A young man and a girl in a restaurant were still eating, and the boss hurriedly came over and said: How much they ate, why are they still eating, Xiao Er said: "Boss, we take turns to wait, they keep eating, about a stick of incense, a table and a half an hour two tables, sixteen tables, a full four hours." Boss: "What, the pigs are not so edible, how many taels of silver should we pay?"

Xiao Er yawned and said: The little one has calculated, a table of wine and food for half an hour, and a table of wine and food for twenty taels of silver, and they have eaten for four hours, and they should be two hundred and forty taels of silver.

Shopkeeper: "Don't serve the food first, you go and ask them, have you brought enough silver taels, and there is no money to pay for me to pick up clothes to offset the bill, their two clothes are enough for food, they are really hungry ghosts reincarnated." ”

Xiao Er: Don't worry, the shopkeeper has it. Xiao Er came to Baguio, Xiao Gang bowed his head in front of the table and said: The two guest officers are still satisfied with the meal, Baguio: Satisfied, satisfied. Xiao Gang: "Yes, yes, it's delicious here." ”

Xiao Er: Of course, our welcome building is famous far and wide, the food is full of color and fragrance, and the wine is clear and thick. Baguio picked up a chicken leg and said: Not bad, not bad, it's a good place. ”

Xiao Er: "It's just a guest officer, I've eaten here for so long, but I have brought enough silver taels." ”

Xiao Gang: What silver taels? Xiao Er thought that Xiao Gang was angry, and it was disrespectful to the customer to be asked if others had brought enough silver taels during dinner, so everyone would be angry, but Xiao Gang and Baguio's eating method was too scary, so the shopkeeper asked Xiao Er to ask, and Xiao Er immediately smiled and said: "If you don't bring enough, tell Xiao De where the two live, and Xiao Er will send someone to ask the house to send money." ”

Baguio: "Xiao Gang? What is Silver Tael? ”

Xiao Gang: "Baguio, I don't know what silver taels are?" Xiao Er: "Huh?" Xiao Gang said to Xiao Er: "Then tell me, what is Silver Liang?" Xiao Er: "It turns out that the two guest officers are here to eat white food." Xiao Gang: "What is white food?" ”

Xiao Er didn't look angry, and didn't reply, he went directly to the shopkeeper, Xiao Gang: "Hey? What is white food? Baguio: "Xiao Gang, forget it, he's gone." Xiao Gang: "Oh. ”

When the shopkeeper saw Xiao Er finish speaking, he said angrily: "What? It's white food, you hurry up and go to the yamen to report to the official. Xiao Er: "It's so small that I understand." ”

Xiao Er walked: "Shopkeeper, these officials are here to investigate the situation." "Head catcher:" Didn't you say that some of you people ate overlord meals, and they also ate sixteen tables, take us to see and see." Shopkeeper: "Good official, please here." ”

The official went upstairs to sit at Xiao Gang, a table near Baguio, and was slightly angry: "Can this yellow-haired girl and a hairy boy eat sixteen tables?" You're not kidding me waiting, are you? Shopkeeper: "Yes, the official, these are the two of them." "Head catcher: "Hmph, I don't believe it, this head catcher is here watching, they want to eat and drink, if you deceive the adults, you will have a board, and give my brother a pot of tea." ”

Shopkeeper: "Yes, yes," said to the second child next to him: "Don't hurry up and serve tea." Xiao Er hurriedly went to get a pot and came over: Official, the tea is here!" The official was drinking tea, and Baguio Xiao Gang was not polite, he was about to serve the food after eating, and he ate four tables of wine and food in two hours, without stopping. At the beginning, the head-catchers were drinking tea well, and then they opened their mouths wide and looked at the two foodies. The head catcher sighed: "It's really better than a pig?" ”

Shopkeeper: "Official, now that the matter is clear, please ask the official to arrest them, and then let them pay for the sake and food." "Head catcher:" This matter is too weird, besides, the two of them haven't finished eating, so it's not a bully meal." ”

"You two stay, if you don't give money to leave, take it down, I will go back and tell the lord personally." The head catcher rushed to see the county order, and the county order: "What? There is such a thing, this matter is strange, Lord Li recently investigated the demon in the imperial city, I should go to Lord Li's mansion for a walk, maybe these two people are demons. ”

The county order came to a luxurious house, there are two unicorn stone carvings in front of the door, there are guards in front of the door, and the official stepped forward, my lord came to know Lord Li about important things, and please report, guard: You wait a minute, I will go in and report.

