Chapter 12: The Twisted Melon

"Master Lu! Sun Shaoxia! Thank you two for eliminating harm to my villagers! ”

The old man said to Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei.

"I wonder what the villager is going to do with this thief?"

Sun Lei looked at Zhang Feng, who was drowned by rotten vegetable leaves, this thief had no way to hand it over to the government to deal with, Sun Lei inquired, the nearest county government was seventy or eighty miles away from here, and half of it was a mountain road, he was very curious about how the villagers would deal with it.

"According to the rules of the country, leave him a whole corpse and hang him in front of the archway!"

The old man said without a trace of emotion, he must calm the anger of the villagers in the four miles and eight towns, and also warn the thieves that this is not a place where they can act recklessly.

"It's cheap."

As soon as he heard that he was hanged and left the whole body, Lu Zhishen snorted and said, in his opinion, it is not too much for this thief to divide the corpse of five horses.

Under the command of the old man, a group of sturdy villagers scooped Zhang Feng out of the pile of rotten vegetable leaves, tied them to a flatbed truck with ropes, and began to parade through the streets, and then hanged themselves at the archway in front of the town.

It's not too early, and there is nothing to do with Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei, at the invitation of the village elders, Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei ate a table of wine and celebrated all night before returning to the mountain.

"Why haven't the Sprinkle family heard of your name?"

On the way up the mountain, Lu Zhishen suddenly asked, he is also mixed with the rivers and lakes, although he is only active in Kansai, but the heroes of the world have also heard of it, and he has never heard of the name of Monkey King Sun Lei.

"You are lonely and unheard, who knew Weizhou Tizhi Luda before you killed Zhen Guanxi? Don't you know Monkey King Sun Lei today! ”

Sun Lei said proudly, today his name as a Monkey King can be regarded as a hit, I don't know if someone will kneel down and call his brother when they meet in the future.

"Brother, aren't you afraid of taboos when you call this nickname, the emperor is a cautious eye, many literati have been convicted because of their articles and verses, but they have merit and fame, and they can reduce their crimes, and you don't have a fame in your body, take such a nickname, and if you spread it, you will be killed."

Lu Zhishen reminded Sun Lei that the Great Song Dynasty also had a very strict control over words with insinuations and ambiguities, and he had also encountered this incident when he was a tishi. But fortunately, there is a rule not to kill scholars and doctors, literati can reduce their crimes, Sun Lei has no meritorious official position, and this Monkey King has the same meaning as the emperor, this will be convicted of rebellion, if it is reported, it is the crime of killing the head.

"If I come to this world, do I still have to look at the eyes of others? I'm happy, I'm happy, isn't it happy to drink wine and eat meat in large chunks? The emperor provoked me, and if he didn't make a mistake, he wouldn't rebel if he crossed over, he was equal to a bastard! ”

Sun Lei said humming a little song.

"Haha, sure enough, I have the same character as the Sprinkle family."

Lu Zhishen saw that Sun Lei didn't care about it, and he didn't say anything about it, he laughed, he liked Sun Lei's free and easy character like him, and he was not afraid of provoking the king of heaven and Laozi, the gods and Buddhas.

The road up the mountain is actually not so easy to walk, although the road has been repaired by temples and pilgrims, but it is only passable, and it is still far from walking.

Sun Lei also looked at the scenery in the mountains curiously, Sun Lei was not in the mood to see the scenery when he was carried up the mountain by Lu Zhishen before, and then he went down the mountain and his mind was full of thoughts of getting rich, and he didn't pay attention to the mountain scenery at all, but now he looks really:

The clouds cover the peak, and the sun turns to the mountainside. Saga seems to be connected to the sky, and the uneven invasion of the Han table. Flowers and trees in front of the rock, dancing in the spring breeze and secretly spitting out fragrance; The vine at the entrance of the cave is covered with rain and hangs upside down. Feiyun Waterfall, the Milky Way shadow is soaked in the moonlight cold; The cliffs are pine, and the iron horn bell shakes the dragon's tail. It should be dyed by kneading blue, and it is made of natural workmanship. The root plate is directly pressed 3,000 zhang, and the momentum swallows 400 states.

