Chapter 1: The History of the Death of the Licking Dog
Rain cats and dogs.
The water of the moat had overflowed the guardrails, encroaching on the aisles that had once belonged to pedestrians. The weeping willows swaying in the wind on both sides of the strait are like monsters in dark mythology, showing their teeth and claws, which is intimidating. In such weather, whether it is staying at home and fighting to the death with the mobile phone, or fighting with the keyboard in the office building for 800 rounds, it is far stronger than coming out in the rain.
In such a good weather, there was a teenager with a hole in his brain who rushed onto the stone bridge on the lake.
"Congratulations host, mission accomplished" an electronic voice heard only by a teenager with a pit in his brain.
"Ahh Yes! It's finally done! That's great! That's great! Hahahaha......"
Thinking that the goddess who was struggling to kneel and lick finally made an official announcement with Zhao Chao, the vice president of the student union, in the circle of friends, the bright smile on the photo made Liu Xiaoxing more and more difficult to suppress the restlessness in his heart.
In this way, Liu Xiaoxing chose to run out to get wet in the rain to try to wet the fire in his heart, all this is not easy, if it weren't for the cold rain, maybe too long of depression would really make him do more excessive things.
For Liu Xiaoxing, who was running wildly in the rain at this moment, he seemed to understand Shawshank's shout back then, but he felt that he was almost meaningful to understand Zhou Shuren's shout.
It's finally over!
Liu Xiaoxing feels that the past three years have almost become his nightmare! Liu Xiaoxing pointed to the sun that was covered by dark clouds and didn't know where it was, and asked, "Do you know how I've spent the past three years?" ”
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Three years ago!
At that time, in the depths of his unconscious consciousness, Liu Xiaoxing felt a warm force flowing through his body, which was the nutrient solution and medicine infused by the doctor for him. Gradually, he felt himself surrounded by the warmth of this power, and it seemed that he also saw a white light, something that was helping him and leading him out of this darkness.
I don't know how long it took, Liu Xiaoxing's consciousness began to have some vague feelings. He seemed to hear voices in the distance, a conversation between family and the doctor, and although he couldn't hear what they were saying, he could feel their nervousness and concern. Gradually, his consciousness began to clear. He could feel his body, he could hear the sounds around him, and he could even smell the unique smell of disinfectant in the hospital.
Finally, he managed to open his eyes and saw Liu Liuhe's eager faces. He was still feeling dizzy, but he knew that he had finally come out of the darkness.
Liu Xiaoxing felt as if his consciousness had fallen into a whirlpool. His consciousness was rapidly falling in the vortex, surrounded by a chaotic array of colors and shapes. He couldn't understand what was going on, so he let himself spin in the vortex.
In the process, he suddenly felt a strong electrical stimulation, as if millions of messages were flooding his brain, as if he was doing some kind of complex calculation. And his consciousness seems to have been carried into a mysterious place by this current. He came to a space full of numbers and codes. The numbers and codes flickered rapidly before his eyes, like beams of light, shooting brilliant colors in the darkness. Suddenly, a string of codes stopped in front of his eyes, and then, as if they were injected with life, beams of light passed through his consciousness and into his brain. He could feel his brain being altered by an intense force that left deep marks in his brain.
Just as he wondered if he had entered a hallucination similar to "eating an umbrella and lying on the board", a frenzied music sounded in his ears, which made his vague brain vibrate.
Then, an electronic voice sounded in the loud music: "Congratulations to the host for becoming the chosen one, and rejoicing in the system that everything can be licked!" Successfully join the army of licking dogs! One day, you will be the king of dog licking! ”
In this situation, Liu Xiaoxing always feels that there is an old groove in his mouth, and he is not happy to vomit.
Calm down, calm down! Small scenes! Hold!
Calm down,! What's this? Did the scenes in the novels and comics land on you?
I didn't kill my sister to preach, nor did I sacrifice my parents! Is this a windfall? Is it possible to get hit by a car once and get the system? Then I'm going to be hit thousands and hundreds of times, isn't it just that the system is fully loaded? From now on, it is up to me to protect the peace of the world, the safety of the earth, and the stability of the galaxy?
