"! Liu Xiaoxing, not so much! A yellow figure quickly came to the edge of the moat from far and near, looked at the green hat floating around, shouted, and jumped into the moat in a clean depth charge pattern. I saw that after he stabbed a few fierce men near the green hat, he found Liu Xiaoxing, who was already in a coma, and then dragged Liu Xiaoxing's clothes with one hand and swam to the shore.

After going ashore, the man in yellow slapped Liu Xiaoxing twice with a bow left and right, shouting, "Xiaoxing, wake up!" I'm Liu Liu. ”

Although Liu Xiaoxing's cheeks were already a little red and swollen, there was still no sign of waking up. The anxious Liu Liu tried the Heimlich first aid method again, but it still didn't work, so he could only grit his teeth and run to the school hospital with Liu Xiaoxing on his shoulder.

The bumps along the way did not wake Liu Xiaoxing up, and Liu Xiaoxing at this time seemed to be in boundless darkness in a coma. His body felt as if it was suspended in nothingness, with neither gravity nor direction, as if he was completely detached from the world.

When the doctors and nurses at the school hospital saw the wet two people appear at the door, they immediately surrounded them. After briefly learning that Liu Xiaoxing committed suicide by jumping into the river and drowned, he was immediately arranged to enter the emergency room.

Meanwhile, Liu Liu waited eagerly outside the emergency room. He looked at the busy figures of the doctors and nurses, and his heart was full of worry. While comforting himself, he prayed that Liu Xiaoxing would wake up as soon as possible.

I don't know how long it took, Liu Xiaoxing tried to open his eyes and saw Liu Liuhe's eager faces. He was still feeling dizzy, but he knew that he had finally come out of the darkness.

Liu Xiaoxing suddenly opened his eyes, and what caught his eye was Liu Liu's well-defined square face, and he was frantically bombarding Liu Xiaoxing: "You kid finally woke up!" You almost scared the hell out of me! Isn't it just that you can't pursue a sister paper? There is no grass in the world, why bother to love a flower, there is really no need to commit suicide for a woman! Your parents are just a child like you, what can you do with them......"

Liu Xiaoxing, who was sprayed with a demolded star on his face, struggled to push Liu Liu, who was getting closer and closer to him, with his hand, and said weakly: "I really don't have it!" Big brother, don't talk about it! ”

"Why not? Then how did you fall into the river? ”

"What a misstep! Slipped! I really didn't jump in! ”

"I don't believe ......"

“……”

After being stopped by the doctor from having this non-nutritious conversation, Liu Xiaoxing was given a comprehensive examination, and after observing the relevant data and finding that there was nothing abnormal, Liu Xiaoxing was discharged from the hospital.

On the way back to the dormitory, Liu Xiaoxing's phone could not be turned on. As Liu Xiaoxing's fellow countryman and Fa Xiao, Liu Liu's phone has been blown up. Liu Xiaoxing's father, mother, cousin, cousin, third uncle, grandfather, great-grandfather...... For the first time, Liu Xiaoxing felt that it was such a terrible thing for four generations to be in the same house and a huge family.

After Liu Xiaoxing was weak and explained that he was okay and everything was safe. Liu Liu handed over another mobile phone with an embarrassed face: "The teaching director's!" There are also class teachers and counselors in the back! ”

Liu Xiaoxing swore that if he wasn't weak and tired now, he would definitely give Liu Liu a big fight and let his meat horn have a good chance for a few days.

As soon as they entered the dormitory, looking at Liu Xiaoxing's prostration, everyone who didn't know it didn't seem to care about Xiaoxing's weak body and fragile mental state, but ridiculed one after another.

The eldest Sun Lifu stood up and patted Liu Xiaoxing on the shoulder, saying, "Why are you so wet?" It can't be that you can't ask for it, and you run away to lose your body, right? ”

The third child, Li Mingtian, said shyly: "It won't be a martyrdom to commit suicide, right?" I said, fourth, your psychological quality is not good! Look at me, I've never been hurt by love! ”

Liu Xiaoxing, who couldn't help frowning when he heard the word "suicide", gritted his teeth and said: "You mother-fetal solo monster, get out of the way!" ”

"Cut, who isn't in our dormitory?" Li Mingtian raised his head disdainfully.

Liu Liu took a basin and pulled Liu Xiaoxing out.

"Ignore them! Let's go take a shower first! ”

Liu Xiaoxing snorted and followed Liu Liu to the bathroom, but his body was still a little weak.

I didn't see the small movements of Liu Liu, who was holding his right hand behind his back and typing with one hand, as if he didn't know, "The fourth child jumped into the river for love, don't stimulate him in person!" I don't know if he made a mistake and accidentally sent it to the class group.

