Chapter 44: My Talent Is Digging Pits
Although they all belong to the elf family, compared to the elegant and kind white elves, the dark elves walking in the shadows have always been regarded as evil and insidious.
Therefore, after seeing Mr. Cohen's warm welcome, Yege's first thought was that this dead fat man should not have a strict color blindness, so that he would see the dark elf as a white elf.
As it turned out, Mr. Cohen was not colorblind at all, and to be honest, he probably wouldn't have such enthusiasm even if he was facing the White Elves now.
In front of everyone's eyes, no matter whether the dozen or so dark elves reacted or not, he directly took out a big bag of gold coins and desperately stuffed them into the night singer, with the posture that if you don't accept me, I will be killed headlong: "Dear Miss Night Song, I still have five hundred gold coins here, just a little pocket money, you can just take it and buy some small things." ”
Five hundred gold coins, or pocket money, a dozen dark elves were completely speechless, and Night Song almost even dropped the stick.
Wait, what the hell is going on, shouldn't humans be afraid of hating dark elves, even if they are not afraid of hatred, they should show a greedy and lustful expression, but looking at the appearance of this dead fat man, it is like seeing a life-saving benefactor.
In fact, this enthusiasm lasted until everyone boarded the carriage, and Lin Taiping couldn't interject at all, just enjoyed drinking black tea and watching Mr. Cohen keep praising the night song there.
From the praise of appearance to the heart, from the praise of clothes to strength, and finally the dry mouth, this guy simply knelt on the floor, swore that he was a believer in the dark god, and had always worshipped the dark elves the most.
"What the hell, what the hell is this guy trying to do?" A few minutes later, unable to bear the enthusiastic night song anymore, he finally couldn't bear to knock down with a stick, making the whole world calm again.
"Quite simply, it's called emotional investing. Lin Taiping took a sip of black tea very happily, and looked at Mr. Cohen, who was foaming at the mouth and fell into a coma, "Businessman, he has always attached the most importance to profits, as long as you can bring him a high return, it is no problem for him to join the dark elf clan directly." ”
"This is a human being!" Ye Ge snorted coldly, but he was even more curious, "However, I really can't imagine what kind of benefits our dark elf clan can bring to him...... Wait, did you discuss it with him?"
"It's not interesting to say it. Lin Taiping gently put down the teacup and turned his head to look out the window, "Actually, I've already figured out what I want you to do, but now there is still a lack of an opportunity." ”
"Are you sure?" Ye Ge was skeptical, and turned her head away seemingly unintentionally, avoiding the other party's gaze, "Don't forget, we used to agree on a period of fifteen days, and now three days have passed. ”
"Are you reminding me?" Lin Taiping looked at her with a smile, "No problem, maybe we can ...... at the welcome reception that waits."
Damn, it's starting to sell off again, and Yege hated it again, but at this time, the carriage had already arrived at the gate of the lord's mansion, and Mr. Cohen, who was dazed, woke up at this time, looking left and right in confusion: "Hmm, my head hurts so much, what happened just now?"
"It's nothing, you've been bitten by a rabbit with pointy ears. Lin Taiping replied with a smile, completely ignoring Ye Ge's resentful eyes, and opened the car door leisurely.
The nobles who received the report had already been waiting at the door in person, and when they saw Lin Taiping jumping out of the carriage with a smile, they immediately couldn't wait to catch up, and Viscount Ford rushed up with tears in his eyes: "Dear Lin, we have been waiting for you for a long time, you are finally back, it's not easy, it's not easy!"
In this way, the sumptuous welcome reception began, and Tulu and the minotaurs squatted in a large circle in the corner, holding the roasted whole sheep they had named, and by the way, did not forget to instruct the restless dark elves on how to instruct the attendants to serve them, and how to grab the most delicious food.
In fact, for the newcomers to the dark elves, this atmosphere of human drinking party makes them feel very uncomfortable, full of extravagance and gorgeousness, everywhere enjoyment and intoxication, Night Song even faintly feels like a refugee living on a desert island, suddenly coming to a wealthy big city...... Well, it's not like, that's what it is.
In addition, what made the dark elves feel strange was that although the eyes of those human nobles were still full of covetousness and greed, no one came up to do anything, not even to talk.
"I would like to, but the question is, how dare you?" muttered Viscount Ford, knowing that the mage from the East had easily dealt with a large group of pirates, and if anyone dared to touch his slave girl, it would really be no different from looking for death.
But the problem is that watching a group of beautiful and charming dark elves spinning around in front of them, the nobles still feel itchy, and after a while, Viscount Ford finally couldn't help but take advantage of the wine, leaned into Lin Taiping's ear and whispered: "Dear Lin, I heard that those dark elves are all your slave girls?"
You're a slave girl! Your whole family is a slave girl!" Although the voice was very soft, Ye Ge still heard it clearly with her racial talent, and immediately rolled her eyes desperately.