"Master Lu, why should this temple be built on the mountain, isn't it tiring to walk up and down! No wonder I didn't see a few pilgrims in Wenshu Monastery, they were all frightened away by the mountain road. ”

After walking for two hours, Sun Lei complained, he was in no mood to look at the scenery anymore, this is different from climbing the mountain in later generations, the road is difficult, there is not even a stone step, many potholes are dirt roads, half an hour is more tiring than the previous travel to the top of the mountain, Sun Lei is very strange now, why don't the temple build the incense under the mountain, so that it is convenient for believers and pilgrims to incense, and it is not a bandit nest, so there is no need to be afraid of the encirclement and suppression of the government.

"I heard the superintendent of the temple say, the Buddha said: The Dharma should not be passed on lightly! That seems to mean that it is too easy to go to the temple and no one will believe it! Therefore, the temple must be built on the mountain, and besides, the rich pilgrims all go up in a sedan chair, so how can they walk. ”

Lu Zhishen saw that Sun Lei was tired, and shook his head again.

"Look at your body and bones, how can you take so many steps to become like this!"

If you want to talk about height, Sun Lei is about the same as Lu Zhishen, but he is not as strong as Lu Zhishen.

"Who can compare to you, monster!"

Sun Lei was speechless, his physical fitness was speechless, he could walk for three or four hours with Lu Zhishen step by step, this kind of mountain road could be walked for three or four hours, this was already very powerful in later generations, Sun Lei is now very suspicious of how Lu Zhishen carried himself to the mountain that day, this is simply not a person!

"I see that you don't know kung fu, when you go to the mountain, sprinkle the family to teach you some kung fu, and ensure that you can go up and down the mountain and play the same in the future!"

Lu Zhishen smiled and patted his chest and looked at Sun Lei.

"Could it be that I still live in the mountains with you?"

Sun Lei was a little moved, he was worried that he had nowhere to go, it was good to have a place to stay, and he thought about where to go in the future.

"Of course, wait for the mountain to ask the elders to ask him to shave for you, and after a few days, the Sprinkle family will find a way to help you get a degree, and then you will become a monk in Wenshu Monastery."

Lu Zhishen said as he walked.

"Hey, Master Lu, when did I say that I was going to become a monk? Don't fool around! ”

Sun Lei stopped, he didn't dare to go up the mountain anymore, if he went up the mountain and was shaved and became a monk, Sun Lei would really die, what is the difference between this kind of crossing and becoming a eunuch?

"Humph! At first glance, you are a playboy, and I am afraid that this release is not to harm people, and it is better to be locked up in the temple! ”

Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei, as if he had seen through Sun Lei's heart.

"Who said that? I'm just loving, you know! Fraternity! ”

Sun Lei turned around and was about to go down the mountain, it doesn't matter if he has nowhere to go, it's better to find a random place than to be a monk.

"Want to go?"

Lu Zhishen grabbed Sun Lei's shoulder, and Sun Lei couldn't break free.

"Brother, obediently go up the mountain with the Sprinkle family, this is a good thing, no matter how many people ask for it, they can't ask for it!"

Lu Zhishen dragged Sun Lei to the mountain, it is very beneficial to be a monk, he killed Zheng Tu and was chased by the government and was desperate, ran thousands of miles and couldn't escape, hid in Tibet, ran from Weizhou to this Yanmen County, and as a result, the documents for catching him were also posted here, until he became a monk, and he was no longer afraid of anyone being arrested, as long as there was a degree, the government would not find out his family.

"You can just go by yourself, I didn't say I wanted to be a monk, the twisted melon is not sweet!"

Sun Lei struggled, but he couldn't break free, he could only shout, but there was no one else in the mountains and forests except birds and beasts.

Sun Lei was very depressed, why was this the case every time he went up the mountain, the first time he was tied up by Lu Zhishen as a thief and carried up the mountain, and the second time he was forced to go up the mountain to be a monk.

"Even if it's falling grass, it's better than being a monk!"

Sun Lei shouted in his heart, Lu Zhishen's temper is too stubborn, his brain is a tendon, and he is very savage when he does things, maybe he will really shave him.