On the training ground, a commander took Tianjiu, the leader of the new army, Ma Liang, the commander of the rear army of the infantry army, and the commander of the rear team of the grain army to stand by, and the commander stepped forward and said: "I was ordered to bring people here, who will hand over to me!" An officer hurriedly got up and said, "If you have work, you can hand it over to this officer." The commander said: "This is a roster of several people, and since the personnel have been delivered, the next official will leave." ”

After the commander left, Zhang Tianjiu and the other five people were stunned, and Tianjiu said: Leader, I didn't expect to see you again, it's really fate. The leader quipped, "Hey, hey! What is the leader, now I want to call the commander, I am now the new commander of the infantry advance brigade. Zhang Tianjiu: "Advance brigade? What kind of brigade is this?" Zhang Tianjiu heard it wrong, and asked again: "Then how long did you last in office?" Leader: "I was shot and killed by the enemy when I was spying on the enemy, I was lucky, I took the recruits through the desert, and the commander praised me for my experience, so he ordered me to take over the squad and become the commander." After speaking, he looked proud. Tianjiu: "Advance, advance striker, doesn't everything have to go first?" Leader: "Yes, the Grand Commander looks up to me and asks me to carry out every task I have." Zhang Tianjiu: "You go every time?" Why don't you rotate, I'm afraid you're not the only commander of the advance team, right? The leader said proudly: "What do you know, the commander praises us as elites, this is to give us a chance to perform." He said this, but he seemed to understand that he had been being manipulated. Tianjiu was speechless for a while.

"You're all done?" Zhang Tianjiu and the leader shut up immediately! An officer came over and said, "Now let's start to verify your identity, you are honored to be selected from the army by the specially trained general, and now we will start to point out," Zhang Tianjiu, the newly entered junior sergeant's battalion. "Here." "What a guy, uh-huh, Ma Liang, the leader of the cavalry search team." "Here." "Murong Ba, the leader of the advance army." "Here." "Jiang Jie, commander of the rear army brigade of the infantry army." "Here." "The rear team of the grain army leads Zhanbo." "Here." Officer: "Well, well, you are the one carefully selected by the general, and the first choice is to be trained." Murong Ba: "Great, you don't have to go back and be used as a gun." Zhang Tianjiu: "Great, I don't have to go back to the camp in the future, and I don't need to go to recruit training, I don't know which general picked me, I really have a vision." ”

Jiang Jie: "It's really boring, how happy it is to lead the troops, what is the future for people as followers?" Stand and walk every day, follow along, like a minion. Zhanbo: "That's it, what's this called!" Ma Liang: "My poor horses, I don't know what will happen if I leave?"

"Done?" Everyone immediately shut up, and the officer said: Wait until you go back and prepare, rest well, eat and sleep well! Tomorrow there will be another backward sergeant to train, and you will have to train with them as well. On the last day of the training of the backward sergeants who were trained today, they had already completed their training, so they did not need to train today, so they should familiarize themselves with the environment. ”

Jiang Jie: "It's just after noon, and the training is over, this kind of training is really easy." Zhanbo: "That's it, training the army like this is just child's play." Zhang Tianjiu: "It's really beautiful!" I train for so much every day, and I can still be with the general, so majestic. ”

Murong Ba: "Everyone, let's visit today, Ming'er must learn how to serve the general, big guy, Ming'er hurry up."

A barren mountain range, "It's really unpalatable, it's so greasy" "Don't pick your mouth, only eating these things can replenish some physical strength" A young man and a girl at the mouth of a cave are setting up a fire and roasting meat. "Xiao Gang, can we stop eating these strange things, the fruit here is not bad"

Xiao Gang: "Baguio, don't talk about those fruits, after eating the fruits for so many days, I can't use any mana at all" Baguio: "But it's really delicious, although there is no spiritual power, some are more delicious than fairy fruits, and how much spiritual power can we absorb by eating fairy fruits?" If you don't absorb it, it's not that you run away, you still have to cultivate, and you can completely absorb it by meditating, eating fairy fruits is to make your aura full of your whole body and comfortable, and eating these fruits is to fill your mouth with a fragrant fragrance, which makes people comfortable. And that's because you have a bad stomach, why didn't I pull it?"

Xiao Gang continued: "I still think this meat is delicious, I see many people eating it like this" Baguio: "Hmph, you eat your meat, I'll go find the fruit." Xiao Gang: "Don't speak, someone is coming" A group of people with knives walked over to this side, and a middle-aged man said: "Are you talking about this?" A sharp-beaked monkey cheek said: "Yes boss, I saw a beautiful girl, not to mention how beautiful that look like" Baguio said with a nonchalant face: "What are you afraid of, we are afraid of a few mortals" Xiao Gang: "I don't have an uncomfortable stomach now, I can't use mana" Baguio: "Don't worry, with me, my stomach doesn't hurt, it's a little meaning" said and patted his stomach confidently, and suddenly covered his stomach and said: "Xiao Gang, I, I seem to have a stomachache too" Xiao Gang: "Hide in the cave, the cave should be the safest"