But the problem is that Lin Taiping likes this question very much, and he sipped his red wine with a smile and said, "That's right, these dark elves are all parting gifts from my teacher, and they are specially responsible for serving tea and water." ”
The nobles looked at each other, turned their heads to look at the night song in the distance, although the latter was rolling his eyes resentfully, but such a bewitching and charming beauty, even if she rolled her eyes, she was full of temptation, delicate appearance, towering breasts, soft waist, and slender jade legs......
With a grunt, Viscount Ford swallowed again, only to feel that the fire in his heart was about to burn: "Dear Lin, don't you think that these dark elves are only used to serve tea and water, which is a bit too wasteful?"
"Is there one?" Lin Taiping blinked innocently, and began to habitually pit people without discussion, "That's right, it seems that I should think about it and let them learn some new skills, such as helping me wash clothes or something......"
Seeing the undead, more than a dozen nobles couldn't help but roll their eyes desperately, and there was an urge to strangle this guy, Viscount Ford touched his two mustaches, and finally couldn't help but say directly: "Dear Lin, I know this request is a bit presumptuous, but if you don't mind, can you resell a few dark elves to me?"
The sentence was said more softly, and it was imperceptible in the somewhat noisy hall, but Night Song still heard it clearly, and immediately smiled quietly, and secretly held the poisonous dagger-
Sure enough, in the end, are you going to betray our dark elves? well, if that's the case......
As if sensing her actions, Lin Taiping suddenly turned his head to look, but looked at Viscount Ford and the surrounding nobles again, and shook his head regretfully: "I'm really sorry, I'm afraid I can't agree to your request, because these dark elves are gifts from the teacher, so I can't sell them without the teacher's consent." ”
Because of these words, Ye Ge's fragrant shoulders trembled slightly, and he opened the dagger lightly, Viscount Ford didn't know that he had just walked around between life and death, but sighed with a disappointed face, and the nearby nobles looked at each other, and suddenly felt that this drinking party had become unreasonable.
It's just that just when they regretfully wanted to disperse, Lin Taiping suddenly touched his chin thoughtfully: "But, then again, my teacher only forbade me to sell and resell the dark elves, but he didn't restrict other ......."
"What do you mean?" the dozen or so nobles immediately turned their heads neatly, and Viscount Ford was even more energetic.
"I mean, you can try to pursue them. Lin Taiping replied with a smile, seeing his familiar expression, Ye Ge couldn't help but shudder in the distance, and suddenly felt that that the group of nobles was about to be unlucky.
But the problem is that Viscount Ford didn't realize it at all, but jumped into the pit stupidly, and even the nobles next to him were dragged into the water: "Well, when it comes to pursuit......"
"It's simple, isn't it? Lin Taiping looked at them with a smile and continued to dig a pit quietly, and he dug a big, big pit, "Seriously, a charming and successful man like you wants to capture the hearts of a few ignorant dark elves, it's just easy, and it can't be simpler." ”
"That's!" more than a dozen nobles immediately puffed up their chests, and Viscount Ford was not to be outdone, his two mustaches were trembling slightly, but he was triumphant, and he was inevitably a little weak in his heart.
This is attractive or something, forget it, but when it comes to being rich...... Well, I wonder what these dark elves like, jewelry, expensive clothing, or rare enchanted weapons?
So a few minutes later, the Dark Elves who had just arrived in Rhode Island suddenly found that they had become the most popular characters in the audience, and those nobles approached enthusiastically for various reasons, offering courtesy, giving gifts, and even two marquises who were almost on the verge of a duel in order to invite a dark elf to visit the jewelry store.
Well, God knows how it was, but in just a moment, almost every Dark Elf received a whole bunch of gifts, especially the most beautiful Night Song as the patriarch, who could barely hold the gifts, and was followed by at least five nobles, so much so that she had to threaten to knock out a few bastards, which scared them away.
"What a rich harvest!" As a qualified ally, Lin Taiping was very enthusiastic and said that he could help cash out all these gifts, and then everyone would come with three or seven points, and I would seven and you three.
"In a dream, fifty-fifty is about the same. Ye Ge snorted very dissatisfied, frowned slightly, and said, "Listen, this is indeed a bit interesting, but if your promise at that time was referring to this, I would be very disappointed, very disappointed." ”
"Of course not, it's just a little appetizer. Lin Taiping smiled and picked up the red wine glass, looking at the nobles present, as if looking at a group of human-shaped wallets, "Next, we have to prepare the first main course, the only problem is that I haven't found that opportunity yet, this is ......"
"Dear Lin!" At this moment, Viscount Ford came over with another glass of red wine, and next to him was Lady Elizabeth, the city's most famous courtesan, "I just heard Cohen say that you have brought us a magical commodity this time, and I have the honor to see it early?"
Whatever you want!
Under the gaze of the night song, Lin Taiping paused, and suddenly revealed eight snow-white shiny teeth, and turned his head with a smile on his face: "Aha, Lord Viscount, your news is really well-informed, of course I am happy to show you something." ”
At this moment, looking at such a familiar demonic smile, Yege shuddered again, she had a hunch, a premonition that had been proven countless times-
Well, these guys here are going to be in bad luck!
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