Chapter 55: Oh, goblin, eat my grandson
"Guest officer, the wine and meat are here!"
Sun Erniang shouted "coquettishly", holding a wooden tray with two plates of meat and a plate of meat steamed buns, as well as dishes and chopsticks, and a large wine jar in the other hand, and deliberately pasted it to Sun Lei's side.
"Xiao Er, I really don't have eyes, and I don't help the guest officer put the burden away."
After setting up the wine, meat, bowls and chopsticks, Sun Erniang asked Xiao Ersheng in the distance as if she had just found the burden on the side, and her hand naturally stretched out to the burden that Lu Zhishen was holding.
"We're not busy, we're going to be in a hurry after eating, so we'll leave the baggage here."
Sun Lei waved the whistle stick, and just held down the burden before Sun Erniang touched the burden, Sun Erniang saw that the whistle stick arrived first, and retracted her hand in fright.
"This little brother, how to drink the burden here, let's take it away."
Sun Erniang saw that she had a big burden and was unwilling to give up, so she approached Sun Lei and said with a fake smile.
"Baggage is not a problem, this meat doesn't seem to be clean."
Sun Lei pointed to the meat and buns on the plate in front of him and said.
"Yo, little brother, what are these words, our family is the best yellow beef, who doesn't know within a radius of ten miles."
Sun Erniang took off the handkerchief from her waist and said with a wave of her head.
The handkerchief waved, and a smell of inferior rouge wafted away, and Sun Lei frowned when he smelled it, which was even more than the smell of fat powder in Qinglou.
"Everyone in the rivers and lakes says that the dominatrix Sun Erniang sells ten-spiced meat, I don't know if this meat is or not?"
Sun Lei stared at Sun Erniang and asked with a smile.
"The words of the guest officer, those are all rumors on the rivers and lakes, it can't be true, can we use ten spiced meat for business?"
Sun Erniang's face changed when she saw Sun Lei say her name, but she quickly denied it with a smile.
"Big tree cross slope, who dares to go there? The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are put to fill the river. Is this also a rumor? ”
Sun Lei's face changed and he knocked over the wine bowl in front of him, and the somewhat turbid wine in it was sprinkled on the table, this wine looked weird, and the taste was not right, it must have been added with sweat medicine.
"You little cub, dare to spread wild in the old lady's land? I don't think you want to live anymore! ”
Sun Erniang saw that Sun Lei had made her words clear, and she also understood that Sun Lei must know what she was doing, and since she had made it clear, there was no need for sweat medicine.
"The head of the house, bring people out to welcome guests, today there are two things that don't know whether they are dead or alive, this white and tender one is slaughtered and sold as mutton, and the black and rough one is chopped and sold as beef!"
Sun Erniang looked fierce, looking at Sun Lei and Lu Zhishen viciously, she had already figured out how to deal with these two.
Out of the back kitchen ran out of a big man, wearing a green gauze concave scarf, wearing a white cloth shirt, knee pads on the lower legs, eight pairs of bast shoes, and a bag tied around his waist; Born with a three-fist bone fork face, a few mustaches, nearly thirty-five or sixteen years old, holding a steel fork, he was followed by seven or eight men with sharp knives, all of them with fierce faces.
"Sure enough, it's a black shop, and it's angry!"
Lu Zhishen, who had been watching from the sidelines, saw these angry and slapped on the table in front of him, and the table was torn apart under the huge force, and the dishes and wine jars on it fell to the ground with a bang.
"Black monk, even if you are unlucky, if you change your weekdays, we will still let you go as a monk, but you have so much gold and silver, I wanted to give you a happy time to be a fool, but this kid who traveled with you provoked three times and twice, and I will send you to see the Buddha today!"
Sun Erniang saw Lu Zhishen's seizure, and hurriedly took two steps back, Lu Zhishen's physique was really too deterrent, but this store was his own territory, and he was full of people, so he quickly mustered up the courage to shout.
"You're useless, what are you doing in a daze, kill these two guys!"
Seeing that Zhang Qing didn't move, Sun Erniang urged, she was very annoyed by Zhang Qing, who was talking nonsense.
"Kill them!"
