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The unexpected Brother Li can always do something unexpected, say something unexpected, a word of chat, you never know what kind of ridge she will pick up, no, I just sent her a speechless picture, and she said: "This shouldn't be what you looked like when you were drunk as a child, right?" Hurry home and ask, maybe you were picked up by your current parents because you were drunk as a child and couldn't find your way home. "This brain circuit, there is no one anymore.
I'm also speechless, a picture can also have such associations, the brain is really different from ordinary people, I replied: "Are you sorry that the people who picked me up are not your parents?" ”
Brother Li: "That's quite a pity, my ancestors didn't have a daughter in the last three generations, and in my generation, I and my cousin have two daughters, I have an elder brother and a younger brother, but I lack a younger sister!" ”
Me: "Then now I'll give you a chance to recognize me as a sister." ”
Not long after I sent this message, Brother Li sent a message to Huang Tianhoutu, saying that from today onwards, we will worship the master, she is my sister, I am her sister, and I will swear blood when we meet in the future. ”
I'm an only child, and I haven't experienced what it's like to have older siblings! It seems to feel pretty good. Every day, I am always surrounded by my sister's love, takeout, gifts, for fear that I will starve to death. After the Spring Festival, I decided to fly to Zhejiang again and finish the process of swearing blood.
This time the person who came with my sister to pick me up has changed again, according to my sister, this person is her brother's friend Kun Kun, after I got in the car, Kun Kun asked: "Sister, how do you call this beauty?" ”
Eldest sister: "You tell me your date of birth first, after Kun Kun reported his birthday, the eldest sister said: "She is your third sister." ”
Kun Kun: "Why the third sister?" ”
Eldest sister: "You call me eldest sister, then my brother is your second brother, she is my sister, younger than the second brother, older than you, isn't it your third sister?" In this way, I not only had the eldest sister, but also the second brother and the fourth brother, and I also changed from an only child to the third sister, and since then I have the name of the third sister in the rivers and lakes. With the names of the second brother and the fourth brother, our four brothers and sisters belong to the category that can walk sideways in the local area, becoming a little overlord, going out with a car to pick up, meals are arranged, seafood, Sichuan cuisine, hot pot casual, this feels so cool.
From a friend to a sister, the eldest sister received me a lot of specifications, not only arranged the best hotel in the local area, but also arranged a seafood dinner for the second brother in the evening. The eldest sister remembered that we had not yet completed the worship process, so Jingran brought a bottle of Wuliangye and a few preserved pig tails from home to the hotel room. My eldest sister is the most disobedient patient I've ever seen.
It's okay to worship the handle, and the blood will be spared, and the eldest sister's body should not torture her. That night, we sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the hotel with the scent of wax pig's tail, looking at the lights in the villas downstairs and the neon of the city and chatted for a long time, work, life, ideals, and talked about going around China when we were financially free. This night, we made a long-term travel plan around China.
After the Spring Festival, our trip to Yuban was cancelled, but if you can't do it on foot, you can travel in other ways! So my eldest sister and I decided to drive to visit Jiangnan Ancient Town, and the first stop we came to Xitang. The eldest sister has been to Xitang, and she booked the inn in Xitang as soon as she left, saying that this way the inn could buy us discounted tickets. It seems that this cerebral infarction has not had any effect on her brain.
We sat on the stone bench by the river and looked at the small river set off by the lights of thousands of homes, as well as the swaying canopy boat with the charm of the water town in the south of the Yangtze River, and the singing from the bar sounded in our ears.
Leaving Xitang, we came all the way to Tongli, this time the eldest sister booked the inn is a little far away from the parking lot, fortunately, the eldest sister is now just walking slowly, a few kilometers away is not a big problem for her. The inn put down the luggage and walked around the ancient town, the ancient towns in the south of the Yangtze River are almost the same, countless bridges, twists and turns of the river, countless boats. Shopping, eating, returning to the inn to rest, because the eldest sister walked with a serious inversion of the affected side of the foot, so she had to wear a foot rest to stabilize her ankle, a long time of walking, the foot rest has worn out her heels, but in order to keep up with my pace, she has been gritting her teeth and following me, back to the inn room to take off the foot support only to see that her heel has worn off a large piece of skin. Alas!!! I was so careless that my heart hurt my sister for three minutes.
The window of the inn room is close to the river, in the early morning, lying on the bed, you can hear the sound of the boat rowing through the water, standing in front of the window and looking at the outside world, the river is covered with a layer of mist, there are two rows of cormorants neatly lined up on a small boat, with the command of the owner, the cormorants plunge into the water one by one, and one by one come out, in the breakfast shop opposite, just steamed a drawer of steamed buns, the store opened the lid of the drawer, a hot air immediately surrounded him, and the heat came and went fast in the cool morning breeze. A little farther away on the bank of the river, under the eaves, several old people are playing Tai Chi, the soothing movements are particularly soft in the morning breeze, an old man holding a long sword turned around and stabbed, the sword body reflected a golden light under the action of the sun and pointed directly at the river. This should be the unique morning scene of the Jiangnan water town, harmonious and smart.
After lunch, my eldest sister and I found a teahouse to sit in, a pot of tea, a plate of snacks, a plate of melon seeds, a few comments, I can't help but sigh, this is the comfort of life, why do you have to pursue magnificent!
Leaving Tongli, we came to Taihu Lake to pursue the grand scenery of sunrise and sunset.
The pursuit of life by lay people such as us still can't do the plain and calm of this Jiangnan water town. It's time to go back, say goodbye to my eldest sister, and I'll fly to Shandong to do my mundane business. The second brother was busy with work and didn't have time to take me to the airport, but he was sent off by the second brother's friend and eldest sister.