072. Something the keyboard is afraid of.
Superman's face changed drastically when he saw Kryptonite, and he suddenly fell to his knees as if he had been drained of all his strength.
"Now we know who's the boss."
Bang!
As soon as the baton went down, Superman, who had lost his strength due to the influence of kryptonite, was directly knocked to the ground by him.
In the next second, his superhero tights appeared next to the lifeless Superman.
As much as he gritted his teeth and tried to stand up, the kryptonite in the keyboard man's hand and the baguette on his head did not allow him to do so.
"If you don't want the photo to circulate, don't follow the bat next door to stop me from doing things next time!"
Just as Zhang San was about to take a few photos of this gentleman as a souvenir, two beautiful long legs appeared in his eyes.
"Looks like you need help."
Wonder Woman smiled and looked at Superman's nothing-looking back, then moved her gaze to the keyboard man with kryptonite in his hand:
"Keyboard, you'd better take the initiative."
"Can you talk to me alone, there's an outsider next to me now."
"Okay."
Wonder Woman flicked her hand, and a golden rope wrapped around Zhang San's left hand.
The other party just pulled slightly, and his whole person flew directly to this sexy beauty in armor and hakama.
[I'm going to crash!] 】
Excited heart, trembling hands, but what appeared in front of him was a beautiful woman's leg.
Thump!
Contrary to what he imagined, he was kicked to the ground by the opponent's right leg...
The tip of the silver sword landed on Zhang San's stomach, and Wonder Woman smiled and said to him with the sword in her hand:
"You want to talk to me alone, don't you?"
Zhang San, who was held by the sword, did not panic at all, he asked rhetorically: "Guess how I took off Superman's clothes." ”
At this time, the smile on her face disappeared, and Wonder Woman, with a murderous expression, stared at the keyboard under the sword and warned:
"I'll slaughter you in that instant!"
"But they'll see you at your sexiest."
Zhang San turned his head to look at the group of security guards hiding by the wall, some of whom were holding their phones and shooting at him and Wonder Woman.
"What is your strength!"
Wonder Woman's hand tightened the mantra lasso tied to Zhang San's left hand, and she wanted to ask about the specific abilities of this keyboard man.
"Where there's a keyboard, there's me..."
Zhang San, who spoke intermittently, performed very sincerely, and with the help of his mental retardation, he didn't have to worry about being forced to speak the truth by the lasso of the truth.
"What do you mean?"
"If the keyboard is immortal, I will live forever!"
The keyboard man's explanation sounded familiar to her, so she asked:
"Are you God?"
"The gods... The gods ......"
Seeing that it began to struggle and resist the force exerted by the Lasso of Truth, Wonder Woman hurriedly pressed against the keyboard and tried to ask the truth:
"How can I make you lose your power?"
"Love... The keyboard is most afraid of... It's love from others..."
Hearing this, Wonder Woman glanced at Superman, who had been hanging up for a long time next to her.
For the first time, they had heard that love could make a keyboard unpowered.
There is no connection between these two things at all, why is this the weakness of keyboard people?
"Tell me! All your abilities! ”
"No... Other... Want to ......"
Seeing that it began to resist the power of the Lasso of Truth again, Wonder Woman simply sat down on the keyboard and pressed her arm against its keypad position and continued to ask:
"Say! What are your abilities! ”
"Undress in an instant... Unleash the dung water bomb..."
??
Seeing the purple glow of the baguette that the keyboard man had been holding in his hand, Wonder Woman, who felt bad, quickly withdrew the mantra lasso and flew into the air.
A smell a hundred times worse than the sewer drifted into Superman's perceptive nose, almost giving him a dry vomit.
Boom!
He also flew into the air and kept his distance from the stinking keyboard man.
“yue!”
“yue! Vomit..."
The two of them ran away, but a group of onlookers were guilty and fell to the ground one by one and vomited breakfast.
"Don't come here, be careful that I give you some stuffed filth!"
Picking up the kryptonite that had fallen to the ground, waving the baguette in his hand that could produce juice out of thin air and emit a foul smell, Zhang San watched the two superheroes in the air retreat towards the outside of the park step by step.
Realizing that it couldn't fly, Superman floated in the air and released a hot gaze at the baguette in the keyboard man's hand.
He's going to melt away the weird thing that the keyboard man has been holding.
"Ah!!h
Zhang San immediately showed that he was going to die, and the kind-hearted superman quickly stopped his hot gaze when he saw this.
Seeing that the keyboard man got up again and ran out, Wonder Woman, who didn't want to let her mantra lasso get stained with filth, went to the park to find a rope.
Boom!
The shotgun that appeared out of thin air in the keyboard man's hand shattered the rope noose she had thrown at her.
"Drop your arms, keyboard!"
The steel skeleton that had blocked his sense of smell in advance fell from the sky, and he took the initiative to help when he saw that Superman couldn't handle it.
Without his sense of smell, the foul-smelling bread sticks in the keyboard man's hands had no effect on him.
But when the keyboard man wields a lump of dirt, the human brain that controls the steel skeleton body will still diaphragm to the side.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, with the blessing of the power of throwing tiles, Zhang San jumped violently and instantly drilled into the clouds.
The next moment, he had already entered the alien spaceship, and he slipped away in the spaceship under the search of three flying superheroes.
Next door, Batman, standing on the top of a tall building in Gotham City overlooking the city, was silent for a moment when he learned of this, and then he said to the others in the newsletter:
"I see."
He's glad he didn't hit him with filth the last time he fought the keyboard guy...
I didn't expect that the weakness of keyboard people would be from the love of others, a keyboard that is afraid of love?
It sounds, but this is what Wonder Woman asks with a mantra lasso, and Batman chooses to believe it.
Because he knew the power of the Lasso of Truth, even Aquaman could not resist, and Aquaman would unconsciously tell the truth even if he only sat on the rope.
So what the keyboard man said is true, if you want it to lose its power, you have to let someone give it love.
This is very difficult, after all, no one will give their love to a keyboard with long hands and feet.
Batman wants to try to win over keyboard people with extreme personalities, because he doesn't want to see the weird keyboard become enemies.
Superman has already suffered today, and his mysterious abilities are even the most powerful superheroes who don't understand what is going on.
There is also the use of filth to deal with Wonder Woman, a method that even Batman himself has not thought of, but it seems to be effective depending on the situation.
And the keyboard man has studied the psychology of women very thoroughly, and it did not use the tricks of Superman to deal with Wonder Woman.
What a clever and cunning keyboard...