CHAPTER XXXVI

Looking at the four apprentices sitting in a row eating fruits, Zhang Chongli didn't have a headache.

A smuggler from the fairy world, a love brain who likes to talk to himself uselessly, and a Tie Hanhan who drools all day long, plus one other aspect is quite normal, that is, a waste without a trace of cultivation......

There's no such thing as a normal person, right?

Zhang Chongli sighed and said, "I heard Dean Luo say that there will be an exam of Buddhist theory next week. ”

"If the four of you fail again, Lao Tzu will have to be fired and go home."

If it were the past, let alone being fired on his own initiative, with Zhang Chongli's character, it is estimated that he would not want to stay in school for a long time.

However, this time is different from the past, after living in the big villa, from body to mind, it is estimated that it is already the shape of this villa, how can I be willing to move back to that dilapidated rental house.

At this time, Wang Xue suddenly raised her hand and said, "Ask questions!" ”

"Answer!" Zhang Chongli subconsciously responded.

Wang Xue looked at Zhang Chongli with a curious expression and asked, "Speaking of which, Master, I heard that our college doesn't have any particularly high requirements for the performance assessment of theoretical courses?" ”

"Why do they ask you to roll up and get out of the way if you fail the next exam?"

Speaking of this, Zhang Chongli suddenly became angry.

"Why?" Zhang Chongli gritted his teeth and said: "It's not because I provoked that bald director last time, and what is that dog called Ren Nanbei?" ”

"I heard that these two bastards, after releasing the results, immediately found Dean Luo and sued Lao Tzu there."

"Although this woman Luo Chan has small breasts, she fortunately doesn't hold grudges, withstood the pressure of these two bastards, and helped me win a chance to take the assessment again."

It turned out that since Zhang Chongli and Ren Nanbei and He Yinshui had formed a relationship, the two of them were staring at Zhang Chongli every day, thinking of finding an opportunity to kick Zhang Chongli out of the academy.

Recently, the test results of Zhang Chongli's three students were released, and these two people were like flies smelling carrion, not to mention how excited they were.

Originally, according to the regulations of the college, one or two theoretical assessments could not directly become a reason for expelling Zhang Chongli.

But helplessly, Zhang Chongli has made two mistakes since he entered the school.

once fed Qian Xiaopang medicine, and almost killed someone.

The second time was to trespass into the ring without permission and disrupt the martial arts conference.

For a thorn like Zhang Chongli, Ren Nanbei and He Bald partnered to put pressure on Luo Chan, just to use the results of this exam to expel Zhang Chongli.

But fortunately, Luo Chan still withstood the pressure of the two and won the last chance again.

As long as Zhang Chongli's apprentice can pass the next Buddhist theory exam, then this expulsion crisis will be over.

Zhang Chongli looked at the four people on the sofa and said solemnly: "So, for the glory of our class, you must give me a pass next week no matter what!" ”

"Do you have faith?"

Zhang Chongli's 'passion' pre-war mobilization, instead of igniting everyone's enthusiasm, directly lowered the temperature of the living room by 3 degrees, which is comparable to central air conditioning.

On the sofa, Li Yu and Luo Li were worried and silent.

Qian Xiaopang still showed that happy smile, as if nothing in the world could make him distressed.

As for Wang Xue, she looked at Zhang Chongli with disdain.

Obviously, Zhang Chongli's careful thinking, how could Wang Xue, a ghost girl, not see it.

It's all to say that it sounds good for the glory of what class.

This slut just doesn't want to be fired, and she just doesn't want to move out of this hot villa.

Zhang Chongli didn't care about everyone's coldness, and announced to everyone a decision he had just come up with: "In order to make you better prepare for the next Buddhist exam." ”

"I declare that for a week from today, you are not allowed to go out, and all of you will be allowed to study in the villa!"

"Huh?" As soon as these words came out, the living room, which was silent just now, exploded in an instant.

The first to bear the brunt is Li Yu, who has always obeyed his teacher's orders.

I saw Li Yu looking at Zhang Chongli with an embarrassed face and said, "Master, isn't this okay?" ”

"After all, it's just a Buddhist exam, and if we study a little more on our own in the evening, it shouldn't be a problem to pass the exam."

"But if you let me dedicate a week to studying Buddhism, I'm afraid that it will delay the rest of the course, as well as the progress of cultivation in the future."

"You also know that my dantian has just recovered, and if I want to return to my previous state, I'm afraid it will take a lot of time to practice."

In Li Yu's opinion, although he is also concerned about the test results, he also seems to think that Zhang Chongli is making a big fuss.

All the results in the previous exams were so poor, all because he had been observing and recuperating at Qin Shouyi's place for nearly a week, lagging behind his learning progress a lot, and he ushered in the final exam as soon as he entered the school.

Li Yu is confident that as long as he is given another day or two, it will not be a problem to get excellent results in the exam, not to mention that he can get excellent results in Buddhism.

Therefore, Zhang Chongli wanted to spend a week in retreat to study Buddhist scriptures, which in his opinion was completely like killing chickens with a knife.

"That's it, Brother Yu is right." At this moment, Wang Xue also joined the army of crusading against Zhang Chongli: "Isn't it just a Buddhist exam." ”

"As for keeping us in the villa for a week?"

