He deliberately took a few days off from the magic testimony activity a few days ago, but the number in line was relatively low, and when it was his turn, the keyboard doctor was suddenly attacked.

Although the keyboard man who disappeared after the attack said that he was back and said that the event would be held again, Johnny spent a few thousand dollars on the trip.

"Johnny, how are you doing?"

"It's not good, I'm annoyed by what that damn toy man did, you know, boss."

Knocking on his leg that had been wounded by a gunshot, Johnny, who looked helpless, talked to Zhang San about the whole process of the incident a few days ago.

The hapless man saved half of his money but didn't get anything, and he didn't know if he would be able to save enough money for travel and accommodation for the next magical testimony.

"If you want me to say that you should really give up the occult, it is better to spend so much money to buy occult props than to make yourself better."

Zhang San felt that this thing was a lie, and the divination crystal balls sold in the occult shop in the city next door were as low as five hundred.

It's still imported because there are words on the base!

"No, boss. I feel like I'm going to learn magic right away, and now I'm meditating every night to improve my magic. ”

Johnny didn't think anything was wrong, and he even showed his boss how to meditate on the spot.

Seeing that this guy just changed his posture and closed his eyes, Zhang San shook his head and couldn't understand these occult lovers.

If this posture like sitting on the toilet is meditation, then he can be said to be accumulating energy between heaven and earth by holding the pillow when he sleeps.

"Officer Zhang, where have you been playing these days?"

Barbara, dressed in a police uniform and dressed in outfit, walked into the store, looking a little happy.

"Wonder Woman asked me for a date, and you know that I can't refuse a woman's invitation, so I've been watching the sea with her in Atlantis for the past few days."

"Poof... Hahaha! ”

Sophia at the counter laughed when she heard him say this, she was worthy of a man who came with his mouth open, and his words were always so funny.

Last time he was a superhero, and this time it was Wonder Woman who asked him for a date, wouldn't he make up a better story?

"You're talking about Wonder Woman is a code name, right? I haven't heard of any inn in town called Atlantis. ”

As soon as Barbara's words came out, even Johnny couldn't help but give her a thumbs up, it was too powerful.

"Believe it or not, Wonder Woman actually has a crush on me, and you saw it last time."

"Really? You mean Canterlot? The smile on Barbara's face grew brighter, and she said:

"Well, I only saw someone get into an expensive Mercedes Benz sports car, and when he came down again, he had an extra check in his hand~"

"Oh... Boss, you're too good, can you teach me? ”

Johnny was surprised to know how his boss got into the car, and he wanted to get in the sports car and get off with multiple checks in his hand.

"Don't listen to her rumors, the person in the car is a man."

“……”

Suddenly, the laughter stopped, and the people in the store, including a few customers, stared at him and no one spoke.

"I only like women! The kind with a good body that is convex and backward! Zhang San explained as best he could.

"I know boss, you don't have to be so excited..."

Anyway, he came out of Gotham City, and Johnny had seen too many similar situations.

!

Finding that the people around him were looking at him with a look that we understood, Zhang San scolded and then showed Johnny politely and walked out with his fingers.

Barbara, who came out later, saw Zhang San leaning next to her police car and joked: "You didn't tell me that you like men." ”

"Do you want to test my fighting power? Don't try to challenge my patience, ma'am. ”

"Okay, shall we make an appointment in Atlantis?"

"It's not impossible, Aquaman gave me a VIP card."

The golden card in Zhang San's hand flashed, which made Barbara stunned.

She was originally joking, co-authored this person really has an Atlantis VIP card!?

Now it was Zhang San's turn to smile, and the winner sat in the loser's police car and stared at her.

"What's wrong?" asked Barbara, smiling awkwardly and glancing at the man next to her.

"I think you're the kind of person who screams the most on the Internet, and turns out to be like a quail offline."

“……”

Along the way, Barbara, who was driving, became very quiet like a quail, and even Zhang San asked her about her recent situation.

At the Evergreen Police Department, Chief Daniel's hanging heart was relieved to see the ace officer appear again.

When asked what the capable boy had been up to lately, he received the same reply as Barbara had heard before.

Wonder Woman goes on a date with his ace officer, and the two spend a few days in Atlantis.

"Ahh

Since Zhang San is fine now, it doesn't matter what he's done in the past few days.

But the story that was clearly made up...

Seems to be making a fool of him, the director, right?

Outside the police station...

Zhang San walked to the handmade hamburger truck on the side of the road and bought a discounted sausage burger, and then he took the packaged burger to the next town.

I heard that there was a woman waiting for him at home, and now that he has come, she is still here with a gift.

I hope that the other party will not vomit and diarrhea all day long like humans after eating.

The farm, which had not been seen for a few days, changed again, the vines that wrapped around the houses were more purple, and the stone walls were surrounded by the same ruby flowers that Zhang San had brought back from the alien planet before.

The thorny plants that entwined with each other became the outer defense of the wall, and if anyone who didn't have long eyes came here to steal something, they would probably be caught by them and used as nourishment to be 'eaten'.

Before he could reach out and knock on the door, a few finger-sized vines sprang out of the crack in the open door and pulled him in.

Boom! Thump.

The door was closed by the plants, and Zhang Sangang, who was pulled down on the floor of the living room, wanted to stand up when someone suddenly sat on him.

"Humph! I've got you! ”

With a knife in her hand, Ivy is the same as the villains in the movie who caught the protagonist, and the expression on her face reveals the word danger.

"Your name is Ivy, isn't it?"

Zhang San, who had a wonderful idea in his heart, was ready to tease her and let her experience the feeling of being tricked again.

Sure enough, when she heard him say this, Ivy asked in a somewhat confused tone, "What do you mean?" ”

"I'm not it."

？？？

"You think you can fool me? This time you want to run not so easily, keyboard. ”

As she spoke, Ivy put her hand on the G key of the keyboard and pressed it, and her expression gradually froze when she saw that the other party did not react.

(End of chapter)