There was an unbearable sound in a room in the house, and the guards were at the door of the room, and they didn't dare to knock on the door until the sound was over, and the male voice inside: "What's the matter?" "Guard: The prefectural commander is coming to visit." Male voice: "Just say I'm not there." Guard: "The prefectural commander said that he had something important to tell him." The male voice: "Take him to the side hall and wait." "Guard: Your Excellency."

The room was in shambles, a woman got up and dressed, and after a while, a strange woman full of bells, dressed in strange clothes, and wearing a headscarf appeared in the room. The strange woman said: Li Wei, what is the matter with the county order here? Li Wei: "I don't know, I said there was something important." The strange woman said: Lord Li, there are no demons at the border recently, I plan to return to Shudu tomorrow to report to the master" Lord Li: "Don't worry, wizard, there are no demons, and Lord Ben should also return to the emperor's order, it is better for you and me to return to Shudu together." Wizard: "The master is urgently summoned, I am afraid that I will not be able to accompany the adults." ”

At this time, there is a large courtyard, "Is there really a demon who is haunting?" There was a voice of suspicion. Prime Minister, you can't be wrong, the whole county is in a sensation, and there are people who are lively. "Okay, if you can catch this demon, you will have a lot of credit, go, follow the old man to find Li Wei."

Li Wei learned that the prime minister had arrived and hurriedly came out to greet him: "Let the Prime Minister wait for a long time, and the lower officials will miss the welcome." Prime Minister: "Haha, it's the old man who came suddenly, Lord Li, I came with the government to tell you something important." Lord Li was shocked and said: What is the important matter, so that you bother Lord Xiangguo to tell me in person? The lower officials did not investigate the mistakes, and hoped that the Lord Xiangguo would forgive them. ”

Xiangguo: There are demons in the city again, can Master Li know? Li-sama: What? There is another demon, the lower officials don't know, please rest assured, hmph, I'm afraid he won't appear. Lord Xiangguo: Is Master Li really sure to capture the demon? Master Li smiled and said: "Prime Minister, I haven't introduced you yet, this is a wizard, a personal disciple of the national teacher. Behind Master Li walked out a strange woman, full of bells, dressed in strange costumes, and wearing a headscarf. Wizard: I've seen the Prime Minister. Prime Minister: It's really a strange person, it's really good! I'll get out of the way, don't let those two demons escape! ”

After waiting for a long time and not seeing Li Wei, the county commander of the partial hall walked to the guard and said, "I'm worrying about it, and the lower official really has something important." Guard: "Please wait." A tea guard came over and said, "Lord Li and the Prime Minister went to arrest the demon, please come back another day." The county commander was clear, and said slightly angrily: "Then I will leave." Throw your sleeves away.

Time flashed, "The two of you can eat", a voice sounded, and a bewishing woman dressed in bells, dressed in different clothes, and wearing a headscarf appeared in front of Baguio and Xiao Gang's table.

Li Wei also walked in with a large group of sergeants, each sergeant holding a string of bells in his hand, and the boss Xiao Er also left quickly. Li Weidao: Wizard, are you ready? The strange woman nodded.

Li Wei: Surround them for me. A group of sergeants surrounded him with bells. Baguio: Who are you? Xiao Gang: "Leave them alone, they must have come here to eat, Baguio: Oh, come, eat, eat, drink again."

Seeing that the two people didn't react, the strange woman also looked at it with a very nature, and didn't move for a while.

Baguio: "Then why are they surrounding us?" Xiao Gang: "You forgot that on the mountain, those people beat our legs and rubbed our shoulders, and I think they are too." Baguio: '"Oh, oh! Actually, these mortals are very good to us. Xiao Gang nodded: "Uh-huh, come on, eat, I really want to eat like this for two hundred years" Baguio: "Mm-hmm, just cultivate!"

