Chapter 43: Are You Color Blind?
(What's that,Some readers say these chapters are a little water.,Let me explain.,It takes a process to collect dark elves.,In addition, yesterday's chapter hid foreshadowing.,It's related to the farming plot later.,But I will definitely respect everyone's opinions.,Water and water are fighting in school today.,Work hard for two more.,Strive for the second more to enter the farming plot.,Please click on the collection to vote.,Thank you)
It is said that the relationship between a man and a woman is a war......
Then, from this point of view, the relationship between Lin Taiping and Yege is no longer just an ordinary war, but a fierce duel.
During the three-day voyage of the Black Pearl, the two sides fought with wits and courage and did not give up, and staged scenes of singing and crying child-giving battles, sneak attacks and counter-sneak attacks, uniforms and counter-subdues, temptations and counter-temptations......
It's a pity that although Ye Ge racked his brains and used all kinds of methods, including putting the special secret medicine of the dark elf clan in the soup, and sneaking into the room in the middle of the night to warm the bed, Chu Chu pitifully pretended to be weak and won sympathy, but he still had no way to take Lin Taiping at all.
In the end, this beautiful beauty who had nothing to do did simply carried a thick wooden stick every day, sneakily hiding in the corner, as long as Lin Taiping passed by, he jumped out directly to hit the stick, and then dragged directly to the room to the overlord to make a bow.
Well, the only effect of this is that her skills in beating the stick are becoming more and more proficient, Lin Taiping even mentioned yì, if you encounter a strong enemy in the future, sister, you don't need to use a dagger and a poisonous snake at all, just sneak up and approach quietly, and then raise the wooden stick to the back of the opponent's head to ensure that all problems are solved.
In fact, almost every minotaur was knocked unconscious several times by mistake, and in the end, Tulu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed in directly with a big bag on his head, hugging Lin Taiping's legs and tears raining down: "Woo woo, Lin, you just get rid of that stupid girl, and let her beat her like this again, we will all have a collective concussion." β
"Ann, Ann. Lin Taiping patted it on the shoulder to express comfort, "Hold on a little longer, today is a tailwind sail, if my prediction is correct, there will probably be more than two hours, we will be able to reach Rhode Island." β
What can I say, Tulu could only lean pitifully on the side of the ship, secretly praying that the wind direction would not change, probably because the wind god was also moved by its piety, and a strong tailwind blew on the sea, which made it take the Black Pearl only more than an hour to reach the shallow waters of Rhodes Island, much earlier than expected.
Before the ship sailed into the port, a small warship patrolling nearby approached, and the silver-armored knight, who was fully armed to board the ship for inspection, almost subconsciously pulled out his long sword after seeing the ship full of minotaurs and dark elves, and Yege was so resentful that he had nowhere to vent, seeing that this guy still dared to use force in front of him, he immediately picked up a wooden stick and sneaked up, and then ......
Ten minutes later, the silver-armored knight who was woken up by the cold water was of course furious, and swore that he must find out the bastard who attacked him, Lin Taiping finally couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help coughing a few times and said: "Ahem, respected Mr. Knight, in fact, we are all friends of Mr. Cohen, my name is Lin ......"
"Shut up, there's no place for you to talk here!" the Silver Armor Knight roared angrily, but the next moment, as if he had thought of something, he suddenly showed an expression of disbelief, "Wait, you are the mage from the East?"
In just a few seconds, after confirming Lin Taiping's identity, the originally arrogant and stubborn silver-armored knight's attitude suddenly took a 180-degree turn, not only did his tone become respectful, but his face was also full of fanatical worship: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, my lord, I didn't know it was your ship, so I'll send someone to escort you into the port." β
This attitude of worship to the point of wanting to sign a signature surprised the dark elves, and this guy is despicable, but it is really as he said, and it is really very popular in the human world.
In fact, Lin Taiping himself couldn't figure out what he had done to make this stubborn knight so enthusiastic, but he soon understood-
Ten minutes later, when the Black Pearl slowly approached, Mr. Cohen, who had arrived after hearing the news, almost rushed onto the deck, waved his arms before he could get close, and screamed enthusiastically and exaggeratedly: "Lin, dear Lin, our big hero, you are finally back!"
With the arrival of Mr. Cohen, as well as his three beautiful daughters, the three aristocratic ladies trotted all the way with long skirts, and looked at Lin Taiping's eyes full of little stars, even the cutest little girl was also shy and blushing, as if she saw a prince riding a white horse.
"What the hell?" Lin Taiping was confused, and turned slightly sideways to avoid this warm hug, "Wait, what is a big hero, is this my new title?"
