CHAPTER XXXV

At one o'clock in the evening, the lights in the dean's office were still bright, and Luo Chan was holding a cup of steaming coffee at the moment, watching the video carefully on the computer screen.

Will you still bow your head and take some notes?

In the video, a middle-aged woman in a purple suit is lecturing with a pompous expression.

"Three sentences made the man spend 180,000 for me."

"I'm a well-versed female lecturer who is very good at getting men to spend money for me."

"Two days ago, I had dinner with a male friend, and when I sat down, I asked directly, wow, I'm so beautiful today, give you a chance to compliment me."

"He laughed, and he didn't come back to his senses for a while, this kind of guy is a typical straight man......"

Since being educated by his grandfather, Dean Luo has been empowered, and he has regarded making friends with Zhang Chongli as the most important task at present.

Therefore, as long as the daily management of the school is completed, Dean Luo will find time to learn how to make friends with men, even if he is tired.

It's just that looking at the content of the video that Luo Chan is watching now, it seems to be a little different from what she thinks of 'making friends'.

"It's important for a woman to be funny, it's even more important to be able to flirt with a man......"

While the teaching video was playing, there was a sudden rapid ringtone on the mobile phone.

Luo Chan was puzzled that it was already so late, who would call her, and after thinking about it, she quickly paused the video and connected the phone.

"Hey Dean Luo, I'm Zhang Chongli."

The moment Zhang Chongli's voice sounded, it directly gave Luo Chan's originally sleepy spirit to a whole spirit.

This effect is even better and more useful than coffee.

"Teacher Zhang! You haven't slept so late, have you? Luo Cicada's brain began to run wildly, thinking about the words he had learned in the recent past.

Zhang Chongli also went straight to the point and said: "Oh, I have something to do with you." ”

"I have a student here who wants to join our Imperial Capital Immortal Academy, can you help me get a student status for her?"

Zhang Chongli's request was straightforward, and for a school like the Imperial Capital Immortal Academy, which focuses on teaching freedom, stuffing people into it has long been a regular operation of the school.

Therefore, this matter is not difficult for Luo Chan.

Luo Chan was still worrying about what means to use to get closer to Zhang Chongli recently, and then begged the other party to help him treat his hidden disease.

Now he didn't expect that Zhang Chongli would take the initiative to call him in the middle of the night and beg for help.

This sudden change caught Luo Chan a little off guard.

Seeing that there was silence on the other end of the phone, Zhang Chongli continued: "That...... I rejected you before, it was my fault. ”

"Don't worry, as long as Dean Luo can raise his noble hand to help me this time, the hidden disease of your dantian will be wrapped in me!"

Luo Chan instantly entered a state of doubting his life......

How? He's going to help me treat my hidden disease so easily?

"Dean Luo? Dean Luo, are you listening? Seeing that Luo Chan didn't speak for a long time, Zhang Chongli thought that Luo Chan was still angry with him because of what happened before.

Luo Chan hurriedly responded: "Okay, let's just decide, give me her information when you are free." ”

Luo Chan felt like he was dreaming for a while, but after a burst of joy, Luo Chan felt a burst of emptiness.

It seems that things have been handled too smoothly, so Luo Chan can't help but start to wonder if he has worked so hard to learn these things before, what is it all for?

No, I have to use what I have learned, even if Zhang Chongli has agreed to help me treat my hidden disease, but becoming friends with him will not hurt in the future.

Thinking of this, Luo Chan quickly recalled the knowledge points of the video he had watched before, and then said to Zhang Chongli: "Teacher Zhang, I have something I want to tell you. ”

After all, it was the first time to practice, and Luo Chan was inevitably a little nervous.

Originally, seeing that Luo Chan had already agreed to the matter, Zhang Chongli was just about to hang up the phone, but now he saw that the other party still had something to say, so he said without curiosity: "What else do you have to do?" ”

Luo Chan took a deep breath, and said in the tone of the aunt in the imitator's video: "Actually, it's nothing." ”

"It's just that I'm very beautiful today, and I want to give you a chance to praise me."

“……”

“……”

“……”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for nearly three minutes, if it weren't for the fact that the call status was still displayed on the phone, Luo Chan would even suspect that Zhang Chongli had hung up the phone.

How could there be no response for so long? Am I obviously following the teacher's tone and words? Could it be that I imitated it wrong?

Just as Luo Chan was still thinking about what he had done wrong, Zhang Chongli's voice finally came from the other end of the phone.

"Dean Luo, let's stay up as little as possible in the future, it's not good for your brain."

After that, he hung up the phone decisively.

After Zhang Chongli in the villa hung up the phone, he smoked three cigarettes in a row, and he couldn't figure out which tendon was wrong with this woman.

How could you say such stupid things?

If it weren't for the fact that I begged her today, I'm afraid Zhang Chongli's way of speaking would not be so docile.

After communicating with Luo Chan and getting the other party's promise, Zhang Chongli called Xiao Huangmao in the ghost market non-stop.

After all, Luo Chan can help Stinky Fox solve the problem of school status, but the premise is that Stinky Fox must have an identity in Dahua.

And to get Dahua's fake identity, it is naturally the easiest thing to find the ghost head of the ghost market for help.

