Chapter Seventy-Seven

Smack...... It was the sound of Qiao Lezi falling on the floor in Qian Xiaopang's hand.

"Such as ...... Tathagata? Luo Li looked surprised.

"Are you here? Is it really coming? Wang Xue's brain twitched, and she continued.

"If you come ......," Li Yu also responded subconsciously without thinking.

The four people on the sofa unconsciously looked at Shakyamuni and came to such a paragraph.

Shakyamuni folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, playing in front of the Buddha is going to be knocked on the head." ”

Seeing that Shakyamuni really responded to him, these four people stood up from the sofa as if they were in a big dream.

Although it was hard for everyone to believe that their mentally handicapped master could really invite Shakyamuni, the master of the Western Elysium, to come over, but looking at the majestic Buddha in front of them, everyone seemed to have to accept the reality for a while.

After all, there is such a thing as appearance that can be faked, but behind this Buddha there is also a circle of blooming Buddha light, which is also something that only enlightened Buddhas and Bodhisattvas can have, which is called the Great Light Phase.

This thing can't be fake, right?

After all, there is no light ring sold in any store that can float behind people without anything to support it.

Looking at the stunned appearance of the four apprentices, Zhang Chongli was happy in his heart, he put his arm on the shoulders of the Buddha and asked the four of them with a villain look: "How is it?" Did Master lie to you? ”

"Nope!" Everyone said in unison.

"Is he the most knowledgeable Buddhist person in the world?"

"Yes!"

"Do you want to learn from him now?"

"Yes!"

"Have a great week!" Zhang Chongli said, turned to look at the Buddha, and patted the other party's shoulder solemnly: "This group of little guys will be handed over to you." ”

"It's about whether or not I can stay in this school in the future."

"So please teach well."

Shakyamuni folded his hands and bowed, "Venerable, please rest assured, propagating the Dharma of my Buddha is also within the scope of the future. ”

Seeing Sakyamuni's attitude, Zhang Chongli also nodded contentedly, and sent a cigarette to the other party: "Thank you for your hard work." ”

As he spoke, he said fiercely to the four apprentices: "Follow the Buddha and study hard!" If you dare to fail next time, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”

With that, he rushed upstairs with a bang, and closed his door with a bang.

Shakyamuni was also quite responsible, and when he saw Zhang Chongli leaving, he quickly took on his role, put the cigarette on his ear, and greeted the four apprentices: "Please sit down, let's start lecturing the Buddhist scriptures now." ”

Shakyamuni said, raised his finger slightly, and after a burst of Buddha light, the four of them had an extra scripture book in their hands.

Before everyone could recover from the shock, the Buddha continued: "Today's lecture is the content of the first volume of the Diamond Sutra. ”

"Please also ask the donors to turn the book to the first page."

Although Shakyamuni wanted to speed up the progress of teaching, but now these four people still have the heart to listen to the lecture after seeing the Buddha appear.

They all came to the Buddha with a look of surprise and excitement, and looked at him with those adoring eyes.

"Buddha...... Buddha, are you really friends with my master? Wang Xue took the lead and was the first to open the conversation.

The Buddha smiled slightly, nodded, and said, "My Holiness and I are indeed good friends. ”

"How did you meet him?" Luo Li also followed.

The Buddha smiled again: "It is vaguely that when I was still in the world, I was troubled by birth, old age, sickness and death, met the Venerable, received enlightenment, and became a Buddha." ”

Seeing that the Buddha was so good at talking, and that he was still learning a fart of Buddhist scriptures, everyone's gossip soul was instantly ignited, and they began to constantly throw out the confusion and questions in their hearts, asking the Buddha one by one.

"Buddha, why do you say that people have pain when they live?"

"I can't ask for it!"

"So how can you be painless?"

"Don't ask for it."

"I want to ask and I don't want to be in pain, so what should I do?"

"Don't live!"

At first, this group of guys only asked some more philosophical questions, but later on, they began to deviate more and more.

"Buddha, is there any way to make Brother Yu love me only for the rest of his life?"

"You should ask Yue Lao this question."

"Buddha, how can I know if a man loves me or not?"

“……”

"You or Daozu Li Er, who is more powerful?"

"When the Celestial War was first made, was it really the same as those novels, and you were behind it?"

"If your body is burned, will the relics glow?"

……

Shakyamuni, who was originally full of fighting spirit, was questioned by four people, and he just spent an afternoon, and he didn't even finish teaching a single Buddhist scripture.

If it weren't for the fact that these four people were all Zhang Chongli's apprentices, the Buddha with kind eyebrows and good eyes really wanted to teach them what it means to be called my Buddha's compassion first.

