Chapter 58: Netizens collapsed, the durians I ate are all stinky?

Quiet!

Be quiet!

There was a deathly silence in the entire live broadcast room.

After listening to Zhao Feng's nonsense, the netizens in front of the screen all opened their eyes and couldn't help but gasp suddenly.

If everything Zhao Feng said was true, then what were they eating?

Also, if everything the anchor said is true, he won't die?

Needless to say, it is needless to say how wide the fruit industry is, if what he said is true, it will cause panic among netizens in the future, and even spread to the suspicion and distrust of the entire food industry.

"I won't believe the anchor's words, this is just nonsense, appalling, deliberately causing gimmicks, don't believe him, he didn't sell cherries some time ago, cherries are also fresh fruits!"

Such a sentence suddenly flashed on the public screen.

With this sentence, it was like a beam of light shining into the inner world of other netizens, and in an instant, everyone's eyes lit up.

That's right, some time ago, the anchor didn't bring a lot of cherries, and they all went to see it at that time, and the cherries were very white, very big, and very exciting.

This time, the anchor can be regarded as lifting a stone and shooting himself in the foot.

These netizens were excited one by one when they thought that they could see the anchor's deflated expression later.

However, something they didn't expect happened.

Looking at the innocent and stupid fans in the live broadcast room, Zhao Feng also showed a "kind" smile on his face.

Immediately afterwards, his face suddenly changed, and he began to say in a young man's tone and anxious tone: "Master, master, it's broken, it's bad, I can't keep all the durians in my league from opening my mouth, you see!" ”

After saying this, he hurriedly said in another deep baritone: "Hurry up, hurry up and go to that rubber band, tie up all the durian openings, hurry up and deal with it, otherwise the bigger the mouth, the easier it will be to ferment!" ”

"Then wait until the evening, completely pack all these open durians, and sell them on the street, do you hear?"

Young man: "Good master, I know!" ”

Master: "Remember, remember, tell consumers that the durian with the opening is more fragrant and sweeter, and the meat is fuller and bigger!" ”

Young man: "But master, there is already a smell of wine!" [Weak Heart]"

Master: "This is the real durian flavor, and you remember, mix those bad durians with less meat with good durians, and then take them out and sell them, they must sell them at a high price, as for revenge or revenge, wait for them to go home and open the blind box by themselves, do you hear?" [Hate iron does not make steel]"

Young man: "But wouldn't it be bad, I'm a little sorry for the consumer!" ”

Master: "Gan Lin Liang, when do consumers need us to consider, be obedient, sell all the durians, and the master will give you Mercedes-Benz!" ”

Previously, netizens were confused by Zhao Feng's tone of changing one person in one sentence, and they didn't quite understand what Zhao Feng was doing, and they were confused.

But gradually, as time went by, they finally understood that Zhao Feng was staging a role-playing sitcom in front of them.

One person plays two roles.

One of them is a little apprentice who still has a little conscience, and the other master is a black-hearted fruit vendor who has been in the rivers and lakes for many years.

And it was Zhao Feng's simple conversation that made them have an appetite to watch, and at the same time, their hearts were as if an eighteen-magnitude earthquake had occurred.

With the improvement of people's consumption level, the former king of fruits can gradually be consumed by everyone, and it is normal to eat one occasionally.

But this thing is the king of fruits after all, and it costs two or three hundred to have a big fart, and ordinary people have to grit their teeth if they want to buy it.

I had no choice but to go to the roadside stalls everywhere to see it, and I couldn't help it when I found cheap and good durians.

Who would have thought that this thing could still have a pit!!

As Zhao Feng said, their favorite thing to buy on weekdays is the open durian, according to the theory that the fruit is ripe and has cracks, there is one in the live broadcast room that can't escape at all.

The mentality of fans in the live broadcast room collapsed.

They don't pick durians without cracks, and they don't pick those with small cracks, and they don't pick the ones with small cracks, and the picture is that the flesh is ripe.

Feelings, all of them are not fresh, they are all bad and unwanted?

Just when netizens were a little difficult to accept, Zhao Feng started again.

Accompanied by the hurried voice of a young man, it attracted the attention of netizens, who had an experience and knew that this was the role of a young man who had been the anchor for half a year.

The young man held the durian in his hand and said in a tone of burning eyebrows: "It's over, the master is broken, the durian is broken, the flowers are blooming, and the rubber bands can't be tied!" ”

The master looked disgusted, and said with an expression of his hand: "Take it away, take it away, it's so stinky and stay away!" ”

Young man: "It's already mosquitoes, or not."

The master said disapprovingly: "It's normal to get mosquitoes, as long as there are no cockroaches crawling, I remember to take a disposable plastic box now, take out all the durian meat, and then put it in, freeze it, and sell it slowly in the refrigerator. ”

The young man was worried: "But I'm afraid it's not easy to sell!" ”

Master: "You are stupid, you don't know how to fill in a label, just say that it is imported from Thailand, the taste is pure and sweet, and the plastic wrap is placed in the freezer, and he will be sold for 99, a box of 8 taels, and he will never bargain!" ”

Young man: "Master, you are too good!! ”

After the whole performance, the master's cunning and insidious and the little apprentice's ignorance were simply shown by Zhao Feng's performance.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is enough to describe Zhao Feng's acting skills with three points.

This was supposed to be a thing to celebrate, but netizens couldn't be happy because they were the victims.

At this moment, they seem to have been betrayed by the whole world, one by one, their mouths are wide open, their eyes are stupid, they are holding a screen in their hands, and they always maintain one movement.

Under their gaze, Zhao Feng's voice suddenly disappeared, and he could only see the anchor's mouth open and close, as if he was saying something.

There is only one thing on their minds.

It turned out that the good durian they bought after spending a lot of money, gritting their teeth, and making up their minds turned out to be stinky!

And the chilled durian that they thought was imported from foreign countries and inconvenient to transport and preserve turned out to be insects.

From this point of view, they are simply a proper big injustice, a big injustice!!

The fan mentality exploded, completely exploded!!

"I don't believe it, I still say that fresh fruit is fresh fruit, and it is definitely much better than canned fruit with added preservatives and no nutrients!"

"That's right, there are also anchors who have brought fresh cherries before, which is enough to prove that fresh fruits are the best choice."

"Besides, if you don't know it before, forget it, and in the future, you will know that durian can't be sold, so it's good!"

There are still netizens on the public screen in the live broadcast room.

I have to say that they are already strong words when they say this, obviously they can't get any evidence at all, and they still want to fight Zhao Feng to the death.

Not only that, but there is also an inexplicable extreme sense of trust in the goods that Zhao Feng has brought, just because Zhao Feng has sold cherries before, they are good because of fresh fruits.

Seeing this, Zhao Feng couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't expect that he still had die-hard fans.

These people believe in themselves, but they also question themselves.

But now that he has said that, he's going to do a good job of breaking it down today, teaching these guys a lesson, and letting them know that there are some things that you can't avoid if you know them.

(End of chapter)