"Open a black shop!"

Sun Lei suddenly remembered something and repeated it to himself.

"Hmph, you also do that kind of indiscriminate thing? Then it's better to go to the grass! ”

Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei with an angry face.

"What are you anxious about, I don't open a black store, we are about to meet a black store, have you heard the rumors about Mengzhou on the rivers and lakes? Such a sentence slips away: The big tree crosses the slope, who dares to go there? The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are put to fill the river. ”

Sun Lei looked at the surrounding mountains, and when he got out of the mountains, he arrived in Mengzhou, where there were two murderous demons, Sun Erniang, the dominatrix who opened a black shop, and Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener.

"And this? The Sprinklers had never heard of it. ”

Lu Zhishen shook his head, he has been in Kansai all the year round, he has never walked around the rivers and lakes, and he knows very little about these things.

"You haven't heard of it, it's the kind of black shop we encountered last time, specializing in harming passers-by, I heard that the two people who opened the shop are a couple, the man is called Zhang Qing of the vegetable garden, and the woman is called the dominatrix Sun Erniang, they are all heroes who kill people without blinking. Full of heroic behavior. ”

Sun Lei said with a thumbs up.

"Phew, such a scumbag still dares to call a hero, and the Sprinkle family will get rid of this pair of evil dog men and women!"

Lu Zhishen was furious when he heard it, the last time he met the black shop, it made him hold back the fire, and now there are people who open a black shop who dare to call themselves heroes, which makes him feel that being called a good man has become a curse.

"You go to people and don't recognize it, what can you do, when the time comes, a good man, misunderstanding, righteousness, brother's, you can still do it? These two guys are much more from than the last time I met, I heard that they have come up with a three-no-kill, the first is the wandering monk Dao does not kill, the second is the prostitute in the upper courtyard of the rivers and lakes, and the third is the person who is involved in crimes everywhere. ”

Sun Lei talked about the little tricks of Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, and gave Lu Zhishen eye medicine, so as not to be deceived by this Han monk.

"These third-class people really shouldn't be killed."

Lu Zhishen nodded when he heard it, and seemed to agree.

"Look, you've been fooled, and the merchant who passes by should be killed? What did they do wrong? You're a monk and a criminal, you must be willing, why haven't you thought about what I'm going to do like this? What if Shi Jin goes? What should I do if Sun An goes? If you still mention it, a few words of rhetoric will blind you. ”

Sun Lei glanced down on the simple-minded Lu Zhishen, who was worthy of being a stupid monk who was almost made into a bun and turned around and could still call the other party a brother.

"It's a thief, and he has done such an evil thing and he still has a clear eye! Want to cover up the crime? ”

Lu Zhishen's brain turned around and became angry, and the water mill Zen staff in his hand slammed a pestle on the ground, and the shovel blade directly smashed a pit on the ground, and the people around saw it and avoided it, this place has reached the boundary of Mengzhou, and there are many passing merchants on the official road.

"What are you two doing?"

Seeing that there was a situation here, the officers and soldiers who set up the card came over and asked.

"Passerby."

Sun Lei replied casually, with Lu Zhishen's cannon, he is fearless.

"Let's see if it's the two people you want."

An officer and soldier whispered to the leader of the team that they were ordered to arrest the two thieves from Luzhou.

"Look, don't you see it's a monk? Get out of here, don't get in the way. ”

The leading captain saw Lu Zhishen's big bald head, monk's clothes, Buddha beads and Zen staff, and he didn't even check the degree, so he waved his hand and drove Lu Zhishen and Sun Lei away, and they were still waiting to catch the thief to receive the reward.

Successfully entered Luzhou, Lu Zhishen directly pulled Sun Lei to Tokyo and hurried.

On this day, we traveled to a deserted mountain.

"Master, why don't you carry me on your back, I guess I'll be exhausted before you reach Tokyo in such a hurry."

Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen and complained, Lu Zhishen was in a hurry to go to Tokyo, this way he was in a hurry to open the eleventh road, and he had to walk a hundred and ten miles a day, and Sun Lei felt that his legs were about to break.

"How many miles do you walk in a day and you're like this? If you don't hurry, you won't be able to find a place to stay. ”

Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei with disgust, how could he be tired of walking.

"There's a shop at the bottom of the ridge, go there and have some wine."

Lu Zhishen pointed to a row of dry houses under the ridge and said to Sun Lei, there was a wine curtain outside the dry house, go there to eat some wine and rest.

Sun Lei looked in the direction pointed by Lu Zhishen, and saw that there was a row of earthen houses behind a forest, about a dozen of them, and a shallow stream next to it, and the wine curtain was next to a big tree, which was taller than other trees, full of dead vines and a crow's nest, looking a little rotten and decayed.

"Do you dare to go to this hotel? Isn't this a cross slope? ”

Sun Lei pointed to the cross-shaped fork in the woods and said.

"What, this is the black shop opened by the thief?"

When Lu Zhishen heard this, he became murderous.

"It should be, let's go, just go and see."

With Lu Zhishen in Sun Lei, he was not afraid of any dominatrix, so he immediately walked down the ridge with Lu Zhishen, and walked a few miles to the door of the hotel.

"Rest, we have good wine, good meat, all kinds of dim sum, and big meat steamed buns!"

A scantily clad woman with heavy makeup greeted her with a smile on her face, her face and hands were smeared with thick powder, and she deliberately smeared two balls of rouge blush on her face, wearing a pink outer skirt, and the placket of her chest was wide open, revealing her colorful belly pocket and large white skin.

"This little brother is so handsome, why is he still shy? My sister is not a beast. ”

Sun Erniang first saw Lu Zhishen tall and fierce and a little afraid, but as soon as she saw Sun Lei, she flirted with a smile on her face, and she had the strength of a dusty woman.

"Although this eldest sister is not a beast, she can't say that she will eat people, and she is afraid."

Sun Lei said with some disgust, if you don't look good, you don't look good, no one dislikes your looks, but it's too much for you to look bad and wear this kind of makeup to scary people, no wonder you are nicknamed Dominatrix, how can Yaksha be good-looking?

"Yo, the little brother is still shy! How can my sister eat you! ”

Sun Erniang lowered her figure coquettishly, and her white breasts were half exposed in front of Sun Lei.

"What do you want to do, this woman, my brother does not look down on you."

Lu Zhishen's face was angry, and he said in a rough voice to the coquettish Sun Erniang.

"The master misunderstood, misunderstood, hurry up inside, Xiao Er, the wine and meat steamed buns are on quickly!"

Sun Erniang didn't dare to provoke Lu Zhishen and hurriedly laughed, but she had murderous intentions in her heart, Sun Lei's sentence of cannibalism just now made her a little annoyed, she was cannibalistic, but no one could say anything about it.

"Fine-skinned and tender-meaty, when the old lady has played with you enough, I will eat you well!"

Sun Erniang thought coldly in her heart, it is not common for a handsome young man like Sun Lei to be.

found a place to sit down, Sun Lei and Lu Zhishen waited for the food to be served, Lu Zhishen looked around the hotel, the embryonic house was very dilapidated, there was dust on the table and counter, and the ground was also dark and dirty.

"Brother, there's really something wrong with this store."

Lu Zhishen glanced at the guy who kept glancing at his burden and said to Sun Lei.

"Your big burden is so heavy, anyone knows that there is gold and silver in it, but you can see this?"

Sun Lei patted the burden on the stool and said with a smile, because it was too hard to travel, Sun Lei wrapped the rest of the money and clothes together with a big burden for Lu Zhishen to carry, and he only took a whistle stick.

"It is not a good thing to look at that adulteress, and when she sees people, she is coquettish, how can she do such a business."

Lu Zhishen said with a look like I had already penetrated everything.