township! I don't know the name of the second highest! ”
The old man bowed to Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei.
"Sprinkle Lu Zhishen, Wenshu Monastery monk!"
Lu Zhishen looked indifferent, patted his chest and said.
"The people of the rivers and lakes call the Monkey King Sun Lei to be me, we are entrusted by the elder Zhizhen of the Wenshu Monastery of Wutai Mountain, to arrest the thief who is the victim of the party, to ensure the safety of the mountain, now the thief has been arrested, and the province is handed over to the government, he is doing evil in the countryside, so it will be dealt with by everyone!"
Sun Lei smiled and reported the nickname he had thought of a long time ago - Monkey King, because Sun Lei's surname is Sun, and the word Lei is three stone characters, he already has the nickname Sun Dasheng, which is not a lie.
"Riding the Heavenly Sage, you want to ride on the sky? You're not afraid of killing your head! ”
Lu Zhishen glanced at Sun Lei suspiciously, he had been a local official, the emperor was called the Son of Heaven, didn't this riding the sky ride on the head of the emperor Lao'er? It's going to kill the head.
"Monkey Sky! Qi Tian! Aligned Qi, not riding a horse! ”
Sun Lei emphasized, although riding the Heavenly Sage is more arrogant and more stylish, but it sounds weird, how to ride a horse this day?