"Is it difficult that we really don't do anything for a week, just eat fasting and chant at home?"

"Think beautifully! I'm going to take my wife to the mall this weekend! ”

As soon as Wang Xue's words came out, Luo Li also joined the battlefield in an instant, and hurriedly nodded: "En, is a week too long?" ”

"Going to the mall on weekends......"

Before Luo Li could finish speaking, the poor girl was stared at by Zhang Chongli's death pupil and didn't dare to speak.

On the other side, even Qian Xiaopang planned to speak.

However, before the little fat man could open his mouth, he was Zhang Chongli until he said: "Shut up!" What I'm most worried about here is your grades. ”

Seeing that his decision was not supported by any of his apprentices, Zhang Chongli felt cold in his heart.

He looked at everyone with a sad and indignant face: "Ya, you people who have no conscience, think Lao Tzu is willing to accompany you to study?" ”

Saying that, he waved his big hand and said very arrogantly: "In order to prevent you from failing the course, Lao Tzu has specially invited a teacher to teach you." ”

"In order to invite him over, Lao Tzu paid a lot of money."

"If any of you dare to say another word now, I will immediately break his leg."

For Zhang Chongli's threat, everyone didn't have much fear, after all, everyone knew that this slut was just addicted to it at most, and he didn't dare to really do it at all.

However, what made everyone pay more attention was the teacher Zhang Chongli said.

"Teacher? Big brother, who are you talking about as a teacher? Wang Xue looked at Zhang Chongli with disdain.

In Wang Xue's opinion, the Imperial Capital Xiuxian Academy is the best school in the entire Dahua, and the teachers equipped in it are the top in the country.

Leaving the best teacher in the school to talk about and not listening to the class, he had to find a new teacher outside to come over to make up for them, Wang Xue only felt that Zhang Chongli's head was kicked by a donkey.

In the face of Wang Xue's provocation, Zhang Chongli smiled, and couldn't help but show a smug smile and said: "Hmph, stinky girl, today Lao Tzu will let you see what it means to be a real connection." ”

"Don't mind, big brother! I've seen your previous connections. Wang Xue hurriedly interrupted Zhang Chongli's pretending to be forced to cast the spell.

After all, whenever Zhang Chongli brags about his connections, there will always be twists and turns in the things he encounters.

bragged about Qin Shouyi for the first time, although he did cure Brother Yu's dantian, but he and Brother Yu were tortured by Qin Shouyi's teddy in the pet hospital for a week.

The second time he bragged about the ghost head of the ghost city, he went to the ghost market, and the new ghost head didn't know him at all, and he was almost chased and cut by the people in the casino.

Now seeing that Zhang Chongli is planning to blow it, Wang Xue is really afraid that this guy is going to move out of that great god again.

But this time, Zhang Chongli looked extremely confident, he stuck his waist and smiled: "Stinky girl, you can take a good look." ”

"Lao Tzu, the teacher you invited from this connection, it must be the best in the world!"

"I dare say that there is no one in the world who knows more about Buddhism than him."

This B blew it, which made the four apprentices present frown when they heard it.

Is there anyone in the world who knows more about Buddhism than him? In the descriptive words, I don't even want to add 'one', big brother, can you brag about it in accordance with the Basic Law?

"I said, Master, aren't you afraid of blowing the cowhide into the sky and blowing it off?"

Wang Xue suddenly pulled her arm and looked at Zhang Chongli with a happy face: "Okay, I want to see what kind of good teacher you can find for us." ”

Zhang Chongli took out his mobile phone and looked at the time: "It's almost time to watch, just wait and see, stinky girl!" ”

As he spoke, there was a sudden sound of steady footsteps from upstairs.

When Zhang Chongli heard the voice, he immediately said with a happy face: "It seems to be quite punctual, everyone, please see, this is the teacher I found for you!" ”

"Huh?" Everyone looked towards the staircase on the second floor.

I couldn't help but wonder how this person came down from upstairs? It can't be from the outside of the villa to the upper floor, right?

This teacher is really out of the ordinary!

"Amitabha, His Holiness hasn't seen you for a long time, can everything go well?" A loud and solemn voice came from the top of the staircase, along with the sound of footsteps.

Immediately after that, a person appeared in front of everyone.

I saw that this person was half-hanging a yellow robe, holding a string of one hundred and eight beads of prayer beads in his hand, stepping on the ground barefoot, half-bare chest, like the image of the Buddha of the Western Heavens.

When the man walked in, everyone saw his face clearly, and they were stunned for a while.

This man has a solemn appearance, a sarcoma that resembles a bun on the top of his head, and his eyebrows are white and curved like a crescent moon.

His nose is high and straight, nostrils are absent, and his earlobes are long and drooping to cover his shoulders.

The fingers and toes are long and rounded, and when you walk and lift your feet, you can see a thousand rounds of imprints on the soles of your feet.

Zhang Chongli happily put his arm on this person's shoulder, and smiled at the stunned four apprentices: "Let me introduce you." ”

"This is the tutor I found for you, and it's my buddy."

"Siddhartha Gautama, of course you may not know this name, but he has a specific name, you should have heard of it."

"The great sun of the western heavens is coming, Shakyamuni!"