"Of course, of course. Cohen held his hand tightly and shook it very hard, "Dear Lin, thanks to your wisdom and bravery, we were able to unearth that hidden pirate spy, and according to our interrogation, those guys were actually planning to attack Rhode Island in a few months, but fortunately you found out early, so we were able to escape this disaster." β
"Hmm, you mean Edward and the captain of the guard?" Lin Taiping suddenly realized, it seemed that he had done Rhodes a great favor by mistake, no wonder the knight just now, or Mr. Cohen's three daughters, all of them looked like they were worshipping to the extreme.
"That's right, those two bastards. "Do you know?" said Mr. Cohen, "I know that, Viscount Ford, they are very grateful for this, and have repeatedly asked that you be invited to the welcome reception when you return." β
Viscount Ford?Lin Taiping smiled slightly, this is an old patron of totem tattoos, since that group of nobles has such a request, of course they have to participate, maybe for the dark elves, this is a good opportunity.
"Is that okay? Let's go now. Mr. Cohen immediately turned his head and instructed the servant to prepare the carriage.
It's just that, after ordering this matter, he whispered with some worry: "Lin, there is something I must remind you, Viscount Ford may mean that they want to use your power to deal with Captain Blood-Eyed who may come to revenge at any time. β
"Huh?" Lin Taiping was really surprised this time, "You mean, Bloody Eye?"
"Yes, you know that. Mr. Cohen looked into the distance with a worried face, "This time, although you captured Edward and the captain of the guard, you also offended the Captain Blood-Eyed because of it, if that guy knew about it...... All in all, you have to be careful, don't foolishly agree to eradicate the bloody eye because of Viscount Ford's flattery. β
These words were half out of friendship and half out of interests, Lin Taiping was a little moved, and nodded very seriously: "I understand, I will stay away from Bloody Eye, and I think I can't find him now." β
"That's good, that's good. Mr. Cohen breathed a sigh of relief, "You know, I've been having nightmares lately, and I've lost more than a dozen pounds, and I can't eat or sleep well at the thought that Bloody Eye will come to take revenge on us at any time." β
"Really?" Lin Taiping touched his chin with a smile, deciding not to tell Mr. SΓΉ Cohen the truth, from another point of view, this was obviously conducive to his weight loss plan.
"Well, then, we can go now. Mr. Cohen watched the carriage slowly coming, but he was suddenly stunned, patted his forehead and said, "Ah, I almost forgot, didn't you say that you were going to Alcatraz Island to bring back a group of ......"
"Of course. Lin Taiping turned his head casually and beckoned to the empty deck.
A few seconds later, the dark elves who had been sneaking in the shadows suddenly appeared out of thin air without warning, and Night Song fell lightly from the top of the carriage with a dangerous smile, like a feather gently falling to the ground.
"The gods are above!" Mr. Cohen took a few steps back in disbelief, his whole face pale to bloodlessness, and only a few seconds later, not knowing what had come to mind, he suddenly mustered up the courage to roar and lunge as if he had committed suicide.
"Stupid!" Night Song raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and while she smiled seductively, two poisonous snakes had already hissed out of their sleeves, "This kind of self-defeating attack is simply ...... It's ......"
What was it, she suddenly couldn't say any more!
That's right, Mr. Cohen did rush suicidally, but unexpectedly, he didn't attack at all, but grabbed the back of Yege's hand and shook it very enthusiastically, and his whole fat face smiled like a peach blossom.
"Dear Miss, welcome. With a smile on his face and a trembling fat body, Mr. Cohen at this moment directly incarnated as the receiving ambassador of Rhode Island, "Ah, please allow me to extend my most sincere wishes to you and your people on behalf of the whole of Rhode Island!"
It was almost like Night Song was about to smash the stick on the other party's head, but now, after hearing Cohen's words clearly, her first reaction was to prick up her ears in a daze, and suddenly wonder if she was hallucinating.
Well, did I hear it wrong, this guy said he welcomed me and called us the most honored guests?
As it turned out, she was not hallucinating, for Mr. Cohen had already turned away, and with a warm smile on his face, he greeted every dark elf present, and shook hands until the hand was broken.
"Yes, yes, welcome to Rhode Island, you don't have to worry at all, who dares to disadvantage you, unless you step on my corpse first!"
"That's right, that's right, I prepared the best room, the best food, the best jewelry, if you are still not satisfied, just ask, don't be polite. β
"Don't understand? No, no, you don't need to understand at all, just know that I'm a true friend of the Dark Elves, in fact, I've always admired the Dark Elves, please allow me to offer a trivial service!"
In this way, in less than a moment, Mr. Cohen regarded himself as a friend of the Dark Elves, completely ignoring whether the other party accepted it or not, and did not care how strange the gaze of the humans in the vicinity was.
What can I say, more than a dozen dark elves were stunned, they could only open their eyes so stupidly, and Yege looked left and right in a daze, and there was only one thought left in her mind now-
Wait, is this guy going to be ...... Color blindness, right?