Baguio: "Good, good, good" A big man came over with a group of people and said: "What about people" The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks said: Boss, they should be hiding in the cave, you see the fire is not extinguished, and there is barbecue. Dahan Dao: Yes, yes, yes, a few of you light a fire and lead me in to search. A few people picked up a few dry wood by the fire and lit it, and walked in with the big man. In the depths of the cave, they were found, and Dahan said: Really here, arrest them and take them to the cottage. Several people arrested Xiao Gang and Baguio. Baguio clutched his stomach and said: Didn't you say that the cave was safe? I don't feel safe at all. Xiao Gang: Who said that when I caught the small animals here, I couldn't help them when they ran into the hole. Baguio: "What you said also makes sense, it's these mortals who are too cunning, and then they covered their stomachs and said: I only know now that mortal things can't be eaten." Xiao Gang: "It's not that you said you want to follow the customs"

Seeing this, the big man said: "Hey, hey! What are you talking about? Are you talking about running away? I tell you that those who were caught by us and haven't run away yet, obediently go back with me to get married" Baguio: Marriage, what... It's getting married... Dahan said: "It's really a little girl who has never seen the world, you will know later." Baguio: "If you get married, you will get married, am I afraid of getting married?" Dahan said: "Heavenly immortals, it is really as beautiful as a heavenly immortal, okay, we will get married when we go up the mountain." ”

Baguio: "Xiao Gang, do you hear it, praise me for being beautiful." I have a stomachache, can you wait until my stomach doesn't hurt before getting married" Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "Boss, it seems that they are a little abnormal, they are really hurting in the stomach." Dahan said: "Then don't take someone down the mountain to tie up a doctor for me and come back, go quickly!" Monkey Race: "Yes, Boss, you two come with me." ”

In the blink of an eye, Baguio and Xiao Gang followed to the cottage, and Dahan said: "Quickly invite Mrs. into the house, lock up this man for me, and tie him up." Xiao Gang: "Why are you tying me, ouch, my stomach is starting to hurt again, light it up." Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "Have you bought the things you bought for marriage before leaving?" A young man came over and said, "Boss, I've bought it, and I tied up a matchmaker by the way." Dahan: "It's done, I'll go to the account office and get ten taels of silver in a while, and I'll hang them up for the fuck." The young man: "Thank you, boss, hang up, hang up." "Everyone is busy. At this moment, a sharp-beaked monkey walked in, followed by a doctor with a medicine box, and a person behind him also resisted a large bag of medicine for stomach pain, "Boss, the doctor is here"

Han: "Doctor, doctor, take a look at my wife" The doctor entered the room and checked the pulse, but no matter how he touched it, he couldn't feel the pulse, and he rolled his eyes and everything was normal, so the doctor had to ask: Where does Madame feel uncomfortable? Baguio: "My stomach hurts" Doctor: Madame has eaten indiscriminately. Baguio: "I ate the fruit of the forest on the mountain. Doctor: "I see, the old man prescribes a dose of medicine, and the medicine will cure the disease." ”

Baguio: Okay, good! Doctor: I'm going to get the medicine. The doctor chose the medicine in the big bag and said: "Take these to decoction to ensure that the medicine is cured and the old decay is gone." Dahan said: "My wife is not allowed to go anywhere, if there is anything to do with my wife, she will chop it for me." The doctor was shocked: "The king spares his life!" Decay is the right medicine. ”

After a cup of tea, "The medicine is decocted, come to Madame, get up and take the medicine." Baguio: "Hmm, this is so unpleasant, I don't drink it." Dahan: "After drinking this, my stomach won't hurt." Baguio: "Okay, so I mustered up the courage to drink." After a while, hey, it was much more comfortable. Dahan said: "Since it doesn't hurt, then let's get married." Baguio: "Okay, good, for your sake of helping this immortal, this immortal is a good talker." The matchmaker changes her clothes and prepares to worship the church. After tinkering for a while, Baguio put on his wedding dress and walked out. ”

Baguio: "Why is it so troublesome to get married" The matchmaker worships heaven and earth, Baguio: "I still have to worship!" The second worship of the husband and wife in the high hall and send them to the cave room. ”

The two were sent into the room, Baguio: "Okay, now it's time to get married." Dahan: "Not yet, there is still one last step left, and it is not until the hole is completed that it will be considered a complete marriage." Baguio: "The cave room." Dahan picked up Baguio and walked to the bed. Baguio was shocked: What are you doing? Dahan: "Of course we have to sleep together in the cave room!" Baguio: "It turned out to be sleeping together." Then what are you pressing on me? Dahan: "Of course the cave house must be pressed down." Baguio: "Then hurry up, your mouth stinks." ”

Push away the mouth that is about to kiss him. Dahan: "Hmm, hmm" didn't kiss. Baguio: "Why don't you take off my clothes?" Ah, you can't touch it there. Suddenly, there was a fairy light in the room, and a big man flew from the room to the roof. When the cottage heard the noise, everyone came out to take a look, and their boss flew to the roof. All took the guy out, and didn't dare to rush in, the boss didn't speak, today the boss got married, and the sister-in-law inside was again, Baguio exclaimed: "Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a conditioned reflex, you come down, let's continue to the cave room, I still have important things to do after I get married. ”