Seeing Lu Zhishen slap the table, Zhang Qing muttered in his heart, he knew that it was hard stubble at a glance, but his face had been torn, and the disguise was useless, so he waved a steel fork and killed his guys.
"The Sprinkler family killed you!"
Lu Zhishen was furious, and with a wave of the water mill Zen staff, he was about to overtake these thieves.
There was a muffled thud of flesh and blood. The two guys who rushed to the front and were holding boning knives were slapped away by Lu Zhishen's Zen staff.
Sixty-two pounds of water mill Zen staff, the shovel slapped horizontally, and the two guys had already smashed the bones and died on the spot.
Lu Zhishen's move frightened Zhang Qing and the rest of the guys, who were about to rush up, stopped, and did not dare to step forward with their weapons.
Seeing that those thieves were timid, Lu Zhi snorted coldly, and took three steps and two steps forward to step forward with a Zen cane and another split, and the black shovel knife hit a guy on the head.
"Click."
A scalp-tinging cracking sound sounded, and the guy's eyes protruded, his face was painful, and blood poured out from the top of his head all over his face in an instant.
"The old lady slaughtered you!"
Sun Erniang saw that Lu Zhishen killed three people in an instant, gritted her teeth, took out two short knives from her waist, and pounced directly at Sun Lei, Lu Zhishen's fierce appearance She didn't dare to provoke, or kill Sun Lei, a "thin" person, first.
"Oh, goblin, eat my grandson!"
Sun Lei originally wanted to watch the play, just let Lu Zhishen do it, but Sun Erniang didn't know whether to kill him alive or dead, and he was still rushing at himself, so you don't have to be polite.
Before Sun Erniang got close, Sun Lei's whistle stick arrived first, and the whistle stick hit the top of Sun Erniang's head, Sun Erniang was also used to seeing the scene, and she didn't dare to be careless, so she blocked the stick with two knives.
"Eat my grandson again!"
Sun Lei's whistle stick was collected, and when he turned around, the whistle stick turned a beautiful stick in his hand, and before Sun Erniang reacted, the whistle stick was picked up, and the short knife in Sun Erniang's hand flew out, and the two short knives turned a few times in the air, and they just fell on the table near Zhang Qing, and the two sharp knives were nailed to the table.
"Fairy escape! My grandson is here! Watch my grandson fight the white bone spirit three times! ”
Sun Erniang naturally didn't dare to fight anymore without the short knife, and when she turned around, she wanted to escape, where was Sun Lei willing to put it, took a step forward, and hit Sun Erniang on the back with a stick, and with a muffled sound, Sun Erniang was knocked to the ground with a stick.
"You fell before I could do it!"
Sun Lei stepped on Sun Erniang's back, pointed at Sun Erniang and said.
"Heroes spare their lives!"
Sun Erniang begged for mercy like killing a pig, and didn't dare to say anything about killing people and overselling goods.
"Hero, I misunderstood, and I am angry, I am angry!"
Seeing this, Zhang Qing knew that he couldn't beat him, and he was ready to beg for mercy to explain.
"Misunderstanding, you dog men and women deserve to die, open a black shop and lose your conscience!"
Lu Zhishen had heard Sun Lei say that the evil deeds of these two people had already been heard, and he didn't listen to the explanation at all, and it was two Zen sticks, and he sent the two guys on the left and right flying, and killed Zhang Qing with the Zen staff.
"Heroes, they are all brothers on the rivers and lakes, why be aggressive!"
Zhang Qing took two steps back with a steel fork, looked at Lu Zhishen and said.
"Bah, who is a brother with you, you guys dare to call you heroes, and the Sprinkle family will split you!"
Lu Zhishen was even more annoyed when he heard that Zhang Qing was a good man and a brother, the two things he cared about most in his life were defiled by such people, these people really deserved more than Zheng Tu.
"You man, I'm talking to you so much, how can you not know how to be polite!"
Zhang Qing saw Lu Zhishen waving a Zen stick, jumped sideways to dodge, and pointed at Lu Zhishen and said.
"Sprinkle the family and let you count the courtesy!"
Lu Zhishen was even more angry when he heard this, and with a wave of his Zen staff, he overturned a table, and the table flew away according to Zhang Qing.
Zhang Qing took two steps back, and with a wave of the steel fork in his hand, he knocked down the tumbling and flying table.