Li Wei couldn't help it, and said angrily: I still want to eat, I still want to eat for hundreds of years, and I am not afraid of dying, seeing that Lord Ben is so calm, he is extremely arrogant, and he also wants Lord Ben's subordinates to rub your shoulders and beat your legs, so Lord Ben will serve you well, do it!

The two sergeants held a string of bells to Baguio, Xiao Gang tied them up, Xiao Gang, Baguio suddenly felt dangerous, and his mana was somewhat blocked, and suddenly the two quickly avoided it and threw the two of them away.

Baguio: Didn't you say they came here to rub their shoulders and beat their legs? How like to catch us! Xiao Gang: Yes, yes, they arrested us.

Wizard: Fence them up for me! A string of golden bells also appeared in the wizard's hand.

The sergeant unfurled the bell and surrounded it. Go up, Baguio: What should I do about Xiao Gang, I can't rush out, this bell has restrictions on me. Xiao Gang said: "Then go from above!" Baguio: "Good!" Wizard: "I want to be beautiful!" Baguio: "Xiao Gang, why are you so loud."

Xiao Gang: "How do I know she likes to eavesdrop." No matter, let's go!"

Wizard: "I want to go." A string of golden bells turned into a ray of light and flew away and tied to Xiao Gang's body, the wizard suddenly slapped it with a palm like Baguio, Baguio turned around and palmed it again, and the wizard took a few steps back.

The wizard was furious, and a spell came out, and the bells all over his body turned into a large net of light and flew at the two of them. Baguio was in a hurry, waved his hand and sent the Nine Dragons Shield and the big net touched, and a dragon roared.

The wizard was shocked: "You can actually block my magic weapon!" No, it's an artifact! Haha, today is really lucky, to get a fairy weapon, whether you are a demon or an immortal, even if you are a golden immortal, you don't want to escape today. ”

Mouth reading: "Cursed God, please give me a curse, I curse this immortal weapon cannot resist my legal net, I curse the two of them not to use mana!" Curse God to help me, cursed by all evils!" One after another strange runes floated towards Xiao Gang and Baguio, Baguio's body became weak, and the Nine Dragons Shield also lost its brilliance, and a cloud of smoke flew into Baguio's body.

The wizard was taken aback and said, "How can there be such spirituality?" Hmph, hand over the immortal weapon, otherwise you don't want to live. Baguio: "Xiao Gang, we seem to have been arrested!" Xiao Gang: "Fools know!"

Wizard: "My lord, I'll take these two back and hand them over to my master." "Master Li:" "It's not proper, you have to restore the emperor's order first, and then hand it over to the national teacher to deal with." Wizard: Then I'll be with you. Master Li: "Okay, good, good." As he spoke, he looked the wizard up and down with obscene eyes.

The wizard also walked over strangely, took Lord Li's arm and said, "My lord was just frightened, I am afraid that my lord is unwell, so I am going to go back to the mansion with my lord, so that I can treat my lord." Master Li: "Okay, good. ”

When they returned to the house, the two began to untie their clothes, and there was another burst of rain and clouds. In the end, Li Wei collapsed on the bed, and the wizard dressed and left. When he left, he said: "Hmph, it won't work so soon, it's really getting more and more useless."

Xiao Gang and Baguio were escorted into the prison car, Baguio: "Xiao Gang, I can't seem to move." Xiao Gang: "Baguio and I, I feel that I can't use any strength to come up." Baguio: "Xiao Gang, I'm so scared." Xiao Gang: "Baguio, me too."

"What's the noise, what's the noise?" A sergeant came over and said, "If you make any more noise, you'll be shut up." Baguio: "Big brother, big brother, can you lock us up together."

Sergeant: "A prisoner van? You're not afraid of crowding?" Baguio: "Don't be afraid, not afraid." Sergeant: "No, you are demons, you are not allowed to make small moves in front of me, I can't afford to do anything wrong."

Baguio: Big brother! Sergeant: "Who is your eldest brother, you owe a beating." As he spoke, he whipped the cart into the prisoner's cart. The frightened Baguio shouted: "Ahhhhhh The sergeant walked away without looking back! Baguio: "Xiao Gang, the people here are so fierce!" Master, come and save Baguio, woo woo. With the order to "go", the prisoner cart slowly advanced.