Dahan: "I'm not coming, I want to rest for a while." Baguio: "To be a man of your word, you can't get down?" Dahan: "I can't get down!" I'm scared. Baguio: "I'll help you." A fairy light, the big man was slowly put down. The big man was stunned, cleared the tiles on the bed, and began to sleep honestly. Because Dahan is usually used to sleeping alone, a donkey rolls, hugs Baguio and presses the wrong place. "Bumped" a fairy light, the big man returned to the roof, Baguio turned over and fell asleep. Dahan never came down again that night.

In the early morning of the next day, Baguio and Xiao Gang were there with pig's trotters in their left hand and chicken legs in their right hands, surrounded by delicious food and wine, and there were people pinching their shoulders and beating their legs. They have only been here for less than a day, you see that our cottage is poor, how much they can eat, I'm afraid it is enough for our cottage to eat for half a month, you want to think of a way, give this to her, and then find a way to trick them into going down the mountain!

Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "Okay, boss" then walked over and said: "The two of you have eaten well." The boy and the girl said: Good, good, good. Boy: It's so delicious! Girl: It's delicious and doesn't hurt your stomach. Sharp-beaked monkey gills: Since the two of you have eaten well, when will you leave?

Xiao Gang was drunk: "Why did you leave?" Baguio was drunk: "That's it, it's so good here, why did you leave?" Something outside eats a stomachache, don't go, don't go! The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks were startled and suddenly had a plan, and said: "Actually, the two of you don't know, in fact, there are more delicious foods outside!" Xiao Gang: "Liar, why didn't I find out." Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "That's because the two of you didn't go to the right place, wait for the two of you, wait for the two of you, wait for the two of you to go down the mountain to find something delicious, there are still a lot of fun!" Baguio: "Okay, it's decided, I'll finish this" Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "Okay, okay, before I go, I have two contracts here, this one is for you, and we keep this one." Sharp-beaked monkey gills: "You just need to press a palm print with your hand, and we'll go."

Baguio: "Contract? What contract? The contract can't be signed randomly, and if you don't abide by it, it will be easy to be counterattacked by the Heavenly Dao. The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks were puzzled: "What kind of heavenly way is backlash?" This one is for you, and you put a palm print on each of these two sheets. Baguio: "Leave the book?" What is a book of resignation? And this one? A blank cloth, nothing? Sharp-beaked monkey gills: "Bring the pig's blood." A bandit came over with a bowl of pig's blood.

Baguio: "Ah! What is this thing, so bloody, so disgusting, I want to vomit, vomit, vomit......" sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "Hold back, hold back, don't vomit, it'll be fine right away, as she spoke, she pressed her hand on the book of resignation and said: "Okay, okay, this is the contract between you and my boss, you take it, you and my boss don't owe each other in the future, this white cloth is for you to wipe your hands." Dahan smiled in the distance and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I don't owe each other." Baguio got up with drunkenness and patted the sharp-mouthed monkey's cheek and said: "Oh, oh, refreshing, I like people who have clear grievances and talk about counting, okay, it's not easy to be a person with a beginning and an end, and we can't even be immortals." He took the letter of resignation and put it away.

Monkey Gill: "Yes, yes, yes." Seeing this, the big man turned around and left: "It's starting to be abnormal again, so you have to stay away." Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "Then the two of you, please, I'll take the two of you to eat something delicious." Baguio: "I think I'm a little hungry." Xiao Gang: "Okay, good, good, you can eat some" The three of them went down the mountain, Baguio: "Hey, why are there two roads, Xiao Gang: Wrong, it's four." Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: "You two are drunk." Baguio: "Kind of it." Xiao Gang: "I think so." ”

Baguio: "I've got to wake up." Xiao Gang: "Me too." The two sat cross-legged, their faces red, their mouths and noses smoking, and their ears smoking, and then they stood up again. Sharp-beaked monkey cheeks: Ah, these two are Qi training masters! The girls and boys said in unison: "What kind of qi training, we are immortals!" "The sharp-beaked monkey was stunned and crazy again? Said: "Yes, yes, two immortals, let's go." "Girl: It's too slow to walk like this, you tell me the direction distance, and we'll take you there, ten miles ahead on the left.

Two streamers flashed and appeared in a restaurant, hey, what about the person? The sharp-beaked monkey gills looked at no one around and hurriedly said: "You forgot about me, well, it's really a master, it's really good to have light skills!" Go back and tell the Boss. The owner of the restaurant was also very curious when someone came in, and he didn't think much about it and asked, "What are the two guest officers eating?" Baguio said: "You can really eat here." Xiao Gang: "He really didn't lie to us, he brought all the delicious food." The boss said to Xiao Er: "Why don't you serve food to the two guest officers, and serve all the delicious food to the two."