When Ivy first encountered the keyboard, the other party not only stopped her hand from pressing the G key, but also said that if she pressed it, she would become a monster more terrifying than the devil.

But this keyboard in front of you?

Let her press that key, and she hasn't turned into a monster yet

"You"

"I'm its brother, and my name is Keyboard Warrior." Zhang San suddenly turned against the customer, violently broke free from the vines that bound his hands and pressed the woman to the ground.

Then, to Ivy's horror, she found that she had pulled out one of those sausage burgers that seemed to be broken!

"My brother Keyboard Man has a last wish, and he wants me to give you this sausage burger that has been in the fridge for four years after it dies."

"No!"

Smelling the bad smell of the flesh, Ivy felt very disgusted and stretched out her hand to block her, but her hands were grabbed by the other party's round hand.

The eerie electronic sound of laughter in the living room, the screams of frightened women, and the grocery shopping Harley who suddenly opened the door to see this scene.

She couldn't figure out why the keyboard would sit on Ivy and shove a burger into each other's mouths, were they playing a game?

"Help me!"

Frightened, Ivy sent a plea for help to Harley, who had just returned, and the plant she controlled couldn't pull the powerful keyboard away from her.

Shaking her head, Harley ignored her best friend's cries for help and walked into the kitchen with a large bag of things.

"No one can save you, because I'm stronger than it!"

Seeing her close her mouth and head to the side, the lamp ring on Zhang San's hand turned on, and the yellow energy forcibly straightened Ivy's head and pinched her mouth open.

Belch!!!

The smell of the sausage burger was getting stronger and stronger, and a few drops of oil fell from the burger and into her mouth, which had only opened a little bit of stubborn resistance.

yue！

Ivy's face turned white when she was let go, and she ran to the bathroom while still saying cruel words to kill the keyboard man!

After a burst of vomiting, the cleaned woman returned to the living room full of rage, and stared at the keyboard that had just forced her to eat the burger with a jackal-like look.

"Appetizing? You'll be able to eat a lot of food at dinner. ”

The Zhang San suddenly noticed that a bunch of vines had sealed the door, and not only the door, but also the windows and walls were full of swimming vines.

"I'm just here to fulfill the last wish of the keyboard man, and I don't have any hatred for you, ma'am."

"Huh."

With a gloomy face, Ivy raised her hand, and countless vines attacked the other party, she was going to bury this guy in the ground for a whole day!

In a flash of lightning, Zhang San walked straight in front of Ivy as hard as a god of war to resist the attack of the vines.

The palms of the lightning-gathering hands stretched out, and the plants that protected her were all electrocuted into charcoal.

The woman stepped back one after another until she stuck to the wall, she didn't expect the keyboard man's brother Keyboard Man to release such a powerful lightning

Then, the familiar smell returned.

Zhang San took the sausage burger that was still a little hot and quickly stuffed it into the woman's slightly open mouth, and he successfully let the other party eat a bite of this hamburger!

While she was stunned, Zhang Sanyi tore off the vines that sealed the door and opened the door decisively and slipped away.

“.”

#！！！

Panicked and spit out the food scraps in her mouth, Ivy ran into the bathroom in anger and panic and vomited.

When it was time to eat, Harley looked strangely at her good friend who didn't eat and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"I don't have an appetite."

It's all to blame on that keyboard, judging from the speed of the other party's run, Ivy is basically sure that it is the keyboard man who disappeared by the toy man before.

No one can run so fast but it!

In revenge for the damn keyboard, she posted a selfie on social media, and in that photo Ivy was pale and looked uncomfortable.

[@104个键位的键盘, I'm sick!] Why don't you care about me? ]

Less than ten seconds after the message appeared, a reply from the keyboard exploded the sick photo.

Netizens found that the place where the keyboard man took pictures looked like they were on another planet, and at its feet was a white-skinned strong man with a rope around his neck.

[His name is Rob, and he is a cosmic wanted criminal, with a powerful body and superhuman strength!] ]

Netizens were shocked, which means that the keyboard man who went out from the earth can beat up the most wanted criminals in the universe like Superman on an alien planet!

Men who admired strength gave it a thumbs up, and women who also liked to see strong men trampled under their feet also gave it a thumbs up.

Only a handful of people commented that the keyboard should take care of the family and the sick poison ivy more, instead of being a hero on an alien planet to punish the cosmic villains.

Doyle: The brave Earth Keyboard has trampled the cosmic monster under its feet, and he's a mighty warrior!

Blue Rabbit: Oh my God, is it on an alien planet?!

The Dirks: Men shouldn't just focus on the family, it proves to the universe that earthlings are awesome.

Gotham's Burger King: Poison Ivy doesn't know our keyboard at all, she's just a blue pool of traffic!

There was the first one who started scolding the poison ivy woman, and there was the second and the third.

Most of the IP squirting poison ivy girls from Gotham City are a blue pool who wants to be famous and popular, and she doesn't even want her face for the sake of traffic, and she pretends to be pitiful.

Seeing the messages from those people on her phone, Aivy, whose face turned red with anger, really wanted to catch those people back and bury them in the ground as nourishment to feed her baby.

She regretted that she hadn't filmed the interaction between the keyboard and herself before, otherwise she would definitely have been able to slap these people in the face!

What do you mean she doesn't know the keyboard at all!?

While she was talking to the keyboard in Arkham Asylum, none of these people knew what they were doing!

"Eat something, Ivy, if you don't eat, you'll get up and rummage through the fridge at night."

"How did you find out?"

"I know every time, I just don't say it."

Even if Harley didn't see her get up to go through the fridge, she still knew that there was something missing when she opened it the next day.

When the rats were spotted stealing food at night, Ivy lowered her head and ate the dinner that Hallie had prepared for herself without saying a word.

The other side.

Zhang San, who was also having dinner, asked several people present a question:

"Do any of you know why Poison Ivy doesn't eat meat, shouldn't she, as a representative of plants, eat only meat?"

"I don't know, I've heard people say she eats everything." Chris, who has been on the Internet for many years, has spoken out about some of the things he has heard.

The vigilante had a different opinion: "Poison ivy is very fond of plants, and I guess she usually eats some human corpses, just as plants like rotting nutrients." ”

"How is that possible!" Listening to what they said, the more outrageous it became, Zhang San really took these two goods.

The corpses are here, but what about the undead ghouls?

(End of chapter)