It was just a phone call, and in less than an hour, a takeaway guy wearing a yellow hat came outside the villa.

The little brother handed a bag to Zhang Chongli, opened it and saw a complete set of identity documents, and even gave a full two fingers of information very intimately, which recorded in detail the life of Luo Li, who had a new identity.

Including which elementary school, which middle school, which high school, and even exactly which hospital I had my teeth extracted when I was in elementary school.

Looking at this complete set of identity documents, Zhang Chongli said with heartfelt emotion: "It turns out that this is a professional!" ”

Early the next morning, Zhang Chongli, who was used to lazy bed, came to the dean's office early and handed over the prepared materials to Luo Chan.

It seems that because of his stupid speech last night, Luo Chan's expression on his face was extremely stiff after seeing Zhang Chongli, and he was so embarrassed that he was about to pick out a three-bedroom living room with his toes.

"Huh? Called Luo Li? When she saw that the girl on the information had the same name as her ancestor Luo Li, Luo Chan's expression changed.

"And this Luo Li classmate looks quite similar to a goddess."

At that moment, Zhang Chongli only felt a chill down his spine, afraid that this guy would see something.

But fortunately, Luo Chan didn't seem to be really suspicious.

After all, what normal person would think that the ancestors of his family would not even be immortals, and he was willing to take off the crime of taking off his immortal status and going down to earth privately, and came to the Imperial Capital Immortal Academy as a student.

However, I have to say that although Luo Chan is in interpersonal communication, he looks like an idiot in interpersonal communication with men.

But for the school's business, it is extremely proficient.

After getting Luo Li's information, she gave the green light all the way, and in just three minutes, she was helped to complete the student registration.

Luo Chan handed the information back to Zhang Chongli and instructed: "The student registration information has been registered in the school's electronic file." ”

"You don't have to worry about the tuition, I've already helped pay it."

"Teacher Zhang, you can go to the first floor to apply for a school card now."

"After getting the card, she was able to start learning theory courses like other students."

"That's great!" Zhang Chongli took the information, turned around and walked towards the door.

After tossing all night, he finally helped Luo Li solve the identity problem, and Zhang Chongli couldn't wait to finish this at the moment.

However, when it came to the study of theoretical courses, Luo Chan seemed to suddenly think of something, and hurriedly stopped Zhang Chongli, who was about to leave.

"Teacher Zhang, wait a minute."

Zhang Chongli looked back impatiently and asked, "What else is going on?" ”

Luo Chan said with a worried look on his face: "The results of the first survey have come out." ”

"Your three students don't seem to be doing well in their theory courses, and if the next test is still like this, your assessment may also be affected."

Hearing this, Zhang Chongli said without confusion: "What will happen if my assessment is affected?" ”

"There's a high probability you'll be expelled from school." Luo Chan replied with a smile, and then seemed to feel that what he said was a little heavy, so he hurriedly added: "But you don't have to be particularly nervous, after all, the school is still based on cultivation." ”

"Therefore, the assessment of theoretical teaching performance accounts for a fairly small proportion."

"Moreover, since the establishment of the Imperial Capital Immortal Academy, we have not encountered a teacher who was expelled because of a student's failed test scores."

"So you don't have to worry too much."

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Chongli's frowning brows also loosened slightly.

"But." Suddenly, Luo Chan changed his words again.

She turned on the computer, called up the results of this preliminary examination, and said to Zhang Chongli with a frown: "This preliminary examination, the results of your three students seem to be a little worse...... Outrageous. ”

"Hahahaha, isn't it just an exam, how bad can the grades be?" Zhang Chongli tilted his head in front of the computer screen with a nonchalant expression.

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"Are you three pigs? None of the three scored twenty!? In the villa, Zhang Chongli was like an old father who had just finished a parent-teacher meeting, roaring wildly at the three apprentices sitting on the sofa.

"Lao Tzu has really suffered any wrongs in his life, every apprentice he meets is the kind that is so stupid that it is outrageous."

Zhang Chongli shook the printed transcript in his hand: "Look at it!" ”

"Wang Xue, a total of fifteen points!"

"Li Yu, a thirteen points!"

"I remember you two weren't at the top of your high school grades? Why is it that even Qian Xiaopang's score is higher than yours now? ”

Wang Xue and Li Yu were so trained by Zhang Chongli that they couldn't even lift their heads, as for Qian Xiaopang on the side, seeing Zhang Chongli say this, he only felt that this was the master praising himself, and immediately looked at Zhang Chongli with a smile.

"Laughing at your uncle?"

"The multiple-choice questions are all filled in with C for Lao Tzu, and the dog luck took the test for 20 points, don't you think it's honorable?"

"Do you want Lao Tzu to give you a pennant and give you an award?"

Wang Xue also explained with an aggrieved face at this moment: "Master, in fact, we can't be blamed for this. ”

"Brother Yu lay down with Dr. Qin for a week, and I accompanied him for a week, and before they returned to school for two or three days, they began to take the exam."

"At this speed, how can we possibly do well in the test."

At this moment, Zhang Chongli only felt a little stuffy, he raised the report card in his hand and said: "If you don't do well in the exam, Lao Tzu may have to roll up and get out!" ”