Chapter 59: Impossible, Absolutely Impossible!

"Looks like you're smart!"

"It's good to know that in the future, it's good to buy durian and only buy whole fruits, and it's good not to buy cracked ones."

"That's right, this will indeed avoid all the problems I mentioned above, so that those black-hearted traders will have no place to sell their rotten durians from now on!"

For the wit of smart netizens, Zhao Feng deeply agrees that the durian IQ tax can be easily avoided, but it is just a problem of poor information.

But

Not all fruits can be avoided, do you only eat durian and not other fruits in your life?

In the live broadcast room.

When netizens heard Zhao Feng agree with his statement, they showed victorious expressions one by one.

It's just that the expressions on their faces didn't last long, and they were soon completely slapped in the face by Zhao Feng's next words.

Because Zhao Feng did not restrain or admit defeat because of their words, but continued to perform.

"Master, master, what should I do if the little pineapple is unsalable?"

"What? Baby pineapple unsalable? ”

"Gollum, do you want to throw it away?"

"Throw it away, your special mother's crotch pulls the erhu, what kind of eggs are you pulling for Lao Tzu, that TM is Lao Tzu's baby, do you know, what no one buys is the best selling !!"

"But, but that thing is sour!"

"Sour? Sour, don't you know how to add some cyclamate, why do you still use Lao Tzu to teach, you've been with me for a few years, and you don't even know this? ”

"But, but."

"Okay, don't talk, listen to me, remember one thing, don't add too much, big brother and sister will pour foam if you eat too much, add some pigment when it's white, and then add some flavor, the fruit looks good, don't you understand!"

"Understood, I'll do it!"

"You wait, Lao Tzu hasn't finished talking yet, I'm in a hurry, remember a little, from now on, I will call it a small pineapple in the demon country, imported, the trace elements are a hundred times that of ordinary pineapples, and the selling price has tripled, remember?"

"Remember, remember!"

"Remember, why don't you hurry up?"

is another vivid performance, which directly made netizens all depressed.

To put it mildly, the sadness of the previous whole year is not as much as it is today.

If durian can be avoided by looking at it, what about it?

That's the kind of cyclamate that is injected into it!

What is cyclamate, what is it?

This Nima is hit inside, who can see it?

originally thought that the reality was cruel enough, and everyone was ready to bear it, but they never thought that the reality was much crueler than they imagined, and they couldn't stand it at all.

And also

Didn't the anchor come to run for the city's tourism ambassador, pretty wow, how did it become an anti-counterfeiting propaganda conference?

If it weren't for the hot weather, netizens would even wonder if they were at the 315 scene.

I can't bear it, I can't bear it at all.

In the live broadcast room, there are already fans who have begun to collapse.

After Zhao Feng so early, it can be expected that when these guys enter the supermarket or market in the future, they will definitely have a psychological shadow on the fruits on the stalls.

Can you eat apples, so red shouldn't it be a dye.

Can bananas be edible, oh I know, this thing is said to be ripened with ethephon.

Can pears be eaten?

What about mangosteen?

Also, the pits in the fruit are so big, there must be other pits.

This cucumber, so green, shouldn't it have been painted with green paint, and the carrot, so red and smooth, you can't see a small bump, it shouldn't be a soaking potion.

For a moment, people were panicked.

Looking at the flustered appearance of these fans, Zhao Feng here also couldn't bear it, and hurriedly couldn't help but persuade him.

"You don't have to be scared of the bow bird, don't talk about it just now, the perfume little pineapple can only be consumed by the big brothers and sisters, we ordinary people just eat some normal fruits."

"Don't food additives cost, just us ordinary people, it's okay to eat some normal fruits, to put it mildly, just the little money you spend, people are not rare to add things to it!"

Water your own leeks, love your own grievances, and see that everyone has just brushed so many small gifts for themselves, Zhao Feng still has to care about it properly.

Who relented us!!

Sure enough, Zhao Feng's words had a very big effect.

After listening to this, a group of fans in the live broadcast room immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

For the first time in my life, I was inexplicably happy because I was a poor man.

After Zhao Feng's reminder, they reacted that whether it was the durian mentioned by the anchor or the so-called ladyboy country perfume little pineapple, all of them were luxury goods among fruits, and they were all willing to be eaten by rich people.

It's just that now, everyone knows that durian is delicious, and if you have money or not, you will occasionally buy one to taste, so you will ignore its own value.

More than 20 or 30 pieces of fruit per catty, no matter where they are placed, are not something that ordinary people can consume at will.

On the other hand, the rich people in the live broadcast room are bitter one by one.

You must know that Zhao Feng's live broadcast room is not only poor, but also the big bosses of various brands, as well as the rich people who come here.

They just want to have some fun, who would have thought that one day eating melons can eat on their heads.

Thinking that I had spent a lot of money, I thought that I had bought back a high-quality product, but I never thought that it was junk food with a lot of additives.

Originally, what they thought was healthy food was not as good as KFC Wallace on the street, at least they told you clearly.

As soon as I thought of this, the big brothers and sisters on the live broadcast room list felt as disgusting as eating flies, and they just wanted to say a word of damn!!

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly reversed at two levels.

Looking at the dense comments on the public screen, these resentful seeds were like eating bee feces, revealing the visible happiness on the screen, and the corners of Zhao Feng's mouth couldn't help but rise, revealing a wicked smile.

In his live broadcast room, he has always treated everyone equally, and as an anchor, he adheres to the concept of promoting positive energy, peace, justice and the rule of law.

Not only can the rich and the big brothers get the joy of harvesting, he must also let these resentful seeds wander in the ocean of knowledge and feel the feeling of knowledge entering the brain.

"Ahem!"

A cough.

Everyone in the live broadcast room woke up instantly, like frightened horses, hiding behind the screen one by one, revealing a frightened expression, as if to say, what do you want to say?

Feeling the emotional changes of the fans, Zhao Feng smiled slightly, showed his white teeth, and said slowly in a gentle tone.

"Everyone has eaten lychees!"

"The price of this thing is not expensive, it is consumed by civilians, it tastes good, it is suitable for all ages, I believe that this thing should be consumed by everyone!"

The voice fell.

"Gollum."

"Gollum."

The audience hiding behind the screen was so nervous that they swallowed saliva frantically, their throats were desperately moving up and down, and somehow, when they heard Zhao Feng speak now, they had a reflexive feeling that they didn't have a good premonition.

"Don't say it!"

"Please, streamer. Don't say it."

"Leave me alone, let the child go!"

"What's wrong with us, we just want to eat some cheap fruit, we already know it's fake, what else do you want, you can't afford a house and a car, you can only use this money to buy some fruit to eat, you still have to say that."

(End of chapter)