Liu Xiaoxing couldn't help but start to think about it!
"Host, do you want to start the system now!"
"Start, start, start!"
"System startup ......"
In Liu Xiaoxing's mind, a mysterious system gradually emerged from the virtual to the real, and the system interface presented a strange and unfamiliar sense of technology: the background of the entire interface was black, dotted with various neon-colored lines and words, flashing like electricity. At the top, in bold neon font are written five bold characters - "the strongest dog licking system", and below are the constantly changing data in each box:
【System Level】
Level 1: 0/10
【Points】
Total: 0 points
【Mission】
Starter Quest: Lick into the depths, you name it.
The goal of the host's mission is to tie the flower Zhang Moyu, please kneel and lick it strictly according to the dog-licking behavior, and never let the other party really fall in love with you. While the other person is being licked on their knees, the task is completed if they are in a public relationship with other boys.
Mission Progress: To be completed
Task rewards: 1. Activate the system; 2. Newbie Gift Pack and Mystery Gift Pack; 3. Points reward (the system will reward points according to the actual situation of the task)
【Special Terms】
The host cannot reveal the existence of the system, otherwise it will be obliterated.
【Special Instructions】
Appendix 1: "You Can't Marry—You Must Not Be Involved in Pornography, Gambling, and Drugs in Any Form" (p. 861)
Appendix 2: "All Promising Laws - The rewards given by the system are obtained through formal channels, and there are no worries"
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Annex 177: Special Acknowledgments (p. 19671)
“!!! Thank you, God! How many people have you thanked in the end! Are you a system or a movie? There aren't so many people co-branded! Are they all advertisers? Is my task in the future to watch commercials? And points! What the hell are points? The people's system is crazy and cool, with clothes to open their mouths, food to stretch their hands, and countless funds? Do you want people to work without giving anything? ”
Liu Xiaoxing was stunned, everything can lick the system in his brain There will be such an interface.
"And then! What the hell is kneeling and licking Zhang Moyu? Who is she? Where did we get the flowers? How is this possible? I'm so handsome, so sunny, and I still have abs...... How can it be used as a licking dog? Are you cheating on me? It's all an illusion, right? ”
When Liu Xiaoxing was confused, the system continued to say in an emotionless voice: "If you fail to complete the novice task, you will not be able to officially activate the system, and you will not be able to obtain any points and rewards." ”
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Liu Xiaoxing, who was running wildly in the rainstorm, especially wanted to shout to God, do you know how I have spent the past three years?
Do you know how I've been tossing and turning for the past three years, and I can't sleep all night?
Do you know what I've done for these three years?
If it weren't for the fact that this broken system couldn't be uninstalled, I would have returned to normal life a long time ago! Thinking of giving up the task, the system threatens to turn itself into an idiot!
Originally, he was still running and shouting, and Liu Xiaoxing, who was full of ecstasy, became more and more angry the more he thought about it.
In the past three years, he has really been too difficult!
He is obviously a little handsome, but he can only pretend to be ugly; He is obviously not the kind of person who stalks, but he has to do the kind of low-lying and petty things; He should be the precious son of the family, but he has to be so humble to the dust.
Looking back on the various flatteries he made for the goddess every day when he got up early and greedy for the night, and even kept making excuses to ask his parents for living expenses in order to buy her gifts, tears of disgrace and remorse mixed with the rain slowly and silently flowed.
"Ah...... I don't want to be a licking dog anymore! ”
Liu Xiaoxing shouted at the moat. The frustration and loss in his heart made his thoughts seem to be swept away by a storm of emotions, and he was in chaos.
Perhaps it was the wild running just now that made him a little out of breath, and his steps began to stagger a little. In a moment of turn, his feet slipped suddenly, and the whole person inevitably rolled forward, slammed straight into the guardrail of the moat, and then planted his head into the moat like a penguin struggling to wave its wings.
Liu Xiaoxing, who fell into the water, struggled desperately, trying to shout for help several times, but every time he opened his mouth, a stream of river water rushed straight into his mouth. After a few struggles, some of the demobilized bodies quickly sank to the bottom of the river, leaving only the inseparable green hat to rise and fall with the river.