071. Who beats whom is not certain

It's been a week since Gotham Carnival Night.

After the Joker and the Riddler were confirmed dead by the Arkham Asylum guards and the Gotham City Police, the citizens of Gotham made the day their holiday.

That night, they had a party at home, some friends called friends, and those who didn't have friends pulled their puppies and kittens to celebrate.

The whole of Gotham was having fun, and even some of the people who lived on the edge of the city would shoot twice into the sky.

"Hello, the big brothers who use Superman as the second brother."

"Don't talk nonsense, when will I take Superman as the second child!"

Zhang San, who was sitting in the living room watching TV, turned his head to look, and Chris in front of the refrigerator said hello with a can of beer in his hand and a smile.

What happened in Gotham was a bit influential, so big that Zhang San himself didn't expect his popularity to soar all the way to the first place on the forum's favorite superhero list.

1. Keyboard man

2. Superman

3. Wonder Woman

The weakest keyboard man in the top three surpassed a female superhero who was liked by men, and became the first with another male superhero who was liked by men.

Many of those who voted for the keyboard showed their address as Gotham City, while others liked his assertiveness and mending behavior with the supervillain.

The reason for this was that a poster claimed to know a guard at Arkham Asylum, and his friend happened to be on duty that day.

He posted about the cause of the clown's death, and his prison guard friend was able to sweep up only a little dust when he went to collect the body.

The Riddler is not bad, at least a little scum.

The voters unanimously agreed that if a horror movie could make a keyboard man the protagonist, I believe that no monster will always be dead and alive.

"You've pushed Superman to second place! You are the only one who can do this. ”

The good buddy is so good, Chris is naturally very happy and proud.

Anyway, he also brought people out with the vigilantes at the beginning, and now the apprentice Niu is so good that he can take Superman as the second child, and he is so happy that this master is so happy.

"Where are you going next? Or Gotham? ”

"No, Gotham is not easy to go to right now."

Zhang San already has his own plan, and it is absolutely impossible for Chris to go to Gotham, which Chris can guess.

At night, an alien spaceship quietly flies into the bustling metropolis...

Passers-by on the street chatting with the people around them didn't notice anything flying over their heads.

Since the big city with a beautiful night view has Superman, no one has to worry about a plane falling from the sky.

Somewhere in a science park that belongs to the Lex Group.

Zhang Sangan, who had put away the spaceship and took out his stun gun, knocked down the security guards in the hall, and then rushed to the laboratory.

Those who engage in scientific research are very rich, and scientific research instruments are quite valuable.

And the time he chose was just when the researchers got off work, and now there were only some Lex Group security guards left in the entire park.

Bang!

With a punch smashing the glass door, he packed everything he saw into his personal space as fast as he could.

As he cleaned up the third lab, a bunch of security guards at the park finally came around with guns.

"Keyboard man! Drop your weapon! ”

The security guards surrounded the room where the intruders were, and through the glass of the lab they could see keyboards standing with weapons in their hands in the empty room.

"Lay down your arms!"

The security guards nervously held their guns at it, they had all heard about what the keyboard was doing in the city next door.

Killed several gang bosses, singled out Batman at the Iceberg Club, and then was sent to Arkham by the Justice League.

In the end, it escaped from Arkham Asylum!

Killed the Joker and the Riddler!

It took one night!

"I have a suggestion..."

Watching the keyboard man walk out of it with a weapon in hand, the security guards who retreated step by step shouted again:

"Lay down your arms."

Syllable! Bang Bang!

I don't know who was too nervous and accidentally fired the first shot, anyway, everyone else also pulled the trigger when they heard the gunshot.

"Ceasefire! Cease fire! ”

Seeing a baguette wall suddenly appearing in front of him, the security captain hurriedly shouted to stop the team members who were still shooting the bread.

So many people's bullets hitting these breads only made a small hole in them, what the hell is this thing made of?

The security captain stretched out his hand and signaled, and a group of people immediately divided into two teams and copied it.

Behind the baguette wall, however, was empty.

The keyboard guy has already run away!

Someone curiously touched the baguettes next to him, but as soon as his hand touched them, the bread disappeared.

In an open space in the science and technology park, Zhang San, who ran away with a baguette wall, was stopped.

The other party is a superhero who is very confident and powerful in a cape, Superman!

Seeing him floating in the air staring at him, with an expression that you are waiting to be beaten if you don't turn yourself in, Zhang San raised the baguette in his hand and aimed it at him.

Superman doesn't understand what will happen next, and he thinks it's hilarious that the keyboard man is holding a loaf of bread.

"What are you going to do? Hit me with it? ”

Hearing Superman's words, Zhang San understood why the bloody movement could send him to the ICU with one shot.

How to put it, Superman seems to be so confident in his own strength that he seems casual when he sees something in his cognition that will not hurt him.

So Zhang San took out another mobile phone.

"It's too late for you to leave."

Although he said that he also had a revenge mentality when he came over this time, he really didn't want to see the other party's bird.

Superman fell in front of him, staring at Zhang San with a look of what are you talking about without speaking.

No way...

In an instant, the extremely sensitive Superman realizes that something is missing from him!

Where's the clothes!?

In less than two seconds, he angrily put on the clothes that had been taken off inexplicably.

"It's recording."

Raising the mobile phone he was holding, Zhang San pulled away a little distance.

Click...

In the blink of an eye, the thing that was still in Zhang San's hand instantly ran into Superman's hand, and he directly crushed the phone.

"Uh... There's something called auto-upload. Just now, the video of you not wearing clothes has reached my time-lapse posting network account. ”

"Really?"

Superman's anger turned into a smile, and he said in front of Zhang San, "Cyborg, did you hear it?" ”

"I've logged out of all of its online accounts on social platforms, Superman."

Hum.

Superman, whose face was gradually becoming unkind, clenched his fists and walked towards the keyboard in front of him.

He wants to teach the other a lesson.

"Taste this!"

A glowing green stone appeared in Zhang San's hand, and he had actually been prepared for a long time before coming over.

The kryptonite that automatically glows green when he meets Superman is something he found in a spaceship during the week, and now he's going to kick Superman's ass hard!