No one thought that Liu Xiaoxing, who was drenched in the bath and covered in bubbles at this time, had become the number one popular fried chicken in the entire school at this moment.

When Liu Xiaoxing dragged his tired body, carried a towel on his head, and returned to the dormitory with a basin, he saw a strange picture-

Sun Lifu, the usually smug boss, looked aggrieved, and stopped talking to him, and at that moment he seemed to be a sister-in-law of Xianglin who was blindfolded.

Li Mingtian, the third child who has always been quick to talk and speaks without brains, and whose real body may be highly myopic glasses, is even more silent, staring at Liu Xiaoxing with a pair of dead fish eyes.

As for Liu Liu, a square warrior, he hid on the balcony of the dormitory at this time, so he poked out half of his face that could be used as a right-angled triangle, and looked at Liu Xiaoxing a little timidly.

What's wrong?

What's wrong with them?

Could it be that Liu Liu told them the fallacy that he committed suicide again? This big mouth! If it weren't for the grace of saving his life, he would definitely let go of his 177 cm body, and he would perish with his white knife in and out of the red knife!!

"Did Liu Liu say something?" After Liu Xiaoxing put the basin away, he looked at the three of them with a gloomy face, exuding a dangerous aura all over his body, as if he was biting someone if he didn't agree with him.

"I didn't ...... Nothing ......."

"I didn't say anything, I just came back from buying a drink, and I didn't say anything......"

"Xiaoxing, are you ...... Not...... Hmmm......"

Sun Lifu and Liu Liu from the balcony pounced on Li Mingtian with lightning speed, one pressed him to the ground, and the other sat on him and covered his mouth.

This obviously wrong picture made Liu Xiaoxing even more puzzled, and couldn't help but say: "What's wrong?!" ”

The three of them, who were rolling on the ground, looked at each other, staring at each other, not knowing how to reply.

Until Liu Xiaoxing sat in front of the computer, turned on the display screen, and saw the content in the computer version of WeChat.

At this moment, the three of them seemed to have descended from the gods, and Bolt possessed him, and instantly dispersed and ran out like the wind.

The entire dormitory was left with the echo of the door closing and Liu Xiaoxing in the wind.

A moment later, an angry roar came from dormitory 401: "I'll ...... it"

The dormitory next door probably also saw the news, and even put a song in a timely manner, "Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is Xiaoxiao, the world is vast, and a cold plum stands proudly in the snow......"

At this time, Liu Xiaoxing, although he was far away from the icy moat, could not escape the worldly rumors. Roommate Liu Liu, like an unintentional gust of wind, blows his story to every corner. In his mouth, Liu Xiaoxing's every move, every smile and smile, every trance, hesitation, and legendary tears...... It has become a leisure conversation for all teachers and students in the school. All over the campus, it was preached everywhere that he saw Zhang Moyu and Zhao Chaoxiu show affection, and his heart broke into the classic curtain of the moat.

As a well-known university, Z University has a very strong academic atmosphere. In just a few days, Liu Xiaoxing's experience has been arranged into more than 30 versions such as "Rainstorm Love", "Big Deal", "The Story I Have to Tell with the Vice President", "I Have a Date with the Moat", "A Bloody Case Caused by a Photo".

Even Vice Principal Zhao Yiming, who only attends classes, gets out of class, and does experiments all year round, personally brought the teachers to visit Liu Xiaoxing and had a heart-to-heart conversation with him. first reviewed his love past, then told his children and daughters, and then looked forward to the full house of children and grandchildren, and then summarized it, thinking that Liu Xiaoxing will definitely achieve great achievements in the future after this tragedy and great hardship. And launched at least 10,000 words of analysis of historical figures and business tycoons.

Finally, in Liu Xiaoxing's desperate eyes, Vice Principal Zhao Yiming left the 401 dormitory with a group of teachers who were devastated on their faces.

After all kinds of tortured onlookers, visits, and condolences, Liu Xiaoxing felt that he was numb! Although it's the biggest character from now on, well, a villain! But that's not what he wants! Especially during this period, his parents also rushed over from other places to see him, which made him even more ashamed. Fortunately, these painful days were not too long! After all, in a school where tens of thousands of students are present, bloody and curious news will never be absent or interrupted.

A whole month! Liu Xiaoxing ended his career as an exhibitor. During this period, Liu Liu and the others didn't dare to go back to the dormitory at all, for fear that Liu Xiaoxing, who would be provoked, would be hot-headed and would abolish them. According to the school forum grapevine, a new legend has appeared in the school, there are three strange college students who eat, live, bathe, and go dark in an Internet café for a month......

"Liu Liu! Don't let labor and management see you again, I must let you survive and not die! Yes...... Ah......h

In addition to the rumors, he also responded to the "heart is beating is love like fire, you are laughing at the crazy person is me, love is like fire will warm the heart......"