Seeing that the sky outside the window was already dark, the Buddha put away the scriptures and said, "It's getting late, let's talk another day." ”

After that, he quickly took the opportunity to get out and went to the roof of the villa.

At this moment, Zhang Chongli is also on the rooftop, leaning on the railing and smoking.

Seeing this, the Buddha walked to Zhang Chongli's side without saying a word, silently lit the cigarette between his ears, and took a deep breath.

"Venerable, this work is really impossible to do, these four apprentices under your command ......" At this point, the Buddha stopped talking and smoked half of the cigarette in one breath.

Zhang Chongli just patted the Buddha on the shoulder and said, "Don't say it, if you can't get results this week, I will have to be fired." ”

"So you don't have to worry about them being my apprentices, and I'll die for Lao Tzu!"

"Punch hard!"

As soon as he heard Zhang Chongli say this, Shakyamuni, who was originally depressed, suddenly came to his senses, and after flicking the cigarette butt, he nodded silently at Zhang Chongli.

Nothing was said all night.

At five o'clock the next morning, the four apprentices, who were still asleep, suddenly felt a distant and solemn echo in their dreams.

"Get up!"

"Don't sleep!"

"Get up!"

The four of them subconsciously opened their eyes, pushed open the door, and were surprised to find that the Buddha was shouting at the door with a loudspeaker.

Seeing that the four people were sober, the Buddha didn't say a word and raised his hand.

The four of them only felt that their eyes flickered, and after a dizzy Buddha light, they came to a pitch-black space.

The four of them wrapped in this burst of Buddha light, floating in the space, only to feel that this place is vast, as if time and space are endless here.

With a touch of the Buddha's fingertips, everyone teleported again, and this time a huge ball of light suddenly appeared in front of their eyes.

Even though they were separated by an extremely long distance, the sheer size of the ball of light still made the four of them feel an unprecedented sense of insignificance.

The word ant can't explain the powerlessness and smallness in their hearts at the moment, as if the tiniest atom is facing the vast sea.

The ball of light seemed to be burning endlessly, and the heat generated by it surged towards the four people one after another, if it weren't for the Buddha light around the body to isolate the heat, it was estimated that the flesh of the four people could be turned into ashes in the blink of an eye.

Just when everyone was still wondering where they were and what the huge ball of light in front of them was, the ethereal voice of the Buddha suddenly sounded in everyone's ears.

"This is one of the three thousand worlds, in modern terms, the Alpha Centaur Galaxy, and what you see is the stars in the galaxy."

As soon as these words came out, they almost didn't directly scare the four of them, and the feeling Buddha raised his hand and brought the four of them into the universe.

People's planetary engines have to be injected for 5,000 years, so you have moved to a galaxy 4.3 light-years away in the blink of an eye?

"Buddha...... Buddha, what did you want to do when you brought us here? Wang Xue asked with a shocked expression.

"Teaching outside of the classroom." The Buddha replied simply and clearly.

Everyone is called a collapse, how can there be substitute teachers who teach outside of class and bring students to the universe?

Suddenly, I only heard Luo Li as if he had seen a ghost, pointing in the direction of the ball of light and shouting at everyone: "Look...... Look. ”

Everyone looked in the direction Luo Li pointed, and were surprised to find that a big Buddha was slowly approaching the star of the Centaur Galaxy.

And the appearance of that big Buddha is really Shakyamuni himself.

The star, which originally seemed huge in front of them, was now in front of the Buddha like a bead twisted in his hand.

"Everyone, look." The ethereal voice of the Buddha sounded in everyone's ears again.

I saw that the big Buddha slowly raised his palm and hit the star like a mosquito.

The star, which contains endless energy, does not burst out with any leaking energy, as if it is just a small flame that has been extinguished.

Suddenly, it was as if the lights had been turned off in the middle of the night, and the space that had been bright became extremely dark again.

At that moment, Nirvana was silent......

Just when everyone was still stunned, their eyes flickered again, and when they came back to their senses, they had already returned to the villa.

And the Buddha stood before them again, as if everything he had just experienced was just a dream.

The Buddha seemed to see through everyone's thoughts, and said to everyone with a smile: "I wasn't dreaming just now. ”

"That's what really happened."

The Buddha said, spreading his palm to everyone and said, "That palm just now is the palm of the god in the novel." ”

"From now on, if anyone dares to ask questions about the scriptures, if anyone fails the exam next week."

"My Buddha's Nyorai Divine Palm is about to be slapped on your heads."

The Buddha said to everyone with an amiable face......