An old man on the top of a mountain opened his eyes, how could I suddenly sense the weakness of the two disciples, could it be that there was something wrong with my two disciples, hum, if there is any mistake in the apprentice, the old man will definitely lock the thief's soul into the nine shadows and suffer for ten thousand years, and a streamer flew out after speaking.

"Minister, Li Wei see the emperor. on". Emperor: Li Aiqing is flat, I heard that Aiqing has captured the demon, Aiqing has worked hard! What is Aiqing going to do with it?" Li Wei: "The minister escorted the demon into the imperial city to ask the emperor to make a decision, the emperor asked the minister, the minister was willing to share the worries for the king, and the minister thought that the demon was weird and could be handed over to the national teacher to deal with." "Okay, according to Aiqing's words, pass on the national teacher." "The emperor has a decree to pass on the national teacher." A middle-aged man dressed in a black suit appeared in the main hall.

Middle-aged man: "See the emperor." The emperor: "The national teacher is exempted." The middle-aged man: "Emperor Xie." Emperor: "National teacher, the demon will be handed over to you to dispose of." National Teacher: "Obey." ”

In the blink of an eye, a middle-aged man appeared in a luxurious courtyard and said, "Since this is the case, Blood Witch, you didn't cheat as a teacher?" The bewitching woman covered in bells stood next to her and said, "Yes, Master, I saw it with my own eyes."

Middle-aged: "Where are the people?" Blood Witch: "In the Chamber of Secrets!" Middle-aged: "Go and see!" Baguio: Let me out, let me out. Xiao Gang: "Baguio, don't shout, your ears are cocooned by you." Baguio: "I said Xiao Gang, you are not in a hurry at all!"

At this moment, the blood witch accompanied a middle-aged man to come in and said respectfully: "Master, it's them." The middle-aged man stretched out one hand, and a skull black mist floated towards Baguio, and another like Xiao Gang. Baguio was shocked what this was, "Ah, it hurts" "I hurt too" After a few breaths, "It's strange that it doesn't hurt, yes, why doesn't it hurt." ”

Middle-aged Daxi: Hahaha! Sure enough, it's a fairy body. Xiao Gang: Since you know that we are immortals, why don't you let us go quickly! Middle-aged: "The legend is really true, if the flesh and blood of the immortals are devoured by me, I will definitely increase my skills, and maybe I can also fly immortals." Baguio: Xiao Gang, they don't seem to be in a hurry, they won't let us go, and they will eat us! Xiao Gang: Ah! Hmph, eat us, and see how they tear our fairy clothes.

Seeing this, the two shouted: "Immortal clothes protect the body!" In an instant, the fairy clothes turned into a pair of armor, and the face was still veiled, and there were fairy silk gloves on the hands, and combat boots on the legs. Only one pair of eyes are exposed! The middle-aged man was shocked: "Since it is so magical, treasure, take off the fairy clothes obediently, and I will leave you a whole corpse." Yao: "Who are you fooling?" If you take it off, you won't be able to die!" Xiao Gang: "Yes, you have the ability to bite me!" I'm stretching my neck and you're biting!" Middle-aged: "You, hmph, I don't want to ruin this fairy clothes." What if you take off your immortal clothes and promise to only suck your blood dry, not eat meat, and train you into perfect puppets?" Xiao Gang: "Hmph! If you don't take it off, take it off and wait for death? Baguio: "That's it, that's it, now that you release this Heavenly Immortal, this Heavenly Immortal can forgive you, otherwise when my master finds it, you will die." Xiao Gang: "Yes, it's dead!" Xiao Gang: "Yes, yes, it must be dead!"

Middle-aged: "Hmph, then wait for your master to collect your corpse!" Your mana is cursed, your luck is not taken, and your soul is also sealed, so I'm afraid that your master can't find it and can't get rid of it? Take it off, it's a little more beautiful to make you wait for death!" Baguio: "I won't take it off even if I die!" Middle-aged: "Hmph, give, give you an hour to consider." After saying that, he left with the blood witch. ”

At this time, a powerful figure in the prostration was grasping through the